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88 PS190
11-21-2008, 05:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

each and every American that eats turkey at Thanksgiving or in sandwiches, that guy (or one similar) probably did the exact SAME thing to the bird you ate.

I wish my girlfriend would hang around when I pluck and clean game. Palin - mad props.

TX.X-30 fan
11-21-2008, 05:39 PM
I want one of those fresh birds.

03 35th Anniversary
11-21-2008, 07:50 PM
The only thing that would have made that video any better is if she would have been doing it herself!!!

Jorski
11-22-2008, 05:39 PM
The last great turkey debacle!:8p



As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"-- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati



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ProTour X9
11-23-2008, 11:15 AM
Turkeys can fly. HEHE

TMCNo1
11-23-2008, 02:02 PM
I'm appalled, I though turkeys grew on trees like cans of green beans and they just plucked them off, put'em in bags after they froze and shipped them to the grocery stores and turkey bowling alleys!

TMCNo1
11-23-2008, 09:28 PM
I'm appalled, I though turkeys grew on trees like cans of green beans and they just plucked them off, put'em in bags after they froze and shipped them to the grocery stores and turkey bowling alleys!

It's a strike, it's a spare, it's Turkey Bowling!
CINCINNATI(AP) Set up the pins, clear the lanes and try not to roll a gutter bird.

Cincinnati is warming up for Thanksgiving with its traditional Turkey Bowl, an annual outdoor event using frozen turkeys in place of bowling balls.

Contestants will try to knock down 10 pins Tuesday by sliding rock-hard birds down a lane on the holiday season ice skating rink on downtown's landmark Fountain Square.

The person with the highest score after three rounds wins $100 cash and "WKRP in Cincinnati" DVDs including the series' famous "Turkeys Away" episode.

That's the one about a station promotion in which live giveaway turkeys are dropped out of a helicopter to their deaths _ because the station manager thought turkeys could fly.

The frozen birds used in Turkey Bowl are discarded store turkeys not intended for anyone's table.

The event is sponsored by Jack Rouse Associates, a local company that designs theme park and museum attractions.