View Full Version : i feel that i need to share this

12-18-2006, 04:50 PM
part of the reason i havent posted in awhile is due to my embarrassment of what has happened to me over the last month. however i do feel the need to share this information so that it doesnt happen to one of you guys. this has happened to me at home depot , but im sure it can happen at other stores as well. what occurs is that
two seriously good-looking 21 or 22-year-old girls come over to your truck as you are packing your shopping items into the truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead they ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. Of course, you agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start kissing each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts kissing on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen December 4th , 6th, 8th, twice on the 10th, 12th, 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Just doing my part to protect my friends and alert the public to these heinous acts!

12-18-2006, 04:53 PM
you got me with the serious beginning to the post. thanks for the good laugh, its been a crappy monday :D :D :D

12-18-2006, 05:00 PM
:uglyhamme: :uglyhamme:

That's rich!

So...ummmm...where ya' gettin' the wallets? :rolleyes:

12-18-2006, 05:10 PM
Done been did!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-18-2006, 05:15 PM
Funny, that same heinous crime happened to Beau. :noface: what has this world come too?

12-18-2006, 05:19 PM
must have missed that thread! sorry for the double

12-18-2006, 05:21 PM
You had me with the serious beginning!!

12-18-2006, 05:21 PM
Funny, that same heinous crime happened to Beau. :noface: what has this world come too?

I'm otta here,

12-18-2006, 05:41 PM
Funny funny, you got me hook line and sinker. By the way, anybody looking to by some wallets let me know, I got a great deal on about 50 of 'em today along with some stereo equipment from two chicks in a white van at the BP station....

Farmer Ted
12-18-2006, 05:56 PM
he forgot the part where the conk you over the head and they whip their weiner out.....

12-18-2006, 08:11 PM
Welcome Back Rod. Funny how no-one can stay away for long ;) Well maybe Gene can :rolleyes:

12-19-2006, 03:20 PM
Bye....I'm going to Home Depot:D :D

12-19-2006, 03:38 PM
Bye....I'm going to Home Depot:D :D

If not, try Wal-Mart, that's where Beau got taken for a ride!

Hoosier Bob
12-19-2006, 08:04 PM
I may start reading again! Thanks Rod! Note to self, buy 20 or so cheap empty wallets!:o