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chawk610
07-05-2011, 07:18 AM
I found this to be the best way to get the air out of floats!!! It's also my first official plank!!! Post your planks!

chawk610
07-05-2011, 09:05 AM
Oh come on... I can't have been the only one!!!!! :)

Tri4X2
07-05-2011, 02:02 PM
how long can you hold that plank?

chawk610
07-05-2011, 02:07 PM
You know... didn't time it... prolly a few min.

scott023
07-05-2011, 02:28 PM
You know... didn't time it... prolly a few min.

If that's your first plank, I doubt you're holding it for a few minutes. :D

chawk610
07-05-2011, 03:23 PM
LOL... prolly not... like I said... didn't time it. By the time this was taken... we had been out allll day!

GT500 MC
07-05-2011, 05:46 PM
Was that a plank or a pass-out?

chawk610
07-06-2011, 07:18 AM
Ha! It's a plank.... but I coulda easliy just stayed there for the night!!!

-V-
07-06-2011, 08:57 AM
Here is a buddy of mine in Afganistan. Thought it might be nice to show that planking is a world wide sporting event. :D

Kyle
07-06-2011, 10:15 AM
I have never planked before.

Although over the weekend my girl friends daughter who is 19 started harassing her mother and me about our smoking habit. About 1/2 pack or more every day each. Rarely do we smoke full packs a day. Any way she's saying we could not do anything cardio wise better than her etc due to our damaged lungs. So she had (her idea) a breath holding contest face down in the lake best score out of 3 tries. Thought it was stupid but fell to her stupid antics. We all sat and watched her go and she busts off a 1min 15sec. It's now my turn and I'm like oh heck shes a track long distance runner, I hope to get 30 sec. So I go and bust off 1min 13sec and she's like oh no. She goes again and rips a 53sec. Now I'm ready to put this hot head smack talker down and bust off 1min 42sec a major booyaa to the little hot head. She's then gets a 1min 20sec and I forfeited my 3rd try as I already won. Smokey Joe wins again proving cigs are just fine for you..... I'm in my 30's and totally expected my butt to be kicked but the old farts proved once again our place above the kid.....

DemolitionMan
07-06-2011, 10:27 AM
I am not sure I get the planking game. I have a friend that does it and don't know why?

GT500 MC
07-06-2011, 10:36 AM
I am not sure I get the planking game. I have a friend that does it and don't know why?

Seen it for working out--builds your core and abs. Never thought of it as being much of a game however...

DemolitionMan
07-06-2011, 10:42 AM
This is one of many from my friends FB page.

chawk610
07-06-2011, 02:31 PM
Good One!!!!!

chawk610
07-06-2011, 02:32 PM
Here is a buddy of mine in Afganistan. Thought it might be nice to show that planking is a world wide sporting event. :D



INTERNATIONAL BABY!!!!!

wrobins1
07-06-2011, 02:46 PM
I have never planked before.

Although over the weekend my girl friends daughter who is 19 started harassing her mother and me about our smoking habit. About 1/2 pack or more every day each. Rarely do we smoke full packs a day. Any way she's saying we could not do anything cardio wise better than her etc due to our damaged lungs. So she had (her idea) a breath holding contest face down in the lake best score out of 3 tries. Thought it was stupid but fell to her stupid antics. We all sat and watched her go and she busts off a 1min 15sec. It's now my turn and I'm like oh heck shes a track long distance runner, I hope to get 30 sec. So I go and bust off 1min 13sec and she's like oh no. She goes again and rips a 53sec. Now I'm ready to put this hot head smack talker down and bust off 1min 42sec a major booyaa to the little hot head. She's then gets a 1min 20sec and I forfeited my 3rd try as I already won. Smokey Joe wins again proving cigs are just fine for you..... I'm in my 30's and totally expected my butt to be kicked but the old farts proved once again our place above the kid.....

Throw this article in her face.....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12151830
These tribes often accredit there free diving ability to smoking. (Best example I could find the end of the article references that he smokes like a chimney.)

shepherd
07-12-2011, 01:28 PM
Smokey Joe wins again proving cigs are just fine for you..... I'm in my 30's and totally expected my butt to be kicked but the old farts proved once again our place above the kid.....

Son of a....! I haven't had a cig in over 20 years. I'm going to go buy me a pack. Wait... how much do they cost now??

ncsone
07-12-2011, 01:43 PM
Evidently planking has been replaced.

thatsmrmastercraft
07-12-2011, 03:57 PM
Evidently planking has been replaced.

:uglyhamme:uglyhamme:uglyhamme

thatsmrmastercraft
07-12-2011, 03:58 PM
Son of a....! I haven't had a cig in over 20 years. I'm going to go buy me a pack. Wait... how much do they cost now??

I quit when they went to $1.25 per pack in the vending machines. Guess that was a while ago too.

SkiDog
07-12-2011, 04:03 PM
I have never planked before.

Although over the weekend my girl friends daughter who is 19 started harassing her mother and me about our smoking habit. About 1/2 pack or more every day each. Rarely do we smoke full packs a day. Any way she's saying we could not do anything cardio wise better than her etc due to our damaged lungs. So she had (her idea) a breath holding contest face down in the lake best score out of 3 tries. Thought it was stupid but fell to her stupid antics. We all sat and watched her go and she busts off a 1min 15sec. It's now my turn and I'm like oh heck shes a track long distance runner, I hope to get 30 sec. So I go and bust off 1min 13sec and she's like oh no. She goes again and rips a 53sec. Now I'm ready to put this hot head smack talker down and bust off 1min 42sec a major booyaa to the little hot head. She's then gets a 1min 20sec and I forfeited my 3rd try as I already won. Smokey Joe wins again proving cigs are just fine for you..... I'm in my 30's and totally expected my butt to be kicked but the old farts proved once again our place above the kid.....

Thats nice. Just wait till your kids are watching you TRY to breath when you end up with emphysema! Watched my dad die from those damn things and let me tell you, its NOT a pretty sight! Puff away!

Kyle
07-12-2011, 04:30 PM
Son of a....! I haven't had a cig in over 20 years. I'm going to go buy me a pack. Wait... how much do they cost now??

Marlboro lights $50 for carton. 200 cigs 10 packs.

I try to only smoke 5 or so cigs a day. Got to the point I smoke 1/2 pack when someone pisses me off. Used to smoke a pack every day.

CruisinGA
07-12-2011, 05:02 PM
Marlboro lights $50 for carton. 200 cigs 10 packs.

I try to only smoke 5 or so cigs a day. Got to the point I smoke 1/2 pack when someone pisses me off. Used to smoke a pack every day.

Sounds to me like you're halfway there!

j.mccreight@hotmail.com
07-12-2011, 09:42 PM
Planking really??? We called these supermans in the military, chest up arms straight out legs straight and knees together and up we did this until the company commander got tired...

oxberger
07-13-2011, 03:34 PM
No planking, but I do this thing called rounding. First, you drink alot, then you lay down. You know you have perfect form when you look toward your feet and you see nothing but a round stomach.

ahhudgins
07-13-2011, 05:18 PM
I have never planked before.

Although over the weekend my girl friends daughter who is 19 started harassing her mother and me about our smoking habit. About 1/2 pack or more every day each. Rarely do we smoke full packs a day. Any way she's saying we could not do anything cardio wise better than her etc due to our damaged lungs. So she had (her idea) a breath holding contest face down in the lake best score out of 3 tries. Thought it was stupid but fell to her stupid antics. We all sat and watched her go and she busts off a 1min 15sec. It's now my turn and I'm like oh heck shes a track long distance runner, I hope to get 30 sec. So I go and bust off 1min 13sec and she's like oh no. She goes again and rips a 53sec. Now I'm ready to put this hot head smack talker down and bust off 1min 42sec a major booyaa to the little hot head. She's then gets a 1min 20sec and I forfeited my 3rd try as I already won. Smokey Joe wins again proving cigs are just fine for you..... I'm in my 30's and totally expected my butt to be kicked but the old farts proved once again our place above the kid.....

If she had a 30 year old brain to go along with those 19 year old lungs she would have challenged you to a Stairmaster contest.:D
I don't like to preach, but like Skidog said, emphysema ain't pretty. My father inlaw has lung cancer and emphysema and still can't put down the cigs. He has a year left at the most. My wife quit cold turkey when she got pregnant and she said it was the best decision she ever made.

ahhudgins
07-13-2011, 05:25 PM
Planking really??? We called these supermans in the military, chest up arms straight out legs straight and knees together and up we did this until the company commander got tired...

Back in high school when we messed up on the football team the coach made us do this. It was called "punishment". It's a lot more fun with pads, a helmet, and 90 degree heat.

j.mccreight@hotmail.com
07-13-2011, 06:04 PM
Back in high school when we messed up on the football team the coach made us do this. It was called "punishment". It's a lot more fun with pads, a helmet, and 90 degree heat.

I should have added it also was punishment for use as well.

etduc
07-14-2011, 09:01 AM
Marlboro lights $50 for carton. 200 cigs 10 packs.

I try to only smoke 5 or so cigs a day. Got to the point I smoke 1/2 pack when someone pisses me off. Used to smoke a pack every day.

I stopped buying cigs, when they hit .75 a pack. Never stopped smoking, just buying. :cool:

-V-
07-14-2011, 09:12 AM
I roll my own, well my wife does. Bought a cig machine for $40. so now 3 cartons of smokes cost me $24, and i can adjust my tabacco to what i want it to taste like.

ahhudgins
07-14-2011, 09:55 AM
I should have added it also was punishment for use as well.

I kind of guessed that! It has just been given a new name and now it's a fad. I think at least one guy died when he was "planking" on a hotel railing and fell to his death.

etduc
07-14-2011, 09:56 AM
I roll my own, well my wife does. Bought a cig machine for $40. so now 3 cartons of smokes cost me $24, and i can adjust my tabacco to what i want it to taste like.

You can use those, for tobacco. too?

funk
07-15-2011, 04:30 PM
beach plankers.

TxsRiverRat
07-15-2011, 04:55 PM
horrible photoshop

chawk610
07-22-2011, 09:23 AM
I see shadows... I think it's real!

Sodar
07-22-2011, 09:33 AM
beach plankers.

Do you know Pete or Kellie?

thatsmrmastercraft
07-22-2011, 09:34 AM
It's as real as this picture of a plane about to hit the World Trade Center balcony on 9/11

nauti-dreamer
07-22-2011, 10:18 AM
beach plankers.


Who would've thought Planking was a contact sport? Well played....!

j.mccreight@hotmail.com
07-22-2011, 10:48 AM
It's as real as this picture of a plane about to hit the World Trade Center balcony on 9/11

thats a somber picture...

thatsmrmastercraft
07-22-2011, 10:57 AM
thats a somber picture...

Strictly photoshop. No balconies on the WTC.

j.mccreight@hotmail.com
07-22-2011, 10:59 AM
Well not anymore... I hate fake things...

funk
07-22-2011, 11:13 AM
Do you know Pete or Kellie?

Yes sir, grew up with Pete. And the entire Vilander family, good people.

and yes, it's a real picture.

TxsRiverRat
07-22-2011, 11:22 AM
Well not anymore... I hate fake things...

What about fake boobies? :D

j.mccreight@hotmail.com
07-22-2011, 12:51 PM
What about fake boobies? :D

well ok not all fake things:rolleyes:

iplount
07-22-2011, 05:36 PM
On the way up to the top of the volcano.

68776

DemolitionMan
07-23-2011, 09:32 PM
My first Plank.