Slalom Course excuses

[phecksel]

blame the water conditions
blame the wind
blame the driver
course is out of calibration

Any more good ones?

[Mag_Red]

First time I ever tried it...........which sadly is true in my case. :noface:

[Ben]

Didn't want to hurt the fish by the turn ball, so I cut it short.

[6ballsisall]

Ski needs recalibrated
Sun was glaring off the water, couldn't see the buoys
Oh, you don't have Perfect Pass? hmmm.... I'll do my best
Oh I am sore from the yardwork the other day


Heard em' all, used a few too! :D

[jsonova99]

mine is that I suck. Unfortunately I'm not even good enough to fake it. I have fun though! :uglyhamme

[bret]

I always blame my contacts!

[jsonova99]

I always blame my contacts!

that's my excuse for most things, it's a good one!

[Granite_33]

Nasty, Nasty Hangover..... :toast:

[tex]

i hear these all the time-Gloves, rollers, should have sank, need new handle, dogbone was too tight, and driver brought me up to hard!

[east tx skier]

Boat was going too slow.

[ski_king]

Boat was going too slow.
and rope was too long

I also use river current as an excuse when going down stream.
Wetsuit/swim trunks too tight

[Leroy]

I just like to free ski!

[Granite_33]

I hit an ice chunk.....

[bcampbe7]

mine is that I suck. Unfortunately I'm not even good enough to fake it. I have fun though! :uglyhamme


That's my excuse also... I'm fairly new to slalom, and I'm not against learning. :banana:

[tex]

it was too smooth. i like a little ripple.

[bret]

To one of the members in our club:
"man I can't ski when you bring your wife out here this early and she wears that bikini so I'll just drive ok"

[ski_king]

When skiing behind a friends boat........

"What do you expect when skiing behind a Ma1ibu, lets get behind my MasterCraft now and have a good pull"

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

I dont run a course, but I will help with excuses.

how bout this, I got distracted by some bikini clad females that just happened to be jogging on the beach:popcorn: :wavey: , and I missed the entire flippin' course but, it was a perfect field goal, I skied directly through the middle of all the bouys..... :banana:

[John B]

Today just wasn't a good day,but tomorrow will be. :D

[Mag_Red]

I hit an ice chunk.....That's Andre's excuse :uglyhamme

[bradamerry]

Farmer's coaching!!! ;)

[bret]

"how much damn gas you got in there, full tank, well it's throwing me off edge - that's why I'm so late"!

[Britt]

Your pylon has so much damn flex in it Im getting slack line in all my turns..

[east tx skier]

I was "unavoidably detained" at the first buoy.

[bradamerry]

I wasn't even trying.... ;)

[east tx skier]

"Don't count that, I was interfered with."

"Winter rules."

"That last buoy was a gimme."

[G-man]

The six ball saw me coming to it and it swam away.

[ski_king]

The six ball saw me coming to it and it swam away.
I think that happened to me once.

[tex]

what course, i was distracted by Mag's aviator!

[Ric]

tide must be low, the bouys are not consistent

too windy

And, it is always always the drivers fault. A kid at sun n ski told me that today about wakeboarding

[tex]

Steveo took me skiing last night. Windy as chit. White caps all down the coarse. I just sky skied(stunk it up). He hit the course and offered up no excuses. I guess beers will do that for you! Good time and great boat!

[SteveO]

i hear these all the time-Gloves, rollers, should have sank, need new handle, dogbone was too tight, and driver brought me up to hard!


Did I use all those last night? Good time last night. have fun in Granburry.

[André]

"I swallowed a bug...Rerun please!"

[Ric]

"I swallowed a bug...Rerun please!"
"hey Hey Hay Roj"

[Brent]

I just eat!
I have not eaten yet!
Wakes too big!
the rooster tail got me!
the marbles from the boat got me!
I'm skiing like a girly man!
You gave me too many things to think about!
Ball 5 was so pretty I could not take my eye's off it! :love:

[H20skeefreek]

it was too smooth. i like a little ripple.
USC, I think I actually heard this one yesterday!?!?!?!