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Jim@BAWS
01-30-2007, 04:02 PM
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require
round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .The doctor snickered and said, "Just -insert your own worf- with you. She's dead.
What'd you shoot?

Maristar210
01-30-2007, 04:05 PM
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require
round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .The doctor snickered and said, "Just -insert your own worf- with you. She's dead.
What'd you shoot?


Nice Jim


Some how I am trying not to like that joke but....

I do like that joke. It's dam funny.

sassydog
01-30-2007, 04:54 PM
An elderly, retired couple got into the routine of playing a round of golf every friday morning. And every time they would play, the wife would ask her husband "Honey, lets tee off that the same time", and for years the man refused. One day, after he had heard her ask a million times, the man finally agreed to his wife's wishes. On a brisk friday morning, the misses teed her ball up at the red tees, and her husband did the same on the blue. "on the count of three" the woman said. "one......two.....three!" The split second the woman hit her ball, her husband's drive struck her in the back of the head, killing her instantly. Shortly after the paramedics arrived, they got a look at the body and proceded to speak to the woman's husband. "Sir i'm deeply sorry for your loss, it seems the blow to the head from your ball is what appears to have killed your wife, but we've also found a ball lodged up your wife's buttocks! Can you explain to me how that got there??".......................the man replied, "Oh that was my Mulligan."

Jerseydave
01-30-2007, 04:54 PM
What's a worf?














I know, I get it! Very good. :D

TX.X-30 fan
01-30-2007, 06:22 PM
Very Funny Gentlemen. 8p

Kevin 89MC
01-31-2007, 05:39 PM
Now them's funny!! Better never let the wife see those: she might laugh, but she might not!