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gusolah
03-15-2012, 10:10 PM
Thought I would share this fortune I got today...I thought it was pretty cool. :D

http://www.mastercraft.com/teamtalk/picture.php?albumid=539&pictureid=3866

Slinkyredfoot
03-15-2012, 10:19 PM
The best and most profound bit of Chinese wisdom from a fortune cookie I ever read, and sorry I have no picture was:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

gusolah
03-15-2012, 10:23 PM
keep em coming!

jafo9
03-15-2012, 11:11 PM
Man who fly upside down naked have "crack up"

trickskier
03-16-2012, 07:48 AM
Confucius say - Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger! 8p :rolleyes:

93Prostar190
03-16-2012, 11:06 PM
He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

DemolitionMan
03-16-2012, 11:48 PM
.............................

JLowder
03-17-2012, 02:14 AM
Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bankok.

-V-
03-17-2012, 10:41 AM
here you go

MCVOLS
03-20-2012, 09:09 AM
"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

BrooksfamX2
03-20-2012, 09:21 AM
Man who fly upside down naked have "crack up"

Woman who fly up-side-down naked have "hairy crack up".......8p

Man who slide down bannister naked get slivers by crackie.........:(

pmkkdx
03-20-2012, 10:10 AM
man who fart in church, sit in pew

Double D
03-20-2012, 10:15 AM
....... Nothing funny.......



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