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Prostar in Michigain
04-14-2008, 09:11 PM
Hey guys

I reallllllllly need your help. I got voted by the girls in my class of 2010 to partcipate in a event called Mr. Bhs. In other words Mr. Batavia High School. I compete against three other guys from each class. There are three events. One is questions next is talent then comes swimsuit. I have no idea what im going to do for any event. My questions are if i had a million dollars what would i do with it and what is my best pick up line. So if you can help me please do i got three weeks to make it up and it is preformed in front of the whole school.


TIA

Mark

ProTour X9
04-14-2008, 09:17 PM
Put it in the bank.

I heard this on an old 40s movie: Poor Gildersleeve; "Hey there lassy, when I saw your classy chassis I knew I had to get sassy"8p :D

Mark, are you a prep??? (Brand name clothes)

Prostar in Michigain
04-14-2008, 09:26 PM
Ehh not really shop at old navy. I got mastercraft shirts for every day of the week. Why?

Slinkyredfoot
04-14-2008, 09:27 PM
This should be fun and am looking forward to the final results in three weeks....
First, do you have any idea to the questions they may ask of you?

Second, what type of talent do abscribe to?

Third, regarding the swimsuit, just make sure you place the potato in the front....

Good luck and if I may help you in any positive way let me know...my daughter was a 500 princess, she would have been the queen but I was here dad................................

Lennyp04
04-14-2008, 09:28 PM
[QUOTE=Prostar in Michigain]Ehh not really shop at old navy. I got mastercraft shirts for every day of the week. Why?[/QUOTE

HAHA I got MC shirts for everyday of the week too...but not enough to switch them for 2 weeks....haha

Prostar in Michigain
04-14-2008, 09:30 PM
My questions are if i had a million dollars what would i do with it and what is my best pick up line. All help is appreciated. For swim suit i wanted to do somthing like the great outdoors skiing scene

Prostar in Michigain
04-14-2008, 09:31 PM
Ya lenny i feel you man. You got any ideas lenny?

Lennyp04
04-14-2008, 09:34 PM
For swimsuit you make it big dude.....

MasterCraft Board Shorts, Carry a wakeboard witha MasterCraft Sticker on....I just put a MC sticker on my board!

For the question....judges love when you say something nice....like charity or help the homeless....if thats the kinda person you are!

Prostar in Michigain
04-14-2008, 09:38 PM
I was thinking for talent somthing with hockey because i play hockey. On the other hand each act has to be kinda funny so i dont know what to do

TMCNo1
04-14-2008, 09:43 PM
Question answers, #1, Become Governor and spend it on hookers,
...........................#2 How much for a trip around the world?

Talent, Say your ABC's!

Swimsuit, I bet it has something to do with a yellow Speedo!

Prostar in Michigain
04-14-2008, 09:47 PM
Tmc you make me laugh

TMCNo1
04-14-2008, 10:06 PM
Tmc you make me laugh


I love it! I just had to say that, it wouldn't have been fitting if I didn't!
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http://www.gottadeal.com/forums/images/smilies/new/gdbacktopic.gifSorry for the distraction!

peason
04-14-2008, 10:13 PM
Did it hurt?
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Your answer: When an angel as beautiful as you fell from heaven?

I am sure there are a lot more cheesy pick up lines out there!

MarkL
04-14-2008, 10:30 PM
Tell some jokes. There's a thread with some good ones on this site. Just pick material that is appropriate. If you're not sure, ask me...I can help. Be careful with the pickup line, too.

sk8salomon
04-14-2008, 10:59 PM
#1- give the money to Oprah, she seems to know what to do with all the money in the world.

#2- didn't we go to different schools together?

stuartmcnair
04-14-2008, 10:59 PM
This is easy...

If you had a million dollars you wouldn't need to use pickup lines...

Then for the pickup line - "hey baby, I have a million dollars..."

or "do you like my Porsche?"

T Scott
04-14-2008, 11:13 PM
I think you should memorize this memorable speech and recite it infront of the entire school. Everyone would remember you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&NR=1

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-15-2008, 09:55 AM
Question answers, #1, Become Governor and spend it on hookers,
...........................#2 How much for a trip around the world?

Talent, Say your ABC's!

Swimsuit, I bet it has something to do with a yellow Speedo!


Hey prostar, listen to this advice, you cant lose with it. Trust me.

wakeX2wake
04-15-2008, 10:11 AM
if you had a million dollars you would buy a hummer and put it on 22s and drive around throwing $100 bills out the window and your pick up line would be "get in biach"...

as for the swimsuit... just google a "banana hammock"... as previously discussed this is the best way to go w/ male swimwear...

here's a link to pickup lines... but here are two of my favorites too...

http://www.pickuphelp.com/

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

coz
04-15-2008, 10:21 AM
Click here to get your swimsuit wardrobe http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=mastercraft+shorts&category0=

http://i17.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/d6/3f/06e1_1.JPG

Good luck :D

TMCNo1
04-15-2008, 10:30 AM
MasterCraft boxer shorts and your the winner, don't give your competitors a break of any kind,
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phecksel
04-15-2008, 12:03 PM
for the 1M, create an endowment fund with all earnings going to support {charity du jour}

coz
04-15-2008, 12:41 PM
MasterCraft boxer shorts and your the winner, don't give your competitors a break of any kind,
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Hey #1 why do I have this picture in my head of you sitting in front of you computer with only these on with a cold beer and a stogie? :confused:
:D

Gonzo
04-15-2008, 12:58 PM
This is easy...

If you had a million dollars you wouldn't need to use pickup lines...

Then for the pickup line - "hey baby, I have a million dollars..."


I think we have a winner for the questions. Swimsuit I think No1 has a Yellow speedo thong you can borrow.

TMCNo1
04-15-2008, 01:01 PM
Hey #1 why do I have this picture in my head of you sitting in front of you computer with only these on with a cold beer and a stogie? :confused:
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Naw, those are for special occasions! :rolleyes: :D

coz
04-15-2008, 01:06 PM
Naw, those are for special occasions! :rolleyes: :D

Ah yes! I see :rolleyes: only for when you and the little misses are stepping out on the town :D you must get alot of compliments.

wakeX2wake
04-15-2008, 01:30 PM
Go For Broke!!! And Rock It!!!
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cbryan70
04-15-2008, 01:49 PM
For a talent do they make have to know what it is. We did this in my highschool and there was some interesting stuff. I guy got a haircut on stage. One of the better ones, one of my buddies just stood up on stage and walked around. He had another guy on a mic being his "concious" and he just talked about stupid things he was "thinking" that one ended up being hilarious

TMCNo1
04-15-2008, 02:42 PM
One of the better ones, one of my buddies just stood up on stage and walked around. He had another guy on a mic being his "concious" and he just talked about stupid things he was "thinking" that one ended up being hilarious

Do a impersonation of Team Talk and pretend your UMP!:rolleyes: :D

shepherd
04-15-2008, 03:13 PM
My questions are if i had a million dollars what would i do with it

Answer: Seek help.


and what is my best pick up line.

Answer: Want to help me spend a million dollars?

Ric
04-15-2008, 05:00 PM
for the talent portion, sing that barney song about peanut butter.

wakeX2wake
04-15-2008, 05:04 PM
million dollar answer #2... buy a new xstar, a pimp lake house, a couple of stakes in the exchange a stripper program, 10 yr supply of beer, gas, and food and hope you don't live past that... that's what i'd do

ProTour X9
04-15-2008, 06:12 PM
Ehh not really shop at old navy. I got mastercraft shirts for every day of the week. Why?

MC shirts or watersports (HO, Connelly) shirts for me too, I dunno you just gave me that impression.:o :rolleyes:

Prostar in Michigain
04-15-2008, 07:12 PM
Nah preppy clothes are to expensive for my family. Thats also why we cant upgrade our boat!!!

But guys keep the help coming its helping and im getting a good laugh

Mark

TMCNo1
04-15-2008, 08:20 PM
Go For Broke!!! And Rock It!!!
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Go for it and sing "Oh, I wish I were a Oscar Mayer weiner" for talent, the 1-2 punch!