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05-25-2005, 02:28 PM
Taken from another site, but good none the less

I particularly like the Roman numerals one

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:40 am Post subject: Words to live by


Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice the Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice that, when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "Theirs."

05-25-2005, 03:11 PM
Hard saying not knowing.

06-29-2005, 03:17 PM
Love the avatar Mason
Doug, check it out!

east tx skier
06-29-2005, 03:39 PM
Ah, so des neh (sp).

/steaks and carrots.

06-29-2005, 03:52 PM