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Toober Tom
04-01-2007, 03:43 AM
Hey Guys! I was looking thru the new April, 2007 edition of Toober Magazine and I ran across this article I thought you guys may be interested in.


MasterCraft has been the leader in supplying the best boats for slalom skiing for 40 years and originated the wakeboard boat market with the industry leading X Star 10 years ago, it was just a matter of time until MasterCraft came out with a specialized boat for the oldest and fastest growing segment of the water sports industry. The 2008 ToobStar!

The ToobStar is loosely based on the award winning X Star. It has an onboard air compressor to fill up our innertubes, as we all know how frustrating it can be to re-inflate them after a blowout. It also includes a special design tower capable of holding up to 4 tubes. There is plenty of cold storage for your favorite cold beverage as well.

A special edition of the boat is also available, the Toober Tom Edition. Five Time National Champion of NITWIT (National Inner Tube Whip It Tournament), Toober Tom has been secretly working with MasterCraft in the design of this fine boat over the last few months.

Andr
04-01-2007, 07:49 AM
Hey Guys! I was looking thru the new April, 2007 edition of Toober Magazine and I ran across this article I thought you guys may be interested in.

Posted at 3.43 am!
Can't sleep toober tom?
Nice toobing machine!;)

TMCNo1
04-01-2007, 08:15 AM
Now that is funny!
How funny, you might ask? I just showed the picture and read the article to our 8 mo. old grandaughter Maddie. Believe me, she already knows her MasterCrafts from Nanna and Paw Paw. She doesn't giggle or laugh unless you tickle her, but after she saw the picture and heard the story, she giggled, jabbered, threw her leg up and totally killed a diaper, her little pants and my britches leg she was sitting on. What a mess, but it was worth it. I guess she called, BS (Baby S***)!
It's that funny!

Leroy
04-01-2007, 09:04 AM
How is the Armstrong Cable modem service Toobertom?

SkiDog
04-01-2007, 09:05 AM
Hey Guys! I was looking thru the new April, 2007 edition of Toober Magazine and I ran across this article I thought you guys may be interested in.


Ya know, i've read a bunch of funny sh-- on this board, and laughed. But this one takes the cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i gots taers running down my cheeks right now! This crap could make one laugh at his own momma's funeral!:D

bigmac
04-01-2007, 09:11 AM
I gotta agree...that was funny.

jimmer2880
04-01-2007, 11:39 AM
Good stuff. Thanks for the good laugh.

JohnnyB
04-01-2007, 12:06 PM
That is classic!!!

pram
04-01-2007, 12:25 PM
Hi Toober Tom, man you are so lucky to have gotten your copy. I have been anxiously awaiting my April edition of H2O Toober Magazine but it still hasn't come:( . Did you happen to read any where in the article if I will be able to use the new tower to pull the tubes with or will I still have to use the cable with the 2 hooks and the roller slide?

Man I gotta go and check my mail box again maybe I missed it:confused:

Ryan27r
04-01-2007, 04:12 PM
cant wait to see the pictures os this on the water it will look beautiful.

Thanks Mc for the dream come true

BriEOD
04-01-2007, 05:34 PM
Loving it "Tom" or should I say -----! Yeah, I know, I always know.;)

Toober Tom
04-01-2007, 07:40 PM
How is the Armstrong Cable modem service Toobertom?
It's working good. How is Time Warner working for you?

TMCNo1
04-01-2007, 09:25 PM
With all them toobs, that boat looks more like a therapy/rehab machine for post hemorroid surgery patients!

jimmer2880
04-02-2007, 06:13 AM
With all them toobs, that boat looks more like a therapy/rehab machine for post hemorroid surgery patients!
:uglyhamme

trickskier
04-02-2007, 08:58 AM
Hey Guys! I was looking thru the new April, 2007 edition of Toober Magazine and I ran across this article I thought you guys may be interested in.
Hey Tom,
Looks like they forgot to include a GPS option to find CALM WATERS to TEAR-UP....:rolleyes:

TMCNo1
04-02-2007, 09:14 AM
Hey Tom,
Looks like they forgot to include a GPS option to find CALM WATERS to TEAR-UP....:rolleyes:


Yea, rough water is hard on the rears of Hemorroid surgery patients!:D :rolleyes: :cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-02-2007, 09:20 AM
Oh that boat is just too sweet! :uglyhamme

I wonder if Erk will be stocking one?

TMCNo1
04-02-2007, 09:57 AM
Oh that boat is just too sweet! :uglyhamme

I wonder if Erk will be stocking one?


He will be carring the TooberErkoehler Edition only!:D

Ryan
04-02-2007, 01:22 PM
"Five Time National Champion of NITWIT (National Inner Tube Whip It Tournament), "

NITWIT, I love it!!! Very creative.

SNOOTYSKIER
04-02-2007, 01:23 PM
NITWIT says it all. :noface:

ProTour X9
04-02-2007, 02:37 PM
OK Snooty, calm down, some of us like to use our boats for all types of recreation, I mean just look at those maristar owners!

SNOOTYSKIER
04-02-2007, 02:41 PM
I just think its good to use a boat for its intended purpose, in this case, slalom skiing. :)

You dont see me going through the course behind a Ranger Bass boat.

ProTour X9
04-02-2007, 02:43 PM
What do you think the Toob Star's purpose is for?:rolleyes: :D :D

TMCNo1
04-02-2007, 07:32 PM
What do you think the Toob Star's purpose is for?


Picking up the womens! He said it's good for JUMP and TRICKS too. The womens JUMP in and turn TRICKS!:D :cool: :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-02-2007, 07:49 PM
Picking up the womens! He said it's good for JUMP and TRICKS too. The womens JUMP in and turn TRICKS!
Oooo! did someone mention Hukers???:D :banana: :dance:

SkiDog
04-02-2007, 08:42 PM
Picking up the womens! He said it's good for JUMP and TRICKS too. The womens JUMP in and turn TRICKS!:D :cool: :rolleyes:

Hell, I needs me one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Extractoober!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-02-2007, 08:47 PM
sounds like something you buy on QVC or from a Billy Mays infomercial.:confused:

Chief
04-02-2007, 10:02 PM
As soon as the Maritube 200 goes to production I'm in.