A list of Saddam's kids!

[Ramhouse]

All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. Every one left
out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A
corrected paragraph follows:

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15
sons:

Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a
sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in
Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a
singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music
star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald,

and by seven daughters:

Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a
feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a
grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute.


There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been
disowned by the family.

[milkmania]

you had me until I got to ebay:o

[TMCNo1]

All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. Every one left
out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A
corrected paragraph follows:

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15
sons:

Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a
sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in
Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a
singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music
star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald,

and by seven daughters:

Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a
feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a
grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute.


There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been
disowned by the family.



I heard he had more children with a illegitamate wife, BOOBbay, a plastic surgeon in Cali, HOsay, a pimp in Mexico, Baybay, has a soul food cart in Harlem and BUtay, works at a boat manufacturer in TN.

[Jeff Lyman]

Now thats FUNNY, I saw lattay at Dunkin Donnuts this morn.

[Ric]

damn that is funny! .