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milkmania
02-16-2005, 03:01 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: Cocker Spaniel, sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES.. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile.
Better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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ILLITERATE ? Write today for free help.
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AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, you will never go anywhere again.
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DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children
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STOCK UP AND SAVE. Limit: one.
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SEMI ANNUAL AFTER XMAS SALE
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DINNER SPECIAL. Turkey $3.25; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
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FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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NOW IS YOUR CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
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GREAT DAMES for sale.
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TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it
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FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment
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WANTED: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink
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WE WILL OIL your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1

Mag_Red
02-16-2005, 03:33 PM
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything. :purplaugh

jimmer2880
02-17-2005, 07:10 AM
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything. :purplaugh

That would be my favorite also!:friday: