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Hollywood
11-06-2008, 11:35 AM
Whisky Tango Foxtrot man? This is borderline spamming.

Maristar210
11-06-2008, 11:42 AM
Ban UMP
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Steves389/ump555.jpg

PendO
11-06-2008, 11:46 AM
this is the first thread you started in over a year ... and you wasted it on UMP ... bump!

Ric
11-06-2008, 11:49 AM
bad call hollywood.......... Picking on retards... :noface:


Whisky Tango Foxtrot man? This is borderline spamming.

dapicatti
11-06-2008, 11:54 AM
Too Funny!!!!!!!!

Hollywood
11-06-2008, 11:56 AM
So is 2 votes enough to ban?

PendO
11-06-2008, 11:59 AM
So is 2 votes enough to ban?

nope ... UMP is a made man

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 12:03 PM
You may have opened a hornets nest Hollywood...

bigmac
11-06-2008, 12:06 PM
Whisky Tango Foxtrot man? This is borderline spamming.
Borderline?

Moderator4
11-06-2008, 12:09 PM
So is 2 votes enough to ban?

Betsy is right Hollywood. Dont poke the bear.

TRBenj
11-06-2008, 12:15 PM
Borderline?
Ha, agreed. He's on my ignore list but he sure knows how to clog up the board.

Moderator4
11-06-2008, 12:18 PM
If you people look, these were threads that were started years ago, but were recently bumped by people. UMP rarely posts here these days.

peason
11-06-2008, 12:25 PM
If you people look, these were threads that were started years ago, but were recently bumped by people. UMP rarely posts here these days.

Does anyone blame him, too much of the same! UMP we love you!

pram
11-06-2008, 12:30 PM
Whisky Tango Foxtrot man? This is borderline spamming.

Do you need a tissue?

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 12:37 PM
stirring the pot, stirring the pot..

comedy is a good thing now and then

I understand laughter is good for you at least that is what science tells us.

Quint
11-06-2008, 12:38 PM
This was posted in the General Discussion. UMP's threads are all in the off topic area.

I might suggest you not click on the "Off Topic" area if you don't want to look at things that are - oh I don't know?

"Off Topic"

:mad::mad::mad:

Staristar
11-06-2008, 12:39 PM
I love the UMP threads. Keep 'em coming !!!

CoorsLight
11-06-2008, 12:39 PM
Free Beer and Hotwings

pram
11-06-2008, 12:41 PM
For lunch??

I am in

10 hot
10 honey garlic
10 dry garlic
1 jug of beer

hey are these Official Hot Wings and Official Beer??

PendO
11-06-2008, 12:43 PM
Can't we just ban Rod and Sodar?

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 12:44 PM
Don't take away the USC Homecoming King.. Oh Please don't do that!!



UMP stays!!

03 35th Anniversary
11-06-2008, 12:46 PM
I agree with these guys, I opened up TT this morning to find all this clutter and since I can't make heads or tails of any of it, I don't know how I am going to get through my everyday life and to the end of this week!!!!

UMP and Tex have wrecked my life, in time of political crisis!!!!!!!

PendO
11-06-2008, 12:49 PM
I agree with these guys, I opened up TT this morning to find all this clutter and since I can't make heads or tails of any of it, I don't know how I am going to get through my everyday life and to the end of this week!!!!

UMP and Tex have wreaked my life, in time of political crisis!!!!!!!

Johnny, I'm not english majer, did they wreaked your life?? Also, I think thats a fragmentedsentence ... Eastie can clear it up, I think he does have an english degre.

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 12:50 PM
I thought Kate wrecked your life???

Footer Girl
11-06-2008, 12:51 PM
I thought Kate wrecked your life???

No she didn't wreck it....she just made him see a lot of red!!!! Gave him a new perspective on life!

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 12:53 PM
I understand she did a good job of it too.

flipper
11-06-2008, 12:53 PM
UMP stays....those that have no sense of humor need to go. This place use to be fun, and threads like this kill it.

The best part, Hollywood just "clogged" the board up with another UMP thread.

PendO
11-06-2008, 12:54 PM
I thought Kate wrecked your life???

I thought she just wreaked his shoes?

PendO
11-06-2008, 12:55 PM
where are Coz and Harold ... don't they have some worthless picture to put up on this thread?

03 35th Anniversary
11-06-2008, 12:55 PM
Johnny, I'm not english majer, did they wreaked your life?? Also, I think thats a fragmentedsentence ... Eastie can clear it up, I think he does have an english degre.

I changed it when I saw that....

But when I have a hang over everything is screwed up!!!!!!!!!!

03 35th Anniversary
11-06-2008, 12:58 PM
I thought Kate wrecked your life???

No she didn't wreck it....she just made him see a lot of red!!!! Gave him a new perspective on life!

I understand she did a good job of it too.

I thought she just wreaked his shoes?




Quit thread jacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This isn't about me!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

pram
11-06-2008, 12:58 PM
Excuse me mr 03, were you hit in the head with a golf club when you were a child? You seem to be a little slow in the brain???

perhaps you should just sit back and play with your Lego

pram
11-06-2008, 12:58 PM
I thought she just wreaked his shoes?

LMFAO

sorry about the Nikes

pram
11-06-2008, 12:59 PM
Quit thread jacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This isn't about me!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Who is this thread about then?>>?

Oh yah the guy from west hollywood is complaining about OFFICIAL THREADS

flipper
11-06-2008, 01:00 PM
Who is this thread about then?>>?

Oh yah the guy from west hollywood

does he know freddy?

pram
11-06-2008, 01:02 PM
does he know freddy?

I bet him & Freddy are tight like 2 peas in a pod

flipper
11-06-2008, 01:03 PM
Hollywood, really....you'd rather look at a bunch of political stuff over something that will make you laugh? I don't get it. I know that this place is about boats and botes, but some fun won't hurt. Boats are in there place, fun in off topic. What the major problem son?

cbryan70
11-06-2008, 01:06 PM
Even the bayliner forum is more fun then this

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 01:15 PM
I bet him & Freddy are tight like 2 peas in a pod

I think they both like purses too. Go see this purse forum I have heard about. Something about a purse page chat? Or am I mistaken and it is something about skin care talk?

Ric
11-06-2008, 02:14 PM
This thread is a bloodbath

TMCNo1
11-06-2008, 02:18 PM
where are Coz and Harold ... don't they have some worthless picture to put up on this thread?

OK ,OK, OK,
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flipper
11-06-2008, 02:30 PM
Nothin' more to say Hollywood?:confused:

pram
11-06-2008, 02:32 PM
Hey you can only get Junk Punched by so many people before you start to loose your nerve :D

flipper
11-06-2008, 02:34 PM
You gotta point there

TX.X-30 fan
11-06-2008, 02:47 PM
Listen for those of us that have had to scroll through thousands of UMP's threads over the years you learn some rules to follow.

1. never actually read the post, if you must briefly scan it.

2. after you scan it and have no idea what he said, forget and move on.

3. If you must read the post try do do so with your logic turned off'

4. Try not to encourage UMP, he doesn't need any.

5. don't mention, diesel's, new boats, expensive toys, hookers, midgets, HB, hammocks or now forklifts.

flipper
11-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Don't forget 4X4s and large SUV's

TMCNo1
11-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Listen for those of us that have had to scroll through thousands of UMP's threads over the years you learn some rules to follow.

1. never actually read the post, if you must briefly scan it.

2. after you scan it and have no idea what he said, forget and move on.

3. If you must read the post try do do so with your logic turned off'

4. Try not to encourage UMP, he doesn't need any.

5. don't mention, diesel's, new boats, expensive toys, hookers, midgets, HB, hammocks or now forklifts.

Don't forget, Super Hero's, Monzas, Smokey and the Bandit, getting married, pirate jokes and sunglasses, to name a few of the additional favorites!:rolleyes::D

flipper
11-06-2008, 02:52 PM
Oh, and getting stoned

TX.X-30 fan
11-06-2008, 02:53 PM
Thanks guy's

Sodar
11-06-2008, 02:58 PM
So what's the deal... are we going to ban UMP?

Maristar210
11-06-2008, 03:15 PM
So what's the deal... are we going to ban UMP?

Cameron - you got banned?

flipper
11-06-2008, 03:22 PM
More than once

Hollywood
11-06-2008, 03:32 PM
Hey you can only get Junk Punched by so many people before you start to loose your nerve :D

I knew he would have supporters before I even posted this thread.

I do like fun, comical threads but don't see the need for 15 of the same useless threads full of crappy one liners. Maybe I just don't get it, which is fine too.

I think I'll just take some time off this site since I'm obviously not gaining, or sharing anything when it's full of UMP threads.

Maristar210
11-06-2008, 03:41 PM
I knew he would have supporters before I even posted this thread.

I do like fun, comical threads but don't see the need for 15 of the same useless threads full of crappy one liners. Maybe I just don't get it, which is fine too.

I think I'll just take some time off this site since I'm obviously not gaining, or sharing anything when it's full of UMP threads.

These guys are just messing with you.

It was TEX who dug up all the old threads so really UMP had nothing to do with it.

flipper
11-06-2008, 03:42 PM
I knew he would have supporters before I even posted this thread.

I do like fun, comical threads but don't see the need for 15 of the same useless threads full of crappy one liners. Maybe I just don't get it, which is fine too.

I think I'll just take some time off this site since I'm obviously not gaining, or sharing anything when it's full of UMP threads.

These guys are just messing with you.

It was TEX who dug up all the old threads so really UMP had nothing to do with it.

This is true....you went after the wrong guy

cbryan70
11-06-2008, 03:43 PM
These guys are just messing with you.

It was TEX who dug up all the old threads so really UMP had nothing to do with it.
Steve...the peace keeper? :friday:

flipper
11-06-2008, 03:44 PM
Steve...the peace keeper? :friday:

That just don't sound right:D

Skipper
11-06-2008, 03:52 PM
UMP got ran over by a fork lift.

Tex rushed over there and revived him.

Now the world will never be the same.

pram
11-06-2008, 03:54 PM
I knew he would have supporters before I even posted this thread.

I do like fun, comical threads but don't see the need for 15 of the same useless threads full of crappy one liners. Maybe I just don't get it, which is fine too.

I think I'll just take some time off this site since I'm obviously not gaining, or sharing anything when it's full of UMP threads.

LMFAOROTF

there is no reason to leave and take your ball with you......................leave the ball :uglyhamme

Ric
11-06-2008, 04:04 PM
Steve...the peace keeper? :friday:
steve knows what a short fuse looks like

Skipper
11-06-2008, 04:12 PM
This was posted in the General Discussion. UMP's threads are all in the off topic area.

I might suggest you not click on the "Off Topic" area if you don't want to look at things that are - oh I don't know?

"Off Topic"

:mad::mad::mad:

Wow, for his first post ever, he just dove right in. No fear!

Sodar
11-06-2008, 04:13 PM
Longtime reader. First time poster.

Maristar210
11-06-2008, 04:20 PM
Longtime reader. First time poster.

thanks Romey

cbryan70
11-06-2008, 04:22 PM
What happend to the ban rod thread...was going to bring it back to life

RexDog1
11-06-2008, 04:25 PM
It is going to be a long winter :cool:

Sodar
11-06-2008, 04:38 PM
thanks Romey

No problem. Don't forget to change user names, now! ;)

Sodar
11-06-2008, 04:38 PM
What happend to the ban rod thread...was going to bring it back to life

I'll look .

suedv
11-06-2008, 04:41 PM
HONK!!!!!! UMP is the world's finest superhero rock 'n roll music man with leather pants! Need a smile... go find UMP.

Here's to one of my favorite team talk friends! :guitar::headbang::wavey::dance:

Maristar210
11-06-2008, 04:45 PM
HONK!!!!!! UMP is the world's finest superhero rock 'n roll music man with leather pants! Need a smile... go find UMP.

Here's to one of my favorite team talk friends! :guitar::headbang::wavey::dance:

Hey lookie there

Girls even dig UMP's vibe....

flipper
11-06-2008, 04:51 PM
Now......if only we could get UMP to dig girls

cbryan70
11-06-2008, 04:52 PM
Now......if only we could get UMP to dig girls

He has a love for only on girl BB.

pram
11-06-2008, 05:07 PM
I have seen many propositions for a LH too

he's into polygamy in the UP dontchano

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-06-2008, 05:09 PM
Looks like "Ed Roonie" is out to get me.

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 05:11 PM
He has a love for only on girl BB.

You got that right :D

Who is that BB chick anyway?

BriEOD
11-06-2008, 05:19 PM
He has a love for only on girl BB.

No it is "HB" not "BB!"

betsy&david Harrison
11-06-2008, 05:23 PM
No it is "HB" not "BB!"

No, I am right.. it is BB they speak of this time.

pram
11-06-2008, 05:30 PM
maybe he is into BB's & HB's :eek:

Ric
11-06-2008, 05:34 PM
It is going to be a long winter :cool:
Yessir, hollywood is already gettin the fever :mad:

ProTour X9
11-06-2008, 05:48 PM
I say we ban Hollywood because I like UMP's threads and I'm sick of this one....

TMCNo1
11-06-2008, 07:55 PM
Wow, for his first post ever, he just dove right in. No fear!


He'll make a great moderator!:rolleyes::D

TMCNo1
11-06-2008, 07:57 PM
Now......if only we could get UMP to dig girls


I heard UMP was getting married and the engagement ring has a 4 ct setting of set screws!:rolleyes::D

dapicatti
11-06-2008, 08:55 PM
This is why I love teamtalk......lots of endless threads about nothing...makes you miss Seinfeld.

TMCNo1
11-06-2008, 09:23 PM
This is why I love teamtalk......lots of endless threads about nothing...makes you miss Seinfeld.


I think UMP is Team Talk's Kramer!:rolleyes::D

6ballsisall
11-06-2008, 09:23 PM
I think UMP is Team Talk's Kramer!:rolleyes::D

So what does that make you Harold aka: master poster of blah blah blah 8p

TMCNo1
11-06-2008, 09:24 PM
So what does that make you Harold aka: master poster of blah blah blah 8p


I must be George!

Sodar
11-06-2008, 09:33 PM
Who would coz be?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-06-2008, 09:36 PM
This thread is not political.

Sodar
11-06-2008, 09:49 PM
Ban UMP .

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-06-2008, 09:59 PM
Ban UMP .

Sodar goes in the space garbage can.

Right next to Oprah.

flipper
11-06-2008, 10:19 PM
Who would coz be?

The master of useless google pics

Sodar
11-06-2008, 10:21 PM
The master of useless google pics

oh... that guy.

flipper
11-06-2008, 10:23 PM
that's the one....we call him mougpic for short

Gonzo
11-06-2008, 10:41 PM
so who is your favorite old school wrestler anyhow?

O and one that everyone missed... don't ever ever ever say the F word on here when UMP can see it.... He really goes off then from what I can tell.

6ballsisall
11-06-2008, 10:42 PM
The master of useless google pics

Werd.........

Freddy
11-07-2008, 12:59 AM
Now Hollywood, this really isn't necessary. Even a newbie such as myself can see that UMP is a cherished member here. If you are having trouble browsing a forum please let me know and I will gladly give you some pointers.

You would be better served by reading a little before flaming a fellow member. It was quite clear in the threads that Tex bumped them. I for one enjoy reading them, laughing and getting to know the people here.

sand2snow22
11-07-2008, 03:57 AM
Yeah, Maverick just turned in his wings.......

Moderator2
11-07-2008, 08:50 AM
So I see from the responses in this thread that the majority feels that UMP should be banned.

Consider it done. The paperwork is being submitted as I type.

TMCNo1
11-07-2008, 08:55 AM
So I see from the responses in this thread that the majority feels that UMP should be banned.

Consider it done. The paperwork is being submitted as I type.


Please No, ban me instead! I'll take one for the team!

Moderator2
11-07-2008, 09:05 AM
Please No, ban me instead! I'll take one for the team!

Sorry TMCNo1

I am a born and raised liberal. Because of that I only read the posts that I think will benefit me the most instead of reading all posts and getting the big picture. From what I read, UMP is to be banned.

coz
11-07-2008, 09:20 AM
From what I read, UMP is to be banned.

Just because he spills his milk at the table every once and a while is no reason to ban him :confused: just get him a sippy cup :D

flipper
11-07-2008, 09:30 AM
UMP does not drink milk from a cup.....he goes strait to the source

coz
11-07-2008, 09:47 AM
UMP does not drink milk from a cup.....he goes strait to the source

From the milk man??? :confused:

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-6/cow-and-udder-bay-to-breakers-2006.jpg

Eeewwww!!!

TX.X-30 fan
11-07-2008, 10:02 AM
Sorry TMCNo1

I am a born and raised liberal. Because of that I only read the posts that I think will benefit me the most instead of reading all posts and getting the big picture. From what I read, UMP is to be banned.




Have to love a mod with a sense of humor. :D



Coz seek professional help it may not be too late.

TMCNo1
11-07-2008, 02:44 PM
Sorry TMCNo1

I am a born and raised liberal. Because of that I only read the posts that I think will benefit me the most instead of reading all posts and getting the big picture. From what I read, UMP is to be banned.

With all that is going on politically, we could use some "change" around here too, but it would be much like this,

"Change"

Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his marines and told the 'gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.

The Gunny responded, 'Yes, sir, I'll see to it immediately'.

He went into the tent and said, 'The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz.. Get to it'.

The moral: A candidate may promise change in Washington , but don't count on things smelling any better.

Doug G
11-07-2008, 04:05 PM
I am deeply concerned that some of the Official threads may be missing. I just read this article. I am glad to see that many of the important ones are accounted for and not stolen.
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Quint
04-14-2009, 09:23 AM
UM - Aaaaaah? UMP??????

sizzler
04-14-2009, 09:39 AM
you wont find him hanging here.........

take a torch...you'll know where

Staristar
04-14-2009, 09:56 AM
Oh Donny boy?

Grover777
04-18-2009, 10:44 AM
you wont find him hanging here.........

take a torch...you'll know where

I got my lantern...

TX.X-30 fan
04-18-2009, 01:56 PM
Miners hat.

pram
04-20-2009, 03:34 PM
Is HE still here?

Sodar
04-20-2009, 03:44 PM
Don't you mean SHE... after the surgery and all.

bcampbe7
04-20-2009, 03:56 PM
Don't you mean SHE... after the surgery and all.

LOL!!!

I really didn't think she wanted that out in the open.

flipper
04-20-2009, 04:05 PM
It"s pretty much out in the open now

bcampbe7
04-20-2009, 04:33 PM
It"s pretty much out in the open now

You would think that Sodar would have known better than to talk about his new girlfriend like that!

Sodar
04-20-2009, 04:39 PM
You would think that Sodar would have known better than to talk about his new girlfriend like that!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

flipper
04-20-2009, 04:40 PM
You would think that Sodar would have known better than to talk about his new girlfriend like that!

You know Sodar.....no shame at all. I hear they are in the legal process of a name change now, so we'll no longer see UMP, it will now be Ashley.

shepherd
04-20-2009, 11:53 PM
UMP does not drink milk from a cup.....he goes strait to the source

That's classic! :worthy:

shepherd
04-20-2009, 11:54 PM
You know Sodar.....no shame at all. I hear they are in the legal process of a name change now, so we'll no longer see UMP, it will now be Ashley.


I thought it would be "HUMP." :cool:

flipper
04-21-2009, 01:01 PM
I thought it would be "HUMP." :cool:

:uglyhamme:uglyhamme That's just his I mean her nick name.

TMCNo1
04-21-2009, 01:42 PM
Don't you mean SHE... after the surgery and all.

Ellen Degenerate will be on the prowl and dancing even more now that this has happened!
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