Tmc Website Down...top 10 Reasons

[Jim@BAWS]

Cody...not stealing your thread...Had a few requests to repost

"TOP TEN" REASONS TMC OWNERS WEBSITE SHUT DOWN.

#10 REASON- ITS FINALLY WARMING UP AND SOMEONE FORGETS TO TURN ON THE SERVER AT MASTERCRAFT

#9 REASON- MASTERCRAFT PAYS THE INTERNET BILL VIA PAYPAL... PIN # IS CHANGED FROM A EMAIL ASKING TO "UPDATE ACCOUNT" SOME ONE IN ACCTS PAYABLE BELIEVES THE EMAIL AND THE SITE IS DOWN

#8 REASON- SOMEONE TRIES TO UPLOAD PICTURES OF A MOOMBA...AGAIN THINKING THAT IT IS A "UNIQUE MASTERCRAFT" SITES REJECTS PHOTOS AND CRASHES.

#7 REASON- ROB MAY GETS ANOTHER EMAIL FROM BAY AREA WATERSPORTS TO GO TO THE "SWIMSUIT SECTION" .MARKETING DEPT CLOSES ON FRIDAY TO VIEW ALL THE PHOTOS...TT ADMIN IS IN THAT MEETING AND IS MEZMORIZED AT THE PHOTOS... FORGETS TO PAY THE BILL

#6 REASON- ALL 2 "CORRECT OWNERS" LOG IN IN TENN. THE SYSTEM THINKS THAT THEY ARE HACKERS, THEY ARE! SYSTEM DOES'NT KNOW WHAT TO DO !

#5 REASON- TT ADMIN IS OVERWHELMED...IT TAKES OVER 5 DAYS TO READ THE SWIMSUIT THREAD AND 3 DAYS TO DELETE THE LARGE FILES
AND YES I MEAN LARGE !!!

#4 REASON- SOMEONE MISSPELLS "ZANE SCHWENK" ...AGAIN...SPELL CHECK DOES'NT CATCH IT AGAIN AS A "LEARNED NAME" SYSTEM RETALIATES. SYSTEM COMES ONLINE AT 0230 ZANE'S BEDTIME AND CRASHES

#3 REASON- OWNERSHIP GROUP AT MOOMBA WAKES UP FROM A LONG DEEP WINTER SLEEP...LOGS ONTO THE MC WEBITE TO SEE WHATS NEW. FINALLY REALIZING THAT THEY STILL DON'T WORK FOR MASTERCRAFT

#2 REASON- JIMH LOGS IN FROM WISCONSIN... THE TEMP IS STILL "ABSOLUTE ZERO" UP THERE ALL MOLECULAR MOTION STOPS

#1- MALIBU OWNERS THINK THAT THEIR BOATS ARE AS GOOD AS OURS, GET JEALOUS, AND TRIES OVERLOAD THE SITE WITH "WOMEN IN BATHING SUITS" SYSTEM THINKS THAT THEY ARE DOGS AND CRASHES


It's raining here in Tampa finally...and I am bored. Hope you guys are out skiing...if you are not, come up with your own "TOP TEN"

ENJOY

JIM@BAWS

:banana:

[Mag_Red]

Great Post Jim! :purplaugh

[Professor]

Great Post Jim!
EXCELLENT!!!

[Leroy]

Very good,

reason #1
TTADMIN cannot figure out why site storage dropped by 10GB in weekly archive, had to look through every post (pix) to add up to understand the difference.

[BriEOD]

#10. The Malibu Owners Infected The Mastercraft And Correct Craft Systems With The Same Virus (both Shut Down This Weekend) Because Both Sites Are Provided By The Parent Company, Not A Private Site.

#9. Andre Started Writing Complete And Correct English Sentences For The First Time And This Put The System In A Tail Spin And It Crashed.

#8. One Of The Members Was In The Process Of Posting The Identity Of The Man Known As Jimn, In Defense The Man Known As Jimn Who Is A Moderator Crashed The System To Avert Disclosure.

#7. The National Organization For Women (n.o.w.) Stumbled Onto The Site And Saw That Rick Dales Was A Member. Since He Is The #1 Enemy Of Now They Crashed The Site To Piss Him Off.

#6. Tt Admin's Boss Wouldn't Give Him A Raise So He Infected The Site As Leverage.

#5. The System Had A Kernel_data_stack_system Error After Brad Removed All The Photos From The Swimsuit Thread.

#4. In A Huge Conspiracy The Wives And Girlfriends Of The Team Talk Men Staged A Joint Effort To Crash The Site In Order To Spend Time With Their Husbands.

#3. The Toolman Tried To Load Another Photo Of He And Dooker On The Tube And The System Crashed.

#2. East Tx Skier Exceeded The Storage Capacity Of The System By Posting 4k+ Times, Tt Admin Had To Spend Another $50k To Increase The Storage Capcity Of The Site.

#1. The Site Just Kicks A$$ That Much And Really Gets A Tremendous Amount Of Activity!!

[east tx skier]

I kept telling people that the board was rushed through beta testing and was set up for Windows 98. As a result, it suffered chine lock and spun off the internet.

[jimmer2880]

#10. The Malibu Owners Infected The Mastercraft And Correct Craft Systems With The Same Virus (both Shut Down This Weekend) Because Both Sites Are Provided By The Parent Company, Not A Private Site.

#9. Andre Started Writing Complete And Correct English Sentences For The First Time And This Put The System In A Tail Spin And It Crashed.

#8. One Of The Members Was In The Process Of Posting The Identity Of The Man Known As Jimn, In Defense The Man Known As Jimn Who Is A Moderator Crashed The System To Avert Disclosure.

#7. The National Organization For Women (n.o.w.) Stumbled Onto The Site And Saw That Rick Dales Was A Member. Since He Is The #1 Enemy Of Now They Crashed The Site To Piss Him Off.

#6. Tt Admin's Boss Wouldn't Give Him A Raise So He Infected The Site As Leverage.

#5. The System Had A Kernel_data_stack_system Error After Brad Removed All The Photos From The Swimsuit Thread.

#4. In A Huge Conspiracy The Wives And Girlfriends Of The Team Talk Men Staged A Joint Effort To Crash The Site In Order To Spend Time With Their Husbands.

#3. The Toolman Tried To Load Another Photo Of He And Dooker On The Tube And The System Crashed.

#2. East Tx Skier Exceeded The Storage Capacity Of The System By Posting 4k+ Times, Tt Admin Had To Spend Another $50k To Increase The Storage Capcity Of The Site.

#1. The Site Just Kicks A$$ That Much And Really Gets A Tremendous Amount Of Activity!!

#4 would explain why my wife was surfing so much Friday.....:cry:

[MarkP]

I kept telling people that the board was rushed through beta testing and was set up for Windows 98. As a result, it suffered chine lock and spun off the internet.
Don’t try to cover up what really happened :noface:

[Hemey5]

Nice Job Jim