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BriEOD
08-30-2012, 02:15 PM
The best line of the movie:

Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris

SS: I heard a King Cobra Snake bit you

CN: Yes. And after five days, (pause) the snake died

east tx skier
08-30-2012, 03:38 PM
Welcome home!

Double D
08-30-2012, 03:46 PM
There were a lot of their movie quotes used in that flick. Mostly used by someone else against them.

shepherd
08-30-2012, 04:44 PM
Was it better than the first Expendables movie?

pmikler
08-30-2012, 05:27 PM
On the first day when God went to create light Chuck Norris said "Not now. I'm napping"

I love Chuck Norris lines.

trickskier
08-30-2012, 06:56 PM
The best line of the movie:

Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris

SS: I heard a King Cobra Snake bit you

CN: Yes. And after five days, (pause) the snake died

Are you sure that snake didn't bite SkiDog??? :rolleyes:

TayMC197
08-30-2012, 07:12 PM
No such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks!

1redTA
08-30-2012, 07:58 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

ncsone
08-30-2012, 08:57 PM
somebody needs to resurrect the Chuck Norris quotes thread that is around this site somewhere.

Kevin@MWMC
08-30-2012, 09:54 PM
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter......

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!


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shepherd
08-30-2012, 11:10 PM
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands...they are now simply called "The Islands."

Here ya go: http://www.mastercraft.com/teamtalk/showthread.php?t=14208&highlight=chuck

DemolitionMan
08-30-2012, 11:13 PM
Good movie. I went to it on opening day.

BriEOD
08-31-2012, 12:50 AM
Was it better than the first Expendables movie?

It was pretty good. I doubt anyone is ever going to rate this in their top three favorite action movies of all time, but it was a good mixture of action and humor (i.e. the Chuck Norris and Arnold lines). There were way more of the action crew in this one than the last one. Some notables were Norris, Jean-Claude Van Dam (the bad guy), and Randy Coutore.

The Norris parts and quotes were my personal favorite. The theater exploded into laughter over the snake died after five days line.

tmacx2
08-31-2012, 09:19 AM
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. (try it for real)

milkmania
09-01-2012, 01:13 PM
ok, they got my $14.00....
it was tolerable at best
Dinner and movie last night.... best part of the night was the fork tender Ribeye