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Maristar210
02-29-2008, 01:10 PM
Prison occupancy is at an all time high, The economy is in the tank, gas is believed to be nearing $4.00 per gallon by summer, mortgage forclosures are escalating at a staggering level, our trade deficit is a joke and the quality of life is on the DECLINE in the US so where do we decide to focus our efforts?

We form a senate judicary committee and we investigate steroids in baseball.

Note to the senate: You have serious problems, none of which involve sports. (Insert cuss words)

D3skier
02-29-2008, 01:13 PM
I'd say we start at the top of the rankings and replace him.....

TX.X-30 fan
02-29-2008, 01:17 PM
I'd say we start at the top of the rankings and replace him.....




Quick let me check my pocket constitution............ already served 2 terms hmmmmmmmmmmmm why yes I believe he will be replaced. :confused:

ShamrockIV
02-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Yes but do we have a decent replacement???

D3skier
02-29-2008, 02:09 PM
yes Shamrock you are correct he will be replaced but it should have been done last term or even sooner.

mcdoon
02-29-2008, 02:14 PM
I'd say we start at the top of the rankings and replace him.....

I'm afraid your guy is the buffoon on this one. That'd be one Mr. Dingy Harry Reid. He'll be raisin' your taxes soon to cover his clown expenses.

Maristar210
02-29-2008, 02:30 PM
I'm afraid your guy is the buffoon on this one. That'd be one Mr. Dingy Harry Reid. He'll be raisin' your taxes soon to cover his clown expenses.

Edit:/
back on topic

Shamless plug :D

phecksel
03-03-2008, 11:37 AM
And look what happens when good people are elected!!!?????

Our local geniuses continue to amaze me with their ability to screw up. Funny thing tho, one of the local rags who decided to sway public opinion is now suffering the concequences, because their ad revenue is 1/2 what it was.

Workin' 4 Toys
03-03-2008, 04:26 PM
Anyone interested in lowering taxes....??? Anyone.......???

Or how about a little less spending...???

phecksel
03-03-2008, 08:30 PM
I recently received this email... which seems so appropriate for this thread

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
Mark Twain



Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain



I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill



A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw



A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy



Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)


Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University



Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian



Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)



Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)



I don't make jokes I just watch the government
and report the facts.
-Will Rogers



If you think health care is expensive now,
wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke




In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)



Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)





No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )


Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown



The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan



The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill



The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain



The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)



There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain



What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)




A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

Farmer Ted
03-03-2008, 09:29 PM
I'd say we start at the top of the rankings and replace him.....


I agree, except isn't the ranking Democrat a skirt?

Nancy and her crew sure have got a lot done since they've taken over haven't they.

swatguy
03-04-2008, 12:48 AM
Some of the best quotes ever...................Simply because they are true.

As to corrupt politicians. WE(Chicago) are now the highest taxed city in America after the new tax proposal was passed last week, and another 105k position was given to another family member of the County Board President. Wait I vote a raise for us as well. AND THEY THINK WE HAVE A CHANCE AT THE OLYMPICS HAHAHAHAHA!8p

That will happen when Daley (our Mayor and most corrupt politician in the state quite possibly in the country) and all the corrupt Aldermen/Revrends don't get re-elected, or suddenly disappear........ though the State's Attorney's and U.S. Attorney's offices are getting closer;) :D

All I can say is thank the lucky stars for a summer home address out of the city to register trucks and boats. Saves me a @##%load of money

boatless
03-04-2008, 10:55 AM
Yeah, I say lets replace him with Obama Bin Ladin. He sounds like a good candidate. :rolleyes:

I'd say we start at the top of the rankings and replace him.....

mccobmd
03-04-2008, 11:04 AM
Sen. Coburn from OK is at least on the right track. He votes what he thinks is best for the country no matter who he ticks off.

RexDog1
03-04-2008, 11:05 AM
I thought this was funny…….. and sad………………….:(
Hay at 160K a year + Benefits sounds good to me ………….??:mad:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26b0d09397 (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26b0d09397)