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RexDog1
03-12-2008, 07:26 PM
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner , then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

JohnE
03-12-2008, 07:29 PM
Why ask Why....Drink Bud Dry??

TMCNo1
03-12-2008, 08:10 PM
Why do women have permanents in their hair, when it's only temporary?

T Scott
03-12-2008, 08:45 PM
Why do they call them "buildings" when they've already been built.....they ought to call them "Builts"

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?

Why do you park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?

Why is it a pair of panties, but just one bra?

I could go on and on.....I watched a lot of the comedian "Gallagher" as a kid. He had a million of em......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-12-2008, 09:52 PM
Has Ric seen this thread yet?

suedv
03-12-2008, 10:04 PM
If swimming is so good for you why are whales so fat?

sk8salomon
03-12-2008, 10:16 PM
If swimming is so good for you why are whales so fat?

they're not fat, just big boned

east tx skier
03-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Why do you park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?

I could go on and on.....I watched a lot of the comedian "Gallagher" as a kid. He had a million of em......

Exactly what I thought of. I saw Gallagher in Houston in the 80s and that's the only thing I remember about it ... other than the big hammer.

atlfootr
03-12-2008, 11:12 PM
Why ask Why?EXACTLY :D

flipper
03-12-2008, 11:13 PM
I got the same email a while ago, and thought Gallagher

trickskier
03-13-2008, 08:01 AM
Great thread Rex.....................LMAO!!! :D