View Full Version : I rearended someone this morning.

01-18-2008, 03:16 PM
I was on my way to work this morning and I rear-ended a car.
So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. . .

Ok, I know this isnt nice, but I couldnt help myself!!
(You know how sometimes you just get so stressed out and some of the REAL life-stuff just seems funny?)

Well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . .

01-18-2008, 03:18 PM
:uglyhamme Is this a joke?

01-18-2008, 03:18 PM
was he sleepy:D

01-18-2008, 03:19 PM
maybe because of this he's grumpy8p

TX.X-30 fan
01-18-2008, 03:30 PM
Good one!!!!!

01-18-2008, 03:35 PM
How many phone books was he sitting on?

01-18-2008, 03:36 PM
:uglyhamme Is this a joke?'

Yeah... my buddy emailed it to me and I had to post it!

01-18-2008, 03:42 PM
Sounds like Dopey to me!!!!!!!

01-18-2008, 03:42 PM
That's good...

Not to jack the "rear-ending" part of this thread. But,

... a buddy of mine rear ended this car in college, I was riding in the passenger seat and he came to a stop sign and pushed in the clutch and stopped. then let go of the brake and started rolling not paying attention he tapped the car in front of him... so he gets out and the poor girl in the car he hit gets out and he says to her... "You backin' up or what?"

Ok, you probably had to be there, but it was funny at the time.

01-18-2008, 03:49 PM
"rearended" man i am not sure that is the way i want to start my day but for your sake i hope hw was cute!!! lol

01-18-2008, 05:22 PM
LOL! Not so PC but still...

01-18-2008, 05:31 PM
Ive heard that one before.

01-18-2008, 05:52 PM
He probably called "DOC"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-18-2008, 06:07 PM
Bandit Car.

01-18-2008, 10:37 PM
LOL...................Good one Cameron!!!

01-18-2008, 10:39 PM
Is this a fetish thread?