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Hoosier Bob
03-02-2007, 07:21 PM
Bored here but SLINKYREDFOOT (another Steve) brought up a funny bumper sticker on another thread. What is the funniest you have seen? I saw one the other day on a girls beat up car.

It said simply:

"IT AIN'T PRETTY BEING EASY!'

I laughed for miles! Any others?:D

trickskier
03-02-2007, 07:26 PM
The best one I've ever seen was:
I'm a Legend in My Own Bed Room!!!

André
03-02-2007, 07:29 PM
I like the " If you don't like my driving,call 1-800-EAT-SH**" one...

X2M
03-02-2007, 07:50 PM
One of my favorites...

"Save a horse... Ride a Cowboy"

:D

trickskier
03-02-2007, 07:53 PM
"Save a horse... Ride a Cowboy":D

SO.............How often do you ride????

X2M
03-02-2007, 07:55 PM
SO.............How often do you ride????

Yee Haw Baby. Momma doesn't kiss and tell... 8p

trickskier
03-02-2007, 07:57 PM
Yee Haw Baby. Momma doesn't kiss and tell... 8p
LOL.............Just go E-Z on the SPURS..........:uglyhamme

Sodar
03-02-2007, 07:58 PM
One of my favorites...

"Save a horse... Ride a Cowboy"

:D

My old GF had this phrase on her license plate frame... it was taken off the first chance I got and was thrown in the proper receptacle!!

TMCNo1
03-02-2007, 08:04 PM
Check out this site, http://www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm Use discression, some are wild!

Hoosier Bob
03-02-2007, 08:07 PM
These have to be confirmed in the field plates Harold! I do like the, "Beer is Cheaper Than Gasoline so Drink Don't Drive!"8p

trickskier
03-02-2007, 08:10 PM
Hey #1, didn't I see this one on your bumper..............

TMCNo1
03-02-2007, 08:24 PM
I got one for ya,

trickskier
03-02-2007, 08:27 PM
Nope, not going to get me on that one again...............:rolleyes:

Slinkyredfoot
03-02-2007, 09:13 PM
Bored here but SLINKYREDFOOT (another Steve) brought up a funny bumper sticker on another thread. What is the funniest you have seen? I saw one the other day on a girls beat up car.

It said simply:

"IT AIN'T PRETTY BEING EASY!'

I laughed for miles! Any others?:D

Hey HB, glad you already read mine, but wasn't this the one that was on the rear bumper of your truck at the store the other day????
I think you need to be honest here.....:D

JohnnyB
03-02-2007, 09:18 PM
One of my buddies has a 22 year old daughter that has this sticker on her truck:

"The only thing that's faster than this truck is my zipper"

Ohh to be a 22year old guy again.

Hoosier Bob
03-02-2007, 10:31 PM
That's funny JB! Steve, you caught me and so have a few other things that come with being easy!8p One of my buddies has a 22 year old daughter that has this sticker on her truck:

"The only thing that's faster than this truck is my zipper"

Ohh to be a 22year old guy again.

Slinkyredfoot
03-02-2007, 10:55 PM
it sucks to be you doesn't it HB??

Archimedes
03-02-2007, 10:58 PM
My favorite, spotted on a pickup truck here in NorCal said

"Piss off a Liberal, Work Hard and Have Fun"

Leroy
03-02-2007, 10:59 PM
I always like the tree hugger Suburu with 10,000 peace bumper stickers on the back.

Leroy
03-02-2007, 11:01 PM
Hey Slink and Bob, I talked with Michael and we want to go out next couple of week to Mickey's in Carmel. His brother-in-laws band doesn't play until end of April.

Up for it?

Slinkyredfoot
03-02-2007, 11:02 PM
I sincerely hope no one was hurt.....

Slinkyredfoot
03-02-2007, 11:05 PM
Hey Slink and Bob, I talked with Michael and we want to go out next couple of week to Mickey's in Carmel. His brother-in-laws band doesn't play until end of April.

Up for it?

What is the name of the band Leroy??? I think Bob is in rehab, he may be questionable, HB you out there??

Hoosier Bob
03-02-2007, 11:20 PM
I am here! I may be in keep me informed!:D

Leroy
03-02-2007, 11:40 PM
Peace Train. http://www.mickeysirishpub.com/shows.php They are actually there tonight, but I am in Cincinnati this weekend for soccer tournament.

I heard all Carmel police have a picture of Bob on their dash :D

Hoosier Bob
03-02-2007, 11:43 PM
Not one of my better shots!:o Peace Train. http://www.mickeysirishpub.com/shows.php They are actually there tonight, but I am in Cincinnati this weekend for soccer tournament.

I heard all Carmel police have a picture of Bob on their dash :D

kycat2007
03-02-2007, 11:48 PM
HB what did you think of the beer launcher

Hoosier Bob
03-02-2007, 11:52 PM
What? I may have forgotten or not seen that one. Remember I kill more brain cells than most have in a good sitting!:o

Refresh my memory my brother!

suedv
03-03-2007, 12:13 AM
I had a student that worked on an internship for me one summer. She had all kinds of bumper stickers on her car about peace, no war, democrat politicians, save the earth, and women's rights. The one that made me smile said "I am woman hear me roar"

The reason it made me smile was she was so shy she sure didn't roar and the sticker couldn't be about her car because it was this rusty old station wagon that would hardly start let alone roar.

She also had one that said "Jesus is a liberal and I pray to her every day" That one got the minister who had an office right across the hall from me worked up every time he saw it. I'm sure that was just what she wanted to accomplish.

shepherd
03-03-2007, 12:35 AM
This one's kind of funny. (They lost. You can remove it now 8p )

Hoosier Bob
03-03-2007, 12:38 AM
Best part is it is still the original owner! Most likely still making payments!

suedv
03-03-2007, 12:42 AM
This one's kind of funny. (They lost. You can remove it now 8p )


Did you ever see this one on a car? I used to see them just after the election.

Hoosier Bob
03-03-2007, 12:43 AM
Nice one Sue! Any new pics? The trees doing nicely?:confused: Did you ever see this one on a car? I used to see them just after the election.

SDAhockey21
03-03-2007, 01:36 AM
"i'm on a golf diet, I ONLY hit greens"

Chief
03-03-2007, 09:23 AM
"Your village called, they are missing an idiot".

TMCNo1
03-03-2007, 09:35 AM
I like this one,

slink976
03-03-2007, 03:10 PM
I like this one: (might have been posted)

I wish my wife was as dirty as this car

chudson
03-03-2007, 04:00 PM
Thought this was a good one.........

"NUTTIER THAN A SQUIREL TURD"

lawless1
03-03-2007, 04:06 PM
"Save the wales, harpoon a fat chick"

slink976
03-03-2007, 07:14 PM
Born FUCT........

TMCNo1
03-03-2007, 09:38 PM
I also like the one that says, "Do you kiss your mama, with that mouth"?

TMCNo1
03-03-2007, 09:39 PM
I also like the one that says,

"Do you kiss your mama, with that mouth"?

Hoosier Bob
03-04-2007, 01:29 AM
AND YOU CANNOT SPELL EITHER!8p Born FUCT........

slink976
03-04-2007, 02:06 AM
yep, but you already knew that

SkiDog
03-04-2007, 10:33 AM
I saw one that wqs painted on the back of a guy's truck tailgate that says' If I passed you on the right, then you're in the WRONG LANE!'
I need that one!

rcnjson
03-05-2007, 10:42 AM
"Keep Honking... I'm Re-Loading"
I don't have it on my car, but when I do see this one I always want to get a look at who's drivin'. I have never been disappointed.
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Monte
03-05-2007, 10:50 AM
This car protected by a pit bull with AIDS.............

puck_11
03-05-2007, 12:51 PM
Saw this on a chic's truck once:

"If you're gonna ride my ***, at least pull my hair" :woohoo:

jlf
03-06-2007, 10:33 AM
We had a psycho man kill his mother and then put her in his deep freezer for years. When they finally found her someone in town made up bumper stickers and t-shirts that said

"What is in your freezer?" and

"I bet my Mother is cooler than your Mother!"

They still make me laugh when I see them, only in LaCrosse.

Mikey
03-06-2007, 11:31 AM
My personal favorite "My kid beat up your honor roll student".

RexDog1
03-06-2007, 11:38 AM
Not funny, but very cool :cool:


Team MasterCraft

Naste Craft
03-06-2007, 11:46 AM
My son is having sex with your honor student!!!

TMCNo1
03-06-2007, 12:18 PM
My son is having sex with your honor student!!!
In that case, I would want one that says, "My Honor Roll student is having safe sex with your Honor Roll student"!

M-Funf
03-06-2007, 12:38 PM
"Vote Democrat....it's easier than working" :rolleyes:

Hoosier Bob
03-06-2007, 08:56 PM
My Mother is Cooler Than Your Mother! That is cool! :D

Footin
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
Years ago I saw one that I didn't realy care for being the Ohio State Fan that I am:

Save electricity.......Burn Woody!!!

roddydog
03-06-2007, 10:08 PM
A play on

"Visualize World Peace"

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

:D

Hoosier Bob
03-08-2007, 11:19 PM
Got Woody would have been better. Woody Hayes 4-Ever!;) Years ago I saw one that I didn't realy care for being the Ohio State Fan that I am:

Save electricity.......Burn Woody!!!

Monte
03-09-2007, 12:20 AM
my other car is a..................

TMCNo1
03-09-2007, 08:34 AM
my other car is a..................


Big Wheel?????????????????????

Someone needs to bring Big Wheel to CSM, so we can ride it down Mike's ramp into the lake! WooooooooHoooooooo!
UMP, UMP, are you listening??????????????They will let you bring it on a plane!

Monte
03-09-2007, 09:29 AM
Big Wheel?????????????????????

Someone needs to bring Big Wheel to CSM, so we can ride it down Mike's ramp into the lake! WooooooooHoooooooo!
UMP, UMP, are you listening??????????????They will let you bring it on a plane!

You DO know the famous last words of a redneck8p ... right Harold???:rolleyes: UMP don't listen to him.. he's trying to turn you into one of us;)

Maristar210
03-09-2007, 09:36 AM
Middle East:

TURN IT ALL INTO GLASS

TMCNo1
03-09-2007, 09:38 AM
You DO know the famous last words of a redneck ... right Harold??? UMP don't listen to him.. he's trying to turn you into one of us.


I can see it now, a yooper redneck, "Golly dang yoouse guys, shucks Bubba, dontchano"!:rolleyes: :D :cool:

Slinkyredfoot
12-03-2007, 09:41 AM
Saw a good one on 465 this morning that stated

"I Wished Hillary Would Have Married OJ"........:D

ridesdirt
12-03-2007, 10:50 AM
Saw a good one on 465 this morning that stated

"I Wished Hillary Would Have Married OJ"........:D

wish I had one of those....




On the front bumper of a well lifted Jeep CJ:

so many pedestrians, so little time

DemolitionMan
12-03-2007, 03:37 PM
I saw one that said Honk if you Sacked Tebow!!!

Labatt911
12-03-2007, 04:50 PM
Not so much funny but definately true: "I shouldn't have to press one for english" I also saw a t-shirt that said "drink milk cause oj will kill you" and it had a picture of the white bronco in the middle.

TMCNo1
12-03-2007, 06:46 PM
As a matter of fact, I saw a unique one today at a stoplight near a school on the back bumper of a Chevy pickup, "My Christian School Honor Student Son knocked up your kid's female Math Teacher"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jlf
12-03-2007, 08:18 PM
How bout a couple for the lifted truck guys
Lowriders are for guys who cant get it up!
or
Jack it up.......cause fat chicks cant climb

SDAhockey21
12-03-2007, 08:20 PM
haha..........ha

"Don't Tase me Bro"

SDAhockey21
12-03-2007, 08:28 PM
...................................

SDAhockey21
12-03-2007, 08:32 PM
My Child Was Inmate Of The Month
At County Jail

88 PS190
12-03-2007, 08:56 PM
I like the "Voldemort votes republican" sticker.

Makes me proud.

wats218
12-03-2007, 09:55 PM
"State troopers don't racially profile, they pulled me over."

mig
12-03-2007, 10:30 PM
I almost wrecked when I saw "My daughter threw up at the Bellagio" on a heavily used one-ton dually with a license plate that read something like "LOGGER".

Monte
12-03-2007, 11:12 PM
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/c2359.gif

TMCNo1
12-03-2007, 11:49 PM
One of my favorites,

mc79
12-04-2007, 01:57 AM
Seen in Liberty, NC: "Sky divers are good to the last drop"

Workin' 4 Toys
12-04-2007, 05:34 PM
Hoosier Bob....
This is not a bumper sticker..But a funny License plate I thought you might appreciate and no one knows how it slipped through the DMV.
In Florida they have license plates with a large Orange in the center of the plate if you can picture that as an "O"

Plate says "A55 RGY"

I hope you had a cocktail or two before reading that...;)