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Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 06:38 PM
OK,

Lakey is my official alcohol represenator to the alcohol secretary. or, he tells me about booze.

so he tells me about making a "Miami Vice" back in the day. Half strawberry daquari, half pina coloda, with a 151 rum float on the top.

let me tell you, these babies are *****in. One more of these and I will think I am Sonny Crockett.

Here is what It looks like. I made them today for me, Ms. UMP and momma and pappa UMP. went over well. #2 is on the way!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/guitarzan1972/miamivice.jpg

milkmania
07-20-2007, 06:49 PM
OK,

Lakey is my official alcohol represenator to the alcohol secretary. or, he tells me about booze.

so he tells me about making a "Miami Vice" back in the day. Half strawberry daquari, half pina coloda, with a 151 rum float on the top.

let me tell you, these babies are *****in. One more of these and I will think I am Sonny Crockett.

Here is what It looks like. I made them today for me, Ms. UMP and momma and pappa UMP. went over well. #2 is on the way!!!



don't get too drunk and forget to turn on the Christmas lights8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 06:54 PM
don't get too drunk and forget to turn on the Christmas lights8p
I got a semi truck horn mounted on the roof of the house, and when we get drunk, we honk that bioch! that wakes the neighbors! it rules!!:D

milkmania
07-20-2007, 08:45 PM
I got a semi truck horn mounted on the roof of the house, and when we get drunk, we honk that bioch! that wakes the neighbors! it rules!!:D
what you do is get one of 15 gazzilion candlepower lights....

http://www.discountcutlery.net/media/HMV15.jpg
about 4:00 a.m.
go up to the neighbor's window
turn on the light, and have Ms. UMP blow the horn!:uglyhamme

shepherd
07-20-2007, 08:47 PM
Looks good UMP. For a girl!!!!!!!!!

Don't you see? The true path to enlightment is simple: 3 oz. gin, splash of dry vermouth, lemon twist. :) :) :)

It's FRIDAY. Time for a DRINK!!!!

milkmania
07-20-2007, 08:51 PM
well, so far I've made friends with the Captain and Mr. Jager



not mixed:rolleyes:

kingu
07-20-2007, 09:01 PM
Looks good UMP. For a girl!!!!!!!!!

Don't you see? The true path to enlightment is simple: 3 oz. gin, splash of dry vermouth, lemon twist. :) :) :)

It's FRIDAY. Time for a DRINK!!!!

What kind of gin do you prefer. I use Bombay Saphire or South. If you haven't tried South yet do yourself a favor...it is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!:cool:

shepherd
07-20-2007, 09:03 PM
What kind of gin do you prefer. I use Bombay Saphire or South. If you haven't tried South yet do yourself a favor...it is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!:cool:

Never heard of South. I'll keep my eyes open. I use the Sapphire, but my first one was with Tanqueray at skibuddy's house. Not bad.

Maristar210
07-20-2007, 09:05 PM
I'm putting the bimini on the pontoon. Drunk dial me later..... :D

kingu
07-20-2007, 09:10 PM
Never heard of South. I'll keep my eyes open. I use the Sapphire, but my first one was with Tanqueray at skibuddy's house. Not bad.

It's definitely worth at test run...enjoy!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 09:34 PM
Dude, I am serious SHep, these Miami Vices will mess you up! Ask Lakey! that boy is a serious drinker! if it comes recommended by hjim its a drink. LOTS of rum in those babies. its not a girl drink. might look like it, but it will whip yo azz!!!! I mean it buddy, these are bad arse! :cool: I wouldnt fool you shep, really.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 09:36 PM
I'm putting the bimini on the pontoon. Drunk dial me later..... :D
If I can dial later!8p You may be in luck Staristar!!!:D Ms. UMP is driving, so no jail tonite!!:D

LakePirate
07-20-2007, 10:02 PM
If I can dial later!8p You may be in luck Staristar!!!:D Ms. UMP is driving, so no jail tonite!!:D


Yeah but you know the mayor...he has the keys to the jail.

Ty 73
07-20-2007, 10:35 PM
http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=24688&stc=1&d=1184985225

Ty 73
07-20-2007, 10:38 PM
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far....

next.................

shepherd
07-20-2007, 10:56 PM
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far....

next.................

:uglyhamme Good one Ty! The endless drink photo thread. I can see 3 of them in your pic? Who's going to make it 4?

UMP, I was just messing with you. My Mai Tais look similar to your Miami Vices. I just don't do the fruit and little umbrella thing.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 10:56 PM
I thought it was all dust in the wind??:confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 10:58 PM
:uglyhamme Good one Ty! The endless drink photo thread. I can see 3 of them in your pic? Who's going to make it 4?

UMP, I was just messing with you. My Mai Tais look similar to your Miami Vices. I just don't do the fruit and little umbrella thing.
Shepster! its all good brutha! :toast: I am toast baby!! several Miami Vices, and a few balck russian and I am gone!!! just got off the phone with Lakey and Staristar! boy are they glad I called!!!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 11:01 PM
:uglyhamme Good one Ty! The endless drink photo thread. I can see 3 of them in your pic? Who's going to make it 4?

UMP, I was just messing with you. My Mai Tais look similar to your Miami Vices. I just don't do the fruit and little umbrella thing.
See, the umbrella makes it OFFICIAL! ;)

Hey! your the lucky one Shep! if I could find your phone # I would drunk dial you too!!!8p lets fire up the ol' palm one and see what we can find.....:cool:

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:15 PM
http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=24688&stc=1&d=1184985225

Ty,

I'll see you.....

and raise you!

shepherd
07-20-2007, 11:16 PM
See, the umbrella makes it OFFICIAL!

Hey! your the lucky one Shep! if I could find your phone # I would drunk dial you too!!! lets fire up the ol' palm one and see what we can find.....:cool:

The ol' palm what??? :confused:

Dude, don't call this late. The wife might get jealous! 8p

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:17 PM
My Mai Tais look similar to your Miami Vices. I just don't do the fruit and little umbrella thing.

for the record, I love MaiTais:love:









:o

shepherd
07-20-2007, 11:24 PM
for the record, I love MaiTais:love:

:o

Who doesn't?
You know, there's about 100 different Mai Tai recipes. My latest one comes from Emeril's Tchoup Tchoup restaurant in Orlando - called the 1944 Mai Tai Original . Got the recipe from http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_34673,00.html?rsrc=search- tastes just like the one in the restaurant.

Drink a couple of those and you'll be drunker than UMP on a stump!

Willski
07-20-2007, 11:24 PM
The fruity drinks can sneak up on you UMP!! Normally Tanq & Tonic or beer or red wine for me. I better quit now so I can ski in the mornin'

tex
07-20-2007, 11:25 PM
Red wine is following up my martini very nicely!

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:25 PM
Who doesn't?
You know, there's about 100 different Mai Tai recipes. My latest one comes from Emeril's Tchoup Tchoup restaurant in Orlando - called the 1944 Classic Mai Tai. Got the recipe from foodnetwork.com - tastes just like the one in the restaurant.

the first 3 I ever had were in a hotel in Chicago.......

hammered, hammered, hammered!!!


didn't realize it until I stood up and tried to find the floor!

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:28 PM
Who doesn't?
You know, there's about 100 different Mai Tai recipes. My latest one comes from Emeril's Tchoup Tchoup restaurant in Orlando - called the 1944 Mai Tai Original . Got the recipe from http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_34673,00.html?rsrc=search- tastes just like the one in the restaurant.

Drink a couple of those and you'll be drunker than UMP on a stump!



got it, thanks

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:29 PM
What kind of pagina drink is that? Better check your breasts! I think they are getting bigger! You have been whiney as of late as well!:o

Headaches?

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:31 PM
What kind of pagina drink is that? Better check your breasts! I think they are getting bigger! You have been whiney as of late as well!:o

Headaches?



http://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/pinkygirly.gif
do you guys need a moment alone???

shepherd
07-20-2007, 11:33 PM
What kind of pagina drink is that? Better check your breasts! I think they are getting bigger!

They are called "man boobs", and don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about! They are a byproduct of years of alcohol abuse - or maybe it's just old age. 8p

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:34 PM
If it includes an umbrella no man should drink it!

MAN LAW!

Ok, if it is raining but at no other time!:mad:

shepherd
07-20-2007, 11:35 PM
If it includes an umbrella no man should drink it!

MAN LAW!

Ok, if it is raining but at no other time!:mad:

Like I said... :rolleyes:

fintek9
07-20-2007, 11:36 PM
Workin on my nightcap!!!!

shepherd
07-20-2007, 11:37 PM
Workin on my nightcap!!!!

That's 4 ! :banana:

LakePirate
07-20-2007, 11:37 PM
wow Mrs. Fintek had better watch out.

pour out a little for the homies.

Doug G
07-20-2007, 11:39 PM
If you own a glass with palm trees on it and have umbrellas in your cupboards ... well

just sayin

I'll take one of Shep's

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:40 PM
That's muscle!;) They are called "man boobs", and don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about! They are a byproduct of years of alcohol abuse - or maybe it's just old age. 8p

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:44 PM
is it me, or does Jager taste like Tussin?

http://zoo.cs.yale.edu/%7Emjb63/images/tussin.jpg

http://www.spiritscorner.com/imgcat/jagermeister.jpg

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:44 PM
He supposedly has a girlfriend Priscilla! Now I know why she is so horny when she ventures down to Indy! Man she can break your back! No wonder! I would recommend steroids and the BB program! (Barry Bonds) C'mon Hump, lose the umbrella and take care of your woman! I am tired and have too many!;) If you own a glass with palm trees on it and have umbrellas in your cupboards ... well

just sayin

I'll take one of Shep's

LakePirate
07-20-2007, 11:46 PM
is it me, or does Jager taste like Tussin?

http://zoo.cs.yale.edu/%7Emjb63/images/tussin.jpg

http://www.spiritscorner.com/imgcat/jagermeister.jpg


It tastes like tussin.

That stuff is bad news.

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:47 PM
Robatussin?

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:48 PM
It tastes like tussin.

That stuff is bad news.

you coulda told me.....
before I found the bottom of the bottle!:(

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:49 PM
Robatussin?

yes, tussin is a form of it..... I thinkhttp://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/scotchmatic.gif

fintek9
07-20-2007, 11:50 PM
That's 4 ! :banana:
yea, but I only have to open one!! saves alot of time.....
and if you switch hands evenly you get the big guns!

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:51 PM
When I run out of beer I will drink Nyquil? Is that wrong? The rubbing alcohol burns but.......................:rolleyes:

shepherd
07-20-2007, 11:53 PM
Man, I love the Nyquil. In a tall glass with some fruit and a cute little umbrella... ;)

milkmania
07-20-2007, 11:55 PM
Man, I love the Nyquil. In a tall glass with some fruit and a cute little umbrella... ;)

I got too many windows openhttp://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/119.gif

Hoosier Bob
07-20-2007, 11:56 PM
I knew it! NyQuil and the Hammock? If the Hammock is a rockin' chances are we are getting a good nights sleep!8p

Leroy
07-21-2007, 12:03 AM
Make your own! I'm waiting on a home brew convert E85 to PGA!

When I run out of beer I will drink Nyquil? Is that wrong? The rubbing alcohol burns but.......................:rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
07-21-2007, 12:06 AM
Just purchased an awesome 2007 Tahoe LTZ E85! I will admit it is the nicest ride I have been around in awhile! Navi, Leather, Rear Ent, more buttons than I can imagine. rear camera, push a button and the seats fold forward. Nicest looking SUV made IMO!;) Make your own! I'm waiting on a home brew convert E85 to PGA!

milkmania
07-21-2007, 12:07 AM
Just purchased an awesome 2007 Tahoe LTZ E85! I will admit it is the nicest ride I have been around in awhile! Navi, Leather, Rear Ent, more buttons than I can imagine. rear camera, push a button and the seats fold forward. Nicest looking SUV made IMO!;)

they are nice:love:

what color?

Hoosier Bob
07-21-2007, 12:11 AM
Some kind of metallic gray stone maybe? Burlwood and leather interior. Way above my calliber. Never really seen a vehicle that looked better. My opinion of course. Chevrolet has hit some buttons with this one. The rectal thermometer is so far my favorite option!8p they are nice:love:

what color?

Hoosier Bob
07-21-2007, 12:15 AM
http://www.chevrolet.com/byo/buildSummary.cv;jsessionid=QWT3WRPZGAOJSCQN1EBCDSQ KBXMQKIPS?selectedOptions=U42&selectedOptions=VPA&fromPage=Option&inValidOptions=&modelDesignator=CK10706&pvc=11649&exteriorColor=Graystone+Metallic+&colorOptions=16U%5E193%5EAN3&styleId=LTZ+1LZ&interiorColorId=193&make=Chevrolet&seatTypeId=AN3&model=Tahoe&regularOptions=U42%5EVPA&modelId=006&wheelBaseId=0&y=12&exteriorColorId=16U&x=18&year=2007&driveType=4x4+Drive&interiorColor=Ebony+Custom+Leather-appointed+&subModelId=14&makeId=001&subModel=Base&style=LTZ+1LZ&zip=46235&wheelBaseLength=0&driveTypeId=61&vehicleModel=%2Fimages%2Fgmbp%2F13001%2Fvehicle%2F 2007%2Fmed%2F14_213M.gif&driveTypeLength=2&x=50&y=16

shepherd
07-21-2007, 12:16 AM
Awesome ride HB. Congrats.

milkmania
07-21-2007, 12:17 AM
http://www.chevrolet.com/byo/buildSummary.cv;jsessionid=QWT3WRPZGAOJSCQN1EBCDSQ KBXMQKIPS?selectedOptions=U42&selectedOptions=VPA&fromPage=Option&inValidOptions=&modelDesignator=CK10706&pvc=11649&exteriorColor=Graystone+Metallic+&colorOptions=16U%5E193%5EAN3&styleId=LTZ+1LZ&interiorColorId=193&make=Chevrolet&seatTypeId=AN3&model=Tahoe&regularOptions=U42%5EVPA&modelId=006&wheelBaseId=0&y=12&exteriorColorId=16U&x=18&year=2007&driveType=4x4+Drive&interiorColor=Ebony+Custom+Leather-appointed+&subModelId=14&makeId=001&subModel=Base&style=LTZ+1LZ&zip=46235&wheelBaseLength=0&driveTypeId=61&vehicleModel=%2Fimages%2Fgmbp%2F13001%2Fvehicle%2F 2007%2Fmed%2F14_213M.gif&driveTypeLength=2&x=50&y=16


beautiful trucks

my favorite are the black, red, or burgundy.....

but I've seen that color and it looks great!

tex
07-21-2007, 12:20 AM
Ump-Give me a call, I'll fly with you

Hoosier Bob
07-21-2007, 12:24 AM
Dude I still have the 99 F150! This is the ole ladies ride! I am still Hoosier! I ride your used crap! I feel awkward just seeing this thing in my drive way!

JohnE
07-21-2007, 07:55 AM
Nice ride, HB!

Back to OP. UMP try a Lynchburg Lemonade. Equal parts Jack Daniel's/ Triple Sec/ Sour mix then fill the glass (or pitcher) with Ginger Ale. Sounds harsh with the Jack, but it's not. Too sweet for me these days, but I make them for a lot of people. I know it's not original but thought you might want to try it. (Of course you could get one at any Friday's restaurant, too.)

JohnE
07-21-2007, 07:58 AM
Looks good UMP. For a girl!!!!!!!!!

Don't you see? The true path to enlightment is simple: 3 oz. gin, splash of dry vermouth, lemon twist. :) :) :)

It's FRIDAY. Time for a DRINK!!!!

Shep,

I love martini's but for some reason can't get into them in the summer with the hot weather. First cold night and I'm back on them. Beefeater, btw. Not very trendy, but I love it. Everyone else around here prefers Tanqueray.

shepherd
07-21-2007, 08:52 AM
When the cold weather hits, I start breaking out the scotch and red wine.

03 35th Anniversary
07-21-2007, 09:15 AM
Get one of the big pickle jars. Take 8 lemons quarter them up. Squeez them drop them in the jar. Put a cup to cup & half of sugar (how much ever you perfer) in the jar. Fill with ice, then fill with Tequila. Put the lid on the jar wrap a towle around it, take turns shaking it until the towle starts freeze to the jar. Then the drink is ready to be served. You will need about 4 or 5 friends to finish this off. Taste just like lemonaid. Great party drink. :friday:

P.S. Girls love it cause it has no burn.:love:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2007, 09:26 AM
Ump-Give me a call, I'll fly with you
Where we flyin???:confused:

Maristar210
07-21-2007, 09:52 AM
Surveying for hukers UMP

Good Morning....

Of to the hardware store since my mom decided the way to stop the toilet from running is pull up on the ball until it breaks:rolleyes: :mad:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-21-2007, 09:54 AM
Surveying for hukers UMP

Good Morning....

Of to the hardware store since my mom decided the way to stop the toilet from running is pull up on the ball until it breaks:rolleyes: :mad:
LOL!!! thats awesome!!!! I love that!!!! SHe rules!! my grandma would do something like that. and then get mad when that didnt fix it:rolleyes: Good morning my friend! we are going SKIING TODAY!!!

tex
07-21-2007, 10:39 AM
Shep,

I love martini's but for some reason can't get into them in the summer with the hot weather. First cold night and I'm back on them. Beefeater, btw. Not very trendy, but I love it. Everyone else around here prefers Tanqueray.
Beefeaters is a great solid Gin. Every bottle tastes the same. I'm a Bombay Saphire man. I don't do Tanqueray 10 for martinis(too perfumy). It is great for gin and tonics. If they don't have Saphire-I always order Beefeaters. I drink them year round. I had a great one with a nice cigar last night.

atlfootr
07-21-2007, 11:10 AM
Make me a goooood one, UMP :friday:

TX.X-30 fan
07-21-2007, 11:36 AM
What kind of pagina drink is that? Better check your breasts! I think they are getting bigger! You have been whiney as of late as well!:

Headaches?




I was reading the while sipping coffee just waiting for Ric to declare this thread GEY!!! And look who steps up to the plate reaches down checks, finds a "set" and calls all you fruity cocktail drinkin flamers out. :D

Thank you HB.


Ok so let hear it how are those hangovers going after the umbrella drinks. :confused: :confused: 8p

tex
07-21-2007, 12:09 PM
Where we flyin???:confused:
Just trying to shoehorn a Top Gun quote in!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-22-2007, 11:11 AM
I was reading the while sipping coffee just waiting for Ric to declare this thread GEY!!! And look who steps up to the plate reaches down checks, finds a "set" and calls all you fruity cocktail drinkin flamers out.

Thank you HB.


Ok so let hear it how are those hangovers going after the umbrella drinks.
Hey look macho man, I dare you to drink 3 of those Maimi Vices and tell me that. :cool: You can call them what you want, but they will kick your arse! there is enough Rum in them to float a battleship. Rum in the daquri, rum in the coloda, and then a 151 rum float on it. come on, like that is a sissy drink? :noface: drink 3 of them and tell me how much of a sissy drink they are Mr. Me sofa king tuff8p ;)

JohnE
07-22-2007, 11:24 AM
Beefeaters is a great solid Gin. Every bottle tastes the same. I'm a Bombay Saphire man. I don't do Tanqueray 10 for martinis(too perfumy). It is great for gin and tonics. If they don't have Saphire-I always order Beefeaters. I drink them year round. I had a great one with a nice cigar last night.

Never tried a Saphire. You've inspired me to try one though.;) Thanks.

TX.X-30 fan
07-22-2007, 11:42 AM
Hey look macho man, I dare you to drink 3 of those Maimi Vices and tell me that. :cool: You can call them what you want, but they will kick your arse! there is enough Rum in them to float a battleship. Rum in the daquri, rum in the coloda, and then a 151 rum float on it. come on, like that is a sissy drink? :: drink 3 of them and tell me how much of a sissy drink they are Mr. Me sofa king tuff;)





3 I got tipsy just looking at the pic. :D :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-22-2007, 11:53 AM
3 I got tipsy just looking at the pic. :D :D
Dont look at it too long and then drive! Woof ! they are strong!8p

its like a contact high from someone smoking marijahoochie in the same room , not that I know that.....just sayin.....:D

6ballsisall
07-22-2007, 02:56 PM
Ugh.... I got thru page 2 and can't look anymore. Me had a little to much wine and scotch last night..... what the hell was I thinking!!!!! :rolleyes:

6ballsisall
07-22-2007, 02:58 PM
Just purchased an awesome 2007 Tahoe LTZ E85! I will admit it is the nicest ride I have been around in awhile! Navi, Leather, Rear Ent, more buttons than I can imagine. rear camera, push a button and the seats fold forward. Nicest looking SUV made IMO!;)


Congrats HB!! I bought the wifey one of them about 2 months ago. She loves it, it's a great ride. Sounds like yours has every bell and whistle available!! :cool:

TX.X-30 fan
07-22-2007, 03:39 PM
Ugh.... I got thru page 2 and can't look anymore. Me had a little to much wine and scotch last night..... what the hell was I thinking!!!!! :rolleyes:




Excellent mixture, was it wine first then scotch or scotch then vino. :confused: :D

6ballsisall
07-23-2007, 10:00 AM
Excellent mixture, was it wine first then scotch or scotch then vino. :confused: :D


LOTS of wine (until we ran out....) then thought I'd have some Glen Livet as a night cap. Bad idea...........:(

tex
11-05-2008, 06:40 PM
Gin please!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-05-2008, 06:41 PM
I'll take Bombay sapphire for 200 Alex.

tex
11-27-2008, 12:51 PM
Try this-4oz Vodka, 4oz V-8, 2oz fresh lemon juice, salt/pepper and a dash of worschester. Put in shaker, shake and strain into your favorite chilled martini glass-The Bloody Mary Martini-You will notice a little extra in your shaker...a little present from Uncle Tex! Happy Thanksgiving boys and girls!!!!

shepherd
12-16-2011, 08:50 AM
Don't you see? The true path to enlightment is simple: 3 oz. gin, splash of dry vermouth, lemon twist. :) :) :)


Try this: SMOKY MARTINI

Coat inside of a chilled martini glass with a very smoky scotch (I use Lagavulin). Pour excess scotch back in the bottle. Prepare martini as above (substitute olive for lemon if you prefer) and pour into the glass. It gives the martini a slightly smoky flavor.

I learned this one at our favorite bar during our trip to Scotland.

[Remember, a truly classic martini must be stirred.]

tex
12-17-2011, 11:05 AM
Try this: SMOKY MARTINI

Coat inside of a chilled martini glass with a very smoky scotch (I use Lagavulin). Pour excess scotch back in the bottle. Prepare martini as above (substitute olive for lemon if you prefer) and pour into the glass. It gives the martini a slightly smoky flavor.

I learned this one at our favorite bar during our trip to Scotland.

[Remember, a truly classic martini must be stirred.]

I want one.

-V-
12-17-2011, 11:11 AM
any one tried the new jim beam thats called devils cut or the new jack daniels honey? Both are decent....