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02-02-2007, 09:58 AM
A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring."My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting juss anyting you wan. Whatchou wan?" he asks, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have hear of." " It numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from the groom. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks, "You want...chickin wiff broccori?

02-02-2007, 10:04 AM
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