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trickskier
10-21-2009, 07:50 AM
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

By Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

By Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton with introduction

By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

starman205
10-21-2009, 08:09 AM
ROTFL!!! :d

TMCNo1
10-21-2009, 08:29 AM
Those are great! I've got a few about Team Talk, but I would get banned!:rolleyes:

Skipper
10-21-2009, 08:36 AM
The movies are already on cable TV.

TMCNo1
10-21-2009, 08:50 AM
The movies are already on cable TV.

I thought that was the Evening News!

trickskier
10-21-2009, 08:55 AM
I thought that was the Evening News!

Me TOO!!! :rolleyes:

TMCNo1
10-21-2009, 09:21 AM
This is interesting, considering the political climate, the wars, the economy, etc. since the election.

The Complete List of 2008 Obama Voters
1) Nancy Pelosi
2) Michelle Obama

By Michelle Obama

RexDog1
10-21-2009, 11:23 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny:D

and the one you PM me was the best..........................:DLOL

2RLAKE
10-21-2009, 11:45 AM
send those to glenn beck!

trickskier
10-21-2009, 05:24 PM
A KroNoLuGee oV SPeLinG BeEz I HaV wUn.

By Rod

TMCNo1
10-21-2009, 07:08 PM
A KroNoLuGee oV SPeLinG BeEz I HaV wUn.

By Rod

The funniest one of the bunch!:D

TMCNo1
10-21-2009, 07:18 PM
How To Win Friends and Influence People

by Rodell

RexDog1
10-22-2009, 04:39 PM
How To Win Friends and Influence People





by Rodell



We have a winner!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D

TMCNo1
10-22-2009, 05:04 PM
Or, how about this one for a short book, :rolleyes::D

How to help develop a Wakeboard Boat

By Rodell

ProTour X9
10-22-2009, 07:21 PM
I've got one:D : HOW TO CARE FOR A PEACOCK By: Skidog

BriEOD
10-23-2009, 06:08 PM
Funny stuff Ricky!

Skipper
10-23-2009, 08:33 PM
Freedom of the Press

The Obama administration

Skipper
10-24-2009, 07:06 PM
Integrity

By Acorn