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TN X-45
06-09-2012, 08:22 AM
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bod/3056135905.html

SkiDog
06-09-2012, 08:55 AM
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bod/3056135905.html

A fool and his money soon parted ways!

2RLAKE
06-09-2012, 09:00 AM
amen to that

Plave
06-09-2012, 09:01 AM
I was going to post a witty comment but 5 minutes after opening the link I'm still stunned into near silence

CruisinGA
06-09-2012, 09:19 AM
"it glows like a floating space $hit" .... It sure does

BrooksfamX2
06-09-2012, 09:57 AM
Wow....if it was a V-drive I would be all over it..........:rolleyes:

CantRepeat
06-09-2012, 10:01 AM
That's why you don't side tie to anyone!

"there is a dent in the back of the boat as shown in the picture from another boat that was tied up to us"

nickespi
06-09-2012, 10:05 AM
So I read the description before ever looking at the pics...what a let down! That boat before all the crap is maybe 30K new. This guy should win the crane prize for biggest tool in the world. And the idiot that buys it should either be sterile or near me when I'm ready to sell my MC.

-V-
06-09-2012, 11:29 AM
Epic Fail.

thatsmrmastercraft
06-09-2012, 11:46 AM
To each his own?:confused::confused::confused:

milkmania
06-09-2012, 12:02 PM
just reading it made my head hurt:noface:

wonder if he can make the fish rise to the surface like the old hand crank telephones:confused:

gotta_ski
06-11-2012, 05:32 AM
Reading that made my head hurt. What an amazing combination of run on sentences, misspellings, and overall poor grammar. The part about the bimini top and the stripper pole I had to read twice to understand. And why no pictures of the pole, especially when its in use? Maybe he only knows ugly girls and that's why he's selling it?

Granite_33
06-11-2012, 11:20 AM
2 fog machines and a stripper pole? SOLD!

scott023
06-11-2012, 12:45 PM
That is beyond ridiculous. Sheesh.

thatsmrmastercraft
06-11-2012, 01:37 PM
2 fog machines and a stripper pole? SOLD!

"equipped with 2 fog machines one on both ends of the boat and a fully custom rienforced stripper pole"

Not just a stripper pole, but custom reinforced. Makes one wonder why the custom reinforcement.:banana::huh::eek3:

scott023
06-11-2012, 01:41 PM
"equipped with 2 fog machines one on both ends of the boat and a fully custom rienforced stripper pole"

Not just a stripper pole, but custom reinforced. Makes one wonder why the custom reinforcement.:banana::huh::eek3:

Not sure we want to know why.....

aarosurf
06-11-2012, 01:51 PM
always amazes me how people throw around the word "invested"

scott023
06-11-2012, 04:43 PM
always amazes me how people throw around the word "invested"

Yes, I "invested" a few bills in an extra paddle this weeeknd too. :uglyhamme

mzimme
06-11-2012, 04:57 PM
Pshhh... I'd drop 70 grand on that thing in a heartbeat. What's wrong with all of you? That's a one off mastercraft 'toon. AND it has 16 speakers, with 18 batteries. That's about as rare as they come right there fellas.


On a serious not, what in the hell is charging those things? I hope he's running a generator.

atthelake
06-11-2012, 06:37 PM
Is there any way we can all get together and form a class action lawsuit for him even mentioning the word "mastercraft" in the title? Does he not know the word he was looking for ends in "bate" or "bater"?
Seriously though, I can think of ~ 11000+ people that not only would be interested, but would gladly trade "straight-across" or give big time money "to boot" for this abomination. Give me ten minutes, I'll post the link on Mali**cr*w. Just Kidding... ;)

shepherd
06-11-2012, 06:54 PM
That thing must weigh a ton. I wonder how low it sits in the water? :confused:

Nice to know it comes with a throw cushion.

medicmoose
06-12-2012, 01:26 PM
"equipped with 2 fog machines one on both ends of the boat and a fully custom rienforced stripper pole"

Not just a stripper pole, but custom reinforced. Makes one wonder why the custom reinforcement.:banana::huh::eek3:

Big girls need their poles too!! :D

Ballast AND entertainment all in one!

thatsmrmastercraft
06-12-2012, 01:39 PM
"equipped with 2 fog machines one on both ends of the boat and a fully custom rienforced stripper pole"

Not just a stripper pole, but custom reinforced. Makes one wonder why the custom reinforcement.:banana::huh::eek3:

Big girls need their poles too!! :D

Ballast AND entertainment all in one!

Rhetorical question
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A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question that is asked in order to make a point and without the expectation of a reply.[1] The question is used as a rhetorical device, posed for the sake of encouraging its listener to consider a message or viewpoint. Though these are technically questions, they do not always require a question mark.
For example, the question, "Can you do anything right?" is asked not to literally evaluate the abilities of the person being spoken to, but rather to insinuate that the person always fails.

wrobins1
06-12-2012, 01:47 PM
I think I could sell it if it was repainted to more accurately be marketed to its demographic....

http://www.mastercraft.com/teamtalk/picture.php?albumid=532&pictureid=4119

medicmoose
06-12-2012, 02:14 PM
Rhetorical question
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question that is asked in order to make a point and without the expectation of a reply.[1] The question is used as a rhetorical device, posed for the sake of encouraging its listener to consider a message or viewpoint. Though these are technically questions, they do not always require a question mark.
For example, the question, "Can you do anything right?" is asked not to literally evaluate the abilities of the person being spoken to, but rather to insinuate that the person always fails.

Sure....but face it....you looked twice! 8p

thatsmrmastercraft
06-12-2012, 02:22 PM
Sure....but face it....you looked twice! 8p

The second time was to see if her feet were really as filthy as I thought they were.:confused:

scott023
06-12-2012, 02:53 PM
Sure....but face it....you looked twice! 8p

I only looked once, and had to exit the room... :o

LYNRDSKYNRD
06-12-2012, 03:16 PM
After I saw the boat I didn't think this thread could get any more repulsive...I was wrong.

Dino Don
06-13-2012, 08:49 PM
I think I could sell it if it was repainted to more accurately be marketed to its demographic....

http://www.mastercraft.com/teamtalk/picture.php?albumid=532&pictureid=4119

Anyone have a surplus torpedo with a live charge????