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Maristar210
04-03-2007, 12:51 PM
High today 63 and Rain Rain Rain

High tomorrow? 36 and snow showers:mad:

http://www.wzzm13.com/weather/conditions/sevendaypopoff.asp

erkoehler
04-03-2007, 12:51 PM
Just heard areas of N. WI could see 5-9 inches of snow!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 12:54 PM
High today 63 and Rain Rain Rain

High tomorrow? 36 and snow showers:mad:

http://www.wzzm13.com/weather/conditions/sevendaypopoff.asp
Thanks Steve! OMG, I am laughing so hard! the title to this thread just cracked me up!!!!!:uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Ooof! my guts hurt from that laugh! alright I am OK now....

hey steve, do you like jokes about frozen chicken? cause if you do, I got some doozies for you!:D

PendO
04-03-2007, 12:56 PM
turned my dam sprinkler system on this past weekend (it was so nice out) ... it was 23 degrees out last night ... frickin' rah rah, can't wait to see if I have repair work to do - SO awesome I can hardly wait!

bigmac
04-03-2007, 12:57 PM
We have about 5 inches of snow on the ground since midnight, looking for another 3-5. Kind of amusing IMHO.

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 01:09 PM
Ding Ding Ding fire up the sleds !!!!!!!

bigmac
04-03-2007, 01:13 PM
Ding Ding Ding fire up the sleds !!!!!!!

My sleds are 4 strokes - they don't go "ding ding ding". You're thinking of WFT and Erk. They are the ding-dings...


:D

erkoehler
04-03-2007, 01:14 PM
My sleds are 4 strokes - they don't go "ding ding ding". You're thinking of WFT and Erk. They are the ding-dings...


:D


I don't currently own a sled :)

Willski
04-03-2007, 01:19 PM
A three day weekend coming up and it is not only going to too cold to boat, but maybe too cold to even work on the boat in the garage!!

rodltg2
04-03-2007, 01:34 PM
yep, im chilly here too, i may have to use a wetsuit today :mad: . only 77.

jraben8
04-03-2007, 01:36 PM
But how many of you would still have jobs if you were even 3 times as accurate as a weatherman???

I would be escorted out after about 3 hours.

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 01:36 PM
My sleds are 4 strokes - they don't go "ding ding ding". You're thinking of WFT and Erk. They are the ding-dings...


:D


No BigMac.

WFT's sled goes Bong Bong Bong. (Hit this)

I have an employee I call two stroke because when he gets excited he sounds like a 250 two stroke dirt bike going through the gears:

BRAAp Braop BRRRRAAAP BRAP BRRRRAP (see bla bla bla bla)

Erk?
Sell it?
Wreck it?
Blow it up?

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 01:37 PM
yep, im chilly here too, i may have to use a wetsuit today :mad: . only 77.

STFU ROD:D :D (77) (meant in the nicelst way possible)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 01:40 PM
No BigMac.

WFT's sled goes Bong Bong Bong. (Hit this)

I have an employee I call two stroke because when he gets excited he sounds like a 250 two stroke dirt bike going through the gears:

BRAAp Braop BRRRRAAAP BRAP BRRRRAP (see bla bla bla bla)

Erk?
Sell it?
Wreck it?
Blow it up? I didnt know sleds went Bong bong bong......???

Staristar, how does that motorbike guy sound again?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 01:41 PM
STFU ROD:D :D (77) (meant in the nicelst way possible)
Yes Rod, 77 degrees is not exactly a crisis. Please deal with it.

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 01:43 PM
I didnt know sleds went Bong bong bong......???


THE BIG ONES GO BONG BONG TRUST ME:D

Staristar, how does that motorbike guy sound again?


Braaaap

Ba - Raaaap

Brap

Braaaaaaaaaaaap (deep breath)


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Brap Braaaaaap

Bap brap ba rap strap tap be brap back

dinga dinga dinga dina baaw

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 01:57 PM
Braaaap

Ba - Raaaap

Brap

Braaaaaaaaaaaap (deep breath)


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Brap Braaaaaap

Bap brap ba rap strap tap be brap back

dinga dinga dinga dina baaw

:uglyhamme :uglyhamme
Thats a symphony staristar!!!:D

wait! lemme try it!:cool:

BRAAAP BRAP!!

BRAPPPP BA BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP

CLANG!!!

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 01:59 PM
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme
Thats a symphony staristar!!!:D

wait! lemme try it!:cool:

BRAAAP BRAP!!

BRAPPPP BA BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP

CLANG!!!


Or worse yet:

Braaaaap Brap

Braaaaap BRRRRRR---- RAAP

SCREEEEEEETCH !!!!!!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 02:14 PM
OH MY GOSH!!! THATS TERRIBLE!:eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :shocked:

trickskier
04-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Hey Steve,
That darn cold front is going to reach us too......A high of only 68 Saturday..............I may have to put on a windbreaker..... :uglyhamme

PRESENTLY 84

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 02:35 PM
Hey Steve,
That darn cold front is going to reach us too......A high of only 68 Saturday..............I may have to put on a windbreaker.....

PRESENTLY 84
68 degrees!!!! OH NO!!!! :eek3:

(see this? come here, look really close......its a very small violin, and its playing my heart pumps purple panther pee for you)8p ;)

trickskier
04-03-2007, 02:40 PM
68 degrees!!!! OH NO!!!! :eek3:

(see this? come here, look really close......its a very small violin, and its playing my heart pumps purple panther pee for you)8p ;)
UMP you know GATORS like WARM weather...............:rolleyes:

TMCNo1
04-03-2007, 02:41 PM
I was looking forward to running the boat in the driveway this weekend, but 48 high Saturday and 46 High Sunday with lows in the mid 20's. I think I run it anyway, but I'll wear my wetsuit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:uglyhamme :cool: :rolleyes:

TMCNo1
04-03-2007, 02:44 PM
[QUOTE=trickskier]I may have to put on a windbreaker..... :uglyhamme

Will it be a "Members Only"? Have you ever tried to stuff several members in one of those coats?

trickskier
04-03-2007, 03:36 PM
Will it be a "Members Only"? Have you ever tried to stuff several members in one of those coats?

No I don't have anymore Members Only jackets..............Out-of-date...;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 03:59 PM
No I don't have anymore Members Only jackets..............Out-of-date...;)
Maybe you threw them ALL out with your beta tapes you recorded of Knight Rider. 8p

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 04:07 PM
No I don't have anymore Members Only jackets..............Out-of-date...;)

You and SkiDog have them hidden behind the 8 track tapes and RCA record player? All masked quite cleverly with a menacing looking peacock:D

Slinkyredfoot
04-03-2007, 07:35 PM
No I don't have anymore Members Only jackets..............Out-of-date...;)

yea there is a lot of stuff out of date.... that is why I own a btful 79SS, I wear my my Member jacket with pride while I navigate the boat....Congrats to the Gators Trick.

Weather here is gonna s..k for the next several days, lows in the 20ies by weekend. Sunday Admiral in the store today wondering whether to drain the engine again for the cold spell...I responded "When in doubt do it", I did....

ProTour X9
04-03-2007, 08:00 PM
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day you might live in Michigan.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost

You know what a Yooper is.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan

:purplaugh

rodltg2
04-03-2007, 08:36 PM
yep, im chilly here too, i may have to use a wetsuit today :mad: . only 77.


nope , plenty warm no wetsuit needed today!

milkmania
04-03-2007, 08:41 PM
don't know what the high today was but....

Monte
04-03-2007, 08:51 PM
My weatherman has good hair

20491

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 08:56 PM
My weatherman has good hair

20491
Hey, proper hair care is a MUST for any decent meteorologist! I dont know how the weather channel's Jim Cantore keeps his job with his Staristar Stevio hairdo. :confused: If you screw up the forecast, you should at least look good while doing it.....:cool:

Chief
04-03-2007, 09:09 PM
85 and sunny, a great day to be at work........................

TX.X-30 fan
04-03-2007, 09:14 PM
My weatherman's life partner thinks his hair is hott. :confused:


20492

Monte
04-03-2007, 09:15 PM
Hey, proper hair care is a MUST for any decent meteorologist! I dont know how the weather channel's Jim Cantore keeps his job with his Staristar Stevio hairdo. :confused: If you screw up the forecast, you should at least look good while doing it.....:cool:

I would hate to be the weatherman... You'd go broke buying hair care products........

79 and sunny all day here:) boat is not ready yet:(

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 09:19 PM
I wanted to go to meteorology school, but didnt have the hair for it. If I had better hair, it would have either been weatherman, or rockstar.:confused:

Monte
04-03-2007, 09:22 PM
For some reason I see you as the weatherman type.... Do you know who the first Ronald McDonald was???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 09:32 PM
For some reason I see you as the weatherman type.... Do you know who the first Ronald McDonald was???
Donald Trump????:confused:

Monte
04-03-2007, 09:53 PM
Donald Trump????:confused:

Good guess.... but no....:( Willard Scott and he has very limited hair:rolleyes:

Jesus_Freak
04-03-2007, 09:55 PM
I wanted to go to meteorology school, but didnt have the hair for it. If I had better hair, it would have either been weatherman, or rockstar.:confused:

Yes, but you have a cape. That makes up for it.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 09:57 PM
Yes, but you have a cape. That makes up for it.
Really? I did not realize that capes equated with dang nice hair....:confused: I dont understand....because I dont see people with great hairdos flying around.....:confused:

Jesus_Freak
04-03-2007, 09:59 PM
Really? I did not realize that capes equated with dang nice hair....:confused: I dont understand....because I dont see people with great hairdos flying around.....:confused:

What kind of hair is on the people you see flying around?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 10:04 PM
What kind of hair is on the people you see flying around?
Generally the only people I see flying around, have superhero outfits on, so I cant see their hair. I would assume its not a mullet though.... maybe a flat top with fenders?

Jesus_Freak
04-04-2007, 11:54 PM
Generally the only people I see flying around, have superhero outfits on, so I cant see their hair. I would assume its not a mullet though.... maybe a flat top with fenders?

Well, I do not ever see this sort of thing, so I guess it takes a superhero to recognize a superhero.

Hoosier Bob
04-05-2007, 01:02 AM
75 degrees yesterday and around 28 today! Got the boat done just before the ERK hit the fan!:D

Maristar210
04-10-2007, 09:25 PM
Wednesday will be a wet and white day across all of West Michigan as the low pressure system moves into northern Indiana. Areas from I-96 south will see precipitation beginning as snow around daybreak, eventually mixing with and changing over to rain during the day. Areas from I-96 north will see snow develop by midday and remain snow the entire day. Several inches of heavy, wet snow is likely. Strong winds from the east-northeast at 20-30 mph will cause considerable travel problems throughout the region. Temperatures will struggle into the mid to upper 30s.

Monte
04-10-2007, 09:49 PM
Wednesday will be a wet and white day across all of West Michigan as the low pressure system moves into northern Indiana. Areas from I-96 south will see precipitation beginning as snow around daybreak, eventually mixing with and changing over to rain during the day. Areas from I-96 north will see snow develop by midday and remain snow the entire day. Several inches of heavy, wet snow is likely. Strong winds from the east-northeast at 20-30 mph will cause considerable travel problems throughout the region. Temperatures will struggle into the mid to upper 30s.

No that's not what we wanted... Is your weathergirl hot?????????:rolleyes:

Doug G
04-10-2007, 09:56 PM
When it's done with you we got some at my lake too:

"...A LATE SEASON SNOWFALL IS EXPECTED WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND THURSDAY...

A DEVELOPING STORM SYSTEM WILL MOVE FROM THE OHIO VALLEY TO THE
GREAT LAKES FROM WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON TO THURSDAY. PRECIPITATION
WILL SPREAD INTO CENTRAL NEW YORK AND NORTHEAST PENNSYLVANIA
LATE IN THE AFTERNOON WEDNESDAY OR EARLY WEDNESDAY EVENING.

THE PRECIPITATION IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN AS A PERIOD OF RAIN BEFORE
CHANGING TO SNOW BY MIDNIGHT. THE SNOW MAY MIX WITH SLEET AT TIMES
OVERNIGHT AND CONTINUE INTO THURSDAY MORNING BEFORE TAPERING OFF. AT
THIS TIME...IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ABOUT 3 TO 5 INCHES OF SLUSHY WET SNOW
TO ACCUMULATE ACROSS THE AREA, WITH THE HIGHER AMOUNTS AT HIGHER
ELEVATIONS. HIGHER AMOUNTS ARE ALSO EXPECTED TO THE EAST OF
INTERSTATE 81...ESPECIALLY ACROSS THE CATSKILL MOUNTAINS...WHERE A
WINTER STORM WATCH HAS BEEN ISSUED "

Maristar210
04-11-2007, 06:10 AM
No that's not what we wanted... Is your weathergirl hot?????????:rolleyes:


Not really:(

Ric
04-11-2007, 08:32 AM
time to burn more fossil fuels stevie

Wednesday will be a wet and white day across all of West Michigan as the low pressure system moves into northern Indiana. Areas from I-96 south will see precipitation beginning as snow around daybreak, eventually mixing with and changing over to rain during the day. Areas from I-96 north will see snow develop by midday and remain snow the entire day. Several inches of heavy, wet snow is likely. Strong winds from the east-northeast at 20-30 mph will cause considerable travel problems throughout the region. Temperatures will struggle into the mid to upper 30s.

Maristar210
04-11-2007, 08:39 AM
time to burn more fossil fuels stevie


No s***. For me its not even so much the colder temps that linger as it is the frickin winds howling 20 MPH at 5 in the morning. 35 degrees is sweatshirt weather for the morning run but toss in that 20-30 MPH wind and I'm putting on every piece of clothing I can find.


P.S. Nice avatar;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2007, 09:07 AM
Some of the weather chicks on the weather channel are hot!:D Maybe you should switch to that channel!

Maristar210
04-11-2007, 09:22 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Steves389/rad.gif

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2007, 09:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Steves389/rad.gif
well not for me, imagine that......:rolleyes: our weather is actually going to be better than yours and Wisconsin's. :confused: small miracles do happen