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erkoehler
09-12-2007, 04:16 PM
Well, as many already know UMP is traveling today on his way to Mag Mania III.

I just received word that the airline LOST his ski! Bob is on his way to pick him up at the airport now and said when talking to UMP on the phone he was near tears!


It could be possible that the ski will turn up with the hat! :)

pram
09-12-2007, 04:23 PM
Oh no I hope they find it. What would a super hero in a cape be without his trusty ski?

Monte
09-12-2007, 04:25 PM
No way!:mad: Let us all pray that they don't mail it to him via the USPS:(

jraben8
09-12-2007, 04:26 PM
And after all he went through last year trying to decide what to get...

tex
09-12-2007, 04:27 PM
I bet that darn Twiggy stole it!

JEREMY79
09-12-2007, 04:28 PM
:firejump: dont that just chap your a.............

Willski
09-12-2007, 04:34 PM
At least he'll probably get it back! My wife left hers on the swim platform and got back in the boat last year. Didn't think about it until we had gone a mile or so. Went back and it was gone. Really calm night, not many boats out. Some ba*$@#^d stole it.

03 35th Anniversary
09-12-2007, 04:35 PM
What away to ruin a weekend from the start...................

Footin
09-12-2007, 04:35 PM
That's OK he won't need it, nothing but long line footin for UMP.

Ric
09-12-2007, 04:36 PM
I'd like claim checks or receipts for the loss... Hey everyone, the airline lost my ski, can I borrow yours?

erkoehler
09-12-2007, 04:37 PM
That's what I said Footin!!!!!

The airline said that they would deliver it to Mania.

fintek9
09-12-2007, 04:52 PM
Hopefully by helicopter, UMP 's gotta make a grand entrance!

ProTour X9
09-12-2007, 04:53 PM
UMP without a ski is like MacGyver without a Swiss Army Knife!

chudson
09-12-2007, 04:54 PM
Good thing he didn't try to take the boat!!!

bcampbe7
09-12-2007, 04:54 PM
That sucks! I hate it for UMP, but the airline will find it.

Ric
09-12-2007, 04:55 PM
That sucks! I hate it for UMP, but the airline will find it. I would pay to see ump handling this situation

trickskier
09-12-2007, 04:56 PM
I hope he had it INSURED!!!

bcampbe7
09-12-2007, 04:58 PM
I would pay to see ump handling this situation


LOL! This may send him over the edge.

Ric
09-12-2007, 04:58 PM
if they leave his ski in the sun, hes screwd. May as well make them replace it ump

bcampbe7
09-12-2007, 04:59 PM
if they leave his ski in the sun, hes screwd. May as well make them replace it ump


No kidding! I hope for his sake they don't get bottle water on it either.

Ric
09-12-2007, 05:00 PM
No kidding! I hope for his sake they don't get bottle water on it either. the one thing he better have done is remove the boots for airline handling.


If not, there's the problem and the ski is probably crushed.

03 35th Anniversary
09-12-2007, 05:01 PM
LOL! This may send him over the edge.
I thought he pasted the edge a long time ago.............

Ric
09-12-2007, 05:02 PM
I thought he pasted the edge a long time ago............. there ya go....... That ski was one of a kind :noface:

trickskier
09-12-2007, 05:03 PM
Hope it does not end up like this................Darn baggage handlers!!!8p
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TMCNo1
09-12-2007, 05:11 PM
OOPS, there goes to tool UMP was gonna stir the spagetti sauce with in the big people cooking pot!

tex
09-12-2007, 05:23 PM
Look, he's already put new stickers on Ump's skis!

east tx skier
09-12-2007, 05:24 PM
That totally sucks. Yet another reason to just use UPS or Fed EX.

Ric
09-12-2007, 05:24 PM
they got his superhero cape too? :eek:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-12-2007, 05:51 PM
they got his superhero cape too? :eek:
NOPE! the super hero outfit is here!! I packed that in my suitcase. Not to worry, the ski was in a sport tube (hard shell ski case). the airline is delivering the ski down to Lee's ford for me.

I am sitting in Mag's dining room playing guitar as we speak, waiting for Mag to get his **** done so we can boogie down to the lake.

Ric, I am glad we made your day. :)

trickskier
09-12-2007, 05:57 PM
Man you're tallented...........Playing a guitar and posting at the same time..............
Imagine that!!! ;)

ski_king
09-12-2007, 05:57 PM
.........Not to worry, the ski was in a sport tube (hard shell ski case). the airline is delivering the ski down to Lee's ford for me...........
Anybody wantto make a bet the hard shell ski case will arive empty?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-12-2007, 06:00 PM
Anybody wantto make a bet the hard shell ski case will arive empty?
anything is possible. It made it here last year, so I had faith this year.:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-12-2007, 06:01 PM
Man you're tallented...........Playing a guitar and posting at the same time..............
Imagine that!!! ;)
Im good bay-bay, Im good.

pram
09-12-2007, 06:12 PM
Man I am so jealous, here I is sitting my office dreaming about being in Kentucky, but no not this year.

UMP hope you get your ski.

TMCNo1
09-12-2007, 06:21 PM
Man you're tallented...........Playing a guitar and posting at the same time..............
Imagine that!!! ;)



When are ya'll leaving to go to MMIII?

It's gonna be lonesome around here this weekend!

east tx skier
09-12-2007, 06:24 PM
anything is possible. It made it here last year, so I had faith this year.:rolleyes:

Wanted 4 questionz ...

pram
09-12-2007, 06:25 PM
When are ya'll leaving to go to MMIII?

It's gonna be lonesome around here this weekend!


My thoughts exactly.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-12-2007, 06:27 PM
Man I am so jealous, here I is sitting my office dreaming about being in Kentucky, but no not this year.

UMP hope you get your ski.
Well, i got my barefoot suit, and my superhero outfit, so the weekend wont be lost even if I dont get the ski.

east tx skier
09-12-2007, 06:30 PM
Somehow, the pictures of you in a barefoot suit and a cape drinking beer don't compare to you skiing in a cape. It's like Wonder Woman without the invisible jet. Er, wait a minute, maybe that's a bad example.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-12-2007, 06:35 PM
Somehow, the pictures of you in a barefoot suit and a cape drinking beer don't compare to you skiing in a cape. It's like Wonder Woman without the invisible jet. Er, wait a minute, maybe that's a bad example.
Dude, I said my super hero costume is HERE.:)

mag said I could on his Psycho.

east tx skier
09-12-2007, 06:45 PM
Dude, I said my super hero costume is HERE.:)

mag said I could on his Psycho.

You have a Wonder Woman costume? You don't use a golden lariat as a ski rope, do you?

Ric
09-12-2007, 07:10 PM
Well, i got my barefoot suit, and my superhero outfit, so the weekend wont be lost even if I dont get the ski. look again bubba, that squirrel is wearing your hero cape!

trickskier
09-12-2007, 08:31 PM
When are ya'll leaving to go to MMIII?

It's gonna be lonesome around here this weekend!
Skidog and I are catching a plane at JIA at 1:30pm Friday. Don't worry #1 I'm sure someone will have a computer...............;)

ProTour X9
09-12-2007, 08:35 PM
Hey UMP what axe you playin? Gibson, Fender, Epiphone,??????

TMCNo1
09-12-2007, 08:49 PM
Skidog and I are catching a plane at JIA at 1:30pm Friday. Don't worry #1 I'm sure someone will have a computer...............;)


Yea, UMP's already up there on a computer and playing a geetar at the same time, go figure!

Monte
09-12-2007, 08:51 PM
When are ya'll leaving to go to MMIII?

It's gonna be lonesome around here this weekend!

I'll be here for ya Harold... :cry: 8p :cool:

trickskier
09-12-2007, 08:51 PM
Yea, UMP's already up there on a computer and playing a geetar at the same time, go figure!
The boy IS tallented...............I can't wait to see his new Wunder Woman costume...................LOL ;)

TMCNo1
09-12-2007, 08:59 PM
The boy IS tallented...............I can't wait to see his new Wunder Woman costume...................LOL ;)


Talented nothing, maybe he's just a crossdresser!:uglyhamme :popcorn:

trickskier
09-12-2007, 09:02 PM
Talented nothing, maybe he's just a crossdresser!:uglyhamme :popcorn:
All I can tell you is that I plan to LOCK by bedroom door at night...........;)

6ballsisall
09-12-2007, 11:38 PM
UMP fugghetta bout it!!

We don't use no stinkin skis at Mag Mania!! It's ala naturale with the foot!! ;)

Ric
09-13-2007, 04:17 PM
No kidding! I hope for his sake they don't get bottle water on it either. goshdam those were some funny threads back then! The walmart thread was good too:o

Monte
09-13-2007, 04:21 PM
goshdam those were some funny threads back then! The walmart thread was good too:o

Don't go and get all sentimental on us Ric...:(

SkiDog
09-13-2007, 05:54 PM
BTW, Tricky, did YOU have insurance on your hat?8p

SkiDog
09-13-2007, 05:58 PM
I can't believe it! I walked out on the rear deck today, and what did I almost trip over?! That damn PEACOCK! Scared the hell out of me! I ain't seen harold II in a long time, and you might know, the day before I'm to leave for Mag mania, he pops up! Looking a little ragged too, I might add. I was hoping he had Tricks hat, but after scaring the s___ out of me, and me scaring the s--- out of him, he musta lost it! Damn the luck!:(

Ric
09-13-2007, 06:09 PM
Don't go and get all sentimental on us Ric...:( I'm gettin all misty.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 06:55 PM
Dont cry Ric.

fintek9
09-13-2007, 06:58 PM
I'll be here for ya Harold... :cry: 8p :cool:
And I also....ssiiiggggghhhh:(

TMCNo1
09-13-2007, 08:46 PM
And I also....ssiiiggggghhhh:(



I think we can endure the weekend knowing someone will have pictures and videos of MMIII and the peacock humping UMP in midflight!:rolleyes: :D Betcha it will look like they're refueling in mid air!!!!!!!!!

Slinkyredfoot
09-13-2007, 08:51 PM
I think we can endure the weekend knowing someone will have pictures and videos of MMIII and the peacock humping UMP in midflight!:rolleyes: :D Betcha it will look like they're refueling in mid air!!!!!!!!!

Yea, and the visual aspect of this idea sickens my stomach.....

Maristar210
09-13-2007, 09:36 PM
I'm gettin all misty.

W T F E

S T F U J

Hi Ric ???

Monte
09-13-2007, 09:51 PM
So did UMP ever find his monza??

jlf
09-13-2007, 09:54 PM
Not yet, maybe tomorrow.

Monte
09-13-2007, 09:56 PM
Not yet, maybe tomorrow.

I'll be darned..:mad: What airlines was that again??? My only question is.. How do you loos a ski??:noface:

A suitcase I can understand.. There are hudreds of those on any given flight. But a ski:confused: :rolleyes:

Maristar210
09-13-2007, 10:00 PM
I'll be darned..:mad: What airlines was that again??? My only question is.. How do you loos a ski??:noface:

A suitcase I can understand.. There are hudreds of those on any given flight. But a ski:confused: :rolleyes:


It's a compact fold up ski desined to function as an oragami tool in addition to a slalom ski. (Click the finger cymbals, and do it now)

Jum Jum Jum Jum

Ching Ching Ching

Monte
09-13-2007, 10:08 PM
It's a compact fold up ski desined to function as an oragami tool in addition to a slalom ski. (Click the finger cymbals, and do it now)

Jum Jum Jum Jum

Ching Ching Ching

That explains it all.. Did that have somethig to do with the defective part of that one ski:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 10:13 PM
the word on the street is the ski will arrive tomarrow sometime. We'll see.

Monte
09-13-2007, 10:20 PM
the word on the street is the ski will arrive tomarrow sometime. We'll see.

Just bustin chops UMP.. I would be less stoic about it, but what do you do I guess???:confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 10:25 PM
We will see what happens. It might get here tomarrow. I've been skiing Mag's ski.

BriEOD
09-13-2007, 10:44 PM
Don, what do you need a ski for. I heard you were a superhero and could fly.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 10:47 PM
Don, what do you need a ski for. I heard you were a superhero and could fly.
I may have to fly if Erk wears that speedo again. :o

Monte
09-13-2007, 10:48 PM
I may have to fly if Erk wears that speedo again. :o

UMP I am begining to think you are not kidding......:confused: :eek3:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 10:51 PM
You oughta hear the wicked sound that speedo makes when he goes down the slide with no water on it. :eek3:

He is planning on doing back deeps with it on tomarrow.

Monte
09-13-2007, 11:01 PM
You oughta hear the wicked sound that speedo makes when he goes down the slide with no water on it. :eek3:



Describe it for us UMP:confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 11:03 PM
Describe it for us UMP:confused:
It kinda sounds like this:


Boom Chicka boump bowwwww.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 11:04 PM
Monte, does your wife still want you to get leather pants???:confused:

Monte
09-13-2007, 11:07 PM
Monte, does your wife still want you to get leather pants???:confused:

UMP she just got out of the hospital.. Do you want me to put her back in it??


BTW she just read that and said what she really wants is red leather chaps with silver fringe, A silver belt buckle the size of a Papa Johns large pizza, and golden spurs:confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-13-2007, 11:26 PM
UMP she just got out of the hospital.. Do you want me to put her back in it??


BTW she just read that and said what she really wants is red leather chaps with silver fringe, A silver belt buckle the size of a Papa Johns large pizza, and golden spurs:confused:
I happen to have a pair of those! :) whats your address??

Monte
09-13-2007, 11:32 PM
I happen to have a pair of those! :)

That in itself is scary...


UMP are you really a male stripper? No wonder you know so many hukers8p :D

Leroy
09-13-2007, 11:42 PM
Check what color Monte! I mean your wife might like a pair of pink leather pants!;)

Monte, does your wife still want you to get leather pants???:confused:

Monte
09-13-2007, 11:44 PM
Check what color Monte! I mean your wife might like a pair of pink leather pants!;)

Whatever works.. I'm waiting on a shipment from UMP.. I may have to oblige her in this one:rolleyes:

Leroy
09-13-2007, 11:47 PM
I wonder if a ski is going to arrive at my door....maybe I can post a picture here shortly.....

atlfootr
09-14-2007, 11:21 AM
His ski's w/ trix's hat!

tex
09-14-2007, 11:22 AM
Did he loose his step-off ski?

erkoehler
09-17-2007, 11:24 AM
His ski's w/ trix's hat!
Trix's hat has been returned.....

tex
12-16-2010, 12:16 AM
Ump can ski?????????