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trickskier
07-16-2012, 09:35 PM
OK Guys - Post up some of your best "Wonder Why's" Here's mine for starters --- :rolleyes:

Ever wonder why Walmart has 30 Checkout Registers in every store, but only opens 2 of them at a time? And the 2 that ARE OPEN are always at the other end of the store!!! 8p

DooSPX
07-16-2012, 09:41 PM
100% agree!!! I ALWAYS wonder why! I hate it!

trickskier
07-16-2012, 09:49 PM
100% agree!!! I ALWAYS wonder why! I hate it!

Post one of yours up Jason! :D

trickskier
07-16-2012, 09:50 PM
Ever wonder why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? :rolleyes:

MASTIQUE
07-16-2012, 10:43 PM
I wonder why we ship packages on land and send cargo on ships???


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millpondkid
07-17-2012, 01:32 AM
I wonder why common sense is not so common.

mzimme
07-17-2012, 09:14 AM
I wonder why women ever leave the kitchen...

pmkkdx
07-17-2012, 09:33 AM
I wonder why people say "I found it in the last place I looked" ...

Slinkyredfoot
07-17-2012, 10:03 AM
Ever wonder why a yellow jacket is a lot faster than a John Deere lawn tractor?

scott023
07-17-2012, 10:06 AM
OK Guys - Post up some of your best "Wonder Why's" Here's mine for starters --- :rolleyes:

Ever wonder why Walmart has 30 Checkout Registers in every store, but only opens 2 of them at a time? And the 2 that ARE OPEN are always at the other end of the store!!! 8p

I honestly wonder why people shop at Walmart.

jdl xstar
07-17-2012, 12:47 PM
At stop lights, i wonder why some people insist on keeping 2+ car lengths space between them and the car in front.

FlatBoard
07-17-2012, 01:03 PM
Ever wonder why people say "sorry to bother you but can I ask you a question?"

DJ 50
07-17-2012, 01:33 PM
I wonder why women ever leave the kitchen...

I wonder if mzimme is married. If so I wonder if she ever reads this forum.

scott023
07-17-2012, 01:42 PM
I wonder if mzimme is married. If so I wonder if she ever reads this forum.

:uglyhamme :uglyhamme

scott023
07-17-2012, 02:11 PM
Ever wonder why the put the letter S in the word "lisp"?

scott023
07-17-2012, 03:17 PM
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

pmkkdx
07-17-2012, 04:16 PM
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

I don't use one ... do you scott? :rolleyes:

scott023
07-17-2012, 04:26 PM
I don't use one ... do you scott? :rolleyes:

Wife does. :o

scott023
07-17-2012, 04:27 PM
I don't use one ... do you scott? :rolleyes:

Does't the massage therapist do nearly the same thing? 8p

Kyle
07-17-2012, 05:31 PM
I wonder why there are so many men in this country that can not change a tire, use a screw driver, or hang a picture without "F" ing something up.

mzimme
07-17-2012, 05:33 PM
I wonder if mzimme is married. If so I wonder if she ever reads this forum.

Nope, not yet! :D

If the woman I marry can't take that joke, we probably wouldn't get along too well.. ;)

atlfootr
07-17-2012, 05:49 PM
I wonder why people say "I found it in the last place I looked" ...When it really should of been the first place they looked ...

ahhudgins
07-17-2012, 06:43 PM
.....why people vote Democrat? I know, I know. Get more free stuff.:D

aquaman
07-17-2012, 06:51 PM
.....why people vote Democrat? I know, I know. Get more free stuff.:D

yes, and also because they get to vote at least twice and vote when they are dead. :rolleyes:

Lars
07-17-2012, 07:39 PM
At stop lights, i wonder why some people insist on keeping 2+ car lengths space between them and the car in front.

in case the car stalls and you need to go around :D
that's what I learned to do!



I wonder why america won't adopt the metric system...

trickskier
07-17-2012, 08:31 PM
yes, and also because they get to vote at least twice and vote when they are dead. :rolleyes:

How True!!! 8p

03geetee
07-17-2012, 09:26 PM
Why do people order cheese and sausage when the pizza is clearly already made of cheese.

JTR

coz
07-17-2012, 09:46 PM
Makes me wonder why, if Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? :confused:

DooSPX
07-17-2012, 10:07 PM
I wonder why people buy boats, never do any research on how to operate them, maintain them (even if you have someone do it) and store it then wonder why the darn thing will not run the next year after NEVER using a fuel system stabilizer...

Footin
07-17-2012, 10:13 PM
Why people preface a statement with "to be honest with you"......WHAT WERE YA LYING BEFORE?

Kyle
07-17-2012, 11:13 PM
I always wonder why people who are in a drive through window at a fast food restaurant always say their order and then say "To Go"...

atlfootr
07-18-2012, 10:08 AM
Or better yet, this one ... no sound - you can only imagine what was begin said.
Why take the escalator when there's an elevator next to it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsFSDqjOteU

Woman flips motorized scooter on 'up' escalator

Updated: Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012, 8:45 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012, 8:45 AM EDT
BOSTON (CNN) - Surveillance video caught a motorized scooter mishap on camera in Boston's subway system.

A woman on the scooter tried to take an "up" escalator from the red line, despite the fact that there was an elevator 50 feet away.
The woman and the scooter fell backwards.

Other passengers came to help her and a subway worker pushed the escalator's emergency stop button.
The 56-year-old managed to walk away from the incident.

scott023
07-18-2012, 10:18 AM
Ever wonder why you press harder on the remote buttons, when you know the batteries are getting weak?

trickskier
07-18-2012, 12:48 PM
Why people preface a statement with "to be honest with you"......WHAT WERE YA LYING BEFORE?

Only a Buckeye fan would do that!!! :D

trickskier
07-18-2012, 12:49 PM
Ever wonder why you press harder on the remote buttons, when you know the batteries are getting weak?

:uglyhamme:uglyhamme:uglyhamme

mzimme
07-18-2012, 01:08 PM
Or better yet, this one ... no sound - you can only imagine what was begin said.
Why take the escalator when there's an elevator next to it?

Woman flips scooter on 'up' escalator (http://www.wdtn.com/dpps/entertainment/must_see_video/woman-flips-motorized-scooter-on-up-escalator-ob12-jgr_4241618) http://media.lintvnews.com/photo/video_icon_2009073008055598.GIF (http://www.wdtn.com/dpps/entertainment/must_see_video/woman-flips-motorized-scooter-on-up-escalator-ob12-jgr_4241618)

Woman flips motorized scooter on 'up' escalator

Updated: Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012, 8:45 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012, 8:45 AM EDT
BOSTON (CNN) - Surveillance video caught a motorized scooter mishap on camera in Boston's subway system.

A woman on the scooter tried to take an "up" escalator from the red line, despite the fact that there was an elevator 50 feet away.
The woman and the scooter fell backwards.

Other passengers came to help her and a subway worker pushed the escalator's emergency stop button.
The 56-year-old managed to walk away from the incident.

Oh my god!!! :uglyhamme:uglyhamme:uglyhamme

captain planet
07-18-2012, 01:19 PM
Only a Buckeye fan would do that!!! :D

Oh really????

captain planet
07-18-2012, 01:46 PM
I honestly wonder why people shop at Walmart.

I agree.......

captain planet
07-18-2012, 01:59 PM
Here is about what I 'wonder why'


removed by me....why bring the thread down.....

…..that what I wonder about at my house.

Lars
07-18-2012, 02:21 PM
Or better yet, this one ... no sound - you can only imagine what was begin said.
Why take the escalator when there's an elevator next to it?

Woman flips scooter on 'up' escalator (http://www.wdtn.com/dpps/entertainment/must_see_video/woman-flips-motorized-scooter-on-up-escalator-ob12-jgr_4241618) http://media.lintvnews.com/photo/video_icon_2009073008055598.GIF (http://www.wdtn.com/dpps/entertainment/must_see_video/woman-flips-motorized-scooter-on-up-escalator-ob12-jgr_4241618)

Woman flips motorized scooter on 'up' escalator

Updated: Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012, 8:45 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012, 8:45 AM EDT
BOSTON (CNN) - Surveillance video caught a motorized scooter mishap on camera in Boston's subway system.

A woman on the scooter tried to take an "up" escalator from the red line, despite the fact that there was an elevator 50 feet away.
The woman and the scooter fell backwards.

Other passengers came to help her and a subway worker pushed the escalator's emergency stop button.
The 56-year-old managed to walk away from the incident.

Then what was the scooter for in the first place??

SkiDog
07-18-2012, 03:49 PM
At stop lights, i wonder why some people insist on keeping 2+ car lengths space between them and the car in front.

Because they've been rear ended and then got charged with following too close!:D

ahhudgins
07-18-2012, 05:31 PM
Because they've been rear ended and then got charged with following too close!:D

Ooooooor, maybe itís because they were about a cars length behind a woman at a stop light when she decided to mess with her purse in the passenger seat and started to roll backwards. She hit my bumper even after I laid on the horn for several seconds. It would have been her word against mine but I had several witnesses! :)

trickskier
07-19-2012, 01:13 PM
I wonder why when calling a support desk and it says push 1 for english why I never get someone who speaks english!!! :rolleyes:

rkhodges21
07-19-2012, 01:22 PM
Ever wonder why almost all of Hollywood are liberals?

shepherd
07-19-2012, 10:44 PM
When I drop my computer off at GeekSquad for service, why do they send me an email telling me my computer is ready for pickup? :confused:

scott023
07-20-2012, 10:22 AM
Ever wonder why, if flying is so safe, they call airports "terminals"?

trickskier
07-20-2012, 01:18 PM
Ever wonder why baseball is played in a park and football is played in a stadium? War Memorial Stadium?

oxberger
07-20-2012, 01:22 PM
ever wonder while drive up atms have brail on the buttons?

scott023
07-20-2012, 01:26 PM
Ever wonder why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

scott023
07-20-2012, 01:27 PM
Ever wonder why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

scott023
07-20-2012, 01:52 PM
if Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme, why didn't he just buy dinner?

nascar
07-20-2012, 01:54 PM
when you find a great deal on a Mastercraft and it is no where near you !

oxberger
07-20-2012, 01:55 PM
ever wonder why there's always at least one jerk at the ramp that holds everything up for those that know what they're doing?

captain planet
07-20-2012, 02:14 PM
You ever wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if you took out all the sponges?

rkhodges21
07-20-2012, 04:56 PM
You ever wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if you took out all the sponges?

Or if we threw Al Gore to the bottom of one?

ccowell
07-20-2012, 11:38 PM
Ever wonder why people buy hot water heaters for their house...... if the water is already hot, why heat it again?

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tex
07-20-2012, 11:41 PM
Ever wonder why people tip a car hop a Sonic who isn't on skates?

milkmania
07-24-2012, 01:55 PM
If I threw a banana peel out the window....
Would I be littering ?

scott023
07-24-2012, 01:58 PM
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

millpondkid
07-24-2012, 02:41 PM
And coolers for that matter....

scott023
07-24-2012, 05:31 PM
Ever wonder why Americans choose from just two people for President and fifty three for Miss America?

bbymgr
07-24-2012, 11:28 PM
Because no one can find 53 politicians worth voting for!!

captain planet
07-25-2012, 11:12 AM
Because no one can find 53 politicians worth voting for!!

There is one in Texas that is worth voting for!!! :rolleyes::D

ahhudgins
07-25-2012, 06:47 PM
Ever wonder why Americans choose from just two people for President and fifty three for Miss America?


Because 106 young boobs are a lot more fun to look at than two old ones.