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shepherd
11-02-2007, 11:25 PM
Funniest movies of all time?

Some that come to mind:

Raising Arizona - I still laugh out loud when I see it. Probably my favorite ever. Nicholas Cage is classic in that! :D

O Brother Where Art Thou? - "those sirenes loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!" 8p

Undercover Brother - "Solid!"

10 - Even without Bo Derek, that is a funny f-ing movie!

cbryan70
11-02-2007, 11:51 PM
Shep you bored tonight? ill go with full metal jacket i love the first 30 min of that movie. So many classic lines

shepherd
11-03-2007, 12:10 AM
Yeah, I'm bored.

jaysus
11-03-2007, 12:46 AM
Better off Dead - Classic!

brat
11-03-2007, 01:10 AM
Smokey And The Bandit !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hold Up On That Car Wash:D

T Scott
11-03-2007, 03:57 AM
One of the funniest to me was "Something about Mary"

JohnE
11-03-2007, 07:15 AM
Old School!

WTRSK1R
11-03-2007, 08:24 AM
Better off Dead - Classic!

Two Dollars ! I want my two dollars !:D

shepherd
11-03-2007, 09:14 AM
Better off Dead - Classic!

Haven't seen it. It's in my Netflix queue now (that and Cannonball Run!). Thanks for the suggestion.

shepherd
11-03-2007, 09:15 AM
Old School!

Good one, but I gotta go with Talladega Nights over that one. Instant classic! (hey, I live in the South!)

andrewtimko
11-03-2007, 09:23 AM
Old School!

Old School definately takes it. Couldn't tell you how many times I have seen that movie (+100), and still laugh out loud.

"Sir, we have a serious situation."

"I thought I said never at work."

"We can only get the KY in 12oz packages Industrial sized containers will take two weeks."

sdesmond
11-03-2007, 09:28 AM
Old School definately takes it. Couldn't tell you how many times I have seen that movie (+100), and still laugh out loud.

"Sir, we have a serious situation."

"I though I said never at work."

"We can only get the KY in 12oz packages Industrial sized containers will take two weeks."

I gotta go with Old School as well. Everytime I see that movie it still makes me laugh.

tex
11-03-2007, 10:56 AM
Caddyshack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JohnE
11-03-2007, 11:33 AM
I gotta go with Old School as well. Everytime I see that movie it still makes me laugh.

We watch it a couple times a year, and laugh as hard now as the first time seeing it.

sdesmond
11-03-2007, 12:10 PM
I think there was a time when andrewtimko and I watched that movie everyday all day. It was at our summer place and we would just have it on repeat. We would come in from the lake and watch. It never got old. Still doesnt.

lanier92prostar
11-03-2007, 12:20 PM
Old School and Something About Mary. I lol everytime I see the scene about Pork and Beans.

jaysus
11-03-2007, 12:27 PM
Frank and Beans,
Frank and Beans,

Have you seen my ba bawh

sdesmond
11-03-2007, 12:30 PM
I for some odd reason or another love the American Pies 1 and 2 as well. Maybe its because I just turned 24 and they came out right when I was the same age as them in the movie. Reminds me of high school and the weekends at the lake so much.

87MCProstar
11-03-2007, 12:41 PM
spaceballs...by far the funniest movie ever

JohnnyB
11-03-2007, 12:54 PM
Road Trip

Ski School and Ski School II

FrankSchwab
11-03-2007, 12:56 PM
Oh, you young'uns.

Gotta be "Airplane".

You had to live through the disaster movie period of the '70s to get the full impact of it, however.

/frank

sdesmond
11-03-2007, 01:01 PM
Oh, you young'uns.

Gotta be "Airplane".

You had to live through the disaster movie period of the '70s to get the full impact of it, however.

/frank

I totally forgot about that movie. My dad has both of the Airplanes and I remember bits and pieces of it. I have to watch that now.

Chitownskier83
11-03-2007, 02:52 PM
We cannot forget Wedding Crashers! That movie is hilarious. There are so many lines from that movie. Here a few that are my favorite.

Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Jeremy Grey: John? I need to see you right away. It's important.
John Beckwith: [Walking into Jeremy's office] What's going on?
Jeremy Grey: [sighs] We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!
John Beckwith: You sandbaggin' son of a *****!

When they are in the Church at the wedding:
Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this bull****? Rule #32: never commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree, that was your mistake, you just made me look like an idiot.
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

John Beckwith: You better lock it up.
Jeremy Grey: No, you lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: You lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: Lock it up!


The best for last:
John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a *****! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

JohnE
11-03-2007, 03:41 PM
My signature was put in while watching Old School for the umpteenth time this summer, btw. It is from one of the earlier scenes in the movie....I was going to change it every few days to another line in the movie, but sobered up and lost the ambition.;)

3event
11-03-2007, 03:48 PM
The Naked Gun!

Leslie Neilsen and OJ Simpson. Love the scene where Leslie is faking the National Anthem...

milkmania
11-03-2007, 03:49 PM
almost anything with Chevy Chase or John Candy

tex
11-03-2007, 03:59 PM
Goodfellas!

JohnnyB
11-03-2007, 05:55 PM
Any of the Porkies movies....especially Porkies 2 with Graveyard Gloria

jaysus
11-03-2007, 07:15 PM
2nd the John Candy.

UNCLE BUCK!

sdesmond
11-03-2007, 07:29 PM
My signature was put in while watching Old School for the umpteenth time this summer, btw. It is from one of the earlier scenes in the movie....I was going to change it every few days to another line in the movie, but sobered up and lost the ambition.;)

Its from the very begining when he catches the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people come out of the bathroom like a god da*n magic show ready to double team his girlfriend. I had to do that off the top of my head. Sorry if a few words are off.

JohnnyB
11-03-2007, 07:45 PM
Others like Major League and Running Scared come to mind...

ShamrockIV
11-03-2007, 08:09 PM
Come on Youngsters!!!! Blazing saddles has to take the cake!!! Movie would never be made in today's P.C. world!!!!

JohnnyB
11-03-2007, 08:24 PM
Come on Youngsters!!!! Blazing saddles has to take the cake!!! Movie would never be made in today's P.C. world!!!!

Excuse me while I whip this out....

Hoosier Bob
11-03-2007, 09:07 PM
Something about Mary!

King Pin!

Amazon Women on the Moon!

Blazing saddles!

Any Scary Movie 1-4!

Animal House!

Pink Panther Series!

Austin Powers series!

Van Wilder! Bulldogs kill me!

Recent:

Knocked Up!

Wedding Crashers!

To name a few!

Laurel_Lake_Skier
11-03-2007, 09:27 PM
Blazing saddles has to take the cake!!! Movie would never be made in today's P.C. world!!!!
And another Mel Brooks great...Young Frankenstein:D

Hoosier Bob
11-03-2007, 09:33 PM
Put The Candle Back!

hester
11-03-2007, 11:07 PM
The Jerk with Steve Martin

mitch
11-03-2007, 11:28 PM
Not a movie, but we saw Paula Poundstone tonite and she was a frieking riot!

JohnE
11-04-2007, 06:27 AM
Not a movie, but we saw Paula Poundstone tonite and she was a frieking riot!

I haven't heard her name in years. She is funny.

Labatt911
11-04-2007, 07:05 AM
I'd have to go with TOMMY BOY

ggroller
11-04-2007, 07:14 AM
Old School

The best part is the grocery store scene after they start rolling the credits.

VirtualWi
11-04-2007, 10:03 AM
Another vote for Blazing Saddles

Mikey
11-04-2007, 11:38 AM
Im gonna have to go with:

Dumb and Dumber

Super Troopers

Out Cold

tones03
11-04-2007, 11:41 AM
Knocked up

Super Bad

Old School

mcrider
11-04-2007, 05:12 PM
Wedding Crashers and Old School

JohnE
11-04-2007, 05:56 PM
Wedding Crashers was great too. A close 2nd for me. Seeing a lot of Old School votes here.:)

east tx skier
11-04-2007, 06:19 PM
Fast Times, Caddyshack, Fletch, Big Lebowski to name a few.

Footin
11-04-2007, 06:37 PM
Captain Ron.

atlfootr
11-04-2007, 07:52 PM
Fast Times, Caddyshack, Fletch, Big Lebowski to name a few.Saw the BIG Lebowski a few weeks ago, backed it up twice on the scene in the alley way when he was driving ...
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY :D


The Dude's Version

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3440275073559966079&q=Big+Lebowski&total=765&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5

tex
11-04-2007, 08:04 PM
Fast Times, Caddyshack, Fletch, Big Lebowski to name a few.
3 of my all time favorites. I like fletch...it's just not bust my gut the whole time funny! Still...very funny!

Ric
11-05-2007, 08:20 AM
old school has not yet been topped . I know funny

jbfootin
11-05-2007, 09:32 AM
Ace Ventura...When he is trying to get out of the mechanical Rhino.LMAO

Spinal Tap...Old school comedy

The 40 yr old virgin...."me so horney....ME SO STUPID!!"

Fletch

Christmas Vacation....Any Vacation movie is classic but this one is the best IMO

mcdoon
11-05-2007, 09:40 AM
Talk about classics, if you haven't seen The Princess Bride you have to check it out. A little offbeat and the kind of movie you have to watch several times to catch all the humor. Great cast!

lanier92prostar
11-05-2007, 09:48 AM
Christmas Vacation is a staple in our house during this time of year. Also, A Christmas Story.

RexDog1
11-05-2007, 10:06 AM
Spinal Tap
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Jerk
Animal House
Office Space
Blazing Saddles
Thelma and Louise

jwchapman
11-05-2007, 10:11 AM
All-time Classics - back when the whole cast was funny, not just the star (or the whole cast were stars):
Animal House
Caddy Shack
Blues Brothers

jbfootin
11-05-2007, 10:42 AM
Liar liar...When he goes around the board room insulting all of his co-workers and bosses....funny stuff:D

Ric
11-05-2007, 10:43 AM
Thelma and Louise haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ric
11-05-2007, 10:43 AM
spaceballs .

ShamrockIV
11-05-2007, 10:50 AM
Amazon Women on the Moon is funny!!!!!!

news flash!
"the popcorn u are eating has been pi$$ed in.""

Still no Blazing Saddles though
Bart "are we awake?"
The kid "are we black?"
bart "yes"
the kid " well we are awake but really confused"

RexDog1
11-05-2007, 10:58 AM
Oh man, I forgot……… Airplane :D

Muttley
11-05-2007, 11:05 AM
Blues Brothers

Joe's Apartment

Life Of Brian

The Jerk

And a recent one: RV with Robin Williams. I laughed 'til I stopped. I think it's because I used to own one.

RexDog1
11-05-2007, 12:42 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Hay when Susan Sarandon drives off the cliff into the canyon…….. I just LMAO, .........................................too bad it was just a movie :rolleyes:

Jet
11-05-2007, 12:52 PM
The Party with Peter Sellers, old movie in the 60`s, but very funny stuff.

Arthur with Dudley Moore

Planes, Trains and automobiles

Pink Panther

Diner de cons (french movie, incredibly funny)

That's it for now.

bhamripper
11-05-2007, 01:27 PM
My favorites:
Old School, Caddy Shack, Super Troopers, Dumb and Dumber and Wet Hot American Summer

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-05-2007, 06:55 PM
funniest?

wow. lots of movies come to mind. I dont know if I can pick a fav for funny.

Blazing Saddles
Spaceballs
History of the world part 1
Blues Brothers
Smokey and the Bandit
Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
Cheech and Chong's things are tough all over
This is Spinal Tap
Caddyshack
My cousin vinny
the South Park movie

M-Funf
11-05-2007, 07:20 PM
I'm thinkin'...

Caddyshack.

Stripes

Young Frankenstein

Good Morning Vietnam

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Hoosier Bob
11-07-2007, 08:35 PM
Eleven! Love that part where his amps go to Eleven!:D ST!Ace Ventura...When he is trying to get out of the mechanical Rhino.LMAO

Spinal Tap...Old school comedy

The 40 yr old virgin...."me so horney....ME SO STUPID!!"

Fletch

Christmas Vacation....Any Vacation movie is classic but this one is the best IMO

CVandEVD
11-07-2007, 09:18 PM
Smokey And The Bandit !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hold Up On That Car Wash:D
Agreed! Or..from Smokey and the Bandit II - "GET OUTTA THERE YOU SOM BITC*, OR YOU GONNA HAVE A PENALTY FLAG HANGIN' OUTTA YOUR @$$"

stuartmcnair
11-08-2007, 02:34 PM
yeah...we're gonna need you to work on Saaaaatuuurday...

jbfootin
11-08-2007, 04:10 PM
Office Space

"I see you've been missing work lately"

"I wouldn't say I've been "missing it" really":)

Hoosier Bob
11-08-2007, 09:34 PM
I wouldn't say I have been missing it, BOB!:D Office Space

"I see you've been missing work lately"

"I wouldn't say I've been "missing it" really":)

Ty 73
12-11-2008, 02:14 PM
Blazing Saddles stands alone

Life of Brian and Holy Grail...way too many hours on a couch under a cloud watching Python

more recent...
Bottle Rocket
Big Lebowski
Super Troopers
Friday
40 yr old virgin
Rushmore
Beerfest
Old School
Royal Tenebaums

80's classics - Real Genius and Breakfast Club...and Weird Science and Princess Bride

gonna have to revisit the netflix queue later...

cmw
12-11-2008, 02:28 PM
Clerks! A little crude, but funny as ****!:cool:

Monte
12-11-2008, 02:45 PM
Friday.......

wakeX2wake
12-11-2008, 03:57 PM
joe dirt - "dannnng" "you think she's hot?... you ought to see my girlfriend... you'd s#!t yourself"

step brothers - " i won't call him dad... not even if there's a fire... and robert better not step up... i'll drop that mother _____"

old school - "ear muffs"

kat williams pimp chronicles part 1 - now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bi***es cause i don't know your names individually"

ProTour X9
12-11-2008, 04:04 PM
All but two are covered already,

Grumpy Old Men, and Grumpier Old Men

SaltwaterMC
12-11-2008, 04:23 PM
Dumb and Dumber... Hands down.

wakeX2wake
12-11-2008, 04:27 PM
Dumb and Dumber... Hands down.

"just when i thought you couldn't get any dumber... you do something like this... and TOTALLY redeem yourself"

ChicagoX55
12-11-2008, 04:33 PM
Van wilder and weddign crashers. . .Van Wilder takes the cake though

bobbyB
12-11-2008, 06:12 PM
Dumb and Dumber... Hands down.

"Pets HEADS are fallin off!"

bobbyB
12-11-2008, 06:13 PM
Dumb and Dumber... Hands down.

"That John Denver guy was full of $hit."

Prostar in Michigain
12-11-2008, 06:17 PM
Id have to go with animal house

"Im a zit get it?"

Also tommy boy

"Uhh i can hear you getting fatter"

Muttley
12-11-2008, 06:25 PM
"What About Bob?"

...is this some new kind of explosion therapy?"

"Gone!?! HE's NEVER Gone!" (opens door, there's Bob) "Ya SEE???"

:uglyhamme

coz
12-11-2008, 06:26 PM
Id have to go with animal house

"Im a zit get it?"

Also tommy boy

"Uhh i can hear you getting fatter"

I think that part in Tommy Boy where they're in the car I think after the fight when the Carpenters song comes on is funny as heck :D

You can change it! na that's alright you can change it! then they go to another scene and come back and both guys are crying singing that song at the top of thier lungs. I'm laughing my a$$ off just thinking about it :D What song was that?

Nevermind I just got a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpJYDg9XThc

Ron Grover
12-11-2008, 09:06 PM
Smoky and the Bandit
Animal House
Caddyshack
Blazing Saddles

Jim@BAWS
12-11-2008, 09:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPmBKi_rB8&feature=related

chudson
12-12-2008, 08:36 AM
Blazzing Saddles................
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes

Young Frankenstein............
"Uh, Abby someone"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/quotes

And pretty much "G" rated ones you can watch with the kids............

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World. ( A ton of old comedians in this)

Sandlot. ( Squints at the pool and retrieving The Babes ball are hilarious!!!)

coz
12-12-2008, 08:42 AM
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World. ( A ton of old comedians in this)


Classic :headbang:

A little trivia: What does that movie and all in & out hamburger locations have in common? There is a connection :D

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/InNOut.jpg

mrprostar
12-12-2008, 08:54 AM
Wedding Crashers is up there behind Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

"How were they? Built for speed or for comfort? Did you motor boat em? You motor boatin son of a b****!"

wakeX2wake
12-12-2008, 09:57 AM
the cowboy way...

many have forgotten this little jewel... keifer sutherland as sonny gilstrap and woddy harrelson as pepper lewis... hahaha a good one for those of you who liked blazing saddles and smokey and the bandit type comedies

pepper - how'd nacho end up in new york city?
sonny - he's been paying some guy for years to get is daughter out of Cuba
pepper - i wouldn't have let my daughter go to Cuba
sonny - she didn't go to Cuba pepper... she was born there
pepper - it's always something

sonny: We can't leave like this! They're going to think we didn't pay!
pepper: We didn't.
sonny: What? You liar, you said you still had some of the prize money left!
pepper: I never lied to you Sonny! I do have some money left.
sonny: How much?
pepper: Around 8 bucks. Pushing 9.

bobbyB
12-12-2008, 10:55 AM
Sandlot. ( Squints at the pool and retrieving The Babes ball are hilarious!!!)

Second. The Big Chief Chaw puke scene was right up there.