the gig is up!

[rodltg2]

had you guys fooled for awhile but i will admit i created the toolman. :D it all started just to get some laughs at the bayliner challenger and then went from there. nobody evn had a clue it was me and it was funny watching all you guys guessing. now i do not know who is posting as dooker and the other guys who have sprung up. also someone figured out my password and i dont know who has been posting as the toolman since the 1st " my lady " post. so now we have someone else to try and guess who it is. they also figure out my email account i set up for the toolman so those email are not mine either.

[betsy&david Harrison]

You are a very clever gentleman...someone was right when he said that "our" toolman was a nice guy. I sher had fun wid da imatater though. :D

[Hillbillytoober]

Wel sir ole leroy shur dus go to calafurna a lot. dooker and leroy is the same man

[east tx skier]

Well played, Rod. I guess the toolman is like Jason in all the Friday the 13th flicks. Never the same guy for long.

[milkmania]

I'm the toolman

[Mag_Red]

:rolleyes: Nice try Rod......everyone knows it's me :D I've gots the votes to back that up

[sizzler]

i'm spartacus......... :cool:

[Leroy]

Sure now everyone wants to be him! Way to go Rod was always fun to read. You must be from some small southern town to talk it that easily!

[BriEOD]

Ok, I'll confess. After seeing the Toolman's post about his new girlfriend the other night on a whim I tried to guess his password. Low and behold the password for tpttool was toolman (very slick their Rod :rolleyes: ). After I pulled Mag Red's leg about it I let him in on it. Then he changed the password to lock Rod out!! :worthy: We also let Brad in on it and started messing with some folks. Also, Betsy that was me flirting with you last night. I hope I didn't upset you. I was just teasing.

As for the Dooker, well a few of us got an email from him yesterday. Farmer Ted sent me an email with the header etc from the email. I sent it to Beau (bcampell7). Beau is an IT guy. He called me last night and said he traced the account to Spokane Washington and than to Tyler, Texas. I don't have any "proof" who it is but I know their is this little old guy that lives their with a 93 PS 205. Also, Beau broke into the Toolman's email. Again, very original password Rod (toolman :rolleyes: ).

As for the timer twins and the hillbiiy fellow I'm not certain but I feel strongly it's Mag Red.

Good job Rod, it was pretty funny while it lasted and we never really figured out it was you until you emailed Mag to get the password for us locking you out! Very funny, good job man. :worthy:

[bradamerry]

I liked talking to myself yesterday morning!!! :banana:

[BriEOD]

I think Rod owes you a beer Brad for as much stuff as you took over the Toolman. Everyone swore it was you.

[JEREMY79]

Very well played Rod, Very well.

[LakePirate]

That was quite impressive

[bradamerry]

I think Rod owes you a beer Brad for as much stuff as you took over the Toolman. Everyone swore it was you.
Yes he does.... :rolleyes: I tried to tell you guys I was clean. But I got all kinds of emails asking, are you the toolman, really?

[bcampbe7]

Very clever Rod. Ironically it took quite-a-bit of wit to post as tpttool.

As far as Dooker, it is pure speculation. ;)

[BriEOD]

Hey Beau you were right too!! Rod has an AOL email account so when you said a few months ago that Tool has an AOL IP address you were correct. The only thing was Brad has AOL as well and we pegged him. :D

[André]

Good work Rod,never even suspected you !
Congrats to Brian and Beau for the way they used to find out who was the tool man.
As for Dooker living in Tyler ,Texas,...PLEASE DOUG,TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE ...

[Ric]

had you guys fooled for awhile but i will admit i created the toolman. :D it all started just to get some laughs at the bayliner challenger and then went from there. nobody evn had a clue it was me and it was funny watching all you guys guessing. now i do not know who is posting as dooker and the other guys who have sprung up. also someone figured out my password and i dont know who has been posting as the toolman since the 1st " my lady " post. so now we have someone else to try and guess who it is. they also figure out my email account i set up for the toolman so those email are not mine either.
Whatever Rod
I'm not going to sit and watch you take credit for all my hard work.
It wasn't Rodl folks :D

[André]

Whatever Rod
I'm not going to sit and watch you take credit for all my hard work.
It wasn't Rodl folks :D
Ready to confess Ric ? :eek:

[east tx skier]

Good work Rod,never even suspected you !
Congrats to Brian and Beau for the way they used to find out who was the tool man.
As for Dooker living in Tyler ,Texas,...PLEASE DOUG,TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE ...

Andre, Brian might be pulling your leg on that one.

[Mag_Red]

As for the timer twins and the hillbiiy fellow I'm not certain but I feel strongly it's Mag Red.

:rant: Stop pointing your finger at me! :D I'm really not that clever nor do I have the time right now to be pulling this stuff. :toast: Rod , my hat goes off to you.....you tricky little bastage.

[Ric]

Randol's the hillbilly tuber

[Mag_Red]

It sure was a ton a fun while it lasted though :worthy: :purplaugh

[Ric]

I don't think it's over

[Old Timer]

Hey; It's me, Mag!

[Young Timer]

Hey don't worry Dad's just having a senior moment. He just wishes he was mag with all of those slimmies again!

The Timers, brought to you by Leroy

[6ballsisall]

Randol's the hillbilly tuber

thanks for the compliments (I think) :confused:

what makes you certain I have the ability to write in redneck ebonics? :confused:

[Ric]

thanks for the compliments (I think) :confused:

what makes you certain I have the ability to write in redneck ebonics? :confused:
:purplaugh .

[6ballsisall]

:purplaugh .

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!! :purplaugh

[Ric]

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!! :purplaugh
Jr, it hasn't even been 24hours without your boat and you are already on an erkle-like run with your post count

[betsy&david Harrison]

I've been duped boys...loved every minute of it...even the flirting! What's next? :D I wanted the popcorn dude there but my computer is rather slow after installing The Incridibles game yesterday...imagine that. B

[tex]

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!! :purplaugh
...and don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders!

[6ballsisall]

Jr, it hasn't even been 24hours without your boat and you are already on an erkle-like run with your post count


What can I say, I have loss anxiety issues :D

[bradamerry]

so you folks think you will miss the toolman?? :confused:

[ski_king]

Jr, it hasn't even been 24hours without your boat and you are already on an erkle-like run with your post count
I noticed he has been on a roll latley, might also have something to do with the fact his wife went into labor and had the baby.
I did a quick count and saw he had over 200 posts in the last week.
At that rate he will catch Doug in no time!

[tpttool]

What can I say, I have loss anxiety issues :D
My apologies Jeff for the comment. I don't know who posted the comment and I assure you it wasn't me. A few people have the password. Once again my apologies. BriEOD

[Leroy]

yes, Kinda like finding out about the easter bunny huh!



so you folks think you will miss the toolman?? :confused:

[Leroy]

Are you sure he is gone!

[bradamerry]

Are you sure he is gone!
Looks like somebody still has his password.

[Ric]

I noticed he has been on a roll latley, might also have something to do with the fact his wife went into labor and had the baby.
I did a quick count and saw he had over 200 posts in the last week.
At that rate he will catch Doug in no time!
I was going strong and he's bout to pass me in a cloud of gigabytes

[BriEOD]

jr hows yur wife and my kid?
Jeff I swear on my kid, I wasn't the one who wrote this. A little harsh don't ya think Toolman?

[Leroy]

One of the toolman's needs his mouth washed out with soap....and then kicked dry! ;)

[JEREMY79]

jr hows yur wife and my kid?

little harsh there

[bradamerry]

One of the toolman's needs his mouth washed out with soap....and then kicked dry! ;)
dang Mag.....

[Mag_Red]

dang Mag..... :rolleyes: Still getting blamed! I just happen to like Jeff and his wife.been to his house.....worked on his boat.......I'm surprised you would even make that comment. :)

[bradamerry]

:rolleyes: Still getting blamed! I just happen to like Jeff and his wife.been to his house.....worked on his boat.......I'm surprised you would even make that comment. :)
So I guess it is me??

[Mag_Red]

So I guess it is me??Don't know....was it?? Is the password still Teamtalk?????

[bradamerry]

Don't know....was it?? Is the password still Teamtalk?????
That's not the last I heard, but I have not tried him in a few days... :confused:

[6ballsisall]

Man, I hope for their sake that whoever wrote that doesn't meet me in person. :noface: :rant:

[6ballsisall]

:rolleyes: Still getting blamed! I just happen to like Jeff and his wife.been to his house.....worked on his boat.......I'm surprised you would even make that comment. :)

its all good mag, i know it aint you or Bri, don't forget the boat show rendevous too Mag :toast:

[6ballsisall]

Jr, it hasn't even been 24hours without your boat and you are already on an erkle-like run with your post count

What can I say ric, the loss issues are killing me :D nah, actually my adult A.D.D. is at its worst. Normally I travel alot in the summer months but with the baby coming I scheduled a light summer and worked from home quite a bit to help Debi out. To much free time and look what I go and do :D

[Hillbillytoober]

wel i gess the jokes up on yall. ole hillbilly bedder thro in de hat. Sum of u mite no me as mag_red on hear. its bean fun yall

[BriEOD]

I had you pegged buddy!!! ;)

Now if only Leroy would confess to being Dooker & for his role in the Kennedy Assasination... :D

[6ballsisall]

I had you pegged buddy!!! ;)

Now if only Leroy would confess to being Dooker & for his role in the Kennedy Assasination... :D

So Leroy was on the grassy knoll eh?? :D :popcorn:

[BriEOD]

That's what Andre told me... :popcorn:<----Going to get my wooden spoon to stir the pot! :D

[east tx skier]

Just for the record, that wasn't me either. I have not taken the "toolman" out for a spin since he hit the public domain.

[east tx skier]

I had you pegged buddy!!! ;)

Now if only Leroy would confess to being Dooker & for his role in the Kennedy Assasination... :D

Now wait a minute, I thought Dooker had pegged in Texas? :confused:

/still thinks it's Leroy :popcorn:

[BriEOD]

We know the truth right Eastie.... ;)

[east tx skier]

Uh, I don't, but I am a tad curious. I just looked, and Dooker's onlilne as I type this.

[Mag_Red]

wel i gess the jokes up on yall. ole hillbilly bedder thro in de hat. Sum of u mite no me as mag_red on hear. its bean fun yall :rolleyes: Sorry...out waxing the truck....try again 8p

[east tx skier]

I don't know what to make of your post, Mag, so I'm just going to take it literally because the alternative would require me to gouge out my eyes. ;)

[Mag_Red]

I don't know what to make of your post, Mag, so I'm just going to take it literally because the alternative would require me to gouge out my eyes. ;) :purplaugh
I'm afraid to ask what "waxing the truck" means in Texas.

[east tx skier]

Me, too. Just try to avoid leaving swirl marks.

[bcampbe7]

jr hows yur wife and my kid?

Jeff I swear on my kid, I wasn't the one who wrote this. A little harsh don't ya think Toolman?

Not cool at all!
Wasn't me either...

[6ballsisall]

:purplaugh
I'm afraid to ask what "waxing the truck" means in Texas.


Just make sure you clean up real good mag and don't leave any "hair gel" left over (think of the movie something about Mary)

[rodltg2]

well it was fun while it lasted im glad you guys had some good laughs , especially you eastie! im still confused on who is who now . if anyone does not already the name tpttool stands for trailer park trash tool. we use the word tool around the office for all the geeks and dorks we get coming in every once in awhile.

[east tx skier]

Rod, that was my next question "TPT." Classic. Enjoyed it very much. I liked the whole back story the most. You've actually spun off aliases all over this board.

[Hillbillytoober]

sir i can apperciat trash in a treler perk ours is always reel dirtey too. i keep gittin after the landlord but he wint and pulled a shotgun on me the other day.

as fer tools, i carry a fare amunt of tools in my truck since i drive a ferd. u never know whats gonna happin with won of them

[6ballsisall]

well it was fun while it lasted im glad you guys had some good laughs , especially you eastie! im still confused on who is who now . if anyone does not already the name tpttool stands for trailer park trash tool. we use the word tool around the office for all the geeks and dorks we get coming in every once in awhile.


Nice job rod, you outta think about a 2nd career in screenwriting :D that took talent to keep all those stories going at once and you managed to "inspire" several other rednecks to join the board :D

[betsy&david Harrison]

well it was fun while it lasted im glad you guys had some good laughs , especially you eastie! im still confused on who is who now . if anyone does not already the name tpttool stands for trailer park trash tool. we use the word tool around the office for all the geeks and dorks we get coming in every once in awhile.
Keep an eye on ya tool belt when ya hit Porterville this here weekend. I unda stan that there are several residents miss'n teeth out theya. They may jus be lookn fer somtn to give the doc to repair a toof.

[6ballsisall]

Keep an eye on ya tool belt when ya hit Porterville this here weekend. I unda stan that there are several residents miss'n teeth out theya. They may jus be lookn fer somtn to give the doc to repair a toof.


Betsy your just getting all to good at your redneck ebonics. You have me worried!! Are you sure you can't play the banjo?? :D

[betsy&david Harrison]

thas funny...I wonce wantd to try that instrumunt back in da days. I ain't shi_n ya edear.

[6ballsisall]

did you subscribe to a special thesarus and dictionary set that would help you with your new language? Your grammar is all to good :D

[betsy&david Harrison]

Hun e..I luv the Sista's of the Secret Ya Ya movie. And I had me a suthn roomie at one of them college places I went.She was a dahlin yungsta.

[6ballsisall]

Hun e..I luv the Sista's of the Secret Ya Ya movie. And I had me a suthn roomie at one of them college places I went.She was a dahlin yungsta.


damn girl yous got talent sista! A combo of city beat gangsta girl and country bumpkin all roled into one package. Thats the fazzizle snizzle dawg! :D

[betsy&david Harrison]

I'm mostly country bumpkin. My evil twin comes to visit my personality once in awhile. Usually when I've had a few. That would explain last night.

[Hillbillytoober]

ms betsy i alweys wantid to be with a waterskiin womin. ms betsy wil u merry me? all this wunderful hom cooked languag gave me a hankerin to git back on this internets site and meat u agin

[betsy&david Harrison]

Your teef can sleep wid mine in da litta jaw I keep nexta my bed.

[Hillbillytoober]

well maam i hop u dont mine but write now i aint got no dentirs. i got em down at the pawn shop to pay fer the #3 paintin i wanted all over my pickemuptruck

[betsy&david Harrison]

Dah lin, I have to put the chillen to beddy by. Gots to cut the conversation short so I can read some Briar Rabbit stowries to em. Luv ya...nitey nite.

[Hillbillytoober]

ms betsy i's gonna prent are conversatin heres on the internets an put it next to the pixter of my trusty coon dog. u tak care ms betsy

[betsy&david Harrison]

ms betsy i's gonna prent are conversatin heres on the internets an put it next to the pixter of my trusty coon dog. u tak care ms betsy
Took me a bit to figgur "prent" hun but I darn well did it. I'm sher I'll luv yer dowg. B