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barefoot
05-22-2008, 03:51 PM
....at my girl friend right now :mad:

Any advice?

trickskier
05-22-2008, 03:54 PM
No advice without the dirt..............What gives??? :confused:

TMCNo1
05-22-2008, 03:54 PM
Call UMP, he can guide you!

TX.X-30 fan
05-22-2008, 03:59 PM
They all get that way a few days each month, just head to the garage and drink beer there for a few days. ;)

uawaterskier
05-22-2008, 04:01 PM
i feel ya. I get frustrated with mine a lot lately too

wakeX2wake
05-22-2008, 04:03 PM
do what my buddy does... 5:30 on the water... 8:30 home grabbing a bite to eat... 8:45 headed to the gym... 10:30 home and in bed and asleep by 11:00... she goes to sleep by 9:30 (that part is critical)

TX.X-30 fan
05-22-2008, 04:08 PM
The way gas is getting I would stay single. More gas for the boat and beers out picking up inexpensive dates. 8p

jrhollow
05-22-2008, 04:13 PM
trade her in? I hear the 2008 model is pretty nice...

Maristar210
05-22-2008, 04:15 PM
Dump her - and.....

if Milk's wife is reading this she can kiss his a$$ :D

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:15 PM
They all get that way a few days each month, just head to the garage and drink beer there for a few days. ;)




That's my first thought....

....but then she'll become pi$$ed about!

Willski
05-22-2008, 04:17 PM
I'm getting away from this thread ....fast.

Sodar
05-22-2008, 04:19 PM
Best case senario is do not make any contact with her for 3-5 working days. She will be so butt hurt that you did not give her any attention that she will be begging to come back!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 04:20 PM
you want advice?

Tell her to quit her bichin and whinin and go make you a sandwich. and make it snappy. and grab a cold beer on the way.

Willski
05-22-2008, 04:22 PM
I'm back just to see what kind of excelent advice you are getting!!

Monte
05-22-2008, 04:23 PM
You want advice on women?? From this site?? Man you are in major trouble.




UMP does have a lot of answers though...





I just didn't say they were good..

bcampbe7
05-22-2008, 04:24 PM
I am sure the TMC Wives Club will be along shortly to steer you in the right direction. Brace yourself! :uglyhamme

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:26 PM
No advice without the dirt..............What gives??? :confused:



The first thing was this big event. "You're coming to this event, right?" "No...probably not." "Well, you have to because it's so important that the world would come to a screeching halt if you didn't. What does that say about who your are??? You're character??? You're values???" "OK, I'll come...give me time to get ready. When are we leaving?" "We're leaving right now!"


***??? If it was sooo important, don't you think you'd remember to tell me????

Monte
05-22-2008, 04:26 PM
Nevermind.....

stuartmcnair
05-22-2008, 04:27 PM
you want advice?

Tell her to quit her bichin and whinin and go make you a sandwich. and make it snappy. and grab a cold beer on the way.

UMP...you forgot to add smacking her on the behind as she goes by to help guide her in the direction f the kitchen...

Monte
05-22-2008, 04:28 PM
The first thing was this big event. "You're coming to this event, right?" "No...probably not." "Well, you have to because it's so important that the world would come to a screeching halt if you didn't. What does that say about who your are??? You're character??? You're values???" "OK, I'll come...give me time to get ready. When are we leaving?" "We're leaving right now!"


***??? If it was sooo important, don't you think you'd remember to tell me????

I'm sure she told you.. Probably while you were watching a really good show on TV...

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:28 PM
I think I'l pick up a bottle of scotch on the way home from work...

bcampbe7
05-22-2008, 04:29 PM
I can't believe no one asked the most important question in a time like this...

Is she hot?

Monte
05-22-2008, 04:33 PM
I can't believe no one asked the most important question in a time like this...

Is she hot?

Barefoot?!?!?!?!?!

Dude you are taking a little too long to answer this one...

mrprostar
05-22-2008, 04:38 PM
I like UMP's advice. I bet he is single, though.

gigem75
05-22-2008, 04:39 PM
If it flys, floats, or f__ks, it's cheaper to rent it.

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:40 PM
I'm sure she told you.. Probably while you were watching a really good show on TV...



She told me Saturday night. I told her to give me time to get ready in the morning.

Sodar
05-22-2008, 04:41 PM
If it flys, floats, or f__ks, it's cheaper to rent it.

I like it! :D8p:D

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:42 PM
Is she hot?





SMOKING HOT!


(you'd be jealous :D)

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:47 PM
If it flys, floats, or f__ks, it's cheaper to rent it.



That's funny! One of my buddies told me to take a trip to Vegas, talk to one of the hotel concierges, and get my problems taken care of. He said you're at least entitled to that...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 04:51 PM
Ryan, if you truly want good advice, you really need to take this discussion to the Darkside. it is the only way.

barefoot
05-22-2008, 04:52 PM
I know, I know...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 04:54 PM
YOu cant get proper advice on this here. it just wont work.

Take it to the DS.

we want to help you.

Maristar210
05-22-2008, 04:56 PM
No you don't....

UMP just wants you to post pictures of her for this evenings special UMP alone time.

Sodar
05-22-2008, 04:57 PM
Yeah, UMP is an arsehole and a perv.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 05:03 PM
Yeah, UMP is an arsehole and a perv.

Thanks Cam! :wavey:

barefoot
05-22-2008, 05:06 PM
hey you two...play nice!

Sodar
05-22-2008, 05:09 PM
Thanks Cam! :wavey:

No problem. Go back to where you came from... nothing to see here.

jrhollow
05-22-2008, 05:10 PM
Is she out of your league?

wakeX2wake
05-22-2008, 05:11 PM
ok the cheaper to rent comment is hilarious!!!...

you're in an end game... here's the honest deal (not that i'm dr phil) she's pissed and you are too... stay away from her for a couple days then have some reall awesome make-up ___... and keep in mind this is more than likely not the last time it will happen

o yea girls are stoopid

06' X-2 R8R H8R
05-22-2008, 05:14 PM
Just remember this part of advice...."a Woman feels more like a woman when she CANT controll her man''

barefoot
05-22-2008, 05:15 PM
Is she out of your league?
................


No

wakeX2wake
05-22-2008, 05:15 PM
Just remember this part of advice...."a Woman feels more like a woman when she CANT controll her man''

where the H#LL did you come up with that one?... is that really true... b/c i really thought it was the other way

barefoot
05-22-2008, 05:17 PM
wakeX2wake, I think you're right...

06' X-2 R8R H8R
05-22-2008, 05:17 PM
Yes it is TRUE......give it some thought

barefoot
05-22-2008, 05:18 PM
p.s., I just want to skip to the make-up part

shepherd
05-22-2008, 05:18 PM
....at my girl friend right now :mad:

Any advice?

Cold shower works sometimes..

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm tellin you.
1. Shut up
2. Sandwich.
3. Beer.

If she cant comply with these 3 simple rules, find one that will. Right Steve?

justinglow
05-22-2008, 05:19 PM
YOu cant get proper advice on this here. it just wont work.

Take it to the DS.

we want to help you.

UMP,
How does one get access to this "Darkside?"

coz
05-22-2008, 05:22 PM
trade her in? I hear the 2008 model is pretty nice...

Lets see some pics :rolleyes: I'm ready for a trade :rolleyes: my 89 model is getting old :D

barefoot
05-22-2008, 05:27 PM
all right you knuckle heads, I'm leaving...happy hour overlooking the water!

Ric
05-22-2008, 05:38 PM
Yeah, UMP is an arsehole and a perv.
don't mess around and get your post deleted cam :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 05:45 PM
UMP,
How does one get access to this "Darkside?"

You dont. It finds you.

Gonzo
05-22-2008, 05:47 PM
My girlfriend frustrates me too, she keeps wanting to meet my wife.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 05:49 PM
My girlfriend frustraits me too, she keeps wanting to meet my wife.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Cool .

TMCNo1
05-22-2008, 06:01 PM
you want advice?

Tell her to quit her bichin and whinin and go make you a sandwich. and make it snappy. and grab a cold beer on the way.



That's my boy, DrPhilUMP!:rolleyes::D:cool:

wakeX2wake
05-22-2008, 06:04 PM
You dont. It finds you.

LOL..........

stuartmcnair
05-22-2008, 06:13 PM
If it flys, floats, or f__ks, it's cheaper to rent it.

Whoop!!!

(he understands)

D3skier
05-22-2008, 06:15 PM
My girlfriend frustraits me too, she keeps wanting to meet my wife.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

does she have a sister because I really need a girlfriend that like to go to the lake...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-22-2008, 07:59 PM
LOL..........

Did I make a joke?

TMCNo1
05-22-2008, 08:31 PM
My girlfriend frustraits me too, she keeps wanting to meet my wife.

Let the wife meet the girlfriend, then,
I'm tellin you.
1. Tell them both to Shut up and get naked!
2. Make a Sandwich with you in the middle!
3. Get me a Beer after it's over, before I go to sleep!............:eek::uglyhamme

Willski
05-22-2008, 08:56 PM
My girlfriend frustraits me too, she keeps wanting to meet my wife.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

There's your third!!:cool:

brucemac
05-22-2008, 09:15 PM
i'm betting she's not hot. who's with me?

Gonzo
05-22-2008, 10:19 PM
;)Who, My wife or my Girlfriend?;)

P-hat_in_Cincy
05-22-2008, 10:39 PM
You guys kill me...:D

Mrs. Gonzo
05-22-2008, 10:59 PM
My girlfriend frustrates me too, she keeps wanting to meet my wife.


Ok, you jack A$$ I had to register for that...I know where you hang your hat and where I will hang the rest of u...

stuartmcnair
05-22-2008, 11:03 PM
ruh-roh....that's getting busted right there...

Monte
05-22-2008, 11:04 PM
No way!!! Good stuff.. run for your life brutha!

TMCNo1
05-22-2008, 11:04 PM
Ok, you jack A$$ I had to register for that...I know where you hang your hat and where I will hang the rest of u...

:uglyhammeWelcome to the club and never give up! Finally some authority on here! Are you the voice on the Garmin Street Pilot GPS?

BriEOD
05-22-2008, 11:10 PM
don't mess around and get your post deleted cam :rolleyes:

Oh, here we go. Hurry up and sell that boat and go spend some time on the Better Homes and Garden board!! 8p

suedv
05-22-2008, 11:16 PM
Ok, you jack A$$ I had to register for that...I know where you hang your hat and where I will hang the rest of u...

Hi Mrs. Gonzo. :wavey: Now I have some more help. 8p ;) Gotta keep these guys in line. :D

brucemac
05-22-2008, 11:33 PM
Ok, you jack A$$ I had to register for that...I know where you hang your hat and where I will hang the rest of u...


ask him to show you the part about the samich and beerski !!! :D

lol!!!

D3skier
05-23-2008, 12:03 AM
Ok, you jack A$$ I had to register for that...I know where you hang your hat and where I will hang the rest of u...

OMG!!!! SO BUSTED!!!! :cool:8p

puck_11
05-23-2008, 02:30 AM
SMOKING HOT!


(you'd be jealous :D)

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

sizzler
05-23-2008, 03:14 AM
my decree absolute came through yesterday.........start of the rest of my life.....all i kept was the boat......:D

barefoot
05-25-2008, 03:52 PM
Ok, you jack A$$ I had to register for that...I know where you hang your hat and where I will hang the rest of u...



WOW! Quite the turn of events! Gonzo....I'm not even in that much trouble!

TMCNo1
05-25-2008, 04:49 PM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Always marry a ugly girl, that's the only kind.
Cause if she ever leaves you, you won't really mind!

I once married a ugly girl she drank from a special cup.
She had a great big upper lip, but her bottom lip covered it up!

I once made love to a ugly girl, she wouldn't let me quit.
She knew if I ever made her stop, it'd be the last she'd ever get!:eek::rolleyes::D

Gonzo
05-26-2008, 12:13 AM
k guys, I am still alive, but OUCH that one hurt.