Old Pirate Jokes

[east tx skier]

Can someone refresh my memory about the ongoing joke on the old board about pirates? Mark, I know you remember this one man. Just thought of it out of the blue and laughed quite a bit without knowing why.

[MarkP]

I think it all started when that one guy was snake humpin or whatever he called it..

You know the guns in the boat thread???

[east tx skier]

It rings a bell. That thing had its own thread. Good stuff (for some reason).

Mark, Brian, Andre, check your respective emails.

[Ric]

I thought you meant the one "you're a pirate? Where's your buccaneer?....."

[LakePirate]

:rant: :rant:

[tex]

Yes I am a pirate....

[east tx skier]

"... but I don't wanna be a pirate."

-Seinfeld

[BriEOD]

Mark I remember the pirate thread and it was me and you dragging it out and everyone got mad at us!!

Arrrrghhhhhh!!!

[BriEOD]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It's rated ARGHHHHH!!!!

[east tx skier]

LOLRAOTF!!!

So dragged out. Loved it.

[LakePirate]

You can't escape the keyboard

[PE4ME]

Pirate walks into the bar, sits down with a steering wheel on his lap...Bartender asks "what can I get ya?"...captain in coke...of course.
Little while later, bartender asks "what's the steering wheel for?"
pirate says..."rrrrrrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

sorry, that's all i got.

[milkmania]

Pirate walks into the bar, sits down with a steering wheel on his lap...Bartender asks "what can I get ya?"...captain in coke...of course.
Little while later, bartender asks "what's the steering wheel for?"
pirate says..."rrrrrrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

sorry, that's all i got.

you made me get "the mean look" for laughing out loud!!!

she just doesn't understand:rant:

[MarkP]

Pirate walks into the bar, sits down with a steering wheel on his lap...Bartender asks "what can I get ya?"...captain in coke...of course.
Little while later, bartender asks "what's the steering wheel for?"
pirate says..."rrrrrrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

sorry, that's all i got.AAAAArrrrrrrr:rant: