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nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 04:20 PM
Hey what ever happened to the "Ask your stupid questions here thread!" I dont remember who started it way back when, but man ol man did I have a laugh or 20.

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 04:22 PM
If my speedometer paddlewheel isn't turning, does that mean I don't need mustard on a hotdog?

Toober Tom
04-25-2007, 04:23 PM
I have been hearing a lot of talk about appling teak oil to swim platforms.

What is the proper procedure for oiling my fiberglass swim platform?

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 04:28 PM
I have been hearing a lot of talk about appling teak oil to swim platforms.

What is the proper procedure for oiling my fiberglass swim platform?


Astroglide is best! The warming kind!:D

trickskier
04-25-2007, 04:29 PM
If I fill my trailer tires with Helium, will this make my trailer float?

shepherd
04-25-2007, 04:40 PM
If I create another "stupid questions" thread, will people actually post on it?

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 04:45 PM
If I create another "stupid questions" thread, will people actually post on it?

I will! Since you posted on mine!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 04:46 PM
Astroglide is best! The warming kind!:D
I once used astroglide to get my feet in my ski bindings.....seriously:cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 04:47 PM
If I create another "stupid questions" thread, will people actually post on it?
Make yours the OFFICIAL stupid questions thread Shep!:D

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 04:48 PM
the warming kind?

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 04:52 PM
Make yours the OFFICIAL stupid questions thread Shep!:D


Why a new thread, when we have this one going just fine.
Are we afraid the Drag Queens will take over the display computers at Radio Hut and Staple Depot and order waterpump impellers for their Big Wheels?

SNOOTYSKIER
04-25-2007, 04:52 PM
Great....Just what we need around here, more stupid questions, another playground for UMP and his croanies.

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 04:56 PM
the warming kind?

Or he can order the New Optional Heated Fiberglass Toob Platform on the new ToobStar!:rolleyes:

Sodar
04-25-2007, 04:57 PM
Great....Just what we need around here, more stupid questions, another playground for UMP and his croanies.

What else is TeamTalk for!?!?!? :confused: :confused:

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 04:58 PM
Great....Just what we need around here, more stupid questions, another playground for UMP and his croanies.


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

TX.X-30 fan
04-25-2007, 05:01 PM
I once used astroglide to get my feet in my ski bindings.....seriously:cool:



Were you sking with Ric. 8p 8p

SNOOTYSKIER
04-25-2007, 05:02 PM
Were you sking with Ric. 8p 8p
I am sure he was. :noface:

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 05:02 PM
Great....Just what we need around here, more stupid questions, another playground for UMP and his croanies.


I'm really defended by that,:rolleyes:
Has someone got some dingleberries wound up in some lace?????????:confused:

Diesel
04-25-2007, 05:03 PM
How do i stear my boat in reverse? :confused:

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 05:04 PM
How do i stear my boat in reverse? :confused:



Moooooooooooooooooooooove the stearing whail!:rolleyes:

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 05:07 PM
How do i stear my boat in reverse? :confused:

Same as you would in foward, Benificial to look the other way though!:D

TX.X-30 fan
04-25-2007, 05:08 PM
the warming kind?



21251

I think this is what #1 uses on his prop-nut to facilitate installation. ;)

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 05:14 PM
21251

I think this is what #1 uses on his prop-nut to facilitate installation. ;)


Will that work as a belt dressing so I won't have to run my engine to warm it up???????????? Inspiring minds want to know!:rolleyes: :eek:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 05:23 PM
What else is TeamTalk for!?!?!? :confused:
THANKS SODAR!!!!:toast: :wavey:

See Snotty, my peeps like me!:cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 05:25 PM
Great....Just what we need around here, more stupid questions, another playground for UMP and his croanies.
Just for that I am gonna turn your next thread into a SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT FEST!:banana: :dance: :steering: Ready boys????

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 05:27 PM
the warming kind?
you know it bay bay!!!!!:D

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 05:28 PM
Im hoping to hit MC Platinum before the day ends

pram
04-25-2007, 05:45 PM
Great....Just what we need around here, more stupid questions, another playground for UMP and his croanies.

Please sir, be advised (and I mean no disrespect) that is a totally volunteer forum and your negativity here is not appreciated;) 8p

ProTour X9
04-25-2007, 05:46 PM
(This may be old but........) When was the War of 1812?

TX.X-30 fan
04-25-2007, 05:53 PM
Will that work as a belt dressing so I won't have to run my engine to warm it up???????????? Inspiring minds want to know!:rolleyes: :eek:



Only if you blow on the belt first. :D

milkmania
04-25-2007, 06:07 PM
can I not leave you guys alone for a day?!?!?!?http://www.rejectsworld.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/stink.gif

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 06:16 PM
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 06:17 PM
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

nuckinfutz
04-25-2007, 06:18 PM
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?

Naste Craft
04-25-2007, 06:32 PM
What is this and what do I use it for??????

rick s.
04-25-2007, 06:34 PM
is this chain where we're supposed to post our stupid questions?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 07:14 PM
What if C-A-T really spells Dog?

Hrkdrivr
04-25-2007, 07:14 PM
why don't they use horses in water polo?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 07:15 PM
why don't they use horses in water polo?
Because they dont want them peeing in the pool. didnt you read my posts on teh ingroud pool thread?8p

pram
04-25-2007, 07:16 PM
why don't they use horses in water polo?

Why don't they use SEA HORSES in water polo?

Hrkdrivr
04-25-2007, 07:17 PM
Why don't they use SEA HORSES in water polo?
because when you try to sit on them, they're so small they....well...you know...

Hrkdrivr
04-25-2007, 07:18 PM
oops...duplicate

Hrkdrivr
04-25-2007, 07:18 PM
Because they dont want them peeing in the pool. didnt you read my posts on teh ingroud pool thread?8p

PEEING in the pool would not be my biggest worry from the horses...:D

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 07:25 PM
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?


I putting mine in a jar along with the fuzz out of my bellybutton!

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 07:31 PM
Is May the only month in which you can eat Mayonnaise? Our jar says May-01-07!

Slinkyredfoot
04-25-2007, 07:41 PM
Since all your guys and gals are so smart here on MCTT I would like to pose this question to your all and I am somewhat confused by it all...

If someone tells you they are open 24-7 is this Eastern Standard Time, Day Light Savings Time or what????? Like I said earlier I am confused by it all??? Who is smart here?:confused:

TX.X-30 fan
04-25-2007, 07:44 PM
24/7 is mountain time I believe.

Slinkyredfoot
04-25-2007, 07:46 PM
Are you positive?

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 08:04 PM
Greenwich Mean Time!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 08:10 PM
Is Ric a man or a woman?

Maristar210
04-25-2007, 08:16 PM
Why do they build teenage girls different today than 20 years ago?

Slinkyredfoot
04-25-2007, 08:24 PM
Wow, this question is deep...

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 08:32 PM
Why do they build teenage girls different today than 20 years ago?


Why is the ugliest girl in the 10th grade always the knockout single beauty at your 25th High School Reunion?

Slinkyredfoot
04-25-2007, 08:36 PM
Why is the ugliest girl in the 10th grade always the knockout single beauty at your 25th High School Reunion?

My last date tolld me the answer to this question...implants

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2007, 08:52 PM
When is enough enough?

(perhaps Harold can answer this given his expereince with Teak oil;) :) )

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 08:56 PM
When is enough enough?

(perhaps Harold can answer this given his expereince with Teak oil;) :) )


Never, the plaform is dry now after a second sanding and coating of teak oil yesterday, will be used Saturday and sanded and recoated again next week.

Slinkyredfoot
04-25-2007, 09:01 PM
Never, the plaform is dry now after a second sanding and coating of teak oil yesterday, will be used Saturday and sanded and recoated again next week.

Why do I not doubt this

TMCNo1
04-25-2007, 09:22 PM
Next week is it for a couple years. Gotta get it purdy for CSM!

Workin' 4 Toys
04-25-2007, 10:29 PM
Did I hear correct, Rosie is kicked off "The viewless" and is going to be cleaning Donald's condo on a weekly basis?

TonyB
04-25-2007, 10:35 PM
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

wakeunion
04-25-2007, 10:39 PM
OK... I'll ask... since I'm still a "Newbie". Actually, I'll ask 2 questions:

1) How can I change my "newbie" status. It's embarrassing and women are now repulsed by me (actually they have been for some time come to think of it...)

2) I got a little boo-boo on my hull [insert super sad face]. Probably an inch in length and 1/8 to 1/4" deep. Can this be easily repaired? How much should I expect to pay.

Hrkdrivr
04-25-2007, 10:42 PM
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

Hoosier Bob
04-25-2007, 10:48 PM
African or European?:o What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Hoosier Bob
04-25-2007, 10:49 PM
Sorry I was once again late like my High School Sweetheart!

Hoosier Bob
04-25-2007, 10:50 PM
Why does a dog **** *** *****? I know! Cause he can't make a fist!8p

mtnsun
04-25-2007, 11:27 PM
How do I get the parking brake to release on my MC?!!! Also, my boat blinkers have quit working, could it be a blown fuse or possibly low blinker fluid?!!! I just do not want to get pulled over out on the lake for not using my turn signal!

Doug G
04-26-2007, 12:05 AM
1. How come tomorrow never gets here? Every time I ask it is still today.Why can't today be tomorrow? I thought yesterday that tomorrow would be a great day but it is still today.

2. Is today Maristar's birthday?

yzwiley
04-26-2007, 12:20 AM
What's better; a MasterCraft or a Malibu?

TMCNo1
04-26-2007, 06:23 AM
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


About the same air-speed velosity as a debrisless fart!

TMCNo1
04-26-2007, 06:25 AM
Why does a dog **** *** *****? I know! Cause he can't make a fist!8p


Because he can!

TMCNo1
04-26-2007, 06:27 AM
What's better; a MasterCraft or a Malibu?

Ask rodltg2, he's our resident test dummy! He rocks, no, wait a minute, he granites!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2007, 08:38 AM
How do I get the parking brake to release on my MC?!!! Also, my boat blinkers have quit working, could it be a blown fuse or possibly low blinker fluid?!!! I just do not want to get pulled over out on the lake for not using my turn signal!
YOur triangular muffler bearings are bad.

Workin' 4 Toys
04-26-2007, 09:20 AM
He rocks, no, wait a minute, he granites!
I believe that is one in the same......Isn't it?

milkmania
04-26-2007, 09:28 AM
why is there no 13th floor in a hotel, but there's a C4 gate at the airport?

SkiDog
04-26-2007, 09:28 AM
Why is the ugliest girl in the 10th grade always the knockout single beauty at your 25th High School Reunion?
Because all those dimples and bruises from the ten foot pole have finally gone away!:D :D :eek3:

Maristar210
04-26-2007, 09:33 AM
Why does the prase "femanine napkin" have me using paper towel?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2007, 09:41 AM
Why does the prase "femanine napkin" have me using paper towel?
does it cause you to take walks on the beach or play tennis like the commercials show?

Maristar210
04-26-2007, 11:55 AM
does it cause you to take walks on the beach or play tennis like the commercials show?


No I just prefer to not wipe my mouth with something similarly named:D

dmayer84
04-26-2007, 11:56 AM
If you jump in the lake when its raining will you get wet?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2007, 12:18 PM
How long does it take to eat a bowl of soup in the rain?

Maristar210
04-26-2007, 12:24 PM
If the back of the shampoo bottle says sqeeze a small amount in your hand, lather, rinse and repeat I'm gonna be here all frickin day yes?

Steve

TMCNo1
04-26-2007, 12:41 PM
Here is a bunch of stupid questions. Just too many to list, http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/stupid.html

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2007, 12:42 PM
If the back of the shampoo bottle says sqeeze a small amount in your hand, lather, rinse and repeat I'm gonna be here all frickin day yes?

Steve
Uh....Retard, you dont have any hair! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Maristar210
04-26-2007, 12:50 PM
Uh....Retard, you dont have any hair! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hey it doesn't say that

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2007, 01:10 PM
Hey it doesn't say that
Yea, well the microwave doesnt tell you not to put your head in there either.:rolleyes:

Maristar210
04-26-2007, 01:20 PM
Yea, well the microwave doesnt tell you not to put your head in there either.:rolleyes:


That's right too.

Who said I was using the shampoo on my hair anyways (lather - rinse repeat?)


:D :D

Ric
04-26-2007, 01:34 PM
Is NASCAR a sport or an activity?

ski_king
04-26-2007, 01:51 PM
nevermind......

SkiDog
04-26-2007, 02:10 PM
Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

TMCNo1
04-26-2007, 03:33 PM
Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

How does a SKIDOG get 4 bindings on a slalom ski and does he use a wing?????????? In that case he would be a SKIBIRDDOG, right?????

TX.X-30 fan
04-30-2007, 02:30 PM
Looking for some clear plastic seat covers ( like your grandma had on the furniture in the formal living room) for the MC.

Like this.

21388


Also want to find some marine grade deep pile shag carpet.

Like this.


21391


I think it would feel great on my feet, and it would be easier to just rake the cheese nips and cheetos up in a pile. :D :D

TMCNo1
04-30-2007, 05:01 PM
Also want to find some marine grade deep pile shag carpet.

Like this.


21391



I thought you were checking to see if it was time to get the weedeater out!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

mtnsun
05-01-2007, 12:51 PM
How come our military still paints fighter jets & planes camo? Do they think the enemy won't notice that clump bush flying thru the air! Paint them to match the sky....
I was able to get the emergency brake un done from my boat. Finally. Now I am just having a problem getting my keys out of it. I locked them in my boat and my bimi top is down.... I hope to god it's not going to rain!

TMCNo1
05-01-2007, 02:07 PM
How come our military still paints fighter jets & planes camo? Do they think the enemy won't notice that clump bush flying thru the air! Paint them to match the sky....
I was able to get the emergency brake un done from my boat. Finally. Now I am just having a problem getting my keys out of it. I locked them in my boat and my bimi top is down.... I hope to god it's not going to rain!


See if you can get in thru the trunk!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes: :D 8p

TX.X-30 fan
05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
See if you can get in thru the trunk!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes: 8p


:headbang: :headbang:

TMCNo1
05-01-2007, 06:58 PM
See if you can get in thru the trunk!!!!!!!!!!!



Wow, stop, wait a minute, what was I thimking, just use the remote, everyone has a remote these days!
I'm thimking of installing keyless remote entry and remote start on the old '89!:rolleyes: :D :cool:

Slinkyredfoot
05-01-2007, 09:06 PM
Wow, stop, wait a minute, what was I thimking, just use the remote, everyone has a remote these days!
I'm thimking ofd installing keyless remote entry and remote start on the old '89!:rolleyes: :D :cool:

Since you seem so samrt, am I able to also install the remote entry and start on my new HD TV with the HiFi sound option???

TMCNo1
05-01-2007, 10:06 PM
Since you seem so samrt, am I able to also install the remote entry and start on my new HD TV with the HiFi sound option???


Why not, to reprogram, remove the batteries and place in the microwave for 2.5 minutes and it should be a done deal!:D It will then be able to remotely set off the smoke alarms too!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-02-2007, 08:44 AM
How come our military still paints fighter jets & planes camo? Do they think the enemy won't notice that clump bush flying thru the air! Paint them to match the sky....
I was able to get the emergency brake un done from my boat. Finally. Now I am just having a problem getting my keys out of it. I locked them in my boat and my bimi top is down.... I hope to god it's not going to rain!
They paint them camo on the top so if engaged in a dog fight, planes above them will have a harder time establishing a visual on them, and they are painted a light grey or blue on the bottom so planes under them cant see them against the sky.

Brings up an interesting point. Back in the day, Enemy submarines were painted bright orange with white and black "camo" marks on them. WHY? because when at periscope depth, the orange color looks blue underwater. its the way the light works with it underwater. some kind of crazy-light-prizm-color spectrum weird science. anyway, at periscope depth, our spy planes could spot a huge black sub in the water, but not an orange one. the white and black spots made it look like a big school of fish....pretty clever!

brftski
05-02-2007, 09:40 AM
Do you pop popcorn or do you pop corn or do you pop popping corn?

mtnsun
05-02-2007, 09:58 AM
Well last night I attempted to get in thru the trunk and had no luck! The dam spare tire and jack was in the way.... So I called the tow truck to come and "slim jim" the lock so I could get the keys out but he said that the only coat hanger he had was one of those thick plastic ones and he couldnt get it to reach the lock button! Dang it!
I bet Homer Simpson or Hank Hill (from King of the hill) could figure this out!
Not to mention, I left the dam dome light on inside the boat last night!

nuckinfutz
05-02-2007, 11:56 AM
Sounds like you need to break the window. I know... Sounds drastic, but do it before you drain the battery!

TX.X-30 fan
05-02-2007, 03:34 PM
Call the dealer and see if they can cut you a new key for the door before you bust the window out.

dmayer84
05-02-2007, 03:37 PM
Use the other remote over a cell phone to unlock it

RexDog1
05-02-2007, 10:00 PM
Who Made Liquid Soap, and why?:confused:

Slinkyredfoot
05-02-2007, 10:05 PM
Why is it that when I hit my garage door opener, only one door goes up??

TMCNo1
05-02-2007, 11:13 PM
Why is it that when I hit my garage door opener, only one door goes up??


When you were reprograming it you didn't leave it in to microwave long enough!:rolleyes: :D

lakesnake
05-03-2007, 12:51 AM
Not really a stupid question, but more of a "yeah i wonder why"

How come your kidneys are in the rear but empty in the front, and your stomach's in the front, but empties in the rear?

Well, lol, I guess your stomach CAN empty up front, given too many beers...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-03-2007, 09:29 AM
OH come on man! :rant: didnt anyone read my post about the submarine camoflauge? that was INTERESTING stuff!!! :rolleyes: Dont yoos guys ever read my posts anymore?:o

tex
05-03-2007, 09:35 AM
Do you want another beer?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-03-2007, 09:39 AM
Do you want another beer?
Do YOU want another Sapphire martini?:cool:

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 09:39 AM
OH come on man! didnt anyone read my post about the submarine camoflauge? that was INTERESTING stuff!!! Dont yoos guys ever read my posts anymore?:o



I did read that UMP, but I just assumed somebody else was logged on using your computer because it was such an intelligent post. :confused: :D :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-03-2007, 09:41 AM
I did read that UMP, but I just assumed somebody else was logged on using your computer because it was such an intelligent post. :confused: :D
HA!!! you rule X30!!:D Maybe eastie or JimN got ahold of my password and posted something valid while I wasnt looking!;)

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 09:47 AM
HA!!! you rule X30!!:D Maybe eastie or JimN got ahold of my password and posted something valid while I wasnt looking!;)


All in good fun Sir, but seriously that was cool info. No idea how it got in this ridiculous thread. 8p OK OK back to really stupid shi&. :D

tex
05-03-2007, 10:05 AM
Do YOU want another Sapphire martini?:cool:
I always want another one but USUALLY stop on one.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-03-2007, 10:32 AM
OK OK back to really stupid shi&. :D
YESSIR!!! I agree totally!:D

betsy&david Harrison
05-03-2007, 11:24 AM
I shoulda paid attention to a very important thread...but I didn't. David told me that the swim step now has a crack in it. Discovered it when he was cleaning the boat last Sunday.

Now for the STUPID question....do they make swimsteps in teak for the '93's still? I saw that someone made one from scratch but David is not the type you want making or remaking and putting together a swimstep. Now what??

Sodar
05-03-2007, 11:30 AM
I shoulda paid attention to a very important thread...but I didn't. David told me that the swim step now has a crack in it. Discovered it when he was cleaning the boat last Sunday.

Now for the STUPID question....do they make swimsteps in teak for the '93's still? I saw that someone made one from scratch but David is not the type you want making or remaking and putting together a swimstep. Now what??

Betsy, you just lost! This is supposed to be a thread about pointless, rhetorical questions, similar to the posts that Ric gives us!! You can not come in here and start asking legitimate questions.... It just don't work!! :D :D


To answer your swimstep question, can the platform be repaired with glue and some screws?

betsy&david Harrison
05-03-2007, 11:32 AM
L-7 Weenie...that's me!!

betsy&david Harrison
05-03-2007, 11:35 AM
Stupid question...can someone move my post about the swimstep to an appropriate thread...and then tell me where in the he$$ it went?

Sodar
05-03-2007, 11:36 AM
L-7 Weenie...that's me!!

"Yeah. Yeah. Oscar Meyer even!!"

~Sandlot

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 12:06 PM
My projector lift pops on the way down, could it be the intermediate steering shaft?? :confused: :confused: :D

Sodar
05-03-2007, 12:12 PM
Very good TX!!

TMCNo1
05-03-2007, 12:14 PM
OH come on man! didnt anyone read my post about the submarine camoflauge? that was INTERESTING stuff!!! Dont yoos guys ever read my posts anymore?


Naw man, I'd rather watch "Mr. Wizard" or reruns of "Captain Kangaroo"!:rolleyes: :D 8p

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 12:19 PM
Very good TX!!


Thank you Sodar, but on to a more pressing issue where is your contribution to swimsuit Friday pictures? :mad: :mad: :confused: 8p

Sodar
05-03-2007, 12:20 PM
I have been contributing in other ways! I have not had a boat for a month now... slim pickin's lately!!

TMCNo1
05-03-2007, 12:23 PM
I shoulda paid attention to a very important thread...but I didn't. David told me that the swim step now has a crack in it. Discovered it when he was cleaning the boat last Sunday.

Now for the STUPID question....do they make swimsteps in teak for the '93's still? I saw that someone made one from scratch but David is not the type you want making or remaking and putting together a swimstep. Now what??


To stay on BB's good side, Teak World, Lebenon, TN, 1-615-444-7269. They make replacement parts and replacement platforms for older MasterCrafts, I just talked to them and confirmed their phone #! New platform, somewhere around $300 from them.

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 12:26 PM
To stay on BB's good side, Teak World, Lebenon, TN, 1-615-444-7269. They make replacement parts and replacement platforms for older MasterCrafts, I just talked to them and confirmed their phone #!




This is supposed to be a thread about pointless, rhetorical questions, similar to the posts that Ric gives us!! You can not come in here and start asking legitimate questions.... It just don't work!!


Or answering them, get with the program man. 8p 8p

TMCNo1
05-03-2007, 12:36 PM
This is supposed to be a thread about pointless, rhetorical questions, similar to the posts that Ric gives us!! You can not come in here and start asking legitimate questions.... It just don't work!!


Or answering them, get with the program man.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, to some people teak platforms are stupid, pointless, rhetorical and simular to post that Ric gives, they like flabberglass platfurms and it just fit's rite in. Now, if I could just get my remote to remove my platform, I would be in 7th heaven!:eek: :eek: :eek:

betsy&david Harrison
05-03-2007, 12:49 PM
To stay on BB's good side, Teak World, Lebenon, TN, 1-615-444-7269. They make replacement parts and replacement platforms for older MasterCrafts, I just talked to them and confirmed their phone #! New platform, somewhere around $300 from them.
Thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-you!

betsy&david Harrison
05-03-2007, 12:51 PM
I would be in 7th heaven!:

When I ski...I ski at 7th Heaven Ski Ranch:D :D

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 01:13 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, to some people teak platforms are stupid, pointless, rhetorical and simular to post that Ric gives, they like flabberglass platfurms and it just fit's rite in. Now, if I could just get my remote to remove my platform, I would be in 7th heaven!::



Be careful #1, BigMac is one of those horribly misguided individuals that believe fiberglass platforms are suitable alternatives to TEAK. :rant: :noface: :eek3: :cry:

betsy&david Harrison
05-03-2007, 02:07 PM
Be careful #1, BigMac is one of those horribly misguided individuals that believe fiberglass platforms are suitable alternatives to TEAK. :rant: :noface: :eek3: :cry:
Could never put fiberglass on a 93 Stars & Stripes. That would be an injustice to this classic boat.

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 09:07 PM
:confused: If I decide to go to MagMania in September, should I bring my boat and more importantly should I carry a spare tire for my trailer..

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 09:25 PM
:confused: If I decide to go to MagMania in September, should I bring my boat and more importantly should I carry a spare tire for my trailer..



I never carry a spare dude, why just more weight and worse gas mileage. ;)




21508


:D :D

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 09:59 PM
Could never put fiberglass on a 93 Stars & Stripes. That would be an injustice to this classic boat.

What about fiberglass patform on a 79SS? This was original equipment in 79, is this classic for the year? Fiberglass platforms were where they all started. Teak is beautiful, but fiberglass (was) the classic and where the trend all started

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 10:01 PM
Where am I??????

TX.X-30 fan
05-03-2007, 10:05 PM
Where am I??????


With BB drinking tequila shots. :confused: :confused:

shepherd
05-03-2007, 10:06 PM
What is a coat hanger?

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 10:08 PM
With BB drinking tequila shots. :confused: :confused:

Is life good for me..:confused:

fletch_n_me
05-03-2007, 10:15 PM
This was an honest question on my aptitude test for my MBA at Darden (UVA).

Why are sewer caps round?

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 10:17 PM
This was an honest question on my aptitude test for my MBA at Darden (UVA).

Why are sewer caps round?
Because they did not make them square....

fletch_n_me
05-03-2007, 10:29 PM
It's the only shape that can't fall through onto the workers below.

Though I argued since then that a equilateral triangle couldn't but to no avail...

LakePirate
05-03-2007, 10:31 PM
person hole covers, thank you.

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 10:31 PM
It's the only shape that can't fall through onto the workers below.

Though I argued since then that a equilateral triangle couldn't but to no avail...
Did you think about the issocles?? just a thought

fletch_n_me
05-03-2007, 10:35 PM
Isosceles can be turned so that the shorter side, for which the definition of an isosceles states that there must be, can be lowered througher the wider side openings and fall.

This kept me awake at night for weeks. I concluded that a perfect circle and an equilateral triangle were the only options.

Slinkyredfoot
05-03-2007, 10:48 PM
Isosceles can be turned so that the shorter side, for which the definition of an isosceles states that there must be, can be lowered througher the wider side openings and fall.

This kept me awake at night for weeks. I concluded that a perfect circle and an equilateral triangle were the only options.

Deep dodo man, this therory might keep me awake for days....

fletch_n_me
05-03-2007, 11:35 PM
Welcome to my world bro.

TMCNo1
05-04-2007, 06:07 AM
What about fiberglass patform on a 79SS? This was original equipment in 79, is this classic for the year? Fiberglass platforms were where they all started. Teak is beautiful, but fiberglass (was) the classic and where the trend all started


You are correct and it was a trend then and is now to a degree, but just like your white wall tires/chrome wheels/baby moons on your trailer they too are classic and make your setup look absolutely right. Yet, no white walls on the newer boats though, I wonder why!:uglyhamme I bet Toober Tom has white walls on the ToobStar!

TMCNo1
05-04-2007, 06:12 AM
Isosceles can be turned so that the shorter side, for which the definition of an isosceles states that there must be, can be lowered througher the wider side openings and fall.

This kept me awake at night for weeks. I concluded that a perfect circle and an equilateral triangle were the only options.


Do what?????????????????????

Slinkyredfoot
05-04-2007, 12:15 PM
If I decide to call in sick to work do I really have to be sick?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-04-2007, 12:16 PM
If I decide to call in sick to work do I really have to be sick?
Not if you call from the Cool Kids lunch table. :cool:

nuckinfutz
05-04-2007, 12:38 PM
If I decide to call in sick to work do I really have to be sick?

Thats why you must call in Slick... Not sick. Your gonna hex yourself!

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 12:39 PM
If I decide to call in sick to work do I really have to be sick?


If you looked at sick as just a state of mind, I think you would be justified. 8p 8p

Slinkyredfoot
05-04-2007, 12:41 PM
If you looked at sick as just a state of mind, I think you would be justified. 8p 8p
Thanks, but the real resaon I was wondering, I had one of my employees call in sick yesterday, on my way home yesterday afternoon, he was out mowing his yard:confused:

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 12:43 PM
Thanks, but the real resaon I was wondering, I had one of my employees call in sick yesterday, on my way home yesterday afternoon, he was out mowing his yard:confused:



Did he see you drive by. :confused:

Slinkyredfoot
05-04-2007, 12:46 PM
Did he see you drive by. :confused:
No, and I asked him if he was feeling better this morning, this is my secret;)

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 12:47 PM
Look at it this way he's not a total dumb arse, he didnt call in sick on Friday or Monday, I think Thursday in very creative. ;) :D

slink976
05-04-2007, 01:38 PM
if you call in sick, only plug one nostral while talking to your boss! plugging both is just overkill and way to apparent that you are faking!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-04-2007, 05:09 PM
Thats why you must call in Slick... Not sick. Your gonna hex yourself!
I alwasy call in Slick, hey, I'm cool. what can I say.

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 05:12 PM
I am in the central time zone, The relative humidity in my humidor is at 72, my oldest son has blonde hair and the sun sets out my front door. What I need to know is it to early for a miller light? :confused: :confused:

Monte
05-04-2007, 07:21 PM
What I need to know is it to early for a miller light? :confused: :confused:

No ;)

Monte
05-04-2007, 07:39 PM
Why does a toilet flush backwards in Australia??

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 08:31 PM
Why does a toilet flush backwards in Australia??



Because they have a parliamentary style of government and not a representative democracy. :confused: :confused: 8p

Monte
05-04-2007, 08:34 PM
I guess thats as good an answer as any.. Does that mean that they think our toilets flush backwards?

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Yes that is true, they also believe our president should wear a pink hat with feathers at all state functions. :rolleyes: :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Why does a toilet flush backwards in Australia??
Becuase there are in the OUT BACK! ha ha, get it? OUT-BACK!! ya know as in BACKwards!:cool:

TX.X-30 fan
05-04-2007, 08:55 PM
Becuase there are in the OUT BACK! ha ha, get it? OUT-BACK!! ya know as in BACKwards!:cool:



Excellent point UMP!!!!!! ;)

Monte
05-04-2007, 09:20 PM
I wonder how they feel about the Northern hemisphere, just because we say they're south they are.. what if the want to be north and us south? OUTBACK...UMP you just made me hungry

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-04-2007, 09:27 PM
Outback!!!!

Monte
05-04-2007, 09:29 PM
Tonight??? Nah, I'm gonna fire up the grill. I ate a late lunch and it just hit me..

What shall I grill??

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-04-2007, 09:51 PM
Tonight??? Nah, I'm gonna fire up the grill. I ate a late lunch and it just hit me..

What shall I grill??
STEAK!!!!!:D :D

Monte
05-04-2007, 09:54 PM
STEAK!!!!!:D :D

Heck! I just made a grilled ham and cheese! It just started raining:(

Monte
05-04-2007, 10:06 PM
did you leave UMP???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-04-2007, 10:47 PM
did you leave UMP???
Im here dude!:)

Monte
05-04-2007, 10:49 PM
Im here dude!:)

I knew that was a stupid question:o

betsy&david Harrison
05-04-2007, 11:35 PM
Could BB and Gretchen Wilson be friends? All Jacked up??

Monte
05-04-2007, 11:39 PM
You drive a Bigass 4X4?

betsy&david Harrison
05-04-2007, 11:41 PM
Nah, But BB could drink with her!

TMCNo1
05-05-2007, 08:36 AM
Tonight??? Nah, I'm gonna fire up the grill. I ate a late lunch and it just hit me..

What shall I grill??



Spaghetti or scrambled eggs???????????????????:D :D :D

Monte
05-05-2007, 11:22 AM
Spaghetti or scrambled eggs???????????????????:D :D


I tried scrambled eggs on the grill8p Why did they burn??8p

betsy&david Harrison
05-05-2007, 12:33 PM
Should I grill Beans today? It is Cinco de Mayo. Is this what I am supposed to do?

TMCNo1
05-05-2007, 03:44 PM
Should I grill Beans today? It is Cinco de Mayo. Is this what I am supposed to do?


I only do the re-fried ice cream thing on Cinco de Mayo on the grill!:rolleyes:

TMCNo1
05-05-2007, 03:49 PM
If my motorboat motor is making motorboat motor oil, does that mean I am "Going Green" and is it classified as energy conservation or am I now part of the motorboat motor oil industry?:confused: :rolleyes: :cool:

pram
05-09-2007, 07:24 PM
Is there another name for a cow???

With other animals they have names to describe the species like
Elk/Moose
Female - cow
Male - Bull

Deer
Female - Doe
Male - Buck

But everyone calls a cow a cow. Is there no other name for them like deer or moose or elk?????

Slinkyredfoot
05-09-2007, 07:26 PM
Why does the sun not shine every day?

SkiDog
05-09-2007, 07:27 PM
Is there another name for a cow???

With other animals they have names to describe the species like
Elk/Moose
Female - cow
Male - Bull

Deer
Female - Doe
Male - Buck

But everyone calls a cow a cow. Is there no other name for them like deer or moose or elk?????

Hefer's are also cows. Females I think.

ProTour X9
05-09-2007, 07:57 PM
How long does it take to get 15 hours on a boat?:purplaugh

TMCNo1
05-09-2007, 08:11 PM
How long does it take to get 15 hours on a boat?:purplaugh
Just turn on the ignition for 15 hours and syncronize it with your watch and sit there and see how they compare, Duh! Just be sure it's not Daylight Savings Time or it won't be the same!

TX.X-30 fan
05-09-2007, 08:38 PM
Is there another name for a cow???

With other animals they have names to describe the species like
Elk/Moose
Female - cow
Male - Bull

Deer
Female - Doe
Male - Buck

But everyone calls a cow a cow. Is there no other name for them like deer or moose or elk?????


YES!!!!!!!!! :( :(



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Slinkyredfoot
05-09-2007, 08:42 PM
Very good boys, this is a pic of a hefer, a young:confused: female cow

TX.X-30 fan
05-09-2007, 08:53 PM
Very good boys, this is a pic of a hefer, a young:confused: female cow


Hey Slinkyredfoot, hows the weather there. :confused: :D

Slinkyredfoot
05-09-2007, 09:15 PM
Hey Slinkyredfoot, hows the weather there. :confused: :D

Hit and miss in the transition period between spring and summer. but all in all TX, pleasnat.....:cool: What is your first name, you could sit at my "Cool Kid's Table".....:D

Slinkyredfoot
05-09-2007, 09:18 PM
Hey Slinkyredfoot, hows the weather there. :confused: :D
Threadjacko...is this a stupid question????

Maristar210
05-09-2007, 09:20 PM
How come????

Slinkyredfoot
05-09-2007, 09:36 PM
Just because..

TX.X-30 fan
05-09-2007, 09:51 PM
Not a stupid question at all Slinky. I thought you were getting some of the goofy weather lately. :confused: :D

Slinkyredfoot
05-09-2007, 09:56 PM
Not a stupid question at all Slinky. I thought you were getting some of the goofy weather lately. :confused: :D

We are typically "goofy" all the time up here, it seems to always coincide with mowing my grass...

dmayer84
05-29-2007, 10:49 PM
Why is trying to catch crab called fishing?

shepherd
05-29-2007, 11:16 PM
Why do my boogers taste like tuna?

nuckinfutz
05-30-2007, 01:33 AM
Why is trying to catch crab called fishing?


I dunno, but I love the show!!

fintek9
06-01-2007, 06:35 PM
Why is there always water spots on my windshild glass when i'm done
at the end of the day??

pram
06-01-2007, 07:07 PM
Why can't the average person load their boat on the trailer?

JKTX21
06-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Inbreeding.

03 35th Anniversary
06-01-2007, 07:20 PM
Why can't the average person load their boat on the trailer?

Why can't the same back their trailer down the boat ramp either???????

pram
06-01-2007, 07:32 PM
Inbreeding.

Is that cousin to cousin or brother to sister?

shepherd
06-01-2007, 11:21 PM
What happens if I right click?

dapicatti
06-01-2007, 11:23 PM
Why can't the same back their trailer down the boat ramp either???????
Why do those same people show up at the boat ramp with no rope, no bumpers and just crash into the dock with their __liners?

RedStar
07-04-2007, 07:53 PM
Why will a dog ride down the road at 60 MPH with his head our the window, but jump back and shake his head if you blow in his face?

Unless....it's the Heineken.?..

Lennyp04
07-04-2007, 08:10 PM
Is water wet.

Got that from my brother who said I always wanted to ask a teacher this cuz they always say theirs no such things as stupid questions.

TMCNo1
07-04-2007, 09:49 PM
Can I roast a Hot Dog on a bug zapper?:rolleyes: :confused: :firejump:

TMCNo1
07-04-2007, 09:50 PM
My wife wants to know if she can decorate a cake with my caulking gun?

03 35th Anniversary
07-04-2007, 09:52 PM
Can I roast a Hot Dog on a bug zapper?:rolleyes: :confused: :firejump:
Yes, But it taste really bad.......and no the crunchy parts aren't bacon bits either.......8p

tex
07-04-2007, 11:13 PM
Yes, But it taste really bad.......and no the crunchy parts aren't bacon bits either.......8p
Not so, if you use a good rub, you could be ok!

TMCNo1
09-06-2007, 08:10 PM
Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bedpost overnight?:confused: :rolleyes: :D

betsy&david Harrison
09-06-2007, 08:46 PM
Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bedpost overnight?:confused: :rolleyes: :D
How bad is it that I know that song:purplaugh

Doug G
09-06-2007, 10:42 PM
Why do I continue to read this thread?

TMCNo1
09-07-2007, 06:15 AM
Why do I continue to read this thread?


You went to CSM and caught something!:D

Slinkyredfoot
09-20-2007, 08:48 PM
If you try to fail, and succeed which have your done??