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Sodar
09-20-2007, 10:48 AM
We are he-man woman haters/
We feed girls to alligators/
Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/
But we've got a plan to make some dough



Just figured since the others got a "Wives Club", that we deserve a "Man's Club"!

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:D :D :D :D

Leah
09-20-2007, 10:59 AM
Hate is such a strong word......


Just remember......Well behaved women rarely make history!!!!!!!!:) :D

Knox's_Better_half
09-20-2007, 11:05 AM
Just figured since the others got a "Wives Club", that we deserve a "Man's Club"!

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:D :D :D
Do you really think that "feeding girls to alligators" will scare us?? I grew up with GATORS!! GATORS are my friends8p

jbfootin
09-20-2007, 11:08 AM
This could get interesting...:popcorn: :popcorn:

By the way, there are parts of them I love:D

Sodar
09-20-2007, 11:09 AM
It was just a joke. I just wanted to get a little bit of a reaction.... you can delete this thread now!!! ;) :) :D

X2M
09-20-2007, 11:17 AM
This is a new low for you men.... :(

Jorski
09-20-2007, 11:35 AM
So, two guys are sitting in a bar, tossing back a few cold ones.

The first guy says to the second guy, "yesterday I had lunch with this girl from the office who was tremendously well endowed. I meant to say to her that, tomorrow I have to travel to Pittsburgh. Well I guess that I was quite distracted and instead I said, Pomorrow I have to travel to Ti**sburgh. You can imagine my embarrassment."

The second guy says, you think that is something? Last night I was having dinner with my wife, and I guess that I was quite distracted, and I meant to say, please pass the butter. Instead, I said, you're ruining my life !

You can imagine my embarrassment!:confused:

Knox's_Better_half
09-20-2007, 11:43 AM
Ooooooppppppsssss!!!

Monte
09-20-2007, 11:44 AM
It was just a joke. I just wanted to get a little bit of a reaction.... you can delete this thread now!!! ;) :D

I am afraid of this thread:confused: Slowly backing out of the room looking over both shoulders:D

Leah
09-20-2007, 11:46 AM
Good Monte......Good Boy!........

Sodar
09-20-2007, 11:47 AM
Monte is p*ssy whipped! :D :D

Knox's_Better_half
09-20-2007, 11:49 AM
I am afraid of this thread:confused: Slowly backing out of the room looking over both shoulders:D
Are you scared???:smile:

Maristar210
09-20-2007, 11:52 AM
Monte is p*ssy whipped! :D :D


:popcorn: :popcorn:

Leah
09-20-2007, 11:55 AM
Not really....we've just been married long enough to know what it is that puts him in the dog house.....and I think he's too set in his ways to have to sleep on the couch!

jbfootin
09-20-2007, 11:56 AM
I'm with monte...anytime you get a pack of angry women together, it can get a little scary! It is best to leave the area and find a safe location, like a local pub with other men.:twocents:

Sodar
09-20-2007, 12:03 PM
I'm with monte...anytime you get a pack of angry women together, it can get a little scary! It is best to leave the area and find a safe location, like a local pub with other men.:twocents:

Not really....we've just been married long enough to know what it is that puts him in the dog house.....and I think he's too set in his ways to have to sleep on the couch!

Sound like I have a lot to learn...

Ric
09-20-2007, 12:13 PM
anybody know why divorce is so damn expensive for a guy?

MIMC
09-20-2007, 12:17 PM
Because it's worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ric
09-20-2007, 12:19 PM
:purplaugh: .

TMCNo1
09-20-2007, 12:21 PM
This thread scares me too!

RexDog1
09-20-2007, 12:32 PM
This thread scares me too!


Yep http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_210.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMNUS)

Leroy
09-20-2007, 12:42 PM
You are on your own Cameron! He man woman hater is different than have a man club. The Men of MasterCraft!


It was just a joke. I just wanted to get a little bit of a reaction.... you can delete this thread now!!! ;) :) :D

03 35th Anniversary
09-20-2007, 01:37 PM
Sound like I have a lot to learn...Sodar, I got your back..............










Until the day Ms. 03 35th starts getting on here and figures out my screen name. Then your on your own........

trickskier
09-20-2007, 01:37 PM
It was just a joke. I just wanted to get a little bit of a reaction....
Well Spanky, you've really opened up a can of worms with this one............8p

Let me see if I can help you out.................;)

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Ric
09-20-2007, 01:55 PM
Hate is such a strong word......


Just remember......Well behaved women rarely make history!!!!!!!!:) :D AND well behaved women rarely get tasered

Sodar
09-20-2007, 01:57 PM
Sodar, I got your back..............










Until the day Ms. 03 35th starts getting on here and figures out my screen name. Then your on your own........

I understand. At least it seems as though you, tricker and ric have my back... a little!

jbfootin
09-20-2007, 02:03 PM
Well Spanky, you've really opened up a can of worms with this one............8p

Let me see if I can help you out.................;)

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Bill Engval said that if they really wanted NASCAR to be challenging, they should have the drivers wives in the car with them

"YOUR FOLLOWING TOO CLOSE!" "SLOW DOWN" "WHAT'S YOUR RUSH" "YOUR DRIVING LIKE AN A-HOLE";)

trickskier
09-20-2007, 04:02 PM
Bill Engval said that if they really wanted NASCAR to be challenging, they should have the drivers wives in the car with them

"YOUR FOLLOWING TOO CLOSE!" "SLOW DOWN" "WHAT'S YOUR RUSH" "YOUR DRIVING LIKE AN A-HOLE";)
Now that's FUNNY!!! :purplaugh 27727

SkiDog
09-20-2007, 04:56 PM
Whoever started this thread musta known how pi$$ed my wife was at me about 2:00am this morning, when I came home drunk as a monkey!:D

TMCNo1
09-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Whoever started this thread musta known how pi$$ed my wife was at me about 2:00am this morning, when I came home drunk as a monkey!:D

Keep it up and we'll be reading you name in the obituraries and I don't like sending flowers, they wilt on the donkey!http://www.gottadeal.com/forums/images/smilies/new/gdmissu.gif

Hoosier Bob
09-20-2007, 09:57 PM
Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive a car?























Because she was a woman!:D