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milkmania
07-22-2005, 12:03 PM
how much should I pay?
$1.00 bills?
$5.00 bills?

I figure the quarters will just fall out:popcorn:

lakes Rick
07-22-2005, 12:05 PM
I think they were 10 cents in my day.....

RickDV
07-22-2005, 12:07 PM
how much should I pay?
$1.00 bills?
$5.00 bills?

I figure the quarters will just fall out:popcorn:

Didn't you just post a note about your 21st anniversary??? If it's your wife dancing, it had better be on the house! :)

Workin' 4 Toys
07-22-2005, 12:08 PM
how much should I pay?
$1.00 bills?
$5.00 bills?

I figure the quarters will just fall out:popcorn:
Not sure what you would consider a good one, but here you ain't gettin' nuttin' but a kick in the shorts here for a $5 spot.

BrianM
07-22-2005, 12:09 PM
Round here they cost you $20 $1 and $5 for a little extra on the stage.

sizzler
07-22-2005, 12:11 PM
20 over here...... :o

Workin' 4 Toys
07-22-2005, 12:12 PM
Is this your anniversary present?

Ric
07-22-2005, 12:16 PM
Watch out for the tricky ones, they'll tell your drunk arse "that was 2 songs" :noface:
Don't ask me how I know :noface:

MYMC
07-22-2005, 12:40 PM
Just remember "there is no sex in the champagne room, there's champagne, but you don't want champagne".
:rolleyes:

milkmania
07-22-2005, 01:06 PM
Didn't you just post a note about your 21st anniversary??? If it's your wife dancing, it had better be on the house! :)

have some friends coming into to town and I figured I'd show them a good time

yeah, that's it, that's my story, I think it'll work:cool:

LakePirate
07-22-2005, 01:07 PM
Gentlemen, now on the main stage Porsche......Porsche on the Main stage.


Last chance for Porsche on the main stage.

Your better establishments will be 10 - 20 for the lap dance.

Workin' 4 Toys
07-22-2005, 01:10 PM
Get the VIP pass, and figure on dropping some 20's.

G-man
07-22-2005, 01:16 PM
The topics we cover on this board and advice we give is unlimited.

$20.00 the last time I may have seen a friend of friend pay for one.

Workin' 4 Toys
07-22-2005, 01:18 PM
The topics we cover on this board and advice we give is unlimited.

$20.00 the last time I may have seen a friend of friend pay for one.
It's better than just sitting around complaining. This board is "PRICELESS".
Perhaps we should go back to work..... NAHHHH!

edwin
07-22-2005, 01:51 PM
"Next booty on duty" a couple bucks at the stage, $20-$25 lapdance per song in our area.

River Rat
07-22-2005, 05:09 PM
$1-$5 :) on stage $30 :D in your lap or $50 8p upstairs, but that is a hole new ball game ......thats what I heard anyway

smsunman1
07-22-2005, 05:22 PM
I'll bet it stinks
smells too much like frabreeze

BriEOD
07-22-2005, 05:26 PM
Milk--Just tell er' you own a MC and see if you get one for free! ;)

smsunman1
07-22-2005, 05:28 PM
Milk--Just tell er' you own a MC and see if you get one for free! ;)
Don't do that, she may want to come along, and I don't think your wife would like your new friend.

smsunman1
07-22-2005, 05:29 PM
But if that happens two words SKI Belt

6ballsisall
07-22-2005, 05:35 PM
Only one I ever had was in Vegas on my 21st Bday. It was a nice club, friends paid over $100 for it. It was memorable :D

BriEOD
07-22-2005, 05:38 PM
My bachelor party in Honolulu, they were BIG!

6ballsisall
07-22-2005, 08:16 PM
My bachelor party in Honolulu, they were BIG!


Geez Brian!! Those are some good friends!! Hawaii for your Bachelor party??? :eek: :eek3:

BriEOD
07-22-2005, 08:27 PM
Geez Brian!! Those are some good friends!! Hawaii for your Bachelor party??? :eek: :eek3:

Well, I was living their at the time. But, they are still good friends. Especially when we got to Fem Nu and the Samoan bouncer wouldn't let us in and my buddy Dirck (guys 6'5" 315 solid, played on the AF Rugby team) told him he was going to go out in the parking lot and flip over his car! Dirck was yelling and screaming (they wouldn't let us in cause we were military and not locals). Well after that the Samoan dude let us in and bought Dirck a beer. Good times, good times.

6ballsisall
07-22-2005, 08:30 PM
Well, I was living their at the time. But, they are still good friends. Especially when we got to Fem Nu and the Samoan bouncer wouldn't let us in and my buddy Dirck (guys 6'5" 315 solid, played on the AF Rugby team) told him he was going to go out in the parking lot and flip over his car! Dirck was yelling and screaming (they wouldn't let us in cause we were military and not locals). Well after that the Samoan dude let us in and bought Dirck a beer. Good times, good times.

Thats SWEET!! I played a round of golf and when to Red & Jerry's for my bachelor party :friday: :friday:

bradamerry
07-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Milk, they are $20 in Tulsa, don't ask me how I know!!! :friday:

stevo137
07-22-2005, 09:35 PM
I heard 250 pesos in Cancun. ;)

Farmer Ted
07-22-2005, 09:38 PM
The topics we cover on this board and advice we give is unlimited.

$20.00 the last time I may have seen a friend of friend pay for one.


I think I may have "heard" about that once or twice....

This one time in the PI....

Hoosier Bob
07-22-2005, 09:44 PM
If they are real good I would expect to pay 1/2 of all I own! They can be like strays, once you feed them they won't leave. The over all cost of the latter can be extensive. It will get you into and through a divorce very quickly. :uglyhamme

Tennesseeski
07-23-2005, 05:23 AM
Women dancing naked,................. who cares what it cost!! :uglyhamme

BriEOD
07-23-2005, 11:55 AM
This one time in the PI....

Can you convert that to bott?

6ballsisall
07-23-2005, 02:00 PM
Women dancing naked,................. who cares what it cost!! :uglyhamme


ROTFLMAO!! Well...... depends which women we are talking about here ;)

shepherd
07-23-2005, 04:07 PM
How come there's no pictures on this thread???

Yeah, some women you probably wouldn't want to see :eek3: