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Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 12:05 AM
Anyone know someone who always gets up in your face? You know they grab your elbow to talk and get RIGHT IN YOUR FACE! You know who you are and you most likely own a WAKE BOAT! You know you are the guy that likes Big B**** and Big Wakes and Loud Noise and Big Circles with no sense of direction and pretty much anything loud and obnoxiuos! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Smoke'em all! Get out of my face, do not touch my elbow and get off my lake! That should do it! Now lets have fun!:D

TX.X-30 fan
08-03-2007, 12:13 AM
I have heard quite a bit of that crap goes on up north, you know Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota those kinda hell holes. :confused:


JUS SAYIN USE GUYS :D :D

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 12:19 AM
Exactly! Smaller holes here so we all must get along! Can't have big circles on little lakes! No room! Too Boku! We need more little circles and more speed and more get the out of Hoosier's water! I will be in Texas soon so watch out Wakey!8p Nothing like beginning the day at 34-36 on crisp clean flat water in my 190 and hitting Wakey's Wake! Stereo face hits the floor, kidney explodes, advil everywhere, pop my hemoroid doughnut, pylon goes through the bottom of the boat and I chip my new false teeth!:mad:

TX.X-30 fan
08-03-2007, 12:32 AM
34-36 Is That The Water Temp, And When You Say 190 Is That Some New Knee Board? :confused: :D

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 12:51 AM
Wow? I am just now realizing why my kneeboard needs a roof rack! I am only asking for a couple more years! Most of us will be dead by then! Wakers give us time!:o

JohnE
08-03-2007, 12:52 AM
Exactly! Smaller holes here so we all must get along! Can't have big circles on little lakes! No room! Too Boku! We need more little circles and more speed and more get the out of Hoosier's water! I will be in Texas soon so watch out Wakey!8p Nothing like beginning the day at 34-36 on crisp clean flat water in my 190 and hitting Wakey's Wake! Stereo face hits the floor, kidney explodes, advil everywhere, pop my hemoroid doughnut, pylon goes through the bottom of the boat and I chip my new false teeth!:mad:

Whew, glad I'm drunk or else I wouldn't have any idea what you are talking about.

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 12:54 AM
State of condition memory is what I hang my existance on! If you ask me something really difficult you better make sure I have been drinking! Make sure if you post on this thread to include Waker P**** or Slalom Hero! Just so I know the difference!8p

PS I can see Leroy is online and I did not mean to imply you Wakers were P*****! Most of you maybe but not all of you! Sorry if I offended anyone!8p Whew, glad I'm drunk or else I wouldn't have any idea what you are talking about.

Leroy
08-03-2007, 12:58 AM
Warning....I just went to a TIME MANAGEMENT/Motivational speaker workshop!

You are in control of you actions and you cannot control someone elses actions.....unless you have a 45....

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 01:02 AM
Ovulational? Are you ovulating? Just wondering and I asked for no reason other than I am concerned. I care about you Leroy! Sure I have a .45, .357, .40 and a swifty 9 but I would rather work things out!:o Michael, cousin Dave and myself at Oleo 7:15! You in? We will be nice since you are ovulating!8p Warning....I just went to a TIME MANAGEMENT/Motivational speaker workshop!

You are in control of you actions and you cannot control someone elses actions.....unless you have a 45....

TX.X-30 fan
08-03-2007, 01:26 AM
Ovulational? Are you ovulating? Just wondering and I asked for no reason other than I am concerned. I care about you Leroy! Sure I have a .45, .357, .40 and a swifty 9 but I would rather work things out!:o Michael, cousin Dave and myself at Oleo 7:15! You in? We will be nice since you are ovulating!8p



Don't you think oleo and cousin in the same sentence in a little SCARRY. :eek: :eek:

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 01:30 AM
Not really, remember I am from Indiana! Now if I had implied either had a "pretty face" I would support your concerns!

JohnE
08-03-2007, 01:38 AM
State of condition memory is what I hang my existance on!

Wow, never heard it put in such an eloquent way! Can't wait to break out this line in the near future. Do I need to footnote?

TX.X-30 fan
08-03-2007, 02:10 AM
DELIVERANCE :noface: :noface: :steering:

JohnE
08-03-2007, 02:46 AM
DELIVERANCE :noface: :noface: :steering:

Doh! Must have missed that one.;)

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 07:27 AM
HB must have been happy last night! You too John, love it!
Those little silver things are cans, not aliens!

Ric
08-03-2007, 09:48 AM
HOosier Bob is BACK!!!!

Maristar210
08-03-2007, 09:57 AM
HOosier Bob is BACK!!!!


oh boy :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 09:59 AM
Tanjuiceberrymudds, injoie berry mudds, maid my laves!:rolleyes: :D

ProTour X9
08-03-2007, 11:12 AM
Gawdamighty WTH is wrong with a double up now and then? :D

fintek9
08-03-2007, 11:28 AM
HOosier Bob is BACK!!!!
Yes indeed, And in full fledged, no holds bar, action!
:popcorn:

betsy&david Harrison
08-03-2007, 11:33 AM
By reading the hilarious posts from last night...don't think ol HB will be on anytime soon....he is going to be nursing a sore head today :D

Monte
08-03-2007, 12:05 PM
I have seen one such space invader.. He is in a wakeboard boat! Not an MC, but it is nice.. However.. Every time I go out during the evenings he comes out.. He never has a passenger.. Just him. When I go up the lake he rides just close enough to mess up good glass... I think he may want to get in on the runs, but is that any way to approch a fellow boarder, by tearing up the good water? Anyway, a true space invader IMHO...



To add, When we are stopped why wouldn't he approach us?

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 12:54 PM
I have seen one such space invader.. He is in a wakeboard boat! Not an MC, but it is nice.. However.. Every time I go out during the evenings he comes out.. He never has a passenger.. Just him. When I go up the lake he rides just close enough to mess up good glass... I think he may want to get in on the runs, but is that any way to approch a fellow boarder, by tearing up the good water? Anyway, a true space invader IMHO...



To add, When we are stopped why wouldn't he approach us?



He might think you carry a gun!

Monte
08-03-2007, 12:59 PM
He might think you carry a gun!

Very true Harold!! :D ;) :cool:

Monte
08-03-2007, 01:02 PM
He might think you carry a gun!
Edit: He has to know I do not have one.. Other wise that glass he keeps tearing up:confused: :rant: ... He would have a hole in his boat;)

mrcrowson
08-03-2007, 05:11 PM
BUMP :D This post is cracking me up

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 08:58 PM
Woke up at 6:00 AM with my favorite friend! Hang Over! I love the morning after a good dose of the frothy beverage. Great day today and about last night? What can I say, I was bored! To the fridge!;) By reading the hilarious posts from last night...don't think ol HB will be on anytime soon....he is going to be nursing a sore head today :D

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 09:11 PM
Woke up at 6:00 AM with my favorite friend! Hang Over! I love the morning after a good dose of the frothy beverage. Great day today and about last night? What can I say, I was bored! To the fridge!;)


That's our Hoosier Bob! Well done!:D

Maristar210
08-03-2007, 09:17 PM
Sodoku speak HB has surfaced. Order a pizza, sit back and read while the X-games transpire.....

Maristar210
08-03-2007, 09:19 PM
What is the thickness of a condom?

And if it expolodes in the woods does anyone hear it or get any spray? 8p

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 09:55 PM
Sheepskin or Laytex?

bcampbe7
08-03-2007, 10:15 PM
What is the thickness of a condom?


So many things to say, most of which will get me banned. :D :D

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 11:14 PM
Sheepskin or Laytex?
Have you ever read the serial number on one?

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 11:17 PM
Does anyone know what a "Brute" is?

He is the one who puts his on with a tire tool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 11:18 PM
A "Super Brute" is one who takes his off with a tire tool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoosier Bob
08-03-2007, 11:50 PM
Remember after the serial number there is a born on date, location of manufacturer and some pretty cool dixie cup type jokes!:D Have you ever read the serial number on one?

TMCNo1
08-03-2007, 11:58 PM
Remember after the serial number there is a born on date, location of manufacturer and some pretty cool dixie cup type jokes!:D



:uglyhamme OMG, that made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's some funny s...!


Oh no you dinten say you don't use one!

Hoosier Bob
08-05-2007, 11:47 PM
Believe it or not UMP missed this thread so you all have to pay!

Bump!8p

Leroy
08-06-2007, 12:41 AM
Holy smokes, I have been trying to catch up and there is so much happening I can't. Sorry to hear about Lisa Hoosier. I'm sure that is tough as it was a long term relationship. Maybe we need another night at Mickey's Irish Pub to listen to Mrcrowsons cousin's band!

I doubt I can make any during the week ski outings with my work hours now. We did go out this morning, crowson's X7 is really sweet!

Let me try to catch up here, I feel like I'm way behind!

Ovulational? Are you ovulating? Just wondering and I asked for no reason other than I am concerned. I care about you Leroy! Sure I have a .45, .357, .40 and a swifty 9 but I would rather work things out!:o Michael, cousin Dave and myself at Oleo 7:15! You in? We will be nice since you are ovulating!8p

Hoosier Bob
08-06-2007, 09:45 PM
We will hook up! Sure it sucks but it is for the best. Good girls STAY AWAY FROM HOOSIER! You all have been warned. She is a good girl.

Maristar210
08-06-2007, 09:55 PM
So Lisa's available huh?

Does she like big burly guys in Speedo's?

Slinkyredfoot
08-06-2007, 10:10 PM
So Lisa's available huh?

Does she like big burly guys in Speedo's?

He told me today she is, I already made the phone call...your to late Stever.....:D

Hoosier Bob
08-06-2007, 11:13 PM
You guys may want to wait until she reacclimates to ordinary men! It may take awhile!:o

Hoosier Bob
09-07-2007, 11:37 PM
TX30 and Doug this is for you WAKEYS!;)

Doug G
09-07-2007, 11:43 PM
LOL... Sorry about Lisa, I missed that one

OH BTW we love to surf too... more ballast, small circles... big whitecapping wake


MUUUUHAAAAHAAAA

Hoosier Bob
09-07-2007, 11:46 PM
Get my 40!:mad: I would expect nothing less! There is a new sheriff in town and chances are he owns a big, loud obnoxious WAKE BOAT!8p LOL... Sorry about Lisa, I missed that one

OH BTW we love to surf too... more ballast, small circles... big whitecapping wake


MUUUUHAAAAHAAAA

Maristar210
09-07-2007, 11:53 PM
They're still together. She's just pissed now when she ****s him. That's the only difference 8p

Hoosier Bob
09-07-2007, 11:54 PM
Yea but she make me pay over and over!8p I have been bad, really bad!:o They're still together. She's just pissed now when she ****s him. That's the only difference 8p

shepherd
09-07-2007, 11:57 PM
I thought this thread was about Space Invaders. You know, the arcade game. Back in the day, I used to go to happy hour at the local dive bar in Orlando after building houses all day, drink 25 cent beers, and drop quarters into the Space Invaders machine. Hey, when you only made $3.75 an hour, that was as good as it got! :rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
09-07-2007, 11:59 PM
I love Space invaders! But this thread is for the Wakers that think they need to touch your elbow when the describe their WAKEBOAT!8p

Monte
09-07-2007, 11:59 PM
I thought this thread was about Space Invaders. You know, the arcade game. Back in the day, I used to go to happy hour at the local dive bar in Orlando after building houses all day, drink 25 cent beers, and drop quarters into the Space Invaders machine. Hey, when you only made $3.75 an hour, that was as good as it got! :rolleyes:

I thought it was about ugly people with bad breath:confused: Who knew??:o

Maristar210
09-08-2007, 12:00 AM
I thought this thread was about Space Invaders. You know, the arcade game. Back in the day, I used to go to happy hour at the local dive bar in Orlando after building houses all day, drink 25 cent beers, and drop quarters into the Space Invaders machine. Hey, when you only made $3.75 an hour, that was as good as it got! :rolleyes:


Water Space you grouper thumper :cool:

Hoosier Bob
09-08-2007, 12:01 AM
O M G! Grouper Thumper! I have a new favorite!8p Water Space you grouper thumper :cool:

shepherd
09-08-2007, 12:04 AM
Water Space you grouper thumper :cool:

It's king mackerel tomorrow, my land-locked brother.

Doug G
09-08-2007, 12:04 AM
Get my 40!:mad: I would expect nothing less! There is a new sheriff in town and chances are he owns a big, loud obnoxious WAKE BOAT!8p

Get em Flash

Maristar210
09-08-2007, 12:15 AM
It's king mackerel tomorrow, my land-locked brother.

Wait a second there my friend. Look up charter boats in lake Michigan, Lake Saint Clair or Lake Erie and you'll see King Salmon, Steelhead, Muskie and Walleye are very common in the "parts" Walleye or Grouper????? hmm lemme think....

Come on up Shep, Lets get on the business end of a downrigger...

Steve

Leroy
09-08-2007, 12:17 AM
Yeah, great game, you can get it now on those $10 games boxes off ebay. What was your strategy, I always liked the "slide around the rock while shooting" to blow them up!

I thought this thread was about Space Invaders. You know, the arcade game. Back in the day, I used to go to happy hour at the local dive bar in Orlando after building houses all day, drink 25 cent beers, and drop quarters into the Space Invaders machine. Hey, when you only made $3.75 an hour, that was as good as it got! :rolleyes:

shepherd
09-08-2007, 12:18 AM
Wait a second there my friend. Look up charter boats in lake Michigan, Lake Saint Clair or Lake Erie and you'll see King Salmon, Steelhead, Muskie and Walleye are very common in the "parts" Walleye or Grouper????? hmm lemme think....

Come on up Shep, Lets get on the business end of a downrigger...

Steve


Hey, I love the Great Lakes. I've never seen so much drinking water in my life!

And that whitefish and walleye is some guuud eatin' dontchano!

Maristar210
09-08-2007, 12:21 AM
Hey, I love the Great Lakes. I've never seen so much drinking water in my life!

And that whitefish and walleye is some guuud eatin' dontchano!


Amen to that bruther ..... Be safe out there.....

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2007, 12:50 AM
Ah yes the Grouper Thumper thread! If I live to a hundred Grouper Thumper will still be funny! Thanks Staristar!;)

Hoosier Bob
01-24-2008, 08:35 PM
I just saw the biggest wakes thread and thought this should be posted on the same page for all of you WAKERS!8p

TX.X-30 fan
01-24-2008, 08:55 PM
Stay out of our way or we will swamp you!!!!!! :D :D


Hey HB whatcha drinkin??????? :confused:

Hoosier Bob
01-24-2008, 08:59 PM
Miller and Makers! Rubbing alcohol if I can find some!8p Stay out of our way or we will swamp you!!!!!! :D :D


Hey HB whatcha drinkin??????? :confused:

TX.X-30 fan
01-24-2008, 09:04 PM
Miller and Makers! Rubbing alcohol if I can find some!8p



Just Miller here, for now???? Makers and a splash????

Hoosier Bob
01-24-2008, 09:13 PM
Oh ya! Splash of ICE!:D Just Miller here, for now???? Makers and a splash????

Hoosier Bob
09-10-2010, 11:25 PM
Just saying, it is ok to make waves that will swamp most boats on the water but not to show pictures of swimsuits? Skiing is about chilled air, smooth water, the smell of coffee, considerate people and hot chicks in swimsuits! Suck it up and get it!:D