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TMCNo1
08-08-2007, 02:45 PM
Tell us how your world would be!


In your world, I give the cable company $140 a month, I need repairs, and the cable company tells me they will be here between 8am and 5pm and show up at 4:55pm.
I call a escort service once a month and I am told it will be $140 and they ask what time to be here, I say 1:00pm and she shows up 10 minutes early!

In my world, all hookers will be Certified Cable Technicians!

M-Funf
08-08-2007, 03:18 PM
In YOUR world: I have a bottle in front of me.

In MY world: I have a frontal labotomy :(

tones03
08-08-2007, 03:24 PM
In YOUR world: I would have a lake in front of me with the boat full of gas.

In MY world: I have a computer screen in front of me, boat 2.5 hours away empty.

TMCNo1
08-08-2007, 03:29 PM
:uglyhamme Now that's what I'm talking about!:uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-08-2007, 03:40 PM
In my world: I am still trying to find a way to smoke dryer lint.

In your world: I am still trying to find a way to sell dryer lint.

fintek9
08-08-2007, 04:00 PM
In your world: I come home from work and my beautiful wife greets me at the door nakid with a frosty mug of beer and a shot of Jager.8p

In my world: On my way home I stop for my "40" in a paper bag,
and once in the door have to listen intently on e-v-e-r-y s-i-n-g-l-e detail of her day!:(

TMCNo1
08-08-2007, 04:19 PM
In your world: I come home from work and my beautiful wife greets me at the door nakid with a frosty mug of beer and a shot of Jager.8p

In my world: On my way home I stop for my "40" in a paper bag,
and once in the door have to listen intently on e-v-e-r-y s-i-n-g-l-e detail of her day!:(



Just finished with Lynn about her day!

TMCNo1
08-08-2007, 04:23 PM
In Your World, fuzz from your bellybutton is thrown away.

In My World, I am using the fuzz as stuffing for a throwable cushion for the boat!

Maristar210
08-08-2007, 04:24 PM
In my world: I don't look so great in a yellow speedo

In your word: My junk looks like Ron Jeremy

:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-08-2007, 04:47 PM
In my world: I don't look so great in a yellow speedo

In your word: My junk looks like Ron Jeremy

:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme
In my world: Staristar has dilusions of granduer

In your world : he has very thick eyeglasses.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-08-2007, 04:49 PM
In my world: I can rip 6 bouys 41 OFF at 36 MPH

In your world : Chris Parrish wouldnt even let me carry his water ski.

chudson
08-08-2007, 04:58 PM
:steering:
In your world: There's always enuff room between me and the car ahead of me for someone to pull in!!!:D

In my world: There's always some little sucker that always sqeezes in there and cuts me off!!!:mad:

Gawd y'all are way to funny, I can't keep up!!!!

TX.X-30 fan
08-08-2007, 05:11 PM
In your world: I have an X-45 loaded with sodar and skeeler's ladies, beer wine and champagne flow. :D


In my world: I launch my boat get to the middle of the lake and my 7yr. old says, dad I need to go poop. :rolleyes:

TMCNo1
08-08-2007, 05:14 PM
In Your World, jetskis are cheap, fun, and easy to tow.

In My World, jetskis are recycled into Starbucks coffee cups and mugs.

fintek9
08-08-2007, 05:17 PM
In your world: I Get home from work and the boat is uncovered, boards are on the rakes, cooler is full, towels are in, vests are in, rope is in, Kids are waiting to hook up the boat, their off the computer and in their swim ware, got their cell phones, dog has been let out, dinner is done, Open a beer, wife takes time for a quicky while I change into my gear, have dinner get my shot of Jager and were off!!!!!!

In my world: Open a beer, I'll be back.... gotta start dinner!!!!!!!!

Maristar210
08-08-2007, 05:23 PM
In your world: I have an X-45 loaded with sodar and skeeler's ladies, beer wine and champagne flow. :D


In my world: I launch my boat get to the middle of the lake and my 7yr. old says, dad I need to go poop. :rolleyes:

Awesome, truly awesome

M-Funf
08-08-2007, 05:27 PM
In YOUR world: I've had my boat out almost every evening for three sets, followed by a couple of martinis and a little somethin'-somethin'

In MY world: I can count the number of times the boat has been out on ONE hand, which happens to be useful for the last two items :uglyhamme:

fintek9
08-08-2007, 05:36 PM
In your world: I have an X-45 loaded with sodar and skeeler's ladies, beer wine and champagne flow. :D


In my world: I launch my boat get to the middle of the lake and my 7yr. old says, dad I need to go poop. :rolleyes:
WHY IS THAT?????The day in the life of "US"
good stuff!!!!

TX.X-30 fan
08-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Awesome, truly awesome




I sense someone else has been there. :D :rolleyes:

fintek9
08-08-2007, 05:51 PM
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maristar210
08-08-2007, 07:27 PM
I sense someone else has been there. :D :rolleyes:
Ding Ding..

M-Funf
08-08-2007, 07:29 PM
In YOUR world: I'm an Alcoholic...

In MY world: I'm a Drunk....Alcoholic's go to meetings:rolleyes: