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Maristar210
04-15-2009, 03:25 PM
When we bought our current house we took possession and that very evening we started gutting it. A friend of a friend I have only met once knocked on the door of the new place while were demoing it and tells my wife Sandy he is with the township and wants to see our building permit. He plays this for about a minute and a half and has everyone ****ting bricks when he finally admits he's my friends buddy and says he just stopped by.

Well I have since hung out with this guy a few times since then and I have always tried to think of a way to get him back.


Two weeks ago he calls me and says "hey Ed said you know hydraulics" I say yeah. He says "can you look at my boat lift pump for me, its not working right" I say sure.

Last night he drops it of and leaves a case of beer.

I check it out today and the oil is dirty and the proportional valvle is gummed up. 15 minutes of work later its all set no big deal.


I send him an e-mail that read:
Brian,

I was quite surprised at what I found when I started looking into the issues with your pump. The seals are cracked and allowing oil blow by but far worse is the proportional valve has aluminum shavings inside and the ports are not sealing well. This valve has cause an undue amount of strain on the motor and after testing it seems the main bearing in that may be bad as well.

This **** gets expensive very fast. Please let me know what you want me to do?

(((Keep in mind his pump is in perfect working order - nothing wrong with it at all..)))

My phone rings 30 seconds later. I don't answer and he leaves a message. He's in a panic. He tells me he called the guy he bought it from and told him the pump was junk and he is pissed. A few minutes later I have my buddy Ed call him while I am on the line and make up some **** about me not having his number and I say

Brian? He says yeah yeah what the **** man, what's up???


I say remember when you came to my house and said you were the building inspector?

He says yeah yeah - why????


I say


We're even ***** !!!!!!!



He ****ing loses his mind and starts calling me names - I have not laughed that hard in a month

thatsmrmastercraft
04-15-2009, 03:29 PM
Absoultely beautiful.

ttu
04-15-2009, 03:34 PM
mean, but a good one.:uglyhamme

Sodar
04-15-2009, 03:34 PM
If I were friends with you I would kick you square in the nuts and walk away!

flipper
04-15-2009, 03:35 PM
What an A$$ho!e

My thoughts exactly. i don't think stuff like that should be posted on a boat forum:D

Maristar210
04-15-2009, 03:36 PM
If I were friends with you I would kick you square in the nuts and walk away!

No you wouldnt

Sodar
04-15-2009, 03:38 PM
No you wouldnt

You're right. 8p

TX.X-30 fan
04-15-2009, 03:39 PM
No you wouldnt




I think he meant "try and walk away" Or "run like my a$$ is on fire" :D

Sodar
04-15-2009, 03:40 PM
I think he meant "try and walk away" Or "run like my a$$ is being chased by Stoooey and he has that 'I want you look in his eyes'" :D

Fixed it !

Gonzo
04-15-2009, 03:45 PM
Man thats funny, but escalation is a witch... I would watch out.

TX.X-30 fan
04-15-2009, 03:52 PM
At a job a few years ago for 18mo. and we were all bored doing the same **** everyday so we found a guy sleeping in cabinets in an apartment and said nothing. Next day he comes in the apt/const office to use the can, concrete floor in this place so we put dry texture at the bottom of the door and grab a compressed air canister with a hose we used for cleaning coils and stuff and crank the valve open. I have never laughed so hard this guy walked out like a snowman, you cannot believe how well he was covered. :D

Got really out of control after a while, guys would get on the roof with 5 gallon bucket of water and wait for you to exit a unit and let her rip. :D

SkiDog
04-15-2009, 04:55 PM
Here's a great one I found today!
http://leenks.com/link167036.html

panshovel68
04-20-2009, 01:53 PM
Here's a great one I found today!
http://leenks.com/link167036.html

Thats too darn funny

Maristar210
02-19-2016, 09:53 AM
When we bought our current house we took possession and that very evening we started gutting it. A friend of a friend I have only met once knocked on the door of the new place while were demoing it and tells my wife Sandy he is with the township and wants to see our building permit. He plays this for about a minute and a half and has everyone ****ting bricks when he finally admits he's my friends buddy and says he just stopped by.

Well I have since hung out with this guy a few times since then and I have always tried to think of a way to get him back.


Two weeks ago he calls me and says "hey Ed said you know hydraulics" I say yeah. He says "can you look at my boat lift pump for me, its not working right" I say sure.

Last night he drops it of and leaves a case of beer.

I check it out today and the oil is dirty and the proportional valvle is gummed up. 15 minutes of work later its all set no big deal.


I send him an e-mail that read:
Brian,

I was quite surprised at what I found when I started looking into the issues with your pump. The seals are cracked and allowing oil blow by but far worse is the proportional valve has aluminum shavings inside and the ports are not sealing well. This valve has cause an undue amount of strain on the motor and after testing it seems the main bearing in that may be bad as well.

This **** gets expensive very fast. Please let me know what you want me to do?

(((Keep in mind his pump is in perfect working order - nothing wrong with it at all..)))

My phone rings 30 seconds later. I don't answer and he leaves a message. He's in a panic. He tells me he called the guy he bought it from and told him the pump was junk and he is pissed. A few minutes later I have my buddy Ed call him while I am on the line and make up some **** about me not having his number and I say

Brian? He says yeah yeah what the **** man, what's up???


I say remember when you came to my house and said you were the building inspector?

He says yeah yeah - why????


I say


We're even ***** !!!!!!!



He ****ing loses his mind and starts calling me names - I have not laughed that hard in a month



See I can be an areswhole

03 35th Anniversary
02-19-2016, 11:08 AM
See I can be an areswhole

Well......so of us knew you could....just not sure if you still can!

scott023
02-19-2016, 11:47 AM
Well......so of us knew you could....just not sure if you still can!

Oh, well. The gauntlet has been thrown down...

Maristar210
02-19-2016, 11:51 AM
I had some nice road rage last night with some **** face going 38 in a 55 zone in the left lane of a two lane highway. Passed him on the right with my first opportunity and missed clipping his bumper by less than 5 feet. This ******* was backing up traffic so bad it was dangerous as most cars go 60 and above. Did I mention this **** face was going 38?

MC25
02-19-2016, 11:54 AM
See I can be an areswhole

You've already left your mark on me by getting a 40th backpack before me

Maristar210
02-19-2016, 12:15 PM
You've already left your mark on me by getting a 40th backpack before me

Dude. I never bought any backpack. That thread was purely to mess with you. Gotcha !!

Rockman
02-19-2016, 12:16 PM
Classic! Good reading for a Friday am!:D

MC25
02-19-2016, 12:16 PM
Holy hell, you absolutely win. That whole time I thought that in the back of my mind.... Lol dying laughing

JohnE
02-19-2016, 12:22 PM
Dude. I never bought any backpack. That thread was purely to mess with you. Gotcha !!

Holy hell, you absolutely win. That whole time I thought that in the back of my mind.... Lol dying laughing

I love that you can admit he got you. Made me laugh. :cool::D

Maristar210
02-19-2016, 12:37 PM
Add Aric to the list of guys who now thinks Im an asshol e

JohnE
02-19-2016, 12:43 PM
I'm just glad the list is growing still. I was worried for a bit.

MC25
02-19-2016, 12:46 PM
That whole time I was thinking like this has to be a joke... No one wanted to sell me a bag that bad huh?? Haha

03 35th Anniversary
02-19-2016, 12:56 PM
That whole time I was thinking like this has to be a joke... No one wanted to sell me a bag that bad huh?? Haha

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Can't.....you really are losing your assholiness!!! You made him feel better about himself!

Add Aric to the list of guys who now thinks Im an asshol e

Wakerider16
02-19-2016, 12:58 PM
https://m.popkey.co/53929c/JaR4k.gif

MC25
02-19-2016, 01:09 PM
No he told me I was 10 still. He's still an arse

Maristar210
02-19-2016, 01:27 PM
No he told me I was 10 still. He's still an arse

Well do yah boy?