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TMCNo1
07-23-2007, 11:11 AM
This shows season premiers Thursday, July 26 9/8C on the SciFi Network! http://www.scifi.com/superhero/


UMP here is your calling, don't let us down!:rolleyes: :D

Maristar210
07-23-2007, 11:17 AM
This show premiers Thursday, July 26 9/8C on the SciFi Network! http://www.scifi.com/superhero/


UMP here is your calling, don't let us down!:rolleyes: :D


He won't make the first cut. That cape is as porous as a hockey net.

Steve

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 11:20 AM
OMG, how did I miss this?????? :(

If there was ever a "reality" show I wanted to be in, this is IT! I cant believe I didnt know about this!

I dont know how marketable a waterskiing idiot superhero is......:o

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 11:21 AM
He won't make the first cut. That cape is as porous as a hockey net.

SteveIm telling my mom you said that too!!:mad: :mad: Boy are you in trouble!!

TMCNo1
07-23-2007, 11:21 AM
Check out Ms. Limelight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maristar210
07-23-2007, 11:28 AM
Man I had to read miss Hygena three times before I got rid of hygene..

Which reminds me...


HI Gene :noface:

tex
07-23-2007, 11:32 AM
Ump, is this an authorized or unauthorized biography. Did you need a body double for the love scenes?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 11:37 AM
Ump, is this an authorized or unauthorized biography. Did you need a body double for the love scenes?
I dont know.....Maybe, I can see it now on the set while filming. Director yells: "CUT!!!! bring in the stunt ______." :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 11:39 AM
Ump, is this an authorized or unauthorized biography. Did you need a body double for the love scenes?
maybe I can do those scense myself.....what if I got a really small cape for that part??

Maristar210
07-23-2007, 11:41 AM
I see a SPEEDO in your future, just remember Yellow is already taken and black is not nearly tacky enough, Pink would be good.....:D :D

Hey Tex-

Love scenes and UMP do not go well together whilst its still mornin 8p

kingu
07-23-2007, 11:50 AM
I have this hanging on my wall at work...

Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Super Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

Don't be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-so, Fairly Incredibleman, Captian Invincible on a good day.

But don't labor the point: e.g., Mr. So-Powerful- Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image: e.g.,Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Sweetiepie.

Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.

It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.

Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable To Strontium 90.

Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume. You'll confuse people.

Maristar210
07-23-2007, 11:55 AM
I have his name all picked out....

























are you ready????????????????????







Here it is :




it's a bird, it's a plane? oh hell no run and hide it's


YOOPERMAN


He eats pasties faster than Kobyashi eats hot dots

He'll mix you a foo foo drink faster than you can say sugar hangover...

tex
07-23-2007, 11:57 AM
I hear yellow is a color that adds heft.

TMCNo1
07-23-2007, 12:11 PM
Ump, is this an authorized or unauthorized biography. Did you need a body double for the love scenes?



UMP didn't want a body double, when the director told him it was the money shot, he held out his hand thinking he would get a bag of quarters!:rolleyes: :eek: :banana:

ProTour X9
07-23-2007, 12:43 PM
YOOPERMAN!! That rocks, good one Steve!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 01:13 PM
Yooperman! I like it! :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 01:20 PM
HEY can I get a shirt like this then???

http://www.touchoffinland.com/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=158&zenid=9236161053945989ee3fb2a7ca00026a

TMCNo1
07-23-2007, 01:26 PM
Man I had to read miss Hygena three times before I got rid of hygene..

Which reminds me...


HI Gene :noface:




Gene is a SuperHero, it's Super he's gone, so he's my Hero!:D

TMCNo1
07-23-2007, 01:29 PM
HEY can I get a shirt like this then???

http://www.touchoffinland.com/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=158&zenid=9236161053945989ee3fb2a7ca00026a



Great avatar UMP, when you take trickskiers hat out of your Cheech and Chong lunchbox! That's where it is, isn't it!:rolleyes: :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 01:51 PM
Great avatar UMP, when you take trickskiers hat out of your Cheech and Chong lunchbox! That's where it is, isn't it!:rolleyes: :D
SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tex
07-23-2007, 01:54 PM
Gene is a SuperHero, it's Super he's gone, so he's my Hero!:D
I thought I was the only still throwing digs at Gene! Great one TMC1!

milkmania
07-23-2007, 03:34 PM
best I could do on such short notice:o

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 03:49 PM
best I could do on such short notice:o
Milk, you are da man! I could be one of those guys that put oil fires on oil rigs. all they have to do is put a small lake next to it, and provide a mastercraft ps 190, and that fire is as good as out!!

You may have found my calling, Milk! :cool:

SuperUMP, defender of the dry, protector of the dehydrated. :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-23-2007, 04:03 PM
Yooperman, friend of those who are on fire, wesquing people wiffout water.

TMCNo1
07-28-2007, 04:31 PM
UMP is only in the SuperHero business for the Russian girls,