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M-Funf
10-30-2007, 12:40 PM
I heard this on the radio this morning and now my gut hurts from laughing so much...


First, the real story:

World News

Nuns fight: Convent closed

2007-9-30 22:29

Rome - A convent in southern Italy is being shut down after a quarrel among its last three remaining nuns ended in blows, reports said Sunday.

Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista, reportedly upset about their mother superior's authoritarian ways, scratched her in the face and threw her to the ground at Santa Clara convent near Bari in an incident in July that was kept quiet until now.

Archbishop Giovanni Battista Pichierri tried to reconcile the nuns but finally decided in late August that they had "clearly lost their religious vocation" and asked the Vatican for permission to close the convent.

Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista moved to another convent, but Sister Liliana barricaded herself inside, refusing to leave, the reports said, adding that she suspected Battista Pichierri of planning to cede the convent to another community.

Sister Liliana has been at the convent since it was founded in 1963.

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