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Maristar210
07-27-2007, 04:24 PM
Until UMP hits 10,000 8p 8p 8p 8p

Who loves you bruther .....

uawaterskier
07-27-2007, 04:26 PM
are you stalking UMP?

Monte
07-27-2007, 04:26 PM
Shhhhh! Steve! He may quit like Ric did.........8p

Maristar210
07-27-2007, 04:28 PM
are you stalking UMP?


Naw, were buds. Ever talk to him on the phone? He's a hoot

Maristar210
07-27-2007, 04:29 PM
Shhhhh! Steve! He may quit like Ric did.........8p


Dream on my friend......

You know damn well he's sitting naked eating pasties right now...

Monte
07-27-2007, 04:29 PM
Who ric or UMP???

kingu
07-27-2007, 04:34 PM
Until UMP hits 10,000

at least 85 of those will only say "Hookers......" 8p

Ric
07-27-2007, 04:52 PM
ump you are catching me quick

BriEOD
07-27-2007, 05:21 PM
Until UMP hits 10,000 8p 8p 8p 8p

Who loves you bruther .....
Of those only 3 were not polls or pro-Hoosier propaganda!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 05:27 PM
ump you are catching me quick
Nice post hoing there Ric, just to keep your lead. your so sad. :noface: be creative....Like the other members here, at least they have worthy insults for me.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 05:28 PM
Of those only 3 were not polls or pro-Hoosier propaganda!
Yes, but how many where ANTI Hoosier Propaganda?? he turned bad ya know! like a wrestler!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 05:29 PM
at least 85 of those will only say "Hookers......" 8p
Yea, but those are the BEST ones!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 05:34 PM
are you stalking UMP?
sometimes he does....he covets my pasties.....and I throw full Old Milwaukee light beer cans at him to ward him off. Its like Kryptonite to downstaters. :cool:

pram
07-27-2007, 05:34 PM
Hi my name is UMP and I am a chronic POST HOE.

pram
07-27-2007, 05:35 PM
Can I have a pastie and a cold Milwaukee? Please I am awful thirsty and hungry up here

Monte
07-27-2007, 05:36 PM
I wonder how many posts UMP wil have by this time tomorrow??



(Psst. Steve we need an all UMP Poll)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 05:36 PM
Until UMP hits 10,000 8p 8p 8p

Who loves you bruther .....
Well my friend, whats its gonna be?? whats the topic of chioce for my 10,000th post?? I vote for:











Ready??











Wait for it.









you should know....












hookers......:cool:

pram
07-27-2007, 05:38 PM
With all the hooooookkkkkkeeeeeerrrrrrr talk how there are never any FIRETRUCKS involved???

pram
07-27-2007, 05:41 PM
Ya know Hookers and Firetrucks
They are like PB & J, Steak & Prawns, Beer & Clamato, Sunshine & Bikinis, Gin & Panties:eek:

Monte
07-27-2007, 05:42 PM
Well my friend, whats its gonna be?? whats the topic of chioce for my 10,000th post?? I vote for:











Ready??











Wait for it.









you should know....












hookers......:cool:

There went my idea:(

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 06:20 PM
Actually I am pretty dissapointed in this thread title Staristar, it should be called the "Official UMP's 10,000th post in all its glorious glory thread":cool: it must be revered dontchano!:D

tex
07-27-2007, 06:25 PM
It's got to be some type of poll!

JohnnyB
07-27-2007, 06:27 PM
Nice post hoing there Ric, just to keep your lead. your so sad. :noface: be creative....Like the other members here, at least they have worthy insults for me.
85 more to go.....:D

kingu
07-27-2007, 06:28 PM
Well my friend, whats its gonna be?? whats the topic of chioce for my 10,000th post?? I vote for:
hookers......:cool:

I've heard of a stripper pole, but never a Hooker Poll...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 07:04 PM
Maybe it will be like the sopranos last episode, just nothing. over. done. gone. history. I will leave you all with a journey song playing.

pram
07-27-2007, 07:12 PM
Maybe it will be like the sopranos last episode, just nothing. over. done. gone. history. I will leave you all with a journey song playing.


Yah Right..:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 07:21 PM
Yah Right..:rolleyes:
I am sure Hoosier bob and WFT would prefer it that way

BriEOD
07-27-2007, 07:57 PM
Yes, but how many where ANTI Hoosier Propaganda?? he turned bad ya know! like a wrestler!:D
Keep it UMP and I will reset your counter to zero or I will just keep deleting your posts and keep you at 9,999.8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:15 PM
Keep it UMP and I will reset your counter to zero or I will just keep deleting your posts and keep you at 9,999.8p
Ooo! you musta read the Ford-chevy post I did....:o

shepherd
07-27-2007, 08:22 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS STARTING AND PARTICIPATING IN A POLL LIKE THIS. THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION FORUM THAT WAS MEANT TO FOCUS ON THE MASTERCRAFT LIFESTYLE, WHERE A REASONABLY INTELLIGENT PERSON (WHITE MALE, AGED 21 TO 35, INCOME OF $50K+, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN) CAN ASK AND GIVE ADVICE ON THE OPERATION AND MAINTENANCE OF A MASTERCRAFT BOAT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A WASTE OF LIMITED COMPUTING RESOURCES THAN THIS. FRANKLY, I AM DISGUSTED. ALL YOU GUYS WITH YOUR CHILDISH SMILIES AND DEMEANING ATTITUDE TOWARDS WOMEN IN BATHING SUITS AND GLORIFYING THE ABUSE OF ALCOHOL.
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There, I got it out of my system.

Hey UMP, bet you can't break 10,000 before midnight! :cool: ;) :D :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:24 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS STARTING AND PARTICIPATING IN A POLL LIKE THIS. THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION FORUM THAT WAS MEANT TO FOCUS ON THE MASTERCRAFT LIFESTYLE, WHERE A REASONABLY INTELLIGENT PERSON (WHITE MALE, AGED 21 TO 35, INCOME OF $50K+, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN) CAN ASK AND GIVE ADVICE ON THE OPERATION AND MAINTENANCE OF A MASTERCRAFT BOAT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A WASTE OF LIMITED COMPUTING RESOURCES THAN THIS. FRANKLY, I AM DISGUSTED. ALL YOU GUYS WITH YOUR CHILDISH SMILIES AND DEMEANING ATTITUDE TOWARDS WOMEN IN BATHING SUITS AND GLORIFYING THE ABUSE OF ALCOHOL.
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GENE???? that you??

shepherd
07-27-2007, 08:27 PM
GENE???? that you??

That's it UMP, only 74 to go... I'm with you brother. And easy on the Miami Vices, we need you to go the distance tonight. :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:29 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS STARTING AND PARTICIPATING IN A POLL LIKE THIS. THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION FORUM THAT WAS MEANT TO FOCUS ON THE MASTERCRAFT LIFESTYLE, WHERE A REASONABLY INTELLIGENT PERSON (WHITE MALE, AGED 21 TO 35, INCOME OF $50K+, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN) CAN ASK AND GIVE ADVICE ON THE OPERATION AND MAINTENANCE OF A MASTERCRAFT BOAT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A WASTE OF LIMITED COMPUTING RESOURCES THAN THIS. FRANKLY, I AM DISGUSTED. ALL YOU GUYS WITH YOUR CHILDISH SMILIES AND DEMEANING ATTITUDE TOWARDS WOMEN IN BATHING SUITS AND GLORIFYING THE ABUSE OF ALCOHOL.
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There, I got it out of my system.

Hey UMP, bet you can't break 10,000 before midnight!

Shep, you neo-nazi supremecist loving, money hungry, temperance loving, decency mongering, narrow minded square! I fit into to NONE of those criteria of which you have listed! :mad: The only thing I fit into, are my leather pants, which my 10,000th post may be about! be careful!:D :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:31 PM
That's it UMP, only 74 to go... I'm with you brother. And easy on the Miami Vices, we need you to go the distance tonight. :D
NO Miami Vices tonite there Detective Switek. I am on the hard stuff.......water.:rolleyes:

I dont know...... if we had a crowd tonite......and a staristar, we could do a sign show.....

Ric
07-27-2007, 08:33 PM
Nice post hoing there Ric, just to keep your lead. your so sad. :noface: be creative....Like the other members here, at least they have worthy insults for me. HEY pump, I went outta my way to stay below ten thousand but I was not being heard... Sorry pal, you will pass my count in full meaningless postho glory in no time flat!

shepherd
07-27-2007, 08:35 PM
I dont know...... if we had a crowd tonite......and a staristar, we could do a sign show.....

C'mon UMP. If you try it, the crowd will gather... :cool:


Wait a minute did you just call me temperance loving, decency mongering, narrow minded square ??? :mad:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:37 PM
C'mon UMP. If you try it, the crowd will gather... :cool:


Wait a minute did you just call me temperance loving, decency mongering, narrow minded square ??? :mad:
No, no, never, never, not me. that was staristar, posting under my screen ID, that no good.......:mad:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:38 PM
HEY pump, I went outta my way to stay below ten thousand but I was not being heard... Sorry pal, you will pass my count in full meaningless postho glory in no time flat!
Oh yea, you tried REAL hard to stay under 10K there mr. slimshady:cool:

Ric
07-27-2007, 08:41 PM
C'mon UMP. If you try it, the crowd will gather... :cool:


Wait a minute did you just call me temperance loving, decency mongering, narrow minded square ??? :mad: now thats funny

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:44 PM
now thats funny
You will see how funny it really is when my leather pants surface again.:cool: :D

pram
07-27-2007, 08:48 PM
I am sure Hoosier bob and WFT would prefer it that way

To bad for them:mad: . We'd miss ya UMP:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 08:55 PM
To bad for them:mad: . We'd miss ya UMP:D
Oh trust me Pram, those guys would love to see me go!

Footin
07-27-2007, 09:57 PM
91 down to 61 more useless posts.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 10:01 PM
91 down to 61 more useless posts.
but whos countin' ???:D

Footin
07-27-2007, 10:10 PM
Are ya writing a speach for the big 10k post?

shepherd
07-27-2007, 10:14 PM
Are ya writing a speach for the big 10k post?

C'mon UMP, 58 more posts. You got almost 3 hours. If you can do.... (let's see, carry the 1, take it from the 10,000.... :rolleyes: ).... 20 posts per hour you got it made!

Maristar210
07-27-2007, 11:13 PM
Go for it UMP ....

You can do it.....

:D :D :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 11:19 PM
Go for it UMP ....

You can do it.....

:D :D :D
I can do lots of things. post ho'in aint one of them. All of my posts are thoughtful, and meaningful.

shepherd
07-27-2007, 11:22 PM
I can do lots of things. post ho'in aint one of them. All of my posts are thoughtful, and meaningful.

:uglyhamme .........................

Shoot, now I have to go get a napkin to wipe the beer off my screen!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 11:25 PM
Are ya writing a speach for the big 10k post?
well, there has been discussion behind the scenes over what the post will be about. If you had backed me in the last election instead of Erkle, you would be in the loop, but ya know, its politics.....:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-27-2007, 11:25 PM
:uglyhamme .........................

Shoot, now I have to go get a napkin to wipe the beer off my screen!
DOnt worry Shep, beer is your friend.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-28-2007, 12:15 AM
13 to go:cool:

Leroy
07-28-2007, 12:52 AM
The anticipation is unbearable to think of what you will have to say on post 10,000....

:popcorn:

tex
07-28-2007, 01:14 AM
Let's do it tonight....wait, that didn't sound right!

Leroy
07-28-2007, 02:27 AM
I know you and UMP are good friends, but he is going to get this done in about 1 minute when he wakes up!

Let's do it tonight....wait, that didn't sound right!

TMCNo1
07-28-2007, 10:55 AM
9 to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fintek9
07-29-2007, 12:26 AM
UMP, It's gotta be good you know. Your uncharted territory, Man your getting in the Record books, Just think! When the Ontenawgon news gets ahold of this...Interveiws, Book deals, The Today Show, Entertainment tonight, You know Ophra is gonna want a piece of this action so you can promote your book on her show!!!
OH, OH, TYRAs not going to let Ophra get all the fun with the UMP.
Man let the bidding begin. Dude your gonna be RICH......

Leroy
07-29-2007, 01:18 AM
If ump hasn't made 10,000 since yesterday I'm calling 911! Where are you UMP buddy???

TMCNo1
07-29-2007, 08:34 AM
If ump hasn't made 10,000 since yesterday I'm calling 911! Where are you UMP buddy???



He's pulling the old Ric trick, hovering, but never landing and it eating him alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes: :D

TMCNo1
07-29-2007, 08:40 AM
UMP, answer the phone!
The Winter Haven, Florida newspaper, The News Chief, is trying to contact you about your pending TT posting milestone and they want to do a photoshoot and a article on your boat. :cool:
Contact Skidog, he can fill you in on the details.

shepherd
07-29-2007, 09:01 AM
______________________

trickskier
07-29-2007, 09:13 AM
Darn, I'm glad UMP didn't reach 10K while I was on vacation..........This is one milestone I want to see..............:D

It's kinda like your odometer turning 100K...............8p

Leroy
07-29-2007, 10:25 AM
You always have to worry about what UMP is cooking up! He hasn't let travel get in the way of posting in the past!

I think he said he was going to Minocqua.

fintek9
07-29-2007, 12:50 PM
You know he's working on that milestone speech! his names at stake here, probably working on all the other speeches as well. they all can't be the same. lot of interviews and TV apprentices and the such!
Maybe waiting on a new cape thats going to be revealed before he hits the big 10,000. preparation is the key to success.

tex
07-29-2007, 01:02 PM
I have obtained a rough draft of his speech. It was leaked on the web.

Dear TT's

Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.Hookers, Superheroes, Smokey and the Bandit.

It was great-Peace out-Ump

Maristar210
07-29-2007, 09:52 PM
THE SUSPENSE IS NOT KILLING US8p 8p

TMCNo1
07-29-2007, 10:10 PM
THE SUSPENSE IS NOT KILLING US8p 8p


Maybe we should start checking out the new members!

André
07-29-2007, 10:10 PM
THE SUSPENSE IS NOT KILLING US8p 8p
I think i could wait and wait and wait...

bcampbe7
07-29-2007, 10:21 PM
Wake me up when it's over... :D

BriEOD
07-29-2007, 10:39 PM
I have frozen UMP's account at 9,999. Until he ponies up the cash (ransom) he will be sitting at home trying to figure out how to log on. ;)

Doug G
07-29-2007, 10:44 PM
Nice! Now that's good use of mod powers :D

Leroy
07-29-2007, 10:45 PM
That is cruel! His 10k post will "be let me back on" I could merge a couple then he would be at 9998 or less.... wow, this is bored fun....

I have frozen UMP's account at 9,999. Until he ponies up the cash (ransom) he will be sitting at home trying to figure out how to log on. ;)

BriEOD
07-29-2007, 10:46 PM
I am sure he is on the phone with his Congressman as we speak...."Sir, those MC moderators are picking on me." ;)

Doug G
07-29-2007, 10:57 PM
That is cruel! His 10k post will "be let me back on" I could merge a couple then he would be at 9998 or less.... wow, this is bored fun....

Come on now... I am sure you can do better than that... put your back into it :D

fintek9
07-29-2007, 11:45 PM
Come on now... I am sure you can do better than that... put your back into it :D
I'm in to that, make him work for it. At this 99.999
MAKE HIM BEGHEE, HEE, HEE,;)

trickskier
07-30-2007, 11:18 AM
I think the PRESSURE is getting to UMP trying to decide what thread he should post his HISTORIC 10,000th post..................;)

east tx skier
07-30-2007, 11:24 AM
Couldn't the mods delete a couple of useless polls and knock him back down to 2,000 pretty quick.

fintek9
07-30-2007, 11:30 AM
You all notice he's been lurking in the background haven't ya!
the Troll........
You killing me Smalls..... your killing me.

TMCNo1
07-30-2007, 11:40 AM
I'm right behind you UMP and if you don't jump in a get 10,000 real quick, I'm gonna pass you. I will be posting about anything I can find!

TMCNo1
07-30-2007, 11:42 AM
Let me tell you what the garbage man said this morning, (*^&%%, (*&#*@$ %# ^*^$%#*! I didn't know that!

shepherd
07-30-2007, 11:43 AM
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fintek9
07-30-2007, 11:45 AM
So #1, (let's entice him.) Tell me more!

TMCNo1
07-30-2007, 12:01 PM
UMP, did you ever talk to the Winter Haven, Florida newspaper, The News Chief about the article they wanted to do about you?

See this post! http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/showpost.php?p=382642&postcount=60

TMCNo1
07-30-2007, 12:26 PM
He got off @ 11:07am and must have gone to overindulge on pasties so he could go home sick, so they wouldn't hear him laughing at work!

Maristar210
07-31-2007, 09:52 AM
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Maristar210
07-31-2007, 09:52 AM
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

shepherd
07-31-2007, 09:56 AM
________________

Doug G
07-31-2007, 10:37 AM
:popcorn: :popcorn: