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Jagerboy714
11-20-2010, 07:30 PM
Im new to this site so im sorry if its already been posted.
Just wondering what some of your Boats were named. I own a 85 S&S called shake n' Bake.
The previouse owner named it that but it quickly grew on me; Also found out it was a Taledega Nights quote. Anyways just wanted to see some names since mastercraft owners are creative.

03geetee
11-20-2010, 07:32 PM
Ours is named after my daughter (our only child) Bridget. We call her Ms. B.

JTR

Skipper
11-20-2010, 07:42 PM
Prostar 190............................................... ...................

DooSPX
11-20-2010, 07:48 PM
I just call her "The MasterCraft" or "The Prostar"
very creative I know...

h2oskifreak
11-20-2010, 08:02 PM
Stars and Stripes named "Old Glory"

ctjahn
11-20-2010, 08:37 PM
Funny this just came up.
I tagged my 78 S&S last night...
Its called...."BOAT II"

Cj

FYI: Shake and Bake is awesome!

Double D
11-20-2010, 08:38 PM
"MasterCraft"

The Podge
11-20-2010, 09:44 PM
I have never named my boats but I saw one that cracked me up the other day.

"Wave Humper"

Jagerboy714
11-20-2010, 11:31 PM
Lovin' the replys'. Thanx
it's shake n' bake time.

drylandfish
11-21-2010, 12:49 AM
My boat has not seen water in 5 1/2 years. It sat in the previous owners yard for 3 years and I've been slowly restoring it for 2 1/2 years. My friends have started calling it the "Land Lover".

skierdan
11-21-2010, 02:50 AM
I call mine "put out or swim"

1redTA
11-21-2010, 05:19 AM
Ski Biscuit not on my boat

TayMC197
11-21-2010, 05:59 PM
"MasterCrack"

Skipper
11-21-2010, 06:24 PM
Taylor, somehow I don't think that photo is gonna make it into the 2011 Mastercraft brochures. And she was such a nice girl. Hey, I am taking my boat "Prostar 190" skiing on Friday and Saturday on the Red River. Open invition for you brother.

DooSPX
11-21-2010, 06:47 PM
"MasterCrack"

what better way to show off a sexy boat than a sexy behind? :D:D

Yellow X9
11-21-2010, 08:41 PM
X9.....................

The8Ball
11-22-2010, 12:22 AM
the boat....................

EDIT ...although... I do like 'wave humper'...

FrankSchwab
11-22-2010, 01:54 AM
"Perde Diem"

Though my wife won't let me actually paint it on the boat...

eurosysytem0
11-22-2010, 04:09 PM
Boat in UK. "Hoof Hearted" with logo of a heart surrounded by a horse shoe. The commentators struggle a bit during shows.

454Prostar190
11-22-2010, 08:25 PM
I just call her "The Mastercraft".

X2M
11-22-2010, 09:48 PM
We call ours 'the college fund'. Someday soon she will have to pay up. :D

TX.X-30 fan
11-23-2010, 08:50 AM
I thought obama was paying for everyones college??

willyt
11-23-2010, 08:56 AM
buddy called his 78 S&S "The Legend"

My X2 is just..."the X2"

Buddy's 98 Rinker 266 is "the ****show"

I thought it was pretty uncommon to name a wakeboard boat like you would a cruiser?

rjracin240
11-23-2010, 10:48 AM
Cougar Bait

Kyle
11-23-2010, 10:53 AM
Ole Blue or The Mastercraft.

BIGBADBLUE
11-23-2010, 11:03 AM
We call our 205 "The Craft", our new X14V I think will be called "man are we broke after buying this really expensive boat but who cares the kids can get scholarships"

Our Houseboat is named "Better Days"

X2M
11-23-2010, 11:32 AM
I thought obama was paying for everyones college??

Maybe people that actually voted for him get that perk?

scott023
11-23-2010, 12:20 PM
buddy called his 78 S&S "The Legend"

My X2 is just..."the X2"

Buddy's 98 Rinker 266 is "the ****show"

I thought it was pretty uncommon to name a wakeboard boat like you would a cruiser?

That's what I think too...

hosofpayne
11-23-2010, 12:42 PM
I purchased my 82 S&S in this past july. My wife was very unhappy with me as the boat had sat outside a local pizza joint for ten to thirteen years (no ones sure). Needless to say it didnt appeal to her. She named it the P.O.S. and it will be painted on the platform.............................piece of sh*t

Muttley
11-23-2010, 04:12 PM
"Black Diamond".

It's shiny and black, and I picked it up in Black Diamond, WA.

Jagerboy714
11-23-2010, 06:31 PM
I purchased my 82 S&S in this past july. My wife was very unhappy with me as the boat had sat outside a local pizza joint for ten to thirteen years (no ones sure). Needless to say it didnt appeal to her. She named it the P.O.S. and it will be painted on the platform.............................piece of sh*t


Ha......I just purchased my 85 S&S, which my wife lets me hear about how ugly it is all the time. The second time I took it out I blew the impeller and had overheating issues. Yhen I really heard about it. Needless to say we didnt buy the boat she wanted. My boat "Shake N' Bake" is actually in really good condition though.

cwright
11-24-2010, 12:20 AM
I've been thinking of going with "My Harley"

Barefooter92
11-24-2010, 08:01 AM
We all name our boats as we can see, but only one has posted photos of the vinyl to prove it...more photos please. Half of naming a boat is showing it off.

"Nameless 205"

TX.X-30 fan
11-24-2010, 10:08 AM
No name on mine, I think naming a boat occurs over say 34/36 feet.

Willski
11-24-2010, 10:12 AM
I had my other boat 13 years and never named it.

This one is 11 of 100 Tournament Team edition. Not sure I'll name it, but I want to get a decal for the back of the boat that "goes to eleven"

captain planet
11-24-2010, 11:01 AM
We all name our boats as we can see, but only one has posted photos of the vinyl to prove it...more photos please. Half of naming a boat is showing it off.

"Nameless 205"

I'll second that. Other than my cousin, the only other MC I've seen with a name was the green S&S on this thread that was named Baot II.

Mine was prenamed for me; "World Record Towboat"

Poulin
11-24-2010, 02:14 PM
The only boat I ever named was my 30' (Panther) Wellcraft. The boat topped out at 80mph on radar. I named it "White Knuckle". Thought it was good name because that was what everyone had when we would run Lake Michigan.

etduc
11-24-2010, 02:36 PM
My previous boat: 1990 Tristar (had) "issues"--- #^%! BOAT

1994 Prostar "Da Boat" :8p

americanskierJim
11-24-2010, 04:13 PM
My Family named are first boat "Big Mac" dew to the yellow and red stripes Americanskier.
I named the LTD Mastercraft "$ 100 Diamond" well that is what I payed for it. But for the restoration there is a diffrent title for that "Broke" LOL

ctjahn
11-24-2010, 05:00 PM
I'll second that. Other than my cousin, the only other MC I've seen with a name was the green S&S on this thread that was named Baot II.
Mine was prenamed for me; "World Record Towboat"

Well you know what BOAT stands for...."Bring On Another Thousand"... But seriously...My first boat - an aluminum 12 footer is still in the family. (1988) - just restored it last year. (thus BOAT II)

Cj

funk
11-24-2010, 05:08 PM
I always thought a great wakeboarding boat name would be "Wake Up". but I'm also in line with pretty much everyone else about naming a ski boat.

PT 1999 ProStar
11-24-2010, 05:33 PM
Having a career in sales we named our first MasterCraft "Gross Profit" - It paid for it!!! :cool:

Chief
11-24-2010, 07:25 PM
Dog's "Extractor II" was the only name for a ski boat.

s250slim
07-10-2011, 12:04 PM
75 S&s Tow Mater

SkiDog
07-10-2011, 01:27 PM
Dog's "Extractor II" was the only name for a ski boat.

Looks like I gotta do a 'Extractor III' now!

Grover777
07-10-2011, 05:32 PM
Have not named the 209....

My 1959 Glasspar is named Chicken Ship.....

JohnE
07-10-2011, 06:23 PM
Dog's "Extractor II" was the only name for a ski boat.

I kind of agree. I don't like naming ski boats, Dog's being the exception.

trickskier
07-10-2011, 06:26 PM
Dog's "Extractor II" was the only name for a ski boat.

I kind of agree. I don't like naming ski boats, Dog's being the exception.

Dog is an "EXCEPTION" no doubt about it --- :D:rolleyes:;)

Grover777
07-10-2011, 06:48 PM
Maybe Monkeyface...

mastercraft-4-life
07-10-2011, 07:27 PM
The Gremlin. 1985 MC SAS.

stars83stripes
07-10-2011, 07:38 PM
We named my '83 S&S "Chuck Taylor" cause it's got that all-star look. Narrowly missed being named for Evel Knievel.

SkiDog
07-10-2011, 09:06 PM
Maybe Monkeyface...

I wonder WHO that could be?!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

SkiDog
07-10-2011, 09:06 PM
I kind of agree. I don't like naming ski boats, Dog's being the exception.

Thanks fella's!;)

trickskier
07-14-2011, 06:00 PM
Best name I ever saw on a power boat Knot For Sail

G-Star
07-14-2011, 06:02 PM
I was on a salmon fishing trip a few weeks back and saw a Grady White named "Fog Ducker"

trickskier
07-14-2011, 06:05 PM
I was on a salmon fishing trip a few weeks back and saw a Grady White named "Fog Ducker"

I wouldn't bend over if dropped my bait on that boat!

JohnE
07-14-2011, 08:47 PM
LMAO Grover!:D I think I have a buddy in Michigan who named his boat that.

onejdgreen
07-14-2011, 10:40 PM
My 02 197 TT is Caddy H2O. The 1980 S&S is Boss Hoss

oldairboater
07-15-2011, 01:12 PM
Everything I own has a name and depending on where I am when repairing them has a tendency to change their momentary pet name. I am prone to calling them real bad names if I am working on them while standing on my head.

-V-
07-15-2011, 01:31 PM
thinking about naming her "My Rat Rod"

nauti-dreamer
07-15-2011, 02:33 PM
We've got an '07 PS214, and have dubbed it "Tide the Naut".

I've been a MC fan since i was a wee lad and thus had a list of names to call it one day. The circumstances of how the boat came to be ours dictated some compromise on the boat name. (It was a wedding present from my wife...thus the play on words, with the nautical theme).

That said, here's a few from the list. Feel free to use what you want... P.S. there is also a website devoted to boat names.

Simply Nauti
Eat my Shorts ( i believe it's a quote from walter mathou in grumpy old men)
She loves me Nauti
Sweet Dreams...
Nauti by Nature
Dirty Work
Wet Dream
Nauti Envy
Nautical Complex (freudian)

TxsRiverRat
07-19-2011, 10:17 AM
Like my screen name - Texas River Rat...

She got that name because the 1st full season I owned her, we skied on the Trinity River, just above Lake Bridgeport. Then the drought hit, and Bridgeport was unusable for 2-3 years, but the name stuck...

thatsmrmastercraft
07-19-2011, 10:44 AM
Maybe Monkeyface...

I wonder WHO that could be?!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Way too funny :uglyhamme

91tri190
07-19-2011, 10:44 AM
John Candy - Great Outdoors and Ted Knight - Caddyshack had boats named "Suck my Wake" which may not score too many points but good for a few laughs.

ctjahn
07-19-2011, 11:53 AM
John Candy - Great Outdoors and Ted Knight - Caddyshack had boats named "Suck my Wake" which may not score too many points but good for a few laughs.

There was a very similar copy, a duplicate or that boat on ebay not too long ago! :)

astepka
07-19-2011, 01:36 PM
"Air Force One"
It's powder blue and the boat we taught the kids to wakeboarded behind.
see small photo ... up and left... click on it and it will show a photo of the back of the boat.

or click here

http://www.mastercraft.com/teamtalk/showthread.php?t=22386&page=10

oxberger
07-19-2011, 02:19 PM
My father had a 16' sundancer jet boat that was a lot of fun to drive. He called it "Running Nuts" and actually had a characiture of nuts running painted on it. Then one of my friends had a Bayliner he called "A$$ and T@TT#%S". One of the rules on his boat was, "Any person riding this watercraft will at some point be topless or bottomless or swim home." Thank God no guys ever chose the latter.

O2BESOHUGE
07-19-2011, 03:33 PM
i make sure i say it around my wife.... MY MASTERCRAFT!!! :)

TxsRiverRat
07-19-2011, 03:58 PM
i make sure i say it around my wife.... MY MASTERCRAFT!!! :)

That name wouldnt have mattered when I split up with mine... She still asked the court for permission to sell it to pay for her attys fees and her new Infinity G35 she bought with no job.

And I bought mine via a 2nd job... damn...

volunteerwatersports
07-20-2011, 12:05 AM
1st Boat 1993 Seaswirl I/O we called her..........Craptacular
We named her this because we redid the interior and made her as now as we could, but it was still a pretty low end boat. Owned her for 2 1/2 years

2nd Boat 1994 Mastercraft Maristar 225 VRS.....Mastercrap
Once again bought a poor old boat that someone had left uncovered on a lift for many years. Used her in brackish water. I picker her up for $6000 with no trailer. Spend a few thousand to completely redo the interior. But the gel coat was still hashed. Loved that boat, but still not the best thing on the water. Owned her for a year and half

3rd Boat 2004 Mastercraft X30......................White Gold Used a big snow season in TN to buy her for a great deal. Love this boat and still have her today. She is a beautiful.

4th Boat 2005 Mastercraft XStar................... "The Mona Andy" after a picture that we took of a my good friend right when he finally got back up on a slalom ski after 10 years and a summer of trying. It is a priceless picture and I have named the picture thus and my boat after it to mess with him.

nauti-dreamer
07-20-2011, 08:00 AM
That name wouldnt have mattered when I split up with mine... She still asked the court for permission to sell it to pay for her attys fees and her new Infinity G35 she bought with no job.

And I bought mine via a 2nd job... damn...

Note to self....in case of pending divorce. Sell boat to a distant friend for a fair, but low ball price. And buy back when the time is right?

MasterKraftS&S
07-20-2011, 08:25 AM
My boat has not seen water in 5 1/2 years. It sat in the previous owners yard for 3 years and I've been slowly restoring it for 2 1/2 years. My friends have started calling it the "Land Lover".

Ha, with friends like that who needs enemies! But that's hilarious! As we say in Chicago of our beloved Cubs - Maybe next year!?

Tealchevy
07-20-2011, 10:14 AM
"Weekend Celebrity"

ssippiriverrat
07-27-2011, 01:35 AM
ya, it needs a good restore...but mines the River Rat

1985 Skiier
07-28-2011, 12:42 AM
The Wet Spot

But it will never make it on the boat

onejdgreen
07-31-2011, 10:23 PM
My first MC that I still own, 1980 S&S.

02ProstarSammyD
08-22-2011, 11:08 AM
Due to the unnatural engine package in my boat my mechanic deemed it "bastardcraft"

ctjahn
08-22-2011, 11:21 AM
Not a boat but....still fun.

I had a 1972 BMW 2002 that I drove as a fun car for a couple summers. (233,000 miles but the odometer didn’t work the whole time I owned it) It wouldnt start when it was cold, wouldnt start when it was hot.... The lights would work sometimes, other times I had to hotwire them to get home if it was after dark. The directional’s worked sometimes, hazards worked all the time (stuck – maybe the car was asking for help by keeping them on) sucked oil like it had a hole in the pan with insanely worn valve guides….

It burped, farted, backfired, smoked, stank, and upon deceleration it blew so much smoke that people riding my tail would back off quite quickly, expecting a rod to blow out the back of the car. Never tagged it but called it "GRUMPY"

Cj

mikeg205
08-22-2011, 01:23 PM
my wife calls my pro star "the mistress"....when she can't find me - she thinks and realizes who (ok what) I am with...

chawk610
08-23-2011, 10:51 AM
My father in laws Donzi is the "Knot~Bad" I always thought that was clever.

thatsmrmastercraft
08-23-2011, 11:05 AM
Due to the unnatural engine package in my boat my mechanic deemed it "bastardcraft"

Must have missed this one..........................do tell of this unnatural engine.

MC205PSTAR
09-16-2011, 01:09 PM
I named my 1992 PS205 Liquid Therapy will post pics at some point

pram
09-16-2011, 01:32 PM
What do you guys say when you are going out on the water?

do you say you are going Mastercrafting? or taking out the Mastercraft?

scott023
09-16-2011, 01:34 PM
We normally say "we're going out on the water today".

pram
09-16-2011, 01:58 PM
I am going to the lake

or Hey wanna go to the lake today?

or Hey wanna ski in the morning ?

02ProstarSammyD
09-16-2011, 02:51 PM
Must have missed this one..........................do tell of this unnatural engine.

merc 350 in a 209

thatsmrmastercraft
09-16-2011, 05:16 PM
merc 350 in a 209

Probably just repowered.

toolz
09-16-2011, 10:35 PM
My Fountain was named "Sin or Swim" when I bought it. That was promtly buffed off. I was gonna name it for the initials of my son, my wife, and I "triple KKK" but I thought better of it.

JLowder
09-16-2011, 10:53 PM
So before my dad died, he used to write his name all over everything. Tools and other misc stuff. He would write Rich's. I inherited the boat and named it "Riches". I have since sold the boat and am getting ready to order an X-25. Thinking "No Fat Chicks," or "Sabbath Breaker." The wife is not thrilled with either one, so I think both are a no go.

bjames
09-17-2011, 12:09 AM
Check out these names... Very appropriate if your a contractor:D
70810

bjames
09-17-2011, 12:12 AM
I have since sold the boat and am getting ready to order an X-25. Thinking "No Fat Chicks," or "Sabbath Breaker." The wife is not thrilled with either one, so I think both are a no go.

Fat chicks make good ballast, if located properly, you can get some serious surf waves;)

thatsmrmastercraft
09-17-2011, 11:35 AM
Fat chicks make good ballast, if located properly, you can get some serious surf waves;)

A trip to Old Country Buffet is much cheaper than one Tsunami pump. Just sayin'

Dino Don
09-17-2011, 04:06 PM
Have a friend who named his boat "Visitation" he is a Pastor and when somepme calls the office his secretary tells everyone he is out on "Visitation"---

Panda Cub
09-17-2011, 06:45 PM
Priorities. Ill get a pic up of my boat and tow vehicle, then you will understand

nauti-dreamer
09-18-2011, 08:54 PM
Check out these names... Very appropriate if your a contractor:D
70810

Ha,ha,ha,.....that is SO true! Also applies to most consultancy work (e.g. Engineering).

hragsarkissian
09-19-2011, 03:55 AM
called my X25 "Got Wake?"

O2BESOHUGE
09-19-2011, 10:46 AM
We've got an '07 PS214, and have dubbed it "Tide the Naut".

I've been a MC fan since i was a wee lad and thus had a list of names to call it one day. The circumstances of how the boat came to be ours dictated some compromise on the boat name. (It was a wedding present from my wife...thus the play on words, with the nautical theme).

That said, here's a few from the list. Feel free to use what you want... P.S. there is also a website devoted to boat names.

Simply Nauti
Eat my Shorts ( i believe it's a quote from walter mathou in grumpy old men)
She loves me Nauti
Sweet Dreams...
Nauti by Nature
Dirty Work
Wet Dream
Nauti Envy
Nautical Complex (freudian)

YOU SHOULD BE IN A NAUTIQUE!

scott023
09-19-2011, 11:23 AM
So before my dad died, he used to write his name all over everything. Tools and other misc stuff. He would write Rich's. I inherited the boat and named it "Riches". I have since sold the boat and am getting ready to order an X-25. Thinking "No Fat Chicks," or "Sabbath Breaker." The wife is not thrilled with either one, so I think both are a no go.

Aww, c'mon. Nothing wrong with those names. :uglyhamme:uglyhamme

02ProstarSammyD
09-22-2011, 12:18 PM
Guy on youtube has a boat "almost cumming" from cumming, ga. I thought i pissed myself reading it

agarabaghi
09-22-2011, 12:22 PM
i dont think lake boats should have names on them... but the X1 is nick names panty dropper and the PS205 is nicknamed Miami Vice...

My friends 50ft searay was called 'Jo Momma'
and his 35cc everglades is called 'Just one more'

DemolitionMan
09-22-2011, 12:46 PM
A trip to Old Country Buffet is much cheaper than one Tsunami pump. Just sayin'

Your just wrong.;)

thatsmrmastercraft
09-22-2011, 01:20 PM
Your just wrong.;)

I'm merely talking borrowing some local ballast in exchange for a dinner ticket after.:D

scott023
09-22-2011, 01:28 PM
I'm merely talking borrowing some local ballast in exchange for a dinner ticket after.:D

It's wrong no matter how you spell it out.

thatsmrmastercraft
09-22-2011, 01:33 PM
Your just wrong.;)

It's wrong no matter how you spell it out.

You guys must spend a lot of time walking in circles since it is so easy to pull your leg.:rolleyes:

Brian B
09-22-2011, 01:36 PM
Half Waked

scott023
09-22-2011, 01:43 PM
You guys must spend a lot of time walking in circles since it is so easy to pull your leg.:rolleyes:

Not at all. Simple fact is, you've had better material that what you posted in this thread. 8p

thatsmrmastercraft
09-22-2011, 01:47 PM
Not at all. Simple fact is, you've had better material that what you posted in this thread. 8p

Must be the drugs:confused:

scott023
09-22-2011, 01:49 PM
Must be the drugs:confused:

You almost done them?

thatsmrmastercraft
09-22-2011, 01:50 PM
You almost done them?

Yup. Working on switching to good old Ibuprofen.

scott023
09-22-2011, 02:28 PM
Yup. Working on switching to good old Ibuprofen.

Good to hear Pete.

chriscraftmatt1976
05-07-2013, 03:15 PM
I'm reminded of Russel Crowe in Gladiator, "my name is gladiator". My boat's name is 'Master Craft Competition Ski Boat'.

BrooksfamX2
05-07-2013, 03:45 PM
:cool:

Rossterman
05-07-2013, 03:45 PM
My Favorite is still "Aquaholic" :)

aquaman
05-07-2013, 03:47 PM
I like "Hydro-Therapy"

Best name I have seen in our marina is "Nipple Up"

TxsRiverRat
05-07-2013, 03:50 PM
Best name I have seen in our marina is "Nipples Up"

they must use baby bottles to drink beer from

thatsmrmastercraft
05-07-2013, 03:51 PM
they must use baby bottles to drink beer from

No wasted beer if they get knocked over...http://www.7thgenhonda.com/forum/images/smilies/dunno.gif

JerryW
05-07-2013, 03:54 PM
My Favorite is still "Aquaholic" :)

Ours too. We've been using different versions of that for over 25 years.

u bet shes wet
05-07-2013, 04:07 PM
We named ours "U bet shes wet". Group of friends gave me the idea since every weekend we were on the water. That is the "family approved reason"

TayMC197
05-07-2013, 05:04 PM
I want to change up my transom decal to say
" MasterCrack
World Record Camel Tow Boat"

Idea came from this picture..

supreme112279
05-07-2013, 07:42 PM
mine is Jasmine. I love here :)

LittleFuss
05-07-2013, 08:49 PM
Names we are considering....Bear in mind I am a teacher and my students call me Mr. Mac

"Mac's Wake" (say it fast to get full effect)

"Teach's Revenge" (as in Edward Teach aka Blackbeard)

"Valynntine" (amalgamation of valentine's day my wife's birthday, her middle name, and our baby niece's birthday boat is also red)

:)

CruisinGA
05-07-2013, 08:50 PM
Easy choice.... Mac's Wake

onewheat
05-08-2013, 03:13 AM
i dont think lake boats should have names on them...

X2 - I agree. I'm naut a fan. :D

DooSPX
05-08-2013, 09:07 AM
I want to change up my transom decal to say
" MasterCrack
World Record Camel Tow Boat"

Idea came from this picture..

I have to say, I love that picture, Taylor. Best pic of your old PS190. ;)

BrooksfamX2
05-08-2013, 09:14 AM
i dont think lake boats should have names on them...

There are a lot of go fast boats on the big lakes with names on them.................;)

BalesTeam
07-06-2013, 09:47 PM
the rotten banana. only yellow 1982 made and it has brown carpeting

tdjaster
07-06-2013, 10:59 PM
I've owned three inboard boats, a Supra and two MCs. When I had my Supra, I kept saying a name would come and that I couldn't force it. One day I was teaching a friend to wakeboard. After a few attempts where he got really close, I'd circle back around and he'd say "one mire time." This cycle occurred about 6 times in a row and thus my boat was named "One More Time."

My wife and I have agreed that all subsequent boats will be "One More Time II, III, IV...etc." THough we'll never post it on the back of the boat, we currently are on One More Time III.