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milkmania
02-28-2005, 11:26 PM
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

rem_p
02-28-2005, 11:54 PM
i thought you were just suppose to read the jokes :confused:

the funniest thing i have ever seen on a bathroom wall said this:

THE SEX IS SO GOOD AT MY HOUSE THAT THE NEIGHBORS WAKE UP AND SMOKE CIGARETTES.

another one i seen said:

Ms. Lou says don't throw cigarette butts in urinals, makes them soggy and hard to light. :D

jimmer2880
03-01-2005, 07:47 AM
Very good! I'll have to try a couple of those!

BriEOD
03-01-2005, 08:14 AM
Very funny...! :smile:

MarkP
03-01-2005, 10:06 AM
Oh man!! Iím going to be a hit next time I use a public rest room. Hmmmmm, Maybe at home too:D

milkmania
03-01-2005, 12:13 PM
MarkP,
I had to chuckle out loud......

picturing you walking through the house with a melted snickers bar all smooshed up and asking the wife for more toilet paper:purplaugh


video is in order!!!

bcampbe7
03-01-2005, 12:36 PM
MarkP,
I had to chuckle out loud......

picturing you walking through the house with a melted snickers bar all smooshed up and asking the wife for more toilet paper:purplaugh


video is in order!!!

That's hilarious!!! My wife would dry-heave. I'll have to try it. Just yell out from the bathroom, "Honey, I think I need some more toilet paper!" When she comes in and sees you just staring at your hands... :eek:
Then you could...oh never mind I'm getting a little carried away.

jimmer2880
03-01-2005, 12:56 PM
I need to stop reading this thread from work - I'm laughing too much!