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Rockman
05-04-2005, 03:10 PM
Here's a chance to post your best or favorite one liners from either movies, comedians, jokes, ads, local bartenders, etc.

These could be ones you have always liked, always use(d) or always remember...

"Write that down." -Van Wilder

"That is some high-quality H20" - Water Boy

"Never rub another man's rhubarb" - Batman

"I have my best men out there combing the desert. Have you guys found anything...Man, we ain't found S**t." - Spaceballs

ski_king
05-04-2005, 03:19 PM
"220, 221 whatever it takes" - Mr. Mom, Michael Keaton

BriEOD
05-04-2005, 03:21 PM
I like you man, but you're craaazzzyyy! - Will Ferrell as Frank "The Tank" Ricard in Old School

east tx skier
05-04-2005, 03:30 PM
Brian, a buddy of mine and I throw that one around until it's beat to death. Love it.

"I'd trade it all for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns The Simpsons

"Hey wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me in here."
-Jeff Spicoli FT@RH

"Now go get your shine box."
-The late Billy Batts Goodfellas

"Brand can't watch, or he has to pay $100."
-Bunny Lebowski The Big Lebowski

"I don't know, they were jammys. They had Yodas and sh|t on 'em."
-Nathan Arizona a/k/a Nathan Huffheinz Raisin' Arizona

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me."

"She's a real tomcat."

-Meet the Parents

6ballsisall
05-04-2005, 03:32 PM
From an Investor friend talking to his newly acquired company

"You guys are eating like elephants and Sh**ing like canaries!!" :D

From a Redneck friend back in High School

"I'm so hungry I could eat the A** end out of a menstruating skunk" :eek:

rem_p
05-04-2005, 03:50 PM
Do it...Do it....Do it---Starsky and Hutch

RED-I-Q-LEE-OUS...Mitch Headberg

i just got done takin my stupid pills and thats all i can think of :confused:

djhuff
05-04-2005, 03:50 PM
"Thank you very little"

"I feel like a hundred dollars"

- Caddyshack

BrianM
05-04-2005, 03:51 PM
"That's what I like about them high school girls. I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age." Dazed and Confused

tex
05-04-2005, 03:53 PM
all right hamilton! FTRH

Jorski
05-04-2005, 04:01 PM
From Seinfeld:

"Elaine, thank you for a job done!"

-Mr. Peterman to Elaine at a staff meeting upon his return from an extended absence during which she had been acting president of the company.

6ballsisall
05-04-2005, 04:01 PM
"That's what I like about them high school girls. I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age." Dazed and Confused


I love that movie!!

AirJunky
05-04-2005, 04:05 PM
From the Big Lebowski:
in response to "Wheres the money"?!
"Let me take another look in there, I know it's there somewhere"

or
"Hey, at least I'm house trained"

Yea, just saw it recently.

bcampbe7
05-04-2005, 04:08 PM
"You my boy Blue!" Frank the Tank-Old School

"I'm as frustrated as a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill." Larry the Cable guy

Jorski
05-04-2005, 04:09 PM
Also from Seinfeld:

"Say Vandalay, say Vandaly"

--George running into Gerry's livingroom from the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and falling down as Kramer unkowingly informs the unemployment office that this phone number does not belong to a company where George has claimed to have an interview.

And of course Gerry's response upon taking in the whole scene;

"And you want to be my latex salesman"

tex
05-04-2005, 04:22 PM
pool, pond, pond would be better for you..,

my advice to you is to start drinking heavely!


Nice tie, Tye....

You take drugs Danny?

Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ars!

Vegetables are sensuous...people are sensuel..

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son..

east tx skier
05-04-2005, 04:31 PM
From Seinfeld:

"Elaine, thank you for a job done!"

-Mr. Peterman to Elaine at a staff meeting upon his return from an extended absence during which she had been acting president of the company.

Very nice! Peterman rules.

east tx skier
05-04-2005, 04:34 PM
Bill, what was the guy's name that pissed on his rug.

TJ "Are you ready to get f___d man?!? I see you just rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Dios mio. Me and Liam, we're going to f___ you up. And if you pull any sh|t. If you pull a piece on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"

....

Walter "8 year olds, dude."

east tx skier
05-04-2005, 04:35 PM
"This is my adopted daughter, Margot."

-Royal Tenenbaums

toothawk
05-04-2005, 04:37 PM
"you just made the list buddy"
stripes

Footin
05-04-2005, 04:45 PM
"Were gonna need a speedy car........speedier then that"

"Smokey and the Bandit"

tex
05-04-2005, 04:54 PM
"you just made the list buddy"
stripes
Relax Francis!

BriEOD
05-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Where's all the white women at!? -Blazing Saddles

wiltok
05-04-2005, 05:12 PM
OK - more than a one liner but one of the funniest lines on Seinfeld (IMO)

Kramer: It's a write off for them...

Seinfeld: Write it off what?

Kramer: Do you know what a write off is?

Seinfeld: No - I don't. Do you?

Kramer: No, but they do, and they're the ones writing it off...

east tx skier
05-04-2005, 05:14 PM
I don't know. The one where George and Jerry are trying to come up with a plan on how Jerry can negotiate a manage a trois with the girl and her roommate is pretty great.

Best episode, hands down, IMO, "The Opposite."

LakePirate
05-04-2005, 05:20 PM
Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. -Derek Zoolander

Boat Drinks - Jimmy the Saint

BriEOD
05-04-2005, 05:37 PM
"Everyone plays golf now, which is a lot like going to a strip club. You get all charged up, pay big money to hang out on a beautiful course, and start drinking early. Eighteen holes later, you're plastered and frustrated, and most of your balls are missing."

- Tim Allen, In his book: Don't Stand To Close to a Naked Man

toothawk
05-04-2005, 05:38 PM
Relax Francis!
good one tex... but I can't believe no FLETCH yet....
"Erwin M Fletcher you choose, Ed McMan, I think I just won a million dollars... ahhh-haaa, I lost, again"
"Can I borrow your towel, I think my car just hit a water buffalo"
"Manure' spreader just jacked knifed on the santa anna.... you should see my shoes, whook"
"Don't tell me my business boy, i'm just checking the luggage"
"just a little game of hide-and-seek I play with my buddies, they love it. Whoa, there's Fred, won't he be surprised"
"Do you own rubber gloves? No, I lease with an option to buy"

Evan Jones
05-04-2005, 05:48 PM
From my late Grandfather:

"That's handier than a pocket in a pair of under-drawers"

"I haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my brother"

"There's no bones in ice cream!"

sten76
05-04-2005, 06:11 PM
Take what you can get, and ask for more-Grandma.

AirJunky
05-04-2005, 06:14 PM
Nothing from Tommy Boy yet?!

"Thats gonna leave a mark....."

Rockman
05-04-2005, 07:10 PM
Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front should have told you.-NL's Vacation

...Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans? Forget it, he's rollin'-Animal House

Don't worry. I can fix it. My dad is a television repairman. He's got an excellent set of tools.-FTRH

That was so stupid. Grandpa hit him with the Caaar!-Back to the Future I

Hey, they sell mens' clothes where you bought that hat?-Footloose

Come on over, we'll bust out the moonshine, start tellin' lies and call up the women.-Days of Thunder

bradamerry
05-04-2005, 07:28 PM
Reckon' so ----- classic Clint Eastwood (westerns)

Go ahead punk, make my day!!!! ---- Clint Eastwood


Howdy pilgram ----- classic John Wayne

BrianM
05-04-2005, 07:51 PM
"Were gonna need a speedy car........speedier then that"

"Smokey and the Bandit"
One of my all time favorites.

Had to add another as well.

"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?" Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

MasterMason
05-04-2005, 07:53 PM
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory."

"If I say it is safe to surf that beach, then dammit, it is safe to surf that beach."

Apocolyps (sp) Now

AirJunky
05-04-2005, 08:01 PM
"Were gonna need a speedy car........speedier then that"

"Smokey and the Bandit"
Oh geez, that reminds of:
"I got the pedal to the metal & the thingy to the floor"!!

BriEOD
05-04-2005, 08:01 PM
You bastard, you bastard!! What? Go faster?
- John Candy & Dan Ackroyd, The Great Outdoors (waterski scene)

jimmer2880
05-04-2005, 08:33 PM
I'm happier than a queer at a hotdog factory

I'm busier than a 1 legged man at an arse kicking contest

I'm madder than Janet Reno's blind date

All from Larry the cable guy

rem_p
05-04-2005, 08:54 PM
Where's all the white women at!? -Blazing Saddles


good sh!t :uglyhamme

Bobby
05-04-2005, 09:03 PM
if that happens i'll kiss your a$$ on main street and i'll give you an hour to draw a crowd

Bobby
05-04-2005, 09:05 PM
Sheriff Bart - A man who drinks like that and does not eat is goin' to die.

Jim - ....When??

rem_p
05-04-2005, 09:10 PM
"you can live off of it but it taste like sh!t"- crocodile dundee

"know what one shepard said to the other shepard? lets get the flock out of here"-Lethal Weapon

"down yonder by the cement pond"-beverly hillbillies


a classic from my grandparents:

"sh!t Mavis, you the craziest old woman i ever seen."-Papaw
"well Christmas is over for me and your daddy"-Mehaw, every year at family christmas, done the sunday before christmas :uglyhamme

rem_p
05-04-2005, 10:30 PM
"how'd you like to manage the Indians this year?...Let me think about it, i got a guy on the otherline wantin some white-walls" Lou Brown, manager-Major League :friday:

Granite_33
05-04-2005, 11:17 PM
I have nipples greg........can you milk me? - Meet the parents.


And my favorite.............

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Additionally.........any quote from Full Metal Jacket...........Sgt Hartman.

SKI*MC
05-04-2005, 11:25 PM
You bastard, you bastard!! What? Go faster?
- John Candy & Dan Ackroyd, The Great Outdoors (waterski scene)


who could forget about that line! :uglyhamme

SKI*MC
05-04-2005, 11:38 PM
can i get a lieter a cola?
sorry we dont have any lieter a colas
just gimma a dang lieter a cola!!!
Super Troopers

oh here have a seat
(lady sits and chair goes fling backwards and nocho cheese gets all over her)
oh im so sorry, lt me fix this, comeon you stupid peice of crap (fidling with screws underneith the recliner) oh here, see it was that screw, here have a seat.
No its ok
you know i am a (hitting himslf in the head)
Jack Black, from Saving Silverman

LakePirate
05-05-2005, 12:11 AM
Why don't you order a large Farva?
I don't want a large Farva


You had better look at a man when you hang 'em --Clint Eastwood Hang 'em High

Leroy
05-05-2005, 01:32 AM
Farva pumping gas, sees the "buy ten gallons, Get a free Super Dog" sign. pumps some extra gas into the trash can. Visual, not a one liner.

Leroy
05-05-2005, 01:35 AM
1000000 sperm and you were the fastest?

Leroy
05-05-2005, 01:35 AM
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name!

sizzler
05-05-2005, 03:30 AM
MICHAEL CAINE IN THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN JOB..

"YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF" :friday:

erkoehler
05-05-2005, 07:16 AM
Do you guys have all of these memorized, or are you looking them up?

André
05-05-2005, 08:00 AM
" I can quit anytime i want..."
MarkP
:uglyhamme

erkoehler
05-05-2005, 08:06 AM
I like that one!

jimmer2880
05-05-2005, 08:29 AM
Sheriff Bart - A man who drinks like that and does not eat is goin' to die.

Jim - ....When??

If you were asking me... I don't remember. But Larry the Cable Guy has been calling into my local radio station for years. Probably one of the phone calls. I don't remember them in any of his shows.

tex
05-05-2005, 10:02 AM
Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?

negative ghost rider...patterns full!

sizzler
05-05-2005, 10:12 AM
"were gonna need a bigger boat"

BriEOD
05-05-2005, 10:25 AM
"Reach down here and choke yourself"

"What's your name fatbody?" Sir. Lawrence sir." "Lawrence of what, f^cking Arabia." "I don't like the name Lawrence only f@ggots and sailors are named Lawrence. From now on your name is Gomer Pyle."

"I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!"

"I think you've been cheated!" "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @ss and onto the matress."

tex
05-05-2005, 10:52 AM
Dirk-Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl-I never take my skates off

You had me at hello...

BriEOD
05-05-2005, 10:55 AM
You had me at hello...

<Emoticon Violently Barfing>

tex
05-05-2005, 11:00 AM
<Emoticon Violently Barfing>
it could have been worse-i was looking for steel magnolia quotes!

how about a random one-You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

east tx skier
05-05-2005, 11:48 AM
Dirk-Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl-I never take my skates off

You had me at hello...

... which she followed and don't ___ ____ in _.

tex
05-05-2005, 11:53 AM
... which she followed and don't ___ ____ in _.
i love rollergirl!

east tx skier
05-05-2005, 11:56 AM
Tex, in that case, give me a yahoo or hotmail address and I'll send you something nice..

MasterMason
05-05-2005, 12:07 PM
"Now that's funny right there, I don't care how you are"

bcampbe7
05-05-2005, 12:37 PM
"Merry Christmas. chitter was full."

"Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

Eddie from Christmas vacation...

Jorski
05-05-2005, 12:47 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue !"

Airplane.

Jorski
05-05-2005, 12:51 PM
"Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbour?"

"Germans?!"

"Quiet, he's on a role"

Animal House.

Jorski
05-05-2005, 12:56 PM
Ex-girlfriend/stewardess to Captain Ted Stryker, reminiscing about their past relationship in the movie, Airplane:

"Do you remember the way I used to sit on your face and wriggle"

tex
05-05-2005, 02:02 PM
Save Ferris

a)you can never go too far
b)if i'm gona get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

MasterMason
05-05-2005, 02:08 PM
"it is the safest thing you'll have between your leggs all night" talking about a motercycle ride from one of those 80's teen movies, but I can't remember which one.

wiltok
05-05-2005, 02:53 PM
This is one of dad's favorites - violates just about every english rule:

"It ain't what it used to was."

loeweb
05-05-2005, 03:10 PM
"you see the plate runs right under my hair line, and here <thump, thump> nothing but over here, if this baby gets dented, then my hair, it just ain't gonna look right"

cousin eddie christmas vacation

loeweb
05-05-2005, 03:16 PM
and my favorite from that movie:

"Schnotts you roll over and let uncle clark pet your belly. you ain't never seen a set on a dog like this clark"

Scot
05-05-2005, 05:34 PM
"your ideas are stupid, but it has given me time to think.... unknown

Doesn't anybody knock anymore? Fast Times....

speed is good..... but accuracy is everthing....Wyatt Earp

JEREMY79
05-05-2005, 09:05 PM
"You tell 'em I'm comin'....And Hell's comin' with me"--Wyatt Earp 'Tombstone'

"Madder than a three legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy lake"---Larry the Cable Guy

SKI*MC
05-05-2005, 11:26 PM
o hey there kate, i didnt realize you were stopping by.
you asked me to come by.
oh did i?
That is a really interesting painting.
oh thats me taking the bull by the horns, its a metaphor, its how i handle my business
i get it.
...
i just dont want you to think of me as your boss
o i dont, i work for the bank
well you work for the bank, the bank works for me, ifso facto, im your boss, see i just dont want to be tied down by the employer employee realtions ship, im not like that, comone im white, W-H-I-T
(pause)
E
Dodge Ball- Ben Stiller

JEREMY79
05-06-2005, 12:13 AM
"slicker than a toads tummy"

Came from my teacher in tech school. He always said

"I want that hood slicker than a toads tummy...you understand me boy"

LakePirate
05-06-2005, 12:36 AM
St. Anky Beer...

MasterMason
05-06-2005, 04:17 AM
"Thighter than a frogs a$$."

André
05-06-2005, 07:56 AM
A very loud...

"SHOW ME THE MONEY !!! "

BriEOD
05-06-2005, 08:27 AM
St. Anky Beer...

CANDY BARRZZZZ

Ron Grover
05-06-2005, 10:10 AM
2 from Smokey and The Bandit

"When I git a hold of you I'm gonna bar-be-que your *** in molasses" Sherriff Buford T. Justice

"There is no way you could be from my loins. When I git home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth." Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Rockman
05-06-2005, 10:25 AM
Jake ain't lying though...we had a band powerful enough to turn goat p!ss into gasoline.-Blue Brothers

You screw up just this much...and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh!t of out Hong Kong.-Top Gun

I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you have for me is Lite beer? Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill? I spilled beer all over me when that car crashed into me! -Back to the Future I

Hey Sherman, how's it going? Who the F*@k invited you? -American Pie

erkoehler
05-06-2005, 10:26 AM
Rockman,

You guys hittin the water this weekend?

Granite_33
05-06-2005, 04:51 PM
This one just came to mind.

Responding to the question, what is best in life...........

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! - Conan the Barbarian.
:eek3:

Rockman
05-06-2005, 07:19 PM
Rockman,

You guys hittin the water this weekend?


No, :mad:

I washed the boat down this weekend and put all the gear away. We won't ski this weekend as we are doing MAJOR landscaping at our house. Had a dumptruck drop off some stuff earlier in the week. My Sis is coming down from Madison to help out since she is the landscape expert in the family. This will be the big project for the summer for us. Good to get it out of the way and then time for skiing. :banana:

We may ski next weekend in St. Charles though. If we do, I'll drop you a line.

Not sure if anyone will be in St. Charles this weekend.

Have a good one! :friday:

CoFooter
05-06-2005, 07:39 PM
"The price is wrong, Bob" just after Adam Sandler kicked Bob Barkers butt in Happy Gilmore - Hilarious

"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane" Jimmy B.

Ric
05-06-2005, 07:40 PM
You bastard, you bastard!! What? Go faster?
- John Candy & Dan Ackroyd, The Great Outdoors (waterski scene)
pontoon boat???Hey kids, howz about going with uncle roman to blow some serious coin on a kickass drag boat?

Ric
05-07-2005, 12:43 PM
good one tex... but I can't believe no FLETCH yet....
"Erwin M Fletcher you choose, Ed McMan, I think I just won a million dollars... ahhh-haaa, I lost, again"
"Can I borrow your towel, I think my car just hit a water buffalo"
"Manure' spreader just jacked knifed on the santa anna.... you should see my shoes, whook"
"Don't tell me my business boy, i'm just checking the luggage"
"just a little game of hide-and-seek I play with my buddies, they love it. Whoa, there's Fred, won't he be surprised"
"Do you own rubber gloves? No, I lease with an option to buy"
"Are you on a scavenger hunt or something or did I just forget to pay my dinner check?"

"You are? Nugent, Ted Nugent... Alan Stanwyk.... Ellen, charmed"

"For the past few weeks I've been hanging out on the beach disguised as an amiable minor league junky. Add and odd hour drool, it's too obvious... Act like you don't give a crap, you'll fit right in.... I don't shower much"

erkoehler
05-07-2005, 01:27 PM
No, :mad:

I washed the boat down this weekend and put all the gear away. We won't ski this weekend as we are doing MAJOR landscaping at our house. Had a dumptruck drop off some stuff earlier in the week. My Sis is coming down from Madison to help out since she is the landscape expert in the family. This will be the big project for the summer for us. Good to get it out of the way and then time for skiing. :banana:

We may ski next weekend in St. Charles though. If we do, I'll drop you a line.

Not sure if anyone will be in St. Charles this weekend.

Have a good one! :friday:

Sounds good! Would be cool to start the season, and the barefoot learning process.

SkySkiSpokane
05-08-2005, 12:38 PM
All from Office Space. (Some can really relate to these!)

"It's not that I'm lazy Bob, it's that I just don't care." - Peter

"I would say on a given week I do about fifteen minutes of actual work Bob." - Peter

"I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan!!." - Bob #1

"Samir Naga, Naga, Nagonna work anymore anyway." - Bob #2

"Last year I did not recieve a piece of cake." - Milton

"Sir, I ordered a Mai Tai and I have recieved a Pino colada and I said no salt on the margarita; NO SALT!!' - Milton

"I used to be able to see the squirels and they were merry." - Milton

"Fifteen pieces is the minimum and we here at chotskies want you to express yourself." - Mike Judge

I could go on all day with these!!! :uglyhamme

JEREMY79
05-08-2005, 04:59 PM
"I'm gonna kick you ars!"--Hank Hill 'King of the Hill'

tex
05-09-2005, 10:29 AM
Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

sizzler
05-09-2005, 10:35 AM
long live oceans.......

LakePirate
05-09-2005, 11:43 AM
I'll tell you what I would do with a million dollars .....Two Chicks at the same time man.

phecksel
05-09-2005, 01:08 PM
one time in band camp

It was funnier until my oldest started going to band camp playing a flute

P

mbeach
05-09-2005, 01:14 PM
aw shucks andy, 3 out of 2 an't that bad.

captkidd
05-09-2005, 02:28 PM
"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Bull Durham

The line actually works. You ought to try it Mag. :D

Zach S
05-09-2005, 02:42 PM
loud wives lose lives

captkidd
05-09-2005, 02:43 PM
"I'll be a daisy if I do." -- Doc Holliday in "Tombstone" (Val Kilmer was hilarious). One of my favorite movies.

captkidd
05-09-2005, 02:59 PM
Someone should start a thread for favorite lines from songs. (not me, I'm supposed to be working)

JEREMY79
05-09-2005, 04:27 PM
"I'll be a daisy if I do." -- Doc Holliday in "Tombstone" (Val Kilmer was hilarious). One of my favorite movies.

"I'm your Huckelberry"--Doc Holliday-----'Tombstone'

ixthus
05-09-2005, 08:52 PM
What?! Nothing from "The Godfather" or "Rocky"??!! :huh:
_______________________________

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
--Raiders of the Lost Ark


Dodge this.
---The Matrix

bradamerry
05-09-2005, 08:54 PM
Hey, where have you been???

What?! Nothing from "The Godfather" or "Rocky"??!! :huh:
_______________________________

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
--Raiders of the Lost Ark


Dodge this.
---The Matrix

ixthus
05-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Hey, where have you been???

Hey!
I'm always lurking...

Posting takes too much of my time; once I start I can't seem to be able to stop. Can you relate to that? 8p

bradamerry
05-09-2005, 09:06 PM
:purplaugh Not me :purplaugh Hey!
I'm always lurking...

Posting takes too much of my time; once I start I can't seem to be able to stop. Can you relate to that? 8p

mbeach
05-09-2005, 09:08 PM
Reckon' so ----- classic Clint Eastwood (westerns)

Go ahead punk, make my day!!!! ---- Clint Eastwood


Howdy pilgram ----- classic John Wayne
along the eastwood line - "well punk, do you feel lucky"

mbeach
05-09-2005, 09:10 PM
how about movie cool hand luke "what we have here is a failure to communicate"

mbeach
05-09-2005, 09:12 PM
barnie saying "andy, you've got to nip it in the bud"

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 02:30 AM
"William Wallace is 7 feet tall. If he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse." Bravheart -- Greatest Movie of all time

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 02:36 AM
"Tina, you fat lard. Come eat some ham!" Napolean Dynamite

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 02:36 AM
"Luke, I am your father." Darth Vader (If you didn't know that one.....)

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 02:38 AM
"Go F*** yourself San Diego." Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 02:40 AM
Another of my personal favorites.....

"It all boils down to one thing really. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." Andy Dufrane - Shawshank Redemption

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 02:42 AM
I don't know who started thing thread, but I LOVE IT!!! I could go on and on and on. Being a recent (within the past 3 years) college grad; this is all my roommates and I did -- quote STUPID movie lines. I know what you are all thinking and YES, we were that boring.

"Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?" Austin Powers - All 3 of them.

sizzler
05-10-2005, 03:43 AM
" i need your boots ,your bike and your clothes" :cool:

jake
05-10-2005, 09:24 AM
"Reach down here and choke yourself"

"What's your name fatbody?" Sir. Lawrence sir." "Lawrence of what, f^cking Arabia." "I don't like the name Lawrence only f@ggots and sailors are named Lawrence. From now on your name is Gomer Pyle."

"I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!"

"I think you've been cheated!" "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @ss and onto the matress."


You could put in the entire first 20 minutes of Full Metal Jacket....it just keeps coming and coming.

jake
05-10-2005, 09:25 AM
"Tina, you fat lard. Come eat some ham!" Napolean Dynamite

"What the heck are you even talking about?"

"That's a nice bike, did you ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

"You know I'm training to be a cage fighter....try to hit me, I have cat like reflexes"

JEREMY79
05-10-2005, 09:27 AM
The entire movie of Friday and Next Friday just crack me up.

"hey, that crazy bi!ch f'n with your car agian"

jake
05-10-2005, 09:32 AM
Caddy Shack...basically the entire movie, but a few favorites not yet mentioned.

"Where'd it go?....It's in the lumberyard Danny"

"I just gotta go to college. You don't gotta do anything, this isn't Russia.....this isn't Russia is it Danny?"

"Why didn't you go to Vietnam Ty? H@M@...much better now though (said with a limp)"

Can't believe there are no Pulp Fiction lines here yet.

"Royal with cheese!"

"Oh- look at the big brains on Brad!"

"My names Paul and your A@@ ain't talking your way out of this Sh!t"

"It's the one that says BMF on it"

Mr Mom.

"Want a beer? Beer? it's 8:00 in the morning!.....scotch?"

Unforgiven

"Anyone who doesn't want to get killed better clear on out"


could go on and on and on...

Zach S
05-10-2005, 09:58 AM
Thats what I love about them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age...

tex
05-10-2005, 10:06 AM
Someone should start a thread for favorite lines from songs. (not me, I'm supposed to be working)
Captkidd-You are the wind beneath my wings!

jayocheskey
05-10-2005, 10:53 AM
"What the heck are you even talking about?"

"That's a nice bike, did you ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

"You know I'm training to be a cage fighter....try to hit me, I have cat like reflexes"
"Napolean, you're just jealous 'cause I've been chatting with sweet babes, all day."

"Whatever I feel like! GOSH!"

"LaFawnda is the best thing that's ever happened to me."

tex
05-10-2005, 11:01 AM
top gun-
I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.

Raising Arizona-
I'll be takin' these huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got.

Mad Max-BT-Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, diein' time's here!

Remember where you are. This is Thunderdome. Death is listening, and will take the first man who screams.

JEREMY79
05-10-2005, 11:29 AM
Dude, wheres my car?

mbeach
05-10-2005, 12:05 PM
dire straits "money is for nothing and the chicks are free"

mbeach
05-10-2005, 12:07 PM
ok, i'm having waaaaay too much fun with this. :D

"i thought you said your dog does not bite. it is not my dog" peter sellers from the pink panther

sizzler
05-10-2005, 12:12 PM
special delivery,a berm(bomb)......a berm???

sizzler
05-10-2005, 12:14 PM
not now cato..this is not the right time.........


now is the time arrrggghhhh

sizzler
05-10-2005, 12:19 PM
You just listen to the ol' Pork
Chop Express an' take his advice on
a dark and stormy night when some
wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs
your neck an' taps the back of your
favorite head up against a barroom wall.
An' he looks you crooked in the eye
an' he asks if you've paid your dues.
You look rihgt back at that big
sucker an' remember what Jack Burton
always says at times like that. "Have
you paid your dues, Jack" "No, sir,
I've just charged 'em."

jack burton..big trouble in little china

River Rat
05-10-2005, 12:59 PM
From: a very large best friend
To: a very intoxicated & mouthy me
Boy your Battleship mouth is going to overload you rowboat ars!! :o

nufsaid

Granite_33
05-10-2005, 02:19 PM
...........Excuse me while I whip this out..........

Blazing Saddles. :worthy:

Ric
05-10-2005, 02:32 PM
hey whitey, 50bucks says you slice it!

gambling's illegal at bushwood sir, and I never slice...... fore! ----- whoah... hey you can owe me!

Ric
05-10-2005, 02:33 PM
jane, you ignorant sl_t

Ric
05-10-2005, 02:34 PM
how bout this one

"anybody up bipeedling in ten wears hisass for a hat! yeee haw!"

mbeach
05-10-2005, 02:50 PM
"all these apes around here makes me feel like jane goodall. madam, i knew jane goodall, jane goodall was a friend of mine, and believe me you are no jane goodall" --from george of the jungle.

mgurley
05-10-2005, 05:00 PM
"Bird dog 'em Frank"

Zach S
05-10-2005, 05:20 PM
I just came here to kick some A$$ and drink some beer. It looks like I am just about out of beer. - Dased and confused.

Ric
05-10-2005, 06:12 PM
"ya hear that hayseeds? We're using code-names!"

sizzler
05-11-2005, 10:25 AM
"you Expect Me To Talk Blofeld"

"no Mr Bond,i Expect You To Die"

sizzler
05-11-2005, 10:31 AM
"SHERRIF,HE'S AN ENGLISH SECRET AGENT"

"SEEECCRETT AYYGENT??? ON WHOOOOOZ SIDE"


live and let die

jake
05-12-2005, 02:54 PM
How about fight club when he blackmails his boss by kicking his own a$$ in his office for a years pay and free flight voutchers....

"I don't even have to come into the office.....I can do this job from home!"

tex
05-12-2005, 03:02 PM
How about fight club when he blackmails his boss by kicking his own a$$ in his office for a years pay and free flight voutchers....

"I don't even have to come into the office.....I can do this job from home!"

Never talk about Fight Club!

LakePirate
07-14-2007, 12:48 AM
Hey Jeremy what is in a pie?


Fruit.

Exactly

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-14-2007, 12:51 AM
Hey Jeremy what is in a pie?


Fruit.

Exactly
Hey now. dont bring that up!:rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
07-14-2007, 12:54 AM
Max, how far is it acroos this gorge? About 15 feet 99! Max, how far down do you think it is? About 1 mile 99! Max, If you run as fast as you can and jump as far as you can, how far can you jump? About 1 mile 99!:o

kingu
07-14-2007, 02:14 AM
I'm madder than Rosie O'Donnell's rape whistle...no...wait...that's how useless I am.

poorman with a prostar
07-14-2007, 03:05 AM
Oh we have both kinds, country and western. (Blues Brothers)

ProTour X9
07-14-2007, 09:16 AM
But Daddy? Who's gonna hold your hat?

"Your Dean Martin? I watch your show on and off, yeah everytime its on I turn it off" Paul Lynde

The other ones in my signature:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-14-2007, 11:29 AM
"At the time of which I speak I was stranded in the Lesser Antilles without a corkscrew, I had to survive on food and water for several days." - W.C. Fields

kingu
07-14-2007, 12:01 PM
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

Hoosier Bob
07-14-2007, 11:47 PM
It ain't pretty being easy!:o

Chief
07-15-2007, 12:03 AM
Did they catch that gorrilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye? -Waterboy

Chief
07-15-2007, 12:08 AM
You couldn't hear a dump truck running through a Nitro glycerin plant.

****!er's full

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up and my head was sewed to the carpet Eddie.

-National Lampoons Christmas Vaction

Tons more for that movie.

Hoosier Bob
07-15-2007, 12:13 AM
220, 221 what ever it takes!8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-15-2007, 10:37 AM
OK, Blazzing Saddles:

"Someone's gonna have to go back and get us a s**tload of dimes!!!"

"Oh, its Twoo, Its twoo, ITS TWOO!!"

"Mungo dunno, has to do with where choo-choo go."

bucky
07-15-2007, 12:41 PM
If he would have had another pistol, instead of just a big dic&, he'd probably be alive today. - Unforgiven

Probably got it wrong, but it's one of my favorite movies.


He hates these cans!
Now boy, this is shi#, and this is shinola.
I bet even more people see this than in the phone book!
- the Jerk