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Slinkyredfoot
09-20-2007, 09:22 PM
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, post your questions or statements here.... I have 2 questions...

How is it possible to have a Civil War?

And what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Brent
09-20-2007, 09:25 PM
1) May we go to war please?

2) A whole loaf of bread?

roddydog
09-20-2007, 09:29 PM
Military Intelligence always mystifies me.

Slinkyredfoot
09-20-2007, 09:40 PM
Is there another word for synonym...:confused:

roddydog
09-20-2007, 09:48 PM
Don't know, but what's another word for 'thesaurus'???

BriEOD
09-20-2007, 09:59 PM
Military Intelligence always mystifies me.
Are you serious?

Doug G
09-20-2007, 10:07 PM
Why isn't Common sense common ?

3event
09-20-2007, 10:14 PM
more words that do not belong together: rap ..... music

how can it be cold as he11 in December and hot as he11 in July?

why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

123src
09-20-2007, 10:42 PM
is congress the opposite of progress:rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
09-20-2007, 10:53 PM
One the other hand? You have different fingers! SW:D

TMCNo1
09-21-2007, 07:26 AM
All these politicians running for President and they all are just sitting around or standing still!

Jerseydave
09-21-2007, 08:53 AM
"Jumbo shrimp"

"Organized government"

"Sailboat racing"

Slinkyredfoot
09-21-2007, 08:59 AM
I went into the bookstore the other day and asked the saleslady were the"Self Help" section was...she responded "If I told you it would defeat your purpose" ????

rcnjson
09-21-2007, 12:44 PM
Great thread! Here are some of mine

The oldest trick in the book
-I will gaurantee there is a trick that is older and better than the one you are referring to.

Silver lining
-What was the last thing you saw with silver lining that wasn't already solid silver?

First Aid
-As opposed to what second aid? Just provide some aid and worry about numbering it later.

New and Improved
-It's one or the other, but logically cannot be both. Besides, if you made it right to begin with, you wouldn't have to worry about improving it.

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Granite_33
09-21-2007, 01:22 PM
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

M-Funf
09-21-2007, 02:13 PM
Why do they call them Apartments when they're so close together?

Hoosier Bob
09-22-2007, 10:08 PM
This post reminds me of when someone says,"I don't want to throw any stones!" Which usually means DUCK!!!:D Great thread! Here are some of mine

The oldest trick in the book
-I will gaurantee there is a trick that is older and better than the one you are referring to.

Silver lining
-What was the last thing you saw with silver lining that wasn't already solid silver?

First Aid
-As opposed to what second aid? Just provide some aid and worry about numbering it later.

New and Improved
-It's one or the other, but logically cannot be both. Besides, if you made it right to begin with, you wouldn't have to worry about improving it.

k

Leroy
09-22-2007, 11:38 PM
Friendly Fire
fighting for peace
Mercy Killing
Educational TV
easy labor (childbirth)
easy payments
reasonable attorney fees
reasonable medical fees
The Grateful Dead
Tragic comedy
Wet drywall
Clogged drain