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mbeach
06-14-2007, 10:58 AM
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams's plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we g ive them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE."

"Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

trickskier
06-14-2007, 11:03 AM
Works for me....................;)

mbeach
06-14-2007, 11:09 AM
knew you and i would agree tricks. may be down after 27th of this month. if so, will let you know. i need to run my boat so perhaps you could meet me at kingsley or bradford ramp at santa fe. don't think my lake will have enough water yet.

TMCNo1
06-14-2007, 11:10 AM
I agree, but no matter what, big money will continue to buy our politicians and the cycle would only start all over again, IMO!

ProTour X9
06-14-2007, 11:11 AM
Not bad......Go Robin!!

Maristar210
06-14-2007, 11:17 AM
I would like to see a sit down between fat useless bastard Michael Moore and Robin Williams. No I really mean it.

Peace now? It is not that simple people.....

Instead I choose to support the elected government even when Clinton was lying about Monica I supported him, why? Because he is our elected official and I respect the office whether or not I disagree with the tactics.

The only ones I hate worse than the French are.... well there is no one I hate worse than the French. They should re-name the country "Sit back and do nothing but complain and learn how to say we surrender in every language known to man except French".

If you think it might be a great vacation to go see the Efiiel Tower or if shopping in Pareee appeals to you; Punch yourself in the face.

As Forrest Gump said :"Well that's all I really have to say about that..."

Ric
06-14-2007, 11:17 AM
yall think robin williams really said that stuff?

trickskier
06-14-2007, 11:22 AM
knew you and i would agree tricks. may be down after 27th of this month. if so, will let you know. i need to run my boat so perhaps you could meet me at kingsley or bradford ramp at santa fe. don't think my lake will have enough water yet.

Let me know, I could meet you Sunday July 1st..............I have plans for Saturday the 30th...............We've been getting some afternoon showers, but we need a lot more to get the lake levels back up.

trickskier
06-14-2007, 11:30 AM
I would like to see a sit down between fat useless bastard Michael Moore and Robin Williams. No I really mean it.

Michael Moore....................What a WASTE of a human being!!! It thoroughly disgusts me that he's citizen of The United States, breathing our FREE air...............:mad:

mbeach
06-14-2007, 02:32 PM
Let me know, I could meet you Sunday July 1st..............I have plans for Saturday the 30th...............We've been getting some afternoon showers, but we need a lot more to get the lake levels back up.
if not the 1st, what about during the week? neighbor, a bull gaytor by the way, is having a party on the 30th. not sure if i will be worth shooting on the 1st, but who knows. will stay in touch.

shepherd
06-14-2007, 02:43 PM
yall think robin williams really said that stuff?

Just what I was wondering.

edit: NOPE http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp