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Ryan
06-28-2007, 03:10 PM
Google Yourself

A little game: Google yourself and finally confess all the weird things You (aka other people with your name) have done.



Apparently I robbed a bank in England, am a mountain climber and wrote a physics paper about it, attend(ed) and play LaCrosse for University of Alaska at Fairbanks ;)


Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Manchester, England comes the story of bozo Ryan XXXX who decided to hold up the branch of the Bank of Scotland on the hottest day of the year. And for such a hot day, he showed definite bozo skills in selecting his choice of apparel-a heavy winter coat and fur hat. He was able to get the teller to place about $8500 in a shopping bag and he headed for the exit where his getaway bicycle was waiting. He quickly discovered it's tough to pedal while wearing a parka and to complicate things the dye packet in the money exploded, engulfing him in a cloud of red smoke. Momentarily stunned, he fell from the bicycle, losing his hat and sending his money scattering. As he tried to gather his cash and hat, the bank's security camera got a clear shot of his face which the cops used to apprehend him.

Maristar210
06-28-2007, 03:14 PM
I did this before. Turns out I'm a Bishop and im really ugly :mad:

east tx skier
06-28-2007, 03:15 PM
My google alter ego used to be some guy that had written some socio-sex paper that started out with some story about looking at a girl through the stacks in a university library. I'll see if it's still out there. Oh, and I'm also Jose Canseco's manager ???

pram
06-28-2007, 03:18 PM
I don't have an alter. :(

I am no only one (some might say thank god)

slink976
06-28-2007, 03:19 PM
Damn I died in WWII... that sucks, the highlight I was a General!

Sodar
06-28-2007, 03:21 PM
I am nobody!! :(

Tourney Team 197
06-28-2007, 03:25 PM
I am an artist, a professor for the naval academy, and a photographer. I also enjoy science fiction...:confused:

Leroy
06-28-2007, 03:34 PM
I'm someone that hangs out on Teamtalk too much! ;)

Ryan
06-28-2007, 03:36 PM
I am nobody!! :(

Oh, not true. You were mentioned in the Swinerton Quarterly for your architecture work with the "techbridgegirls". And the real you comes up on two TMC threads 'LA Boat Show' and 'Removable Tongue???' threads.

Flatwaterfooter
06-28-2007, 03:42 PM
I came up as well myself. No one else out there with my name apparently

ski_king
06-28-2007, 03:48 PM
I am a nobody also, but apparantly my daughter is a model that is into soft porn...:eek3: :mad:


Ryan, you just ruined my day.....

Chicago190
06-28-2007, 03:52 PM
Apparently I work on Wall Street and some guy has a page devoted to me and how great I am? Oh well, I can't disagree with him on that one.

It's also fun to type in your name and click I'm feeling lucky and see where you end up. A warning for those at work is sometimes the sites can have not safe for work content.

milkmania
06-28-2007, 03:56 PM
My google alter ego used to be some guy that had written some socio-sex paper that started out with some story about looking at a girl through the stacks in a university library. I'll see if it's still out there. Oh, and I'm also Jose Canseco's manager ???
I'm an attorney in Missourihttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif


exact match of first, middle, and last name
I was born October 1965
he was born August 1965

Sodar
06-28-2007, 03:56 PM
Oh, not true. You were mentioned in the Swinerton Quarterly for your architecture work with the "techbridgegirls". And the real you comes up on two TMC threads 'LA Boat Show' and 'Removable Tongue???' threads.

Yeah, but that is me... I don't have an evil twin!!! :(

Willski
06-28-2007, 04:00 PM
I am a nobody also, but apparantly my daughter is a model that is into soft porn...:eek3: :mad:


Ryan, you just ruined my day.....

I meant to tell you about that, but I wasn't sure how.

TMCNo1
06-28-2007, 04:04 PM
If my middle name was "Leroy", I pleaded guilty to murder 2 days ago!:eek: :popcorn: :uglyhamme :huh:

pkskier
06-28-2007, 04:08 PM
Hey I am a left winger for the Anaheim Ducks

Willski
06-28-2007, 04:10 PM
It appears I am Australia's True Blue Balladeer and the women's bowling coach at Vanderbilt.

milkmania
06-28-2007, 04:11 PM
If my middle name was "Leroy", I pleaded guilty to murder 2 days ago!:eek: :popcorn: :uglyhamme :huh:
omg!!!!

I just read some of the court documents......

sounds just like you!

THE COURT: All right. Mr. Page, you are the same Mr. Harold Page
that plead in court two days ago, is that right?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: You stated at that time here that Mr. William Garrison is
your lawyer.
THE DEFENDANT: I said I would try to hire Mr. Garrison.
THE COURT: So now you said you hired him?
THE DEFENDANT: Don’t tell me what I said. Don’t tell me what I
said. I don’t have to lie to you. You are not going to tell me…
THE COURT: You are not the type that would do that.
THE DEFENDANT: No, I don’t have to.
THE COURT: Mr. Garrison, would you approach the bench, please?
Now, do you know this fellow?
MR. GARRISON: I’ve never seen Mr. Page in my life, Your Honor.



http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:5DBy2XGbDskJ:caselaw.findlaw.com/data2/circs/8th/042339P.pdf+harold+page&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=9&gl=us&client=firefox-a

jbfootin
06-28-2007, 04:11 PM
I sell John Deere lawn mowers...The other me is not much more exciting than the real me:mad:

Ryan
06-28-2007, 04:11 PM
Yeah, but that is me... I don't have an evil twin!!! :(

Well, be flattered. The real me doesn't show up. Maybe when I become a Senator.

Ryan
06-28-2007, 04:17 PM
I am a nobody also, but apparantly my daughter is a model that is into soft porn...:eek3: :mad:


Ryan, you just ruined my day.....


That can't feel good. :o I can imagine...with two girls of my own.

3event
06-28-2007, 04:27 PM
The FIRST google match goes to a dude's home page where he explains about what a great C++ programmer he is, and shows images of the games he has written

OR, I could be in charge of seed sales at a farmer's co-op.

I guess I need an alias with some mojo!

Sodar
06-28-2007, 04:32 PM
Well, be flattered. The real me doesn't show up. Maybe when I become a Senator.

Just put your name on TT... that will get u on there!!!

Ryan
06-28-2007, 04:56 PM
Just put your name on TT... that will get u on there!!!

I just did a google search with my name + tmcowners and dang, there I am! I didn't think I used my last name on here. Looks like I slipped a long time ago in the archives. Now I can sleep better knowing how famous I am.

milkmania
06-28-2007, 04:56 PM
Just put your name on TT... that will get u on there!!!
true dat:o


april 2005

msetexas
06-28-2007, 05:16 PM
Turns out I'm:

-a recording artist,
-an award-winning plumbing contractor from Yucaipa, CA, and
-a member of the Imperial Scooter Club of Scootlanta.

milkmania
06-28-2007, 05:19 PM
Turns out I'm:

-a recording artist,
-an award-winning plumbing contractor from Yucaipa, CA, and
-a member of the Imperial Scooter Club of Scootlanta.


sure would like to see that hat!:uglyhamme

Ryan
06-28-2007, 05:22 PM
Betsy Harrison:

Mental health counselor
Lawyer
Realtor
President and CEO, Genesee Country Village & Museum
Has a:
Doctorate in Education, Higher education, 1996
Educational Specialist degree in Counseling, 1985
Masters in Education, Counseling, 1983
Bachelor of Arts, English 1980
Posts to TMC a lot

A lot of Betsy Harrisons in education…no jail time or arrests that I could find ;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 05:24 PM
I did this before. Turns out I'm a Bishop and im really ugly :mad:
......................

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 05:49 PM
Well, typing UMP in google just brings up alot of nonsense. :confused:

Sodar
06-28-2007, 05:52 PM
Well, typing UMP in google just brings up alot of nonsense. :confused:

:uglyhammeAint that the truth!!! :uglyhamme

Danimal
06-28-2007, 06:24 PM
Apparently I was just promoted to executive vice president, corporate communications, Nickelodeon, Nick at Nite, TV Land and Spike TV.

Show me the Money!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 06:52 PM
:uglyhammeAint that the truth!!! :uglyhamme
:D He shoots, he scores!

bcampbe7
06-28-2007, 07:01 PM
:uglyhammeAint that the truth!!! :uglyhamme


LOL!!! Nice! :uglyhamme

Maristar210
06-28-2007, 07:07 PM
Imagine that Mr. XXXXXXX8p

That is not how it's pronounced and please don't do that again

msetexas
06-28-2007, 07:12 PM
sure would like to see that hat!:uglyhamme

It appears I have a Scooter Fetish........

http://www.imperialsc.com/index.htm

They must be the most feared Scooter Gang in the Southeast, judging by their Rally logo. :shocked:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 07:13 PM
It appears I have a Scooter Fetish........

http://www.imperialsc.com/index.htm

They must be the most feared Scooter Gang in the Southeast, judging by their Rally logo. :shocked:
The probably sit at the cool kids lunch table in there school.:cool:

Doug G
06-28-2007, 07:55 PM
There's 29 of me in public records now! Among my accomplishments apparently I am a Dr., a staff writer for the Clevelend Jewish News, I am on the katrina missing listing pages, Capt. me is an inactive member of the professional association of parasail operators and I am a platinum member of the Sandy Bay west end marine park in honduras.

M-Funf
06-28-2007, 08:06 PM
Evidently I'm in Jail in Minnesota...

tex
06-28-2007, 08:33 PM
Michael "Mike" Spence (b. 30 December 1936, Croydon, Surrey – d. 7 May 1968, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, USA) was a motor racing driver from England. He participated in 37 Formula One World Championship Grands Prix, debuting on September 8, 1963. He achieved 1 podium, and scored a total of 27 championship points. He also participated in numerous non-Championship Formula One races, as well as sports car racing.

I died in the 68 Indy 500!

I'm also a pretty good Canadian Barefooter. I've never met myself.

TMCNo1
06-28-2007, 09:29 PM
omg!!!!

I just read some of the court documents......

sounds just like you!

THE COURT: All right. Mr. Page, you are the same Mr. Harold Page
that plead in court two days ago, is that right?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: You stated at that time here that Mr. William Garrison is
your lawyer.
THE DEFENDANT: I said I would try to hire Mr. Garrison.
THE COURT: So now you said you hired him?
THE DEFENDANT: Don’t tell me what I said. Don’t tell me what I
said. I don’t have to lie to you. You are not going to tell me…
THE COURT: You are not the type that would do that.
THE DEFENDANT: No, I don’t have to.
THE COURT: Mr. Garrison, would you approach the bench, please?
Now, do you know this fellow?
MR. GARRISON: I’ve never seen Mr. Page in my life, Your Honor.



http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:5DBy2XGbDskJ:caselaw.findlaw.com/data2/circs/8th/042339P.pdf+harold+page&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=9&gl=us&client=firefox-a




:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme That is a simular response I get when we visit the MasterCraft factory!

milkmania
06-28-2007, 09:51 PM
Evidently I'm in Jail in Minnesota...

what are the charges?

or, should I askhttp://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/baggif.gif

tex
06-28-2007, 10:34 PM
what are the charges?

or, should I askhttp://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/baggif.gif
In Texas-21.06?

shepherd
06-28-2007, 11:04 PM
In my other life, I'm an artist (according to Google). Here's a sample of my work. Can't complain about the subject matter, can I? :smile:

milkmania
06-28-2007, 11:15 PM
In my other life, I'm an artist (according to Google). Here's a sample of my work. Can't complain about the subject matter, can I? :smile:

can I get you to design me a t-shirt?:confused:










:rolleyes:

Doug G
06-28-2007, 11:17 PM
You do good work. That must interfere with your skiing time though

6ballsisall
06-28-2007, 11:20 PM
Apparently I was the founder of a VOIP company called Voice Verified. Looks like a made/make a good sum of money from this business. I am confused, I can't seem to figure out where it's all gone????:confused: :confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 11:21 PM
Apparently I was the founder of a VOIP company called Voice Verified. Looks like a made/make a good sum of money from this business. I am confused, I can't seem to figure out where it's all gone????:confused: :confused:
Apparently I was the CEO for that company. I spent it all on booze and hukers.

6ballsisall
06-28-2007, 11:22 PM
Apparently I was the CEO for that company. I spent it all on booze and hukers.


Well at least somebody enjoyed themselves at my expense! 8p Don't come crying to me when your wing-wang falls off from the dirty hukers!!! 8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 11:30 PM
Well at least somebody enjoyed themselves at my expense! 8p Don't come crying to me when your wing-wang falls off from the dirty hukers!!! 8p
Oh dont start that now. Who are you? my mom?? you sound like here when she found out I was in jail in vegas

6ballsisall
06-28-2007, 11:32 PM
Just sayin UMP, just sayin......;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 11:34 PM
Just sayin UMP, just sayin......;)
OK, mom. :rolleyes: HEY! can you bake me some cookies?:confused: please?????:o I promise never to play with hukers again!

tex
06-28-2007, 11:34 PM
I died in the f'n Indy 500 and nobody responds?

6ballsisall
06-28-2007, 11:35 PM
OK, mom. :rolleyes: HEY! can you bake me some cookies?:confused: please?????:o I promise never to play with hukers again!

Go over and see your Uncle Erk, he cooks some mean Chicken. Call ahead and tell him to start thawing it out. He keeps LOTS of it FROZEN!! :D

milkmania
06-28-2007, 11:35 PM
I died in the f'n Indy 500 and nobody responds?

well, I lit a candle as a memorial......

does that count?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 11:35 PM
Dammnit Randol!!!:mad: your a buzzkill! I really was getttin ready to go to vegas for some good hukin action too. those HOT ones! now you've ruined it!:(

tex
06-28-2007, 11:36 PM
well, I lit a candle as a memorial......

does that count?
You were always the one I could count on!

Maristar210
06-28-2007, 11:37 PM
I died in the f'n Indy 500 and nobody responds?


I laughed out loud when I read that TEX. You never answered my question about driver on Wedneday mornings at 6:00am. You drive, I face plant, its a great deal....:rolleyes:

milkmania
06-28-2007, 11:37 PM
Dammnit Randol!!!:mad: your a buzzkill! I really was getttin ready to go to vegas for some good hukin action too. those HOT ones! now you've ruined it!:(

hey UMP,

learn some contractions:rant:





















8p

Hoosier Bob
06-28-2007, 11:38 PM
What year?:confused: I died in the f'n Indy 500 and nobody responds?

tex
06-28-2007, 11:39 PM
I laughed out loud when I read that TEX. You never answered my question about driver on Wedneday mornings at 6:00am. You drive, I face plant, its a great deal....:rolleyes:
I just hate when someone takes my place as the face plant guy! I call myself the hang a toe guy!

Doug G
06-28-2007, 11:40 PM
I try not to make a habit out of responding to the ghostly images ... it freaks out the neighbors.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-28-2007, 11:40 PM
hey UMP,

learn some contractions:rant:

8pyou a doctor??

tex
06-28-2007, 11:40 PM
What year?:confused:
I died in the 68 Indy 500! If I could have only hung on for one more year!!

Hoosier Bob
06-28-2007, 11:43 PM
Is that you Mike?:confused:

Turbine cars! I have the Hotwheel version still.I died in the 68 Indy 500! If I could have only hung on for one more year!!

Maristar210
06-28-2007, 11:45 PM
UMP,

I'm drivin up to see you sometime this year, when does the water get warm?

milkmania
06-28-2007, 11:54 PM
you a doctor??


google said I was an attorney.....

I thought attorneys were english majors:confused:;)

tex
06-29-2007, 12:04 AM
google said I was an attorney.....

I thought attorneys were english majors:confused:;)
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-29-2007, 12:30 AM
UMP,

I'm drivin up to see you sometime this year, when does the water get warm?
Never. :(

it only gets, not as cold as it was last week.;)

bout late July or Early august it should be good. Whatcha comin up here for?? business?? Bring that cool BBQ grill you made.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-29-2007, 12:30 AM
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Same thing.

betsy&david Harrison
06-29-2007, 12:38 AM
Oh, not true. You were mentioned in the Swinerton Quarterly for your architecture work with the "techbridgegirls". And the real you comes up on two TMC threads 'LA Boat Show' and 'Removable Tongue???' threads.
Sodar has a removable tongue???;) :D Ooooh la la

milkmania
06-29-2007, 12:43 AM
Sodar has a removable tongue???;) :D Ooooh la la

......backs out of room slowly.......

Cameron,
you're on your own, buddy8p

betsy&david Harrison
06-29-2007, 12:44 AM
Apperently I do not exist in my maiden name. I'll try the married name.

A counselor, realator and a dressmaker. Not too interesting.

thijs
06-29-2007, 01:06 AM
Unless anyone on here speaks/reads Dutch I am never going to find out what I have been up too!! lol

milkmania
06-29-2007, 02:03 AM
Unless anyone on here speaks/reads Dutch I am never going to find out what I have been up too!! lol


Tenzij iedereen hier spreekt/leest Nederlands ik nooit ga te weten komen ook wat ik omhoog! ben geweest! lol





De HoofdAmbacht van het team:D

Monte
06-29-2007, 10:46 AM
All I found was me........ I have no alter ego...

Slinkyredfoot
06-29-2007, 11:13 AM
Chairman of psychology department at the University of California at Berkley. Have written many articles concerning childrens attention deficit disorders....I guess this explains my problems...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-29-2007, 11:15 AM
All I found was me........ I have no alter ego...
Its good to be the king.

Monte
06-29-2007, 11:20 AM
Its good to be the king.

Or a member of the Chamber of Commerce;)

fintek9
06-29-2007, 11:32 AM
Well, looks like I'm a Macintosh c programmer for Automate Scientific
Research....Damb i'm smarter than I thought...COOL!!:cool:
Oh yea, I also sell lawn and garden on the side:o

tex
06-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Well, looks like I'm a Macintosh c programmer for Automate Scientific
Research....Damb i'm smarter than I thought...COOL!!:cool:
Oh yea, I also sell lawn and garden on the side:o
You could be dead like me!

Maristar210
06-29-2007, 11:35 AM
You could be dead like me!


Take it easy Tex, your not dead :D

tex
06-29-2007, 11:41 AM
Take it easy Tex, your not dead :D
Not true, I got smoked in the 1968 Indy 500. Hopefully it was by Danica!

Sodar
06-29-2007, 11:45 AM
Not true, I got smoked in the 1968 Indy 500. Hopefully it was by Danica!

Or this chick..... JEEZ US!!!

Sodar
06-29-2007, 11:46 AM
Or this one.... WOW!

Sodar
06-29-2007, 11:47 AM
Anyone have an Indy Car I can drive!?!?

Sodar
06-29-2007, 11:48 AM
Please????

Monte
06-29-2007, 11:49 AM
Anyone have an Indy Car I can drive!?!?

Just put me in the pits.. I'll help her change tires and check fluids all day long;)

Maristar210
06-29-2007, 11:49 AM
I'm not sure which would be higher maintenance, her or the Indy car 8p

I think I'll stick with betsy, she makes cakes, that chick probably can't cook at all and fat people like me need to eat :D

tex
06-29-2007, 11:49 AM
They drive?

fintek9
06-29-2007, 12:09 PM
doe's it matter?
Might have to have a "pitgirl" thread on that topic!

bbeach
06-29-2007, 12:13 PM
I'm a town in New Jersey!

Datdude
06-29-2007, 12:16 PM
I am ........
1. Software Engineer getting a private pilot's license
2. Actor in the movie Forsaken(1994)
3. Dead
4. Faculty Member at Capital University
5. Lawyer
6. College Baseball Player
7. Real Estate Agent
8. Financial Planner

and all this time I thought I had a unique name......:mad:

tex
06-29-2007, 12:17 PM
I'm a town in New Jersey!
Nice to meet you, Hackensack!

Maristar210
06-29-2007, 12:26 PM
I am ........
1. Software Engineer getting a private pilot's license
2. Actor in the movie Forsaken(1994)
3. Dead
4. Faculty Member at Capital University
5. Lawyer
6. College Baseball Player
7. Real Estate Agent
8. Financial Planner

and all this time I thought I had a unique name......:mad:


Your name is DatDude, you have the woo hoo guy as your avatar and your from Minocqua,

Trust me your unique :D


Which reminds me (Eddie Murphy voice)

Have you met my dughters?

Monique and Unique?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-29-2007, 12:30 PM
I'm not sure which would be higher maintenance, her or the Indy car 8p

I think I'll stick with betsy, she makes cakes, that chick probably can't cook at all and fat people like me need to eat :D
:uglyhamme: :uglyhamme: A realist!

Hoosier Bob
06-29-2007, 09:46 PM
It would be the first Indy car with Air Bags!8p

Hoosier Bob
06-29-2007, 09:49 PM
I am a Civil War general, an actor, a producer, attorney, doctor and HOOSIER BOB!:D

Monte
06-29-2007, 09:51 PM
I am a Civil War general, an actor, a producer, attorney, doctor and HOOSIER BOB!:D

Damnit Bob........... you've done well for yourself...........

Hoosier Bob
06-29-2007, 09:52 PM
I am also an Ordained Minister! (spelling?)

Monte
06-29-2007, 09:56 PM
Well... I'll be darned.........

Maristar210
06-29-2007, 10:14 PM
Bob's online

Time for a bathroom break 8p 8p

Chief
06-29-2007, 10:49 PM
Actor in old