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MasterMason
05-06-2005, 11:09 AM
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer' to target unsuspecting men.


The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'Marriage'.

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the
yellow pages.

MarkP
05-06-2005, 11:43 AM
So thatís what happened, :eek: . It was the beer!:toast: ! AND that other thing:banana:

captkidd
05-06-2005, 02:19 PM
Of course if that relationship thing worries you too much, you could always convince the future MIL to throw about 8 bridal showers and invite about 600 people to the "wedding". That should be enough to convince any sane female to run!

erkoehler
05-06-2005, 02:21 PM
I was shocked at how many people they had invited to their wedding. It is like they think there royalty. That is alot of people! WASTE OF MONEY!!

They could buy many boats with that $$$

LakePirate
05-06-2005, 02:31 PM
Erk....man there is no logic that goes into wedding planning. Destination Weddings are the only way to go. He!!, the invatations alone would have bought you a boat. As far as the invitees go...it goes like this If you invite Brad then you have to invite Farmer and if you invite Farmer you have to invite Doug if you invite Doug you have to invite the toolman and if you invite toolman you have to invite Mag and so on and so forth.

erkoehler
05-06-2005, 02:32 PM
hence the justice of the peace? Nice and easy I guess....

LakePirate
05-06-2005, 02:35 PM
That is correct sir....Trust me, I went through this back in August and July and June and May and April and (you see where I am going)....it still burns. However, I highly recommend life after the wedding.

erkoehler
05-07-2005, 01:40 AM
That is correct sir....Trust me, I went through this back in August and July and June and May and April and (you see where I am going)....it still burns. However, I highly recommend life after the wedding.


Especially the first few weeks :headbang:

JEREMY79
05-07-2005, 11:02 AM
I poped the question in December. It has been like that ever since.

So thread isnt jacked

I like the warning

Leroy
05-08-2005, 09:19 AM
Good one Mastermason, I'm still being duped 17 years later by my lovely wife......