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RexDog1
06-19-2008, 08:44 PM
I was at the checkout of a Sears. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.
64.

I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake
in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant
and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing
and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.



They Walk Among Us!

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I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at
a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're
already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're
both free.' She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out
the door.

They Walk Among Us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
Of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at
the sky and said, 'Where?'

They Walk Among Us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he
didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked,
'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is
open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week' He responded, 'Is that
Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I
said, 'Uh, Pacific . '

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount.

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that
my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4
pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

Am I better than all the above people ..?......NO I posted this :D

RexDog1
06-19-2008, 08:55 PM
6 Truths of Life


1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.




2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.




3. The first truth is a lie.





4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.





5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.





6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


Sorry about this, I was An Idiot too, And Needed Company....:D

Knox's_Better_half
06-19-2008, 08:57 PM
Thanks Rex......we needed that laugh!!!!

Knox's_Better_half
06-19-2008, 08:59 PM
6 Truths of Life


1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.




2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.




3. The first truth is a lie.





4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.





5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.





6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


Sorry about this, I was An Idiot too, And Needed Company....:D

That was awesome......Knox tried to touch all his teeth I am still laughin!!!

Slinkyredfoot
06-19-2008, 09:04 PM
Hey Rex, you are right, I cannot touch all of my teeth with my tongue but my wife can...

Thanks for the humor, and do you know what happened to the "Capitalism Socialism? and "Only in Cali" threads?

Afterall don't you live in Cali don't you?.............:D

Naste Craft
06-19-2008, 09:08 PM
This past weekend at the lake. As we came back to our beach and tied off with the nose out, the lady next to us in a I/O told me not park my boat that way I will eff it up, she told me I needed to put my outdrive up. I looked at her and laughed. Not to forgetting I had to move my anchor because they set their anchor less then 1ft from mine.


They Walk Among Us!

RexDog1
06-19-2008, 09:08 PM
Hey Rex, you are right, I cannot touch all of my teeth with my tongue but my wife can...

Thanks for the humor, and do you know what happened to the "Capitalism Socialism? and "Only in Cali" threads?

Afterall don't you live in Cali don't you?.............:D

Yes I do, and I kill seals for a living :rolleyes:

vision
06-19-2008, 09:54 PM
RexDog1 - Great post and Good timing. The forum needs some humor today as it seems there are many on here that have forgotten how to laugh, especially at themselves.

Monte
06-19-2008, 09:56 PM
Yes I do, and I kill seals for a living :rolleyes:

No longer can I be your friend...:mad:












Unless you use a club:rolleyes::D

RexDog1
06-19-2008, 09:58 PM
No longer can I be your friend...:mad:

Unless you use a club:rolleyes::D

Yes I do, they never feel a thing ;)

Slinkyredfoot
06-19-2008, 10:08 PM
RexDog1 - Great post and Good timing. The forum needs some humor today as it seems there are many on here that have forgotten how to laugh, especially at themselves.

Amen...lets all laugh...humor and laughter sure alliveate at a lot of crap that is going on around the good old USA right now, gas prices, storm damage, mortgage scams, outrageous prices for boats... well I am appauled and I need an fing laugh or ten daily....

By ther way, there has been some good music coming out this summer in case anyone cares

Monte
06-20-2008, 09:06 AM
Yes I do, they never feel a thing ;)

No no no... They have to suffer.. Especially the cute little fluffy white ones..:rolleyes:

ShamrockIV
06-20-2008, 09:10 AM
No no no... They have to suffer.. Especially the cute little fluffy white ones..:rolleyes:

he is just killing them not marrying them!!!

that would be alot more painfull!!!:rolleyes:

Monte
06-20-2008, 09:11 AM
he is just killing them not marrying them!!!

that would be alot more painfull!!!:rolleyes:

Whatever it takes... Whatever it takes;):D