PDA

View Full Version : Gals from Texas


T Scott
02-27-2008, 08:06 PM
Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother: Where are ya'll going?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother: I'm don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place.
I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter: But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.

Daughter: But Tiny is going with us...

Mother: Well, in that case, it should be okay. Ya'll have fun!

Scroll Down......

ShamrockIV
02-27-2008, 08:09 PM
dang that is a big girl!!! well t scott all i can tell u is u need to take one for the team bro!! mine is cute but urs may not be!! lol

T Scott
02-27-2008, 08:13 PM
dang that is a big girl!!! well t scott all i can tell u is u need to take one for the team bro!! mine is cute but urs may not be!! lol


I'd take the one on the right.....you get lefty.

Ric
02-27-2008, 08:16 PM
I tell u whut, that philly in the white hat is a-ok by me!

JoshBuzz
02-27-2008, 08:22 PM
That's a hell of a lot of ballast.

As long as she doesn't drink beer or wear a two piece!!

:D

ShamrockIV
02-27-2008, 08:29 PM
hell boys u know all of us like a challenge!!! i would have to have my mountain climbing stuff. the scary part would be what if u did not do it right??? she might get mad!!

Mag_Red
02-27-2008, 09:18 PM
All I can say is...............................SURFS UP!!!!!!!:D

88 PS190
02-27-2008, 09:19 PM
hell boys u know all of us like a challenge!!! i would have to have my mountain climbing stuff. the scary part would be what if u did not do it right??? she might get mad!!

you ever prod a bull?

would you like to?

sand2snow22
02-27-2008, 09:21 PM
Ever try the friend approach? Start out talking with the one on the left and end up with the one on the right? Works!! :D

88 PS190
02-27-2008, 09:22 PM
Ever try the friend approach? Start out talking with the one on the left and end up with the one on the right? Works!! :D

They know the trick too, but they pass right to left... all groups of girls have someone to pass you off on... no matter what.

sand2snow22
02-27-2008, 09:29 PM
They know the trick too, but they pass right to left... all groups of girls have someone to pass you off on... no matter what.

Yep, and everywhere in between!

east tx skier
02-27-2008, 09:35 PM
Ha! We all wear hats! 8p

88 PS190
02-27-2008, 09:38 PM
you guys have heard of "Hug and Chalk" right?

TMCNo1
02-27-2008, 09:39 PM
Ha! We all wear hats! 8p


I bet the one on the left doesn't even take her hat off for an 8 second ride!:rolleyes: :D

88 PS190
02-27-2008, 09:42 PM
I bet the one on the left doesn't even take her hat off for an 8 second ride!:rolleyes: :D

That's assuming a bull could go 8 seconds with her in the ring.

ShamrockIV
02-27-2008, 10:00 PM
I bet the one on the left doesn't even take her hat off for an 8 second ride!:rolleyes: :D

8 seconds aren't u optimistic!!!!!

TMCNo1
02-27-2008, 10:00 PM
That's assuming a bull could go 8 seconds with her in the ring.

I was talking about any of the cowboys at the cowboy bar that tried to ride her. They don't need a mechanical bull with her around!

Monte
02-27-2008, 10:05 PM
Um I'll take the one on the right.. Surely, I can run faster than the bodyguard...

Hrkdrivr
02-27-2008, 10:08 PM
you guys have heard of "Hug and Chalk" right?

Nope...do tell! :confused:

88 PS190
02-27-2008, 10:48 PM
Nope...do tell! :confused:

LOL well before my grandpa passed it was one of the bits of wisdom he passed on to me.

Including the phrase "woman you're about as good as a hot fart on a tin roof"

The concept is a woman so big you have to hug and chalk, so you hug part of her, make a mark with your chalk, and continue around her on your merry way until you can "finish up the rest of her"

The chalk is so you don't miss any.

ShamrockIV
02-27-2008, 10:59 PM
is hug and chalk like rolling in flour?????

sand2snow22
02-27-2008, 11:36 PM
You know about the "cowboy" right?

mbeach
02-27-2008, 11:36 PM
can you picture lefty in a string bikini on the swimsuit thread?? that would be grounds for banning!!

TMCNo1
02-28-2008, 12:11 AM
Reminds me of the country song, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", well it may apply here!

03 35th Anniversary
02-28-2008, 12:27 AM
Reminds me of the country song, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", well it may apply here!Better be one tough cowboy!!!!

Chief
02-28-2008, 07:58 AM
I think you all need some sensitivity training.

atlfootr
02-28-2008, 08:10 AM
I tell u whut, that philly in the white hat is a-ok by me! Good choice of phillies there, Ric.
Ya really know how to pick 'em :D

ShamrockIV
02-28-2008, 09:03 AM
I think you all need some sensitivity training.


no prob jcrosby. we will go for that training after sasquatch on the left gives u some training!!!! u better eat ur wheaties!!!!!

Chief
02-28-2008, 09:34 AM
no prob jcrosby. we will go for that training after sasquatch on the left gives u some training!!!! u better eat ur wheaties!!!!!

That's funny no matter who you are. Hey, I've been known to jump on a gernade for someone.

ShamrockIV
02-28-2008, 09:53 AM
come on j!! take on for them team!!!! that might qualify as taking about 5 for the team though!!!

Prostar Rich
02-28-2008, 10:39 AM
She wasn't one of the characters in the movie Deuce Bigalow was she?

Prostar Rich

x-10ron
02-28-2008, 10:41 AM
well you know thet say everythings bigger in texas!!!
she needs to be in the WWF!!! I bet she'd give Big Show a run for the title!!!!