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phecksel
05-26-2005, 12:26 PM
blame the water conditions
blame the wind
blame the driver
course is out of calibration

Any more good ones?

Mag_Red
05-26-2005, 12:31 PM
First time I ever tried it...........which sadly is true in my case. :noface:

Ben
05-26-2005, 12:34 PM
Didn't want to hurt the fish by the turn ball, so I cut it short.

6ballsisall
05-26-2005, 12:36 PM
Ski needs recalibrated
Sun was glaring off the water, couldn't see the buoys
Oh, you don't have Perfect Pass? hmmm.... I'll do my best
Oh I am sore from the yardwork the other day


Heard em' all, used a few too! :D

jsonova99
05-26-2005, 12:37 PM
mine is that I suck. Unfortunately I'm not even good enough to fake it. I have fun though! :uglyhamme

bret
05-26-2005, 12:41 PM
I always blame my contacts!

jsonova99
05-26-2005, 12:46 PM
I always blame my contacts!

that's my excuse for most things, it's a good one!

Granite_33
05-26-2005, 12:47 PM
Nasty, Nasty Hangover..... :toast:

tex
05-26-2005, 12:50 PM
i hear these all the time-Gloves, rollers, should have sank, need new handle, dogbone was too tight, and driver brought me up to hard!

east tx skier
05-26-2005, 01:04 PM
Boat was going too slow.

ski_king
05-26-2005, 01:06 PM
Boat was going too slow.
and rope was too long

I also use river current as an excuse when going down stream.
Wetsuit/swim trunks too tight

Leroy
05-26-2005, 01:09 PM
I just like to free ski!

Granite_33
05-26-2005, 01:12 PM
I hit an ice chunk.....

bcampbe7
05-26-2005, 01:13 PM
mine is that I suck. Unfortunately I'm not even good enough to fake it. I have fun though! :uglyhamme


That's my excuse also... I'm fairly new to slalom, and I'm not against learning. :banana:

tex
05-26-2005, 01:14 PM
it was too smooth. i like a little ripple.

bret
05-26-2005, 01:28 PM
To one of the members in our club:
"man I can't ski when you bring your wife out here this early and she wears that bikini so I'll just drive ok"

ski_king
05-26-2005, 01:31 PM
When skiing behind a friends boat........

"What do you expect when skiing behind a Ma1ibu, lets get behind my MasterCraft now and have a good pull"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-26-2005, 01:36 PM
I dont run a course, but I will help with excuses.

how bout this, I got distracted by some bikini clad females that just happened to be jogging on the beach:popcorn: :wavey: , and I missed the entire flippin' course but, it was a perfect field goal, I skied directly through the middle of all the bouys..... :banana:

John B
05-26-2005, 01:41 PM
Today just wasn't a good day,but tomorrow will be. :D

Mag_Red
05-26-2005, 01:42 PM
I hit an ice chunk.....That's Andre's excuse :uglyhamme

bradamerry
05-26-2005, 02:29 PM
Farmer's coaching!!! ;)

bret
05-26-2005, 02:40 PM
"how much damn gas you got in there, full tank, well it's throwing me off edge - that's why I'm so late"!

Britt
05-26-2005, 04:58 PM
Your pylon has so much damn flex in it Im getting slack line in all my turns..

east tx skier
05-26-2005, 05:10 PM
I was "unavoidably detained" at the first buoy.

bradamerry
05-26-2005, 05:21 PM
I wasn't even trying.... ;)

east tx skier
05-26-2005, 05:24 PM
"Don't count that, I was interfered with."

"Winter rules."

"That last buoy was a gimme."

G-man
05-26-2005, 05:32 PM
The six ball saw me coming to it and it swam away.

ski_king
05-26-2005, 05:54 PM
The six ball saw me coming to it and it swam away.
I think that happened to me once.

tex
05-26-2005, 06:12 PM
what course, i was distracted by Mag's aviator!

Ric
05-26-2005, 06:24 PM
tide must be low, the bouys are not consistent

too windy

And, it is always always the drivers fault. A kid at sun n ski told me that today about wakeboarding

tex
05-26-2005, 06:49 PM
Steveo took me skiing last night. Windy as chit. White caps all down the coarse. I just sky skied(stunk it up). He hit the course and offered up no excuses. I guess beers will do that for you! Good time and great boat!

SteveO
05-26-2005, 06:53 PM
i hear these all the time-Gloves, rollers, should have sank, need new handle, dogbone was too tight, and driver brought me up to hard!


Did I use all those last night? Good time last night. have fun in Granburry.

André
05-26-2005, 07:04 PM
"I swallowed a bug...Rerun please!"

Ric
05-26-2005, 07:33 PM
"I swallowed a bug...Rerun please!"
"hey Hey Hay Roj"

Brent
05-26-2005, 11:20 PM
I just eat!
I have not eaten yet!
Wakes too big!
the rooster tail got me!
the marbles from the boat got me!
I'm skiing like a girly man!
You gave me too many things to think about!
Ball 5 was so pretty I could not take my eye's off it! :love:

H20skeefreek
05-26-2005, 11:59 PM
it was too smooth. i like a little ripple.
USC, I think I actually heard this one yesterday!?!?!?!