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krra1
05-07-2010, 08:51 AM
My wife and I are having a party and she wants to have cocktail napkins with a waterskiing or wakeboarding phrase printed on them. Something like

"I jumped the Wake at Ken's party"
"I ran the course at Ken's party"

Something along that line but better, the above pretty much stink, that's why I am asking for help. Any and all ideas are welcome but make them clever and clean.
Thanks.

Jerseydave
05-07-2010, 09:09 AM
The ladies could say:

"I landed a Moby Dick at Ken's party"

"Throw a tantrum at Ken's party"

Double D
05-07-2010, 09:47 AM
These suck:

I got Pulled at Ken's party!

I got Yanked at Ken's party!

I enjoyed "Watersports" at Ken's party! (Could be considered dirty) :)

I road the "Boards" at Ken's Party!

Or a play on NJSKIER:

I threw a Trantrum at Ken's party!

SkiDog
05-07-2010, 09:47 AM
How bout, 'I got all 6 balls @ Kens party!':D

beef
05-07-2010, 10:09 AM
Wipeout oriented:

I faceplanted @ Ken's party
I got wrecked @ Ken's

Since you're in MD, you might ditch the w/s theme:

I got crabs @ Ken's party!

Jim@BAWS
05-07-2010, 10:19 AM
Or

"I got crabs at Ken's party after 6 balls"

SkiDog
05-07-2010, 10:23 AM
Or

"I got crabs at Ken's party after 6 balls"

:uglyhamme:uglyhamme:uglyhamme:uglyhamme

ski/hunt
05-07-2010, 10:29 AM
Try to "wake up" after kens party

Age Fighter
05-07-2010, 10:29 AM
nice job skidog on the six balls theme. Wish I'd said that. Some other thoughts after only one cup of coffee:

Slalom skiers do it deeper.....

No replacement for displacement.....

We're a nice little drinking group -- with a skiing problem.....

How's your wake? Size matters......

Too much Mastercraft? Will it make you blind?.......

etc...:cool:

ski/hunt
05-07-2010, 10:32 AM
I got ski-ed up at kens party

Kingsley X-1
05-07-2010, 10:34 AM
go big or go home at kens party

ski/hunt
05-07-2010, 10:41 AM
You wake Ken's day! Ski you again soon!

FeetDown48
05-07-2010, 10:59 AM
Throw in a "at kens party"

"Ski or Flee"
"I threw down six buoys"
"I couldn't get up"
"I was dragged through the water"
"My ski pole got used"
"I had to much slack in my rope"
"My boat got waxed"
"I damaged my prop"

hope it helps


Dawk

east tx skier
05-07-2010, 12:00 PM
How 'bout ...

piper_chuck
05-07-2010, 12:50 PM
How 'bout ...I'm at work so I don't have access to Photoshop. These are crying out to be superimposed onto a lady wearing a yellow bikini!

kbob
05-07-2010, 01:50 PM
"To all the Ski Ski Mastercrafters, all Ski Ski...get low!"

Jim@BAWS
05-07-2010, 05:36 PM
I'm at work so I don't have access to Photoshop. These are crying out to be superimposed onto a lady wearing a yellow bikini!



We can wait...or at least I can


Jim@BAWS

krra1
05-08-2010, 04:11 PM
These are great, please keep them coming. The wife like the following the best so far

We're a nice little drinking group -- with a skiing problem.....

JohnE
05-08-2010, 07:28 PM
I just got the invite in the mail Ken, thanks! Can't wait to see what you decide for the slogan!

canadianskier
05-08-2010, 10:12 PM
if it was easy it would be called wakeboarding.... for the skier`s out there

93Prostar190
05-08-2010, 11:53 PM
Well .....

this one is borrowed ... "my boat runs on gas not thanks! Love, Ken"

borrowed from racers ... "ski it like you stole it?"

"Come play with Ken's dinghy." - my apologies to Tommy Boy

"Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"

"Do you know what the guys from Deadliest Catch do to have fun? They party with Ken."