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suedv
08-16-2007, 11:37 PM
You burp or scratch in public and I'm not going to be seen with you! :D

suedv
08-16-2007, 11:39 PM
Farting competitions aren't sexy.

milkmania
08-16-2007, 11:41 PM
Farting competitions aren't sexy.


I'm quessing that "guess what I had for lunch" is out too?:(

RexDog1
08-16-2007, 11:42 PM
Never marry a man who spends more than 2 hours a day on one website……….

Women law 8p

milkmania
08-16-2007, 11:44 PM
what I (as a man) wants to know is......

who the hell picks their nose at the urinal and wipes boogers on the wall!!!!:mad:

suedv
08-16-2007, 11:44 PM
I don't know, my husband would say don't ever marry a woman who spends more than 2 hours a day on a website. :rolleyes:

suedv
08-16-2007, 11:46 PM
what I (as a man) wants to know is......

who the hell picks their nose at the urinal and wipes boogers on the wall!!!!

Milk, I'm wondering, why would you think of that unless you do it??????? :confused:

My daughter just read this and said "eww" :eek:

milkmania
08-16-2007, 11:47 PM
:confused: Why would you think of that unless you do it???????

My daughter just read this and "eww" :eek:
I don't do it, and I don't know who does.....

but, it's not kids!

out of their reach


edit:
hey Sue, tell her I don't leave them...... I take them!8p

suedv
08-16-2007, 11:51 PM
One of my co-workers told me the other day that men shouldn't use the fingernail scissors to cut their nose hairs.

dmayer84
08-16-2007, 11:52 PM
One of my co-workers told me the other day that men shouldn't use the fingernail scissors to cut their nose hairs.

Thats a good idea, dual purpose :D

suedv
08-16-2007, 11:54 PM
Don't leave hammers and tools on the kitchen counter

X2M
08-16-2007, 11:54 PM
One of my co-workers told me the other day that men shouldn't use the fingernail scissors to cut their nose hairs.

Or use the needle nose pliers to dig ear wax out of their ears. Gross...

suedv
08-16-2007, 11:55 PM
Hi X2momma

X2M
08-16-2007, 11:57 PM
Hi Sue. :wavey: Feeling better lately?

suedv
08-17-2007, 12:00 AM
Yes, actually they are trying to see if they can get me off the oxygen. I had it off during the day today while sitting at my desk. Still need it when doing active things and I have to have it on while I'm sleeping. More tests this weekend and next week to see if I'm responding OK to that.

X2M
08-17-2007, 12:00 AM
Farting competitions aren't sexy.

I agree. I understand that you sometimes have to relieve some pressure though. Please fire away from us ladies.

X2M
08-17-2007, 12:03 AM
Yes, actually they are trying to see if they can get me off the oxygen. I had it off during the day today while sitting at my desk. Still need it when doing active things and I have to have it on while I'm sleeping. More tests this weekend and next week to see if I'm responding OK to that.

I am glad that you are doing better. Good luck with the tests. I will be thinking of you.:)

suedv
08-17-2007, 12:05 AM
Your mother isn't my mother

WAT8415
08-17-2007, 12:10 AM
Clarification of a Woman Law:

Does the toilet paper roll get installed with the paper rolling out on top or under neither the roll?

6ballsisall
08-17-2007, 12:14 AM
My wifes favorite:

If momma ain't happy, ain't NO ONE happy.

suedv
08-17-2007, 12:23 AM
Clarification of a Woman Law:

Does the toilet paper roll get installed with the paper rolling out on top or under neither the roll?

rolling out the top of course :)

Hoosier Bob
08-17-2007, 12:34 AM
I tried to get UMP to do this! What took you so long Sue?

Great stuff!:D

Leroy
08-17-2007, 12:35 AM
I would guess there is a woman law for every man law....

It's always good to hear what really matters to women! Cause I know I have no clue...really!

Hoosier Bob
08-17-2007, 12:37 AM
It is not that I do not have a clue it is that I just don't care! :D

If you clean the entire house and I put my coffee cup in the sink I need to be recognized as doing so!8p

Woman Law!I would guess there is a woman law for every man law....

It's always good to hear what really matters to women! Cause I know I have no clue...really!

Willski
08-17-2007, 12:47 AM
I thought there was a man law that stated the moderators would not allow a woman law post!!!

Okay, I guess we deserve it. My only question is, does it matter what day it is when I put the toilet paper roll on to roll over the top or under the bottom? I think in my house, both ways seem to be wrong.

X2M
08-17-2007, 12:51 AM
If you are in there long enough to read a magazine, then you can find the time to put the toilet paper on the roll. Woman Law! ;)

I don't honestly care which way you face it to roll as long as you put it on the roll and not on the floor. :o

TX.X-30 fan
08-17-2007, 01:13 AM
If you are in there long enough to read a magazine, then you can find the time to put the toilet paper on the roll. Woman Law!

I don't honestly care which way you face it to roll as long as you put on the roll and not on the floor.





I live with two boys plus my husband I am the only one that ever changes the role. I am the only one that changes it ever!!!!!!!

TX.X-30 fan
08-17-2007, 01:18 AM
Please disregard the last posting, I stepped out for a moment and when I returned noticed that someone had been using my computer. My humble apologies to all. :cool:

X2M
08-17-2007, 02:16 AM
I live with two boys plus my husband I am the only one that ever changes the role. I am the only one that changes it ever!!!!!!!

I feel your pain Mrs.TX.X-30 fan. I don't get why they can't figure out how to put the roll on.

Nice of you to post and support the ladies of TT. You need to get your own log on.

suedv
08-17-2007, 08:27 AM
Staples and duct tape are not clothing repair tools.

suedv
08-17-2007, 08:29 AM
Ask for directions when your lost!

jlf
08-17-2007, 08:50 AM
shopping for Christmas, birthday, Anniversary, ect. presents the day of is not cool.

jlf
08-17-2007, 08:50 AM
saying I love you does not entitile you to sex!

suedv
08-17-2007, 09:41 AM
Don't clean fish at the campground picnic table. I'm not going to work with food and serve a meal on a table that stinks.

suedv
08-17-2007, 09:48 AM
It's OK, hunting is a good thing, but don't show me your cut open dead deer and then want me to eat it a few days later. I can't eat meat if I'm thinking about a gruesome looking dead animal.

suedv
08-17-2007, 09:49 AM
One more for now, I hate to shop. Go buy your own clothes.

Workin' 4 Toys
08-17-2007, 09:54 AM
Woman Law.

If the toilet seat is up, quit being so lazy and just put it down and quit b**ching about it.

TX.X-30 fan
08-17-2007, 09:55 AM
saying I love you does not entitile you to sex!




WHY NOT!!!!!!

Workin' 4 Toys
08-17-2007, 09:55 AM
Woman Law.

Do the dishes:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-17-2007, 09:58 AM
Woman Law.

Do the dishes:D
Oooo! now THAT is good! Rock on Toys! :headbang: :toast:

TX.X-30 fan
08-17-2007, 09:58 AM
Woman Law:

If I am reading or typing on TT then there is no way I heard A thing you just said. :confused: :D

betsy&david Harrison
08-17-2007, 10:00 AM
It is all about "Woman Law" if you want something from us!

trickskier
08-17-2007, 10:16 AM
saying I love you does not entitile you to sex!
Then what does???............... :confused: :rolleyes: 8p

Maristar210
08-17-2007, 10:20 AM
Woman Law:

If you really want to feel like a sexy women:
































































GO IRON MY SHIRT

TX.X-30 fan
08-17-2007, 10:29 AM
Woman Law:

If you really want to feel like a sexy women:
































































GO IRON MY SHIRT




And fix me a sandwich??

Maristar210
08-17-2007, 10:30 AM
And fix me a sandwich??


Yes sir, AND PUT SOME MEAT ON IT THIS TIME :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-17-2007, 10:32 AM
If you dont wanna have sex, then go wash dishes.

Woman law!

suedv
08-17-2007, 10:34 AM
Iron my shirt? Make a sandwich? I think you guys are confused. You think your posting on the man law thread. :D

Oh well, you guys are my friends so I can be nice anyhow. :)

Maristar210
08-17-2007, 10:36 AM
Sue,

Were men, were stupid, you should know this by now :D

trickskier
08-17-2007, 10:38 AM
Excellent Thread Sue................LMAO!!!.................:D

RexDog1
08-17-2007, 10:47 AM
If men ever tell you this when you are dating :rolleyes:


10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

.....and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're the ugliest person that has ever existed on this planet.)

Rich_G
08-17-2007, 10:53 AM
Here's one my wife likes:


"No man, in the history of the world, has ever been shot by his wife while he's doing the dishes"

Woman Law

RexDog1
08-17-2007, 11:01 AM
5 questions you should never ask a man………………:rolleyes:

1 - "What are you thinking?
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

Also 5 questions men should never answer :noface: :eek3:

X2M
08-17-2007, 01:25 PM
And I can just imagine you changing the subject Rex when those questions are asked too. 8p Hmmm..... sooo..... how are the dogs? :rolleyes:

Naste Craft
08-17-2007, 01:28 PM
If men ever tell you this when you are dating :rolleyes:


10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

.....and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're the ugliest person that has ever existed on this planet.)



And when talking to a girl about her friend she wants you to hook up with.


1. She is Nice. (She's FAT)
2. She has a good personality. (She's FAT)
3. She has a good sense of homor. (She's FAT)
4. She is a cool girl to hang out with. (She's FAT)

:D :D

WakeSeeky
08-17-2007, 01:30 PM
If you dont wanna have sex, then go wash dishes.

Woman law!

If you ever want to have it again, do it yourself. ;)

bcampbe7
08-17-2007, 01:32 PM
If you ever want to have it again, do it yourself. ;)


Have what??? :confused: :confused: :D

X2M
08-17-2007, 01:34 PM
And when talking to a girl about her friend she wants you to hook up with.


1. She is Nice. (She's FAT)
2. She has a good personality. (She's FAT)
3. She has a good sense of homor. (She's FAT)
4. She is a cool girl to hang out with. (She's FAT)

:D :D

This should read instead...



And when talking to a guy about a friend he wants you to hook up with.

1. He is Nice. (He's FAT)
2. He has a good personality. (He's BALD)
3. He has a good sense of humor. (He's got a FURRY BACK )
4. He is a cool guy to hang out with. (He's FAT)

Monte
08-17-2007, 03:02 PM
Do not tell the man it doesn't matter where we should eat, then turn down every nationality mentioned until he gets to the one that you actually wanted...

Woman Law!!

shepherd
08-17-2007, 03:19 PM
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Sodar
08-17-2007, 03:31 PM
Just becasuse he says "uh huh" every 5 minutes doesn't mean he's actually listening.

Just because you say "Love You" at the end of a telephone conversation, does not mean that he has to say it back!!

fintek9
08-17-2007, 03:31 PM
Then what does???............... :confused: :rolleyes: 8p
No answer to this one!!!!!!!:confused:

Monte
08-17-2007, 03:53 PM
Please do not ask any questions while the game is on.. Commercials are fair game.. One side note: if the game comes back on during our answer you must wait until the next commercial for us to finish that answer.


Woman Law

X2M
08-17-2007, 04:04 PM
Please do not ask any questions while the game is on.. Commercials are fair game.. One side note: if the game comes back on during our answer you must wait until the next commercial for us to finish that answer.


Woman Law
That is so not a woman law. :noface:

You deserve a game penalty for this, your wife has a TT log on right?

fintek9
08-17-2007, 04:06 PM
Is it a "woman law" that if I go up to the cabin once or twice during the summer to mow and check things out with the boy's then when hunting season comes we hit It once during bow and once during gun then go up in winter to hit a ski resort, "YOU SAY" YOUR GOING UP AGAIN!!
YOUR ALWAYS UP THERE!!!!!!!!!:confused::confused:

love paying taxes on something not being used!

Monte
08-17-2007, 04:08 PM
That is so not a woman law. :noface:

You deserve a game penalty for this, your wife has a TT log on right?

Um er um what's it to ya:o

How can THAT not be a woman law???:confused: :rolleyes:

X2M
08-17-2007, 04:11 PM
Um er um what's it to ya:o

How can THAT not be a woman law???:confused:

I'd say that was a duh... question Monte. :rolleyes: :D

Chief
08-17-2007, 04:14 PM
You can put the seat down if I forget instead of yelling at me. It's better than sitting in my pee! :D

WakeSeeky
08-17-2007, 04:26 PM
Have what???

Didn't help with the dishes, did ya?? :noface: :D

milkmania
08-17-2007, 04:27 PM
Woman Law:

If you really want to feel like a sexy women:
GO IRON MY SHIRT

saw this smiley years ago.... and thought I'd never use it:rolleyes:


http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/ironshirt.gif

RexDog1
08-17-2007, 05:24 PM
Ask for directions when your lost!

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we:D

Naste Craft
08-17-2007, 06:12 PM
This should read instead...



And when talking to a guy about a friend he wants you to hook up with.

1. He is Nice. (He's FAT)
2. He has a good personality. (He's BALD)
3. He has a good sense of humor. (He's got a FURRY BACK )
4. He is a cool guy to hang out with. (He's FAT)


HA HA TRUE

Naste Craft
08-17-2007, 06:16 PM
You can put the seat down if I forget instead of yelling at me. It's better than sitting in my pee! :D


Why should we have to put the seat up why can't women put the seat down when they have to pee.
Problem solved.

Why is it our responsibility to put the seat up then back down and you don't have to do CHIT!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-17-2007, 06:18 PM
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we

ROFLAMO!!!!
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

suedv
08-17-2007, 07:36 PM
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we:D

I'm with UMP on this one pretty funny. :purplaugh

There was one vacation where we lost nearly an hour because a certain male driver thought he knew where he was. If we kept going we might have found India.

milkmania
08-17-2007, 07:36 PM
ROFLAMO!!!!



huh?:confused:

Leroy
08-17-2007, 08:05 PM
WHy are so many men hanging out on this thread?

RexDog1
08-17-2007, 08:09 PM
WHy are so many men hanging out on this thread?

My wife told me too:(

milkmania
08-17-2007, 08:51 PM
WHy are so many men hanging out on this thread?

I am not hanging out!

I'm visiting:rant:

03 35th Anniversary
08-17-2007, 08:56 PM
WHy are so many men hanging out on this thread?
I'm trying to learn something....:huh: :twocents:

suedv
08-17-2007, 11:11 PM
WHy are so many men hanging out on this thread?

Wow Leroy, you don't know? That's an easy one... they want to be where the women are. 8p

fintek9
08-17-2007, 11:39 PM
WHY NOT!!!!!!
I just waiting for the, what's "ENTITILED" for me to get a little someum someum!!!:)

suedv
08-21-2007, 08:07 PM
If you can figure out how to program TIVO you can figure out which buttons to push on the washing machine.

Leroy
08-21-2007, 08:31 PM
That is it isn't it!

Wow Leroy, you don't know? That's an easy one... they want to be where the women are. 8p

TMCNo1
08-21-2007, 08:54 PM
After nearly 37 years of marriage, I have learned all I need to use are 2 words, "(((YES MA'AM)))"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maristar210
08-21-2007, 09:24 PM
Women Law is supposed to be make me food and wash my clothes. What am I missing ???;) ;) ;) ;)

TX.X-30 fan
08-21-2007, 09:43 PM
Women Law is supposed to be make me food and wash my clothes. What am I missing ??? ;) ;) ;)





That would take up too much server space!!!! :D

Hoosier Bob
08-21-2007, 11:00 PM
Woman Law!

Hoosier Good!:o

Slinkyredfoot
08-21-2007, 11:05 PM
If you can figure out how to program TIVO you can figure out which buttons to push on the washing machine.

And at age 17, when I finally figured out which buttons to push, the beatiful machine melted like butter to my touch.....:D

Monte
08-21-2007, 11:06 PM
:D And at age 17, when I finally figured out which buttons to push, the beatiful machine melted like butter to my touch.....:D

You should have bought a maytag.........;) 8p

Hoosier Bob
08-21-2007, 11:07 PM
I thought it was at age 32?:o :D

You should have bought a maytag.........;) 8p

Monte
08-21-2007, 11:19 PM
I thought it was at age 32?:o

He said 17... I was much younger when I had to do the laundry:confused:

Workin' 4 Toys
08-22-2007, 12:05 AM
After nearly 37 years of marriage, I have learned all I need to use are 2 words, "(((YES MA'AM)))"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to turn in your MAN CARD, it obviously expired...:rolleyes:

suedv
08-22-2007, 12:08 AM
You need to turn in your MAN CARD, it obviously expired...:rolleyes:


No, no, no, he's got it figured out. Come on guys you need to learn from our good friend Harold. :D

Hoosier Bob
08-22-2007, 12:15 AM
NICE TRY SUE! I DON'T THINK SO!:D No, no, no, he's got it figured out. Come on guys you need to learn from our good friend Harold. :D

Workin' 4 Toys
08-22-2007, 08:56 AM
No, no, no, he's got it figured out. Come on guys you need to learn from our good friend Harold. :D

You said it yourself.....

That's an easy one... they want to be where the women are. 8p



Al bundy said it best.....NO MA'AM....I need one of those T-shirts....:D

suedv
08-22-2007, 03:19 PM
Women know all the answers, men should just agree. :) :D 8p

In response to man law post #163

trickskier
08-22-2007, 03:24 PM
Women know all the answers, men should just agree. :) :D 8p
I think I'll have to agree to disagree with that one................:rolleyes:

Workin' 4 Toys
08-22-2007, 03:28 PM
I'm glad "should" was used appropriately.8p

suedv
08-22-2007, 03:35 PM
I'm glad "should" was used appropriately.8p

Well, that's 'cause I know men... they aren't going to listen anyhow. ;)

RexDog1
08-23-2007, 01:17 PM
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.:D

suedv
08-23-2007, 02:52 PM
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.:D


I agree with you about that. It could also say the same for the men getting all excited about nothing - and then they marry her.

Relationships can be interesting.

6ballsisall
08-23-2007, 02:53 PM
Well, that's 'cause I know men... they aren't going to listen anyhow. ;)

What did you say??? 8p

suedv
01-10-2008, 09:46 PM
Hide all the remote controls and the men will clean the house looking for them.