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02ProstarSammyD
12-20-2012, 11:22 AM
Need a white elephant gift for tonight. Needs to be easily accessible as the party is tonight. I'll send an autographed picture of myself to the creator of the best idea (was actually an idea)

cbryan70
12-20-2012, 11:28 AM
bring an old couch

CruisinGA
12-20-2012, 11:33 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Dreams_from_my_father.jpg/200px-Dreams_from_my_father.jpg


Edit: Just make sure you buy it at a bookstore where no one will see you!

02ProstarSammyD
12-20-2012, 11:34 AM
I dont hate the people

call
12-20-2012, 12:30 PM
http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202055920/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=toilet+seat&storeId=10051#.UNM9EYMqbyE

GT500 MC
12-20-2012, 12:40 PM
Lottery tickets or giftcards always work. Boring, but for last-minute you cannot go wrong.

Ironhorse
12-20-2012, 12:55 PM
Hit the liquor store. We just did one at work and most of the popular gifts were liquor related. They sell mugs with small Baileys bottles, beer steins and other odds and ends.

pmkkdx
12-20-2012, 01:15 PM
Goodwill and find a colorful Christmas sweater ... :rolleyes:

02ProstarSammyD
12-20-2012, 01:15 PM
1 down and 1 to go.

Got a small cooler and put a bow on a bottle of schmirnoff ice inside. The gift of iced is upon them.

Sodar
12-20-2012, 02:44 PM
Sorry for the large image, but I do not know how to resize on my phone.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/8/3/9/4/4/254353-244938/WD_40Promo_cropFix_AllKit.jpg?a=29

milkmania
12-20-2012, 03:03 PM
http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/211247038740963142_Wc6M9ZEB_c.jpg

mcparadise
12-20-2012, 03:07 PM
Gift certificate for a vintage MC T-shirt when they arrive ;-) and if you ordered a few (I did).

Rockman
12-20-2012, 03:13 PM
Milk, you got my address for that one, right?:D

thatsmrmastercraft
12-20-2012, 03:15 PM
http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/211247038740963142_Wc6M9ZEB_c.jpg

Beautiful!

02ProstarSammyD
12-20-2012, 03:30 PM
Are the vintage T's still avail to order???????????????????? I thought they weren't!!!

JMann
12-20-2012, 03:46 PM
I have always like to bring something no one would want that the receiver would bring the next year, etc. How about an old pair of bindings, broken rope, worn out orange life vest? Something no one would want but everyone would laugh about.

tlukens
12-20-2012, 04:01 PM
How about an autographed picture of yourself.

fstaslp
12-20-2012, 04:20 PM
How about an autographed picture of yourself.

I did that one year, although I was wearing boxers, a carhartt, and no shoes while holding my browning shotgun with the quote "All My Love."

02ProstarSammyD
12-20-2012, 04:24 PM
worn out orange life vest
and winner. Found a skanked up womens cheap overtons vest that had been molding up in the garage. Looks pretty good with a bow on it. If you want that autographed picture shoot me your addy and I'll try to make it one of my less arousing photos.

helton333
12-20-2012, 04:55 PM
I just got 4 boxes of screws - 1 pound boxes - so 4 pounds which is about $22 - different size dryall screws. You can basically say "you got screwed", but, it's a good gift - nobody would turn it down.

Ski-me
12-20-2012, 05:21 PM
Someone just told me this the other day and I thought it was an AWESOME one.... :D

Toilet Seat

1redTA
12-20-2012, 05:46 PM
+1 on the toilet seat

milkmania
12-20-2012, 10:38 PM
+1 on the toilet seat

or #2 ?

02ProstarSammyD
12-21-2012, 01:05 PM
haha I feel like a jerk now. Evidently everyone got nice stuff. I audibled and had a table tennis game in the car that was for the kids. We did score a 25 dollar gift card to chic fil a, a foosball tabletop game (kids will like), and a huge thing of various popcorn. Only gag gift was a very very large toy of sexual nature. It was packaged so that when you opened the top of the box it flew out like the old snake box toys. The female opening it didn't seem as amused as the rest of us.............she did take it home though and her husband stayed and got drunk.

milkmania
12-21-2012, 04:02 PM
Only gag gift was a very very large toy of sexual nature. It was packaged so that when you opened the top of the box it flew out like the old snake box toys. The female opening it didn't seem as amused as the rest of us.............she did take it home though and her husband stayed and got drunk.
The Honeymoon is Officially over:(